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Trumpgrets: A schadenfreude-tastic catalog of Trump voters regretting their choice

Who could ever have guessed that this smirky bastard would turn out to be a con man?
Who could ever have guessed that this smirky bastard would turn out to be a con man?

Attention Trump haters! If you’ve been starved for schadenfreude lately, there’s a blog for you: Trumpgrets, a small but growing compilation of Tweets from Trump fans now feeling betrayed by Orange Mussolini.

Granted, most of them are mad at him for terrible reasons, but hey, I’ll take what I can get at this point.

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Speaking of Ann Coulter, the author of In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! and yes that really is the name of the book, is also feeling played, big league!

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While it’s always delightful to see Coulter redfaced — with “blood in the face,” as her white supremacist colleagues like to put it — some of the other Tweets are more sad than funny.

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Ah, Bob. You know who else is worried, Bob? EVERY OTHER PERSON ON MEDICARE OR MEDICAID. Every American with pre-existing conditions who couldn’t get insurance before Obamacare kicked in. Lots and lots of people who are just barely hanging on.

You and everyone else who voted for Trump made a huge mistake. And we’re all going to be paying for it for years.

H/T — To the WHTM reader who linked to Trumpgrets in the comments here.

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Weird (bite me, Bitefart!!) Eddie
Weird (bite me, Bitefart!!) Eddie
3 years ago

@ miggy:

They actually let you use that name around here? You’d think they’d be complaining about ableism by now.

Your dismissive attitude must make you a big hit at (fraternity) parties. If, on the off chance that you care about ableism, there’s a better way to do this. It’s “calling in” the person you believe is displaying ableism. Just explain that use of the term “psycho” is (or can be legitimately interpreted as) disparaging of people with mental illness.

If, on the other hand, you do not care about ableism, why say anything at all?

If, on the OTHER other hand, you’re mocking both those who have disabilities AND those who care about them, then get the fuck out of here, no one wants to listen to you troll.

TreePerson
TreePerson
3 years ago

@Policy of Madness
I really like that plan,
question now is how do we make it happen?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

There was consideration of using ‘alternative vote’ here in the UK to elect MPs. There didn’t turn out to be any great enthusiasm for it though. We had a referendum and it was 2 to 1 in favour of keeping first past the post.

Alternative vote is used in some other elections here though, like mayoral ones.

Snowberry
Snowberry
3 years ago

Sorta on topic: It’s really difficult for me to feel schadenfreude about anyone, I’m just not that kind of person. That being said, I’m feeling a little bit of that for NC Governor Pat McCrory. Doesn’t matter that Trump won NC. Doesn’t matter that the state has been gerrymandered to hell and back to the point where Republicans have a hard political lock on the state despite it being demographically purple. Doesn’t matter that NC passed laws which significantly disenfranchises minorities in 2014. He still lost by a wide enough margin that there won’t be a statewide recount. There will be a recount of a few counties which the Republican-controlled election board insists had “irregularities”, but it’s almost certainly not going to change anything. I find this mildly satisfying even though I don’t live in NC.

Silver Miggs: Just hear those MGTOW singling, no comingling, too
Silver Miggs: Just hear those MGTOW singling, no comingling, too
3 years ago

@PoM

That’s inaccurate. People who vote for third parties aren’t actually trying to get that person to be president, they’re trying to influence the policies of whichever major party has to deal with the spoiler effects of that party, especially if said third party gets more than 5% and becomes a minor party. If, say, republicans had to appeal to libertarians in order to get their votes so they didn’t lose to democrats, they might have to drop some of the religious bullshit, the war on drugs, civil liberty violations, etc., in order to gain their support against the democrats. This would probably also change the democrats’ policies on things, albeit inadvertently.

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

I believe Maine has already instituted instant-runoff voting. They did it via popular referendum this year.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Minneapolis has instant run off voting too. It only applies to city elections though.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

Aight, so why is this gnat still here?

Silver Miggs: Just hear those MGTOW singling, no comingling, too
Silver Miggs: Just hear those MGTOW singling, no comingling, too
3 years ago

@Axecalibur: Little Aim Ranger

Because shit stinks, this site is full of it, and 75% of it comes out of your mouth?

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

He’s running through all the Christmas songs for his name until he finally gets to “Silent Miggs, Assholey Miggs” at which point he will finally be silent?

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@wwth

He’s running through all the Christmas songs for his name until he finally gets to “Silent Miggs, Assholey Miggs” at which point he will finally be silent?

Ha! I keep waiting for “Now Bring Us Some Miggy Pudding” though.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Belladonna

I feel like that’s already been done…

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@Jack
Aw, did I miss it? I wanted to point at my vagina and grunt about how much I loved Miggy pudding and wouldn’t stop talking about menstruation until I got some.

I Saw Three Men Go Their Own Way
I Saw Three Men Go Their Own Way
3 years ago

@WWTH

I gotta say, it’s pretty awesome being a MGTOW around the holidays. None of that pitching tents in front of the stores on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, just so you can get your kids some crappy present that they’ll forget about in a few years, and I don’t have to waste all of my spare time finding some gift for a woman or have the time-honored “white-lights or colored-lights?” argument with her (I like white-lights on my tree, btw). Christmas is such a bummer, because women insist of cooking a bunch of shit and complaining about it when you don’t wash dishes afterwards, or they complain that you’re not wrapping enough gifts for their taste. I don’t need too many things under the Christmas tree, MGTOW is the gift that keeps on giving. Nope, I’m not going silent about the MGTOW life. Ain’t nuthin’ but a Migg thang, baby.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Is Miggy pudding a savory pudding made out of menstrual blood and seagull meat?

Kat
Kat
3 years ago

@Weird Eddit

@ miggy:

They actually let you use that name around here? You’d think they’d be complaining about ableism by now.

Your dismissive attitude must make you a big hit at (fraternity) parties. If, on the off chance that you care about ableism, there’s a better way to do this. It’s “calling in” the person you believe is displaying ableism. Just explain that use of the term “psycho” is (or can be legitimately interpreted as) disparaging of people with mental illness.

If, on the other hand, you do not care about ableism, why say anything at all?

If, on the OTHER other hand, you’re mocking both those who have disabilities AND those who care about them, then get the fuck out of here, no one wants to listen to you troll.

Nicely summed up.

Very well stated!

(Personally, I always have trouble knowing what to say to slimy remarks. The person making them always acts so innocent. Who, me?! Make a disgusting, hateful remark?)

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

Is Miggy pudding a savory pudding made out of menstrual blood and seagull meat?

I could see a 329-year-old engineer being into that.

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@wwth

Is Miggy pudding a savory pudding made out of menstrual blood and seagull meat?

Yes, that’s the thing! It’s best when you have MGTOW tears for liquid, but if you only have plain water, you can add some salt.

@Miggs

Christmas is such a bummer, because women insist of cooking a bunch of shit and complaining about it when you don’t wash dishes afterwards, or they complain that you’re not wrapping enough gifts for their taste.

Aw, it’s so cute that you can make yourself less sad by fantasizing about all of the ridiculous, made-up stuff that you’re avoiding. I wish you a Merry Christmas with your microwave TV dinner, complete with disposable dishes-free packaging, and the unwrapped gifts you buy for yourself.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

Aight, so why is this gnat still here?

Because we keep talking to it?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Bella

I wish you a Merry Christmas with your microwave TV dinner, complete with disposable dishes-free packaging, and the unwrapped gifts you buy for yourself

That… that actually sounds pretty rad. Obviously, ya don’t need to be a literally raging misogynist to do any of that, but I’m kinda about that life. Can I do pizza rolls instead of meatloaf and potatoes. I mean, it’s still technically a microwave dinner

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
3 years ago

@Axecalibur

I’d honestly prefer at least making something middlingly fancy, like a bacon-wrapped tenderloin served in roast beef ramen with eggs and with real grape juice to drink. Or just retrieving some leftovers from a favored restaurant. (Or going to one that’s open.)

Presents, on the other hand, I would concur with if I had income.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

It’s hilarious that Miggs is bragging about how he’s such an insufferable asshole that nobody wants to be near him during holidays.

hottotrotsky
hottotrotsky
3 years ago

The schadenfruede is like a basket of Christmas cookies, because it’s showing the cracks between the people who are angry that Trump didn’t give them full fascism from November 9th, and the people that are shocked shocked I tell you, that when Trump said he wanted to do away with SSI, Medicare and Medicaid, he actually meant it, in addition to all of the other disastrous policies he laid out that will only enrich himself and his buddies.

The former are only going to get angrier as time wears on and they realize that Trump isn’t actually charismatic enough or interested in a full fat fashy government, and they remain a tiny numerical minority, and the latter are about to realize that a con man with inherited wealth and golden toilet doesn’t give a tin shit about their anxieties, economic or otherwise. Will this be the painful lesson that breaks their habit of voting against their own interests as long as it seems like a brown woman will hurt the most? Eh, nah. But I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t enjoy watching them dance in the fire they lit to burn the rest of us at the stake.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

Christmas is such a bummer, because women insist of cooking a bunch of shit

Wait… I thought you Manosphere types wanted us to make you sammiches?

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

The cooking part would be fine with Miggy, I’m sure. It’s just an outrage when men are expected to pitch in in some way.

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@Axe

That… that actually sounds pretty rad. Obviously, ya don’t need to be a literally raging misogynist to do any of that, but I’m kinda about that life. Can I do pizza rolls instead of meatloaf and potatoes. I mean, it’s still technically a microwave dinner

Of course you can do pizza rolls if you want! It’s not all that far off from my life style, either, for that matter. I mean, I thought it was funny Miggy was complaining about his preference for white Christmas tree lights. I don’t give a shit what color the Christmas tree lights are since my main attitude is that the tree, like the big Christmas dinner, is really not worth the hassle. But of course, all women care about the color of the lights and are totally unreasonable about it. And all men care enough about the color of the lights to argue about it, but they aren’t unreasonable.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I Saw Three Men Go Their Own Way | December 4, 2016 at 6:19 pm
I gotta say, it’s pretty awesome being a MGTOW around the holidays. None of that pitching tents in front of the stores on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, just so you can get your kids some crappy present that they’ll forget about in a few years,

What a coincidence! I don’t do that either because one, I don’t have kids, and two, I don’t support Black Friday because it’s hell on retail workers, and it’s pretty much just Commercialism Hunger Games and I’m not here for that.

Funny how I don’t have to be a raging misogynist to think that.

Oh, and I also don’t celebrate Christmas in the religious sense. I celebrate Hexmas instead, so I can do all the secular Christmas stuff but without the religion (and a dash of Halloween because if I have to put up with two solid months of Christmas, I’m going to make it fun damn it).

I celebrate Yule in the religious sense. Happy Yuletide everyone except Miggy because he’s being an insufferable douche again.

and I don’t have to waste all of my spare time finding some gift for a woman or have the time-honored “white-lights or colored-lights?” argument with her (I like white-lights on my tree, btw).

I have literally never seen nor heard about anyone argue about what color their lights are going to be.

My roommates didn’t even argue about that, although Dude!Roommate got the wrong color wire for the lights, and he did go back to return them and get new ones. I tagged along and saw a cute little pink ornament with a glittery mustache that I’m thinking about getting.

I want to get a small black tree too just for Hexmas that I can deck out in purple lights and ornaments and I’ll put a Jack-o-Lantern or two in it. Or on top.

(also, no one cares.)

Christmas is such a bummer, because women insist of cooking a bunch of shit and complaining about it when you don’t wash dishes afterwards,

Yes, how very dare women cook you food and ask you to help out afterwards because cooking a huge Christmas dinner is a fucking day-long stressful ordeal. Doubly so when you’re cooking for a bunch of whiners who complain about everything.

For fuck’s sake, what an ingrate. Complaining about free food because someone asked you to do the damn dishes afterwards.

I’d bet you that if a woman didn’t offer to fucking cook a Miggy a (free) Christmas dinner, they’d call her a bitch and grumble about how unfeminine she is for not cooking for you.

or they complain that you’re not wrapping enough gifts for their taste.

Yeah, how very dare they ask you to lift a finger around the holidays! How very dare the wimmens ask you to do a simple task like putting a gift in wrapping paper or a festive bag to make someone else happy!

I don’t need too many things under the Christmas tree, MGTOW is the gift that keeps on giving. Nope, I’m not going silent about the MGTOW life. Ain’t nuthin’ but a Migg thang, baby.

You know what I want for Hexmas? MGTOWs to finally go their own fucking way and stop coming to feminist spaces to “gloat” about how happy they are in their miserable, lonely lives and how they’re so insufferable no one wants to be around them.

Of course, I don’t believe in Jesus, so I doubt I’ll be getting that considering it would take a fucking miracle.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

Posted this in the poster thread, thought I’d double back
http://www.vice.com/en_nz/read/the-army-just-announced-it-will-reroute-the-dakota-access-pipeline
Woot

He'll say "Are you married?" I'll say "No, man. I took the red-pill and I'm a MGTOW"
He'll say "Are you married?" I'll say "No, man. I took the red-pill and I'm a MGTOW"
3 years ago

I just gotta laugh at all you people who think I’m suffering right now, just because I’ve decided to go my own way. Really, it’s the most comical thing I’ve heard all week. I’m almost convinced that some of you have careers in stand-up comedy awaiting you. Let me just have a big, jolly “Ho, ho, ho!!!” at your obliviousness for a second.

*Man guffawing his own way*

The MGTOW movement has been one of the most positive things I have come across in the past several years. There’s no telling where I could have ended up, were it not for them. Seriously, you think I give a shit if my gifts are wrapped or not? Ha, that’s just less trash I have to clean up! And you think that I’m so incapable of cooking that I’d be forced to eat a TV dinner (like there’s something wrong with eating TV dinners?)? There are so many freaking Chinese restaurants that are open over the holidays in my area that you can’t throw a rock without hitting one! I’ve got so much spare cash on me, thanks to the MGTOW life, that I could conceivably eat anything on the menu, and not have to clean up afterwards. That’s just a few of the many rewards of the MGTOW life.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

I’ve seen Christians complain about blue Christmas lights because they’re “too Jewish”.

Bina
3 years ago

@WWTH:

It’s hilarious that Miggs is bragging about how he’s such an insufferable asshole that nobody wants to be near him during holidays.

Right? It’s not so much that he’s Going His Own Way, as it is that he’s Driving Everyone Else Away In Random Directions.

Good job, Miggy! Keep doing (repulsive) you.

KittyCartel
KittyCartel
3 years ago

My mom told me a story from right after the election when she and my dad met up with an old acquaintance (M) and their conversation turned to Trump and healthcare. My mom knew that M was a republican and she told my mom that she voted for Johnson because she couldn’t stand Trump but wasn’t going to vote for HRC. M mentioned that she was scared for her mother who was sick and needed Medicare. She was afraid that her mother would lose her coverage now that Trump was elected. Knowing my mom, she would have been very annoyed that M couldn’t have made these connections before the election, but would have remained polite while they were talking.

Finally the fateful question, M asks what’s going to happen to her mother if she doesn’t get Medicare.

“She’ll die.”

Wow dad, brutal take down. My dad is pretty quiet with his opinions, so much so that I occasionally forget how liberal he is. It takes a lot for him to talk about his political feelings but when he gets to that point he’s not going to hold back.

That shut up that portion of the conversation and was the end of the story my mom relayed to me. I am not hoping for anyone to be affected in this way but I find it maddening that people who voted for Trump or a third party just couldn’t see that they were all going to be negatively affected by his choices.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

@Axe

That’s incredible news. Thanks for sharing!

throwaway the leftovers, miggy can't wash a fork
throwaway the leftovers, miggy can't wash a fork
3 years ago

Christ. Miggy and the frequent name changes are more annoying than an episode of The Nutshack crossed with Megababies and Angela Anaconda combined. Not funny. Just topical. Much pun. Hecking awful*.

At least Miggy is giving PI some scant material to demolish. Always love reading PI (and everyone else.)

About the ‘psycho’ thing: if someone actually felt that it was harmful, and the person using the monicker didn’t have a valid reason for using the word, then they should consider not being an asshole and change it.

But since no such objections were raised in seriousness by a non-asshole, I don’t think it should be on the table.

* I’ve been watching Animated Atrocities, thus the references. I haven’t vetted all of it, so if anyone is aware of any problems with the reviews or the reviewer, let me know please.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
3 years ago

@LindsayIrene

I’ve seen Christians complain about blue Christmas lights because they’re “too Jewish”.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

I just gotta laugh at all you people who think I’m suffering right now, just because I’ve decided to go my own way.

I don’t know or care if you’re suffering, champ. I just think it’s funny that you’re proud of being such shitty company. Also, you’re not going your way. If you were, you wouldn’t feel the need to create new socks every time you get banned so you can continue to come here and talk to us.

I could conceivably eat anything on the menu, and not have to clean up afterwards. That’s just a few of the many rewards of the MGTOW life.

So, you live in a house full of garbage? Cool reward!

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
3 years ago

@No Kisses under the Miggytoe

The MGTOW movement has been one of the most positive things I have come across in the past several years.

That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s like saying dumpster diving has been the finest cuisine you’ve ever eaten in the past several years.

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy
Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy
3 years ago

@LindsayIrene:

I’ve seen Christians complain about blue Christmas lights because they’re “too Jewish”.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg

It seems there is no level of stupidity to which at least some Christians won’t descend. Just how are blue Christmas lights “too Jewish”?

Edit: Yay! It embedded!

He'll say "Are you married?" I'll say "No, man. I took the red-pill and I'm a MGTOW"
He'll say "Are you married?" I'll say "No, man. I took the red-pill and I'm a MGTOW"
3 years ago

@wwth

So, you live in a house full of garbage? Cool reward!

You know, you can actually eat in a Chinese restaurant; the Chinese aren’t cannibals or anything.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

Lemme rephrase. So, why is this gnat still allowed here?

@Mish
Resistance is not futile 🙂

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Little Adami, you fool nobody with your desperate protestations of happiness when nobody here gives not one thin fuck.

Shout it from the rooftops.

We’ll still mock you.

And we still won’t care.

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@LindsayIrene:

I’ve seen Christians complain about blue Christmas lights because they’re “too Jewish”.

Fuck them and their appropriation of Yule, anyway. WTF? Because Jewish “Christmas” trees all have blue lights on them? Because so many Jewish people put up trees in the first place? Oh, it’s because Hanukkah colors are blue and white, and a lot of menorahs are blue, right? So obviously, somebody might mistake their tree for a menorah if they put blue lights on it. Logic.

HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
3 years ago

People who vote for third parties aren’t actually trying to get that person to be president, they’re trying to influence the policies of whichever major party has to deal with the spoiler effects of that party

Right, because there aren’t a bunch of third-party voters and their outlets all over the Internet saying that the spoiler effect is a myth made up to delegitimize third parties.

I mean, really, could you just not?

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Axe

“Although we have had continuing discussion and exchanges of new information with the Standing Rock Sioux and Dakota Access, it’s clear that there’s more work to do,” Army spokesperson Jo-Ellen Darcy said in a statement. “The best way to complete that work responsibly and expeditiously is to explore alternate routes for the pipeline crossing.”

How about you put the fucking pipeline where you originally were going to put it, you fucks, instead of trying to fucking ruin land that isn’t even part of the United States, you anal leakage, how about you fucking leave fucking sacred land alone, you smegma cover rags, or better yet not fucking build it at all since this fucking company has fucked over places with fucking burst pipes before, you fucking shit of fleas on gangrenous rats?

Remember, Remember, the Mig of December
Remember, Remember, the Mig of December
3 years ago

@Jack

“[R]uin land that isn’t even part of the United States…”

The citizens who live on this land sure don’t mind getting help and welfare from the US govt., though; last I checked, some 30% of Native Americans use welfare. I thought leftists like yourself bought into the Social Contract?

Remember, Remember, the Mig of December
Remember, Remember, the Mig of December
3 years ago

@HawkAtreidies, butthurt over the election and unwilling to source my inane bullshit

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/7/25/1113503/-Third-Parties-Have-Long-History-of-Shaping-Reshaping-American-Politics

https://www.boundless.com/political-science/textbooks/boundless-political-science-textbook/interest-groups-7/minor-political-parties-58/the-impact-of-minor-parties-336-8401/

Seriously, there are plenty of fucking sources like this, and a long, historical precedent for what I’m saying the point of third party voting is. Piss and moan about Nader all you like, third party voters influencing the US elections is nothing new. Unless you’ve got sources for your shit, why don’t you use three things that I’m assuming you’ve got (two hands and a bathroom) and go fuck yourself?

Fucking democrats, acting like you’re entitled to third-party voters’ support and whining when people don’t rally behind your asses 24/7.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

The citizens who live on this land sure don’t mind getting help and welfare from the US govt., though; last I checked, some 30% of Native Americans use welfare.

And that money is but a pittance compared to how much wealth has been generated from the land that Native Americans were unwillingly cleared off of (i.e. the most useful parts of the US). Do you even history?

Gish galloping through the snow…
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Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Migfucker

Ever thought that maybe the people fighting against the DAPL may be part of the 70% that doesn’t? And that even if they were, it’s still not land that’s part of the United States? It would be like the US deciding to build a pipeline through any place we’re sending aid to just because we gave them money without permission. Like just go in and start digging and then spraying water at the locals who say to stop it.

So, like, fuck off.

I’m emailing David.

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy
Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy
3 years ago

Run out of Christmas carols to name yourself after, Miggy? so you name yourself after the Gunpowder Plot?

Let’s get rid of him.

And for anyone who doubts Jack’s saying that the reservations are not part of the United States, they are given authority to govern themselves independent of the states whose borders enclose them. That partially explains the references to “Indians not taxed” in the Constitution.

Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
Belladonna "Toxic Hag"
3 years ago

@Miggy
You’re still so adorably cute. Let’s unpack all this.

What I said:

Aw, it’s so cute that you can make yourself less sad by fantasizing about all of the ridiculous, made-up stuff that you’re avoiding.

What you seemed to think was the important point:

I just gotta laugh at all you people who think I’m suffering right now, just because I’ve decided to go my own way.

How you cluelessly missed the actual point I was making:

No matter what your current state of happiness is, you have apparently achieved it, in large part, by making up a “blue pill” fantasy world that totally doesn’t exist and then pretending you are avoiding its completely imaginary horrors.

What I said:

I wish you a Merry Christmas with your microwave TV dinner, complete with disposable dishes-free packaging

What you seemed to think was the important point:

And you think that I’m so incapable of cooking that I’d be forced to eat a TV dinner (like there’s something wrong with eating TV dinners?)?

First, if you like TV dinners, I’m not opposed. I don’t mind one once in a while. I don’t think they’re the yummiest or the most full of holiday cheer. And you know, I kind of think commensality is awesome, but that’s me, so hey, go your own way, man.

Second, I never assumed you were incapable of cooking. Maybe it was a bad assumption on my part, but your statement led me to believe that you were opposed to cooking and also opposed to doing dishes. So I mentioned the TV dinner thing because of the dishes-free nature. But, you know, if you don’t mind doing 100% of the labor of cooking and cleaning, but you really fucking hate sharing the labor, that’s cool, go your own way, man.

What I said:

and the unwrapped gifts you buy for yourself.

What you seemed to think was the important point:

Seriously, you think I give a shit if my gifts are wrapped or not?

How you cluelessly missed the actual point I was making:

I don’t really give a shit if my gifts are wrapped or not, either. You’re the one who made a fuss about gift-wrapping. What I do think can be kind of nice, though, is when I don’t have to buy all my gifts for myself. I mean, it’s also awesome to treat myself. And I’m not horribly motivated by gifts (like it’s really far from being my “love language” gag). But it can occasionally be kind of special when someone gives me a gift just because they love me. I mean, last Christmas I mentioned to my husband that I’d really love some new socks for Christmas. He and my son bought me some socks, and since we’d just watched the Rifftrax for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, he got a bunch of books off our shelves and put socks in them. And I was like, “Dobby is free!” It was awesome and no wrapping paper was involved. Oh, we did have to clean up by putting the books back on the shelves, though. OMG, totally ruined it all. /s

This is extra cute:

There are so many freaking Chinese restaurants that are open over the holidays in my area that you can’t throw a rock without hitting one! I’ve got so much spare cash on me, thanks to the MGTOW life, that I could conceivably eat anything on the menu, and not have to clean up afterwards. That’s just a few of the many rewards of the MGTOW life.

It’s a sweet picture. Miggy oh-so-happily sitting alone in a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day.

But the thing that really makes me giggle is you seem to think you can afford any item on the menu in a Chinese restaurant only because you took the red pill. I like Chinese restaurants, but you know, they don’t actually tend to be the most expensive restaurants in town. I can’t recall going to one where a walking stereotype with a vagina like me couldn’t afford pretty much anything on the menu (on my income alone). Even those Asian fusion kinds of places with sashimi on the menu tend to be within my budget. And I didn’t even have to embrace the “MGTOW life.”

Anyway, I repeat, you’re so adorably clueless. Seriously, if I were to imagine you in my head, all I’d see is this:

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@wwth

Also, you’re not going your way. If you were, you wouldn’t feel the need to create new socks every time you get banned so you can continue to come here and talk to us.

Right? If Miggy is so happy about going his own way, why does he want to come talk to us all the time? I mean, Mammotheers are pretty awesome and loving, but it’s not like he is availing himself of any of our love and support. So what’s with this pathetic need to keep talking to us?