Attention Trump haters! If you’ve been starved for schadenfreude lately, there’s a blog for you: Trumpgrets, a small but growing compilation of Tweets from Trump fans now feeling betrayed by Orange Mussolini.
Granted, most of them are mad at him for terrible reasons, but hey, I’ll take what I can get at this point.
Speaking of Ann Coulter, the author of In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! and yes that really is the name of the book, is also feeling played, big league!
While it’s always delightful to see Coulter redfaced — with “blood in the face,” as her white supremacist colleagues like to put it — some of the other Tweets are more sad than funny.
Ah, Bob. You know who else is worried, Bob? EVERY OTHER PERSON ON MEDICARE OR MEDICAID. Every American with pre-existing conditions who couldn’t get insurance before Obamacare kicked in. Lots and lots of people who are just barely hanging on.
You and everyone else who voted for Trump made a huge mistake. And we’re all going to be paying for it for years.
H/T — To the WHTM reader who linked to Trumpgrets in the comments here.
@Axe
Of course you can do pizza rolls if you want! It’s not all that far off from my life style, either, for that matter. I mean, I thought it was funny Miggy was complaining about his preference for white Christmas tree lights. I don’t give a shit what color the Christmas tree lights are since my main attitude is that the tree, like the big Christmas dinner, is really not worth the hassle. But of course, all women care about the color of the lights and are totally unreasonable about it. And all men care enough about the color of the lights to argue about it, but they aren’t unreasonable.
What a coincidence! I don’t do that either because one, I don’t have kids, and two, I don’t support Black Friday because it’s hell on retail workers, and it’s pretty much just Commercialism Hunger Games and I’m not here for that.
Funny how I don’t have to be a raging misogynist to think that.
Oh, and I also don’t celebrate Christmas in the religious sense. I celebrate Hexmas instead, so I can do all the secular Christmas stuff but without the religion (and a dash of Halloween because if I have to put up with two solid months of Christmas, I’m going to make it fun damn it).
I celebrate Yule in the religious sense. Happy Yuletide everyone except Miggy because he’s being an insufferable douche again.
I have literally never seen nor heard about anyone argue about what color their lights are going to be.
My roommates didn’t even argue about that, although Dude!Roommate got the wrong color wire for the lights, and he did go back to return them and get new ones. I tagged along and saw a cute little pink ornament with a glittery mustache that I’m thinking about getting.
I want to get a small black tree too just for Hexmas that I can deck out in purple lights and ornaments and I’ll put a Jack-o-Lantern or two in it. Or on top.
(also, no one cares.)
Yes, how very dare women cook you food and ask you to help out afterwards because cooking a huge Christmas dinner is a fucking day-long stressful ordeal. Doubly so when you’re cooking for a bunch of whiners who complain about everything.
For fuck’s sake, what an ingrate. Complaining about free food because someone asked you to do the damn dishes afterwards.
I’d bet you that if a woman didn’t offer to fucking cook a Miggy a (free) Christmas dinner, they’d call her a bitch and grumble about how unfeminine she is for not cooking for you.
Yeah, how very dare they ask you to lift a finger around the holidays! How very dare the wimmens ask you to do a simple task like putting a gift in wrapping paper or a festive bag to make someone else happy!
You know what I want for Hexmas? MGTOWs to finally go their own fucking way and stop coming to feminist spaces to “gloat” about how happy they are in their miserable, lonely lives and how they’re so insufferable no one wants to be around them.
Of course, I don’t believe in Jesus, so I doubt I’ll be getting that considering it would take a fucking miracle.
Posted this in the poster thread, thought I’d double back
http://www.vice.com/en_nz/read/the-army-just-announced-it-will-reroute-the-dakota-access-pipeline
Woot
I just gotta laugh at all you people who think I’m suffering right now, just because I’ve decided to go my own way. Really, it’s the most comical thing I’ve heard all week. I’m almost convinced that some of you have careers in stand-up comedy awaiting you. Let me just have a big, jolly “Ho, ho, ho!!!” at your obliviousness for a second.
*Man guffawing his own way*
The MGTOW movement has been one of the most positive things I have come across in the past several years. There’s no telling where I could have ended up, were it not for them. Seriously, you think I give a shit if my gifts are wrapped or not? Ha, that’s just less trash I have to clean up! And you think that I’m so incapable of cooking that I’d be forced to eat a TV dinner (like there’s something wrong with eating TV dinners?)? There are so many freaking Chinese restaurants that are open over the holidays in my area that you can’t throw a rock without hitting one! I’ve got so much spare cash on me, thanks to the MGTOW life, that I could conceivably eat anything on the menu, and not have to clean up afterwards. That’s just a few of the many rewards of the MGTOW life.
I’ve seen Christians complain about blue Christmas lights because they’re “too Jewish”.
@WWTH:
Right? It’s not so much that he’s Going His Own Way, as it is that he’s Driving Everyone Else Away In Random Directions.
Good job, Miggy! Keep doing (repulsive) you.
My mom told me a story from right after the election when she and my dad met up with an old acquaintance (M) and their conversation turned to Trump and healthcare. My mom knew that M was a republican and she told my mom that she voted for Johnson because she couldn’t stand Trump but wasn’t going to vote for HRC. M mentioned that she was scared for her mother who was sick and needed Medicare. She was afraid that her mother would lose her coverage now that Trump was elected. Knowing my mom, she would have been very annoyed that M couldn’t have made these connections before the election, but would have remained polite while they were talking.
Finally the fateful question, M asks what’s going to happen to her mother if she doesn’t get Medicare.
“She’ll die.”
Wow dad, brutal take down. My dad is pretty quiet with his opinions, so much so that I occasionally forget how liberal he is. It takes a lot for him to talk about his political feelings but when he gets to that point he’s not going to hold back.
That shut up that portion of the conversation and was the end of the story my mom relayed to me. I am not hoping for anyone to be affected in this way but I find it maddening that people who voted for Trump or a third party just couldn’t see that they were all going to be negatively affected by his choices.
@Axe
That’s incredible news. Thanks for sharing!
Christ. Miggy and the frequent name changes are more annoying than an episode of The Nutshack crossed with Megababies and Angela Anaconda combined. Not funny. Just topical. Much pun. Hecking awful*.
At least Miggy is giving PI some scant material to demolish. Always love reading PI (and everyone else.)
About the ‘psycho’ thing: if someone actually felt that it was harmful, and the person using the monicker didn’t have a valid reason for using the word, then they should consider not being an asshole and change it.
But since no such objections were raised in seriousness by a non-asshole, I don’t think it should be on the table.
* I’ve been watching Animated Atrocities, thus the references. I haven’t vetted all of it, so if anyone is aware of any problems with the reviews or the reviewer, let me know please.
@LindsayIrene
I don’t know or care if you’re suffering, champ. I just think it’s funny that you’re proud of being such shitty company. Also, you’re not going your way. If you were, you wouldn’t feel the need to create new socks every time you get banned so you can continue to come here and talk to us.
So, you live in a house full of garbage? Cool reward!
@No Kisses under the Miggytoe
That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s like saying dumpster diving has been the finest cuisine you’ve ever eaten in the past several years.
@LindsayIrene:
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg
It seems there is no level of stupidity to which at least some Christians won’t descend. Just how are blue Christmas lights “too Jewish”?
Edit: Yay! It embedded!
@wwth
You know, you can actually eat in a Chinese restaurant; the Chinese aren’t cannibals or anything.
Lemme rephrase. So, why is this gnat still allowed here?
@Mish
Resistance is not futile 🙂
Little Adami, you fool nobody with your desperate protestations of happiness when nobody here gives not one thin fuck.
Shout it from the rooftops.
We’ll still mock you.
And we still won’t care.
@LindsayIrene:
Fuck them and their appropriation of Yule, anyway. WTF? Because Jewish “Christmas” trees all have blue lights on them? Because so many Jewish people put up trees in the first place? Oh, it’s because Hanukkah colors are blue and white, and a lot of menorahs are blue, right? So obviously, somebody might mistake their tree for a menorah if they put blue lights on it. Logic.
Right, because there aren’t a bunch of third-party voters and their outlets all over the Internet saying that the spoiler effect is a myth made up to delegitimize third parties.
I mean, really, could you just not?
@Axe
How about you put the fucking pipeline where you originally were going to put it, you fucks, instead of trying to fucking ruin land that isn’t even part of the United States, you anal leakage, how about you fucking leave fucking sacred land alone, you smegma cover rags, or better yet not fucking build it at all since this fucking company has fucked over places with fucking burst pipes before, you fucking shit of fleas on gangrenous rats?
@Jack
“[R]uin land that isn’t even part of the United States…”
The citizens who live on this land sure don’t mind getting help and welfare from the US govt., though; last I checked, some 30% of Native Americans use welfare. I thought leftists like yourself bought into the Social Contract?
@HawkAtreidies, butthurt over the election and unwilling to source my inane bullshit
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/7/25/1113503/-Third-Parties-Have-Long-History-of-Shaping-Reshaping-American-Politics
https://www.boundless.com/political-science/textbooks/boundless-political-science-textbook/interest-groups-7/minor-political-parties-58/the-impact-of-minor-parties-336-8401/
Seriously, there are plenty of fucking sources like this, and a long, historical precedent for what I’m saying the point of third party voting is. Piss and moan about Nader all you like, third party voters influencing the US elections is nothing new. Unless you’ve got sources for your shit, why don’t you use three things that I’m assuming you’ve got (two hands and a bathroom) and go fuck yourself?
Fucking democrats, acting like you’re entitled to third-party voters’ support and whining when people don’t rally behind your asses 24/7.
And that money is but a pittance compared to how much wealth has been generated from the land that Native Americans were unwillingly cleared off of (i.e. the most useful parts of the US). Do you even history?
Gish galloping through the snow…
@Migfucker
Ever thought that maybe the people fighting against the DAPL may be part of the 70% that doesn’t? And that even if they were, it’s still not land that’s part of the United States? It would be like the US deciding to build a pipeline through any place we’re sending aid to just because we gave them money without permission. Like just go in and start digging and then spraying water at the locals who say to stop it.
So, like, fuck off.
I’m emailing David.
Run out of Christmas carols to name yourself after, Miggy? so you name yourself after the Gunpowder Plot?
Let’s get rid of him.
And for anyone who doubts Jack’s saying that the reservations are not part of the United States, they are given authority to govern themselves independent of the states whose borders enclose them. That partially explains the references to “Indians not taxed” in the Constitution.
@Miggy
You’re still so adorably cute. Let’s unpack all this.
What I said:
What you seemed to think was the important point:
How you cluelessly missed the actual point I was making:
No matter what your current state of happiness is, you have apparently achieved it, in large part, by making up a “blue pill” fantasy world that totally doesn’t exist and then pretending you are avoiding its completely imaginary horrors.
What I said:
What you seemed to think was the important point:
First, if you like TV dinners, I’m not opposed. I don’t mind one once in a while. I don’t think they’re the yummiest or the most full of holiday cheer. And you know, I kind of think commensality is awesome, but that’s me, so hey, go your own way, man.
Second, I never assumed you were incapable of cooking. Maybe it was a bad assumption on my part, but your statement led me to believe that you were opposed to cooking and also opposed to doing dishes. So I mentioned the TV dinner thing because of the dishes-free nature. But, you know, if you don’t mind doing 100% of the labor of cooking and cleaning, but you really fucking hate sharing the labor, that’s cool, go your own way, man.
What I said:
What you seemed to think was the important point:
How you cluelessly missed the actual point I was making:
I don’t really give a shit if my gifts are wrapped or not, either. You’re the one who made a fuss about gift-wrapping. What I do think can be kind of nice, though, is when I don’t have to buy all my gifts for myself. I mean, it’s also awesome to treat myself. And I’m not horribly motivated by gifts (like it’s really far from being my “love language” gag). But it can occasionally be kind of special when someone gives me a gift just because they love me. I mean, last Christmas I mentioned to my husband that I’d really love some new socks for Christmas. He and my son bought me some socks, and since we’d just watched the Rifftrax for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, he got a bunch of books off our shelves and put socks in them. And I was like, “Dobby is free!” It was awesome and no wrapping paper was involved. Oh, we did have to clean up by putting the books back on the shelves, though. OMG, totally ruined it all. /s
This is extra cute:
It’s a sweet picture. Miggy oh-so-happily sitting alone in a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day.
But the thing that really makes me giggle is you seem to think you can afford any item on the menu in a Chinese restaurant only because you took the red pill. I like Chinese restaurants, but you know, they don’t actually tend to be the most expensive restaurants in town. I can’t recall going to one where a walking stereotype with a vagina like me couldn’t afford pretty much anything on the menu (on my income alone). Even those Asian fusion kinds of places with sashimi on the menu tend to be within my budget. And I didn’t even have to embrace the “MGTOW life.”
Anyway, I repeat, you’re so adorably clueless. Seriously, if I were to imagine you in my head, all I’d see is this:
@wwth
Right? If Miggy is so happy about going his own way, why does he want to come talk to us all the time? I mean, Mammotheers are pretty awesome and loving, but it’s not like he is availing himself of any of our love and support. So what’s with this pathetic need to keep talking to us?