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Trumpgrets: A schadenfreude-tastic catalog of Trump voters regretting their choice

Who could ever have guessed that this smirky bastard would turn out to be a con man?
Who could ever have guessed that this smirky bastard would turn out to be a con man?

Attention Trump haters! If you’ve been starved for schadenfreude lately, there’s a blog for you: Trumpgrets, a small but growing compilation of Tweets from Trump fans now feeling betrayed by Orange Mussolini.

Granted, most of them are mad at him for terrible reasons, but hey, I’ll take what I can get at this point.

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Speaking of Ann Coulter, the author of In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! and yes that really is the name of the book, is also feeling played, big league!

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While it’s always delightful to see Coulter redfaced — with “blood in the face,” as her white supremacist colleagues like to put it — some of the other Tweets are more sad than funny.

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Ah, Bob. You know who else is worried, Bob? EVERY OTHER PERSON ON MEDICARE OR MEDICAID. Every American with pre-existing conditions who couldn’t get insurance before Obamacare kicked in. Lots and lots of people who are just barely hanging on.

You and everyone else who voted for Trump made a huge mistake. And we’re all going to be paying for it for years.

H/T — To the WHTM reader who linked to Trumpgrets in the comments here.

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John Howard
John Howard
7 years ago

But he’s still gonna deport all the Mexicans, right? Right?

Tell me about the rabbits again, Donald.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Oh, Ann Coulter.

How can Trump sell out something he never believed in and never bought into in the first place. He was never, ever, ever anti-establishment. If anyone thought an old white billionaire man who got the money to start his business from his dad and got into Wharton because of family connections was anti-establishment, yeah, it is your fault for being so utterly willfully ignorant.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago
John Howard
John Howard
7 years ago

Hey, Bob 4 Trump!!, your Medicare will probably be saved by the Democrats and a handful of GOPers who haven’t yet signed a pact with the devil to betray our vets (and everyone else). I’ll gladly pay my taxes to help keep you alive. But keep voting Republican, for God sake, because you can’t afford to pay the bill for all those takers out there.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Axe, is that Eric King portraying James Doakes in Dexter?

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

This is going to be waaaay too relevant for the forseeable future.

Bina
7 years ago

“Regret my support?!”

Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Nequam

Goddamn Return of Joker. That goddamn movie.

Laughter to crying.

That’ll probably be me if Donald Dump takes office.

(Let me be in denial that the electoral college will change, please, thank you.)

Kat
Kat
7 years ago

Thanks, David.

I was pestering my boyfriend just a few hours ago about the news he was reading: “Are there any Trump voters regretting their vote?”

And now I have my answer.

Wait until this guy actually takes office!

All throughout Trump’s campaign I was mystified by his appeal. The expressions on his face would make him the least popular, most punchable kid in third grade. Ditto his obscene wealth (in a public school at least). Not to mention how he brags and tries to divide people. So why would grown-ups like him?

Racism because Obama governs while black?

They think he’ll make them wealthy?

The mystery continues.

PS: The Secret Service may rent two floors in Trump Tower to protect Melania Trump and Barron Trump, who plan to spend most of their time there.

The cost for the two floors in Trump Tower could be as high as $3 million per year, according to the Post, a cost that will be born by taxpayers. This would be similar to the Trump campaign paying for a floor of the building, and would also be a much-needed boost for Trump Tower, whose residents might be ditching the building in order to avoid the circus that’s developing around it.

So, if you’re keeping track at home, Trump now stands to make money off of diplomats trying to get on his good side by staying at his hotels and from the Secret Service apparently not being offered a discount rate to make sure that he and his family are protected during his presidential term. Everything’s coming up Donald!

http://gothamist.com/2016/11/25/secret_service_might_pay_donald_tru.php

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@PeeVee

is that Eric King portraying James Doakes in Dexter?

*googles*

Yes

@Eyes on the Right

Kat
Kat
7 years ago

A commenter named enon said this on The Gothamist 8 days ago (and RobertB replied):

just wait till they factor in the costs nyc is gonna get hit with… between the assorted security forces among nyc and the general disruption — keeping in mind all of those high end shops/restaurants/apartments that are going to be hugely impacted… this fucker is gonna cost us billions in security alone. and half of that will be going to his properties in some way. how soon before we hear about trump investments in private security companies…

it’s still just stunning that he’s going to be president.

RobertB SpideySense • 8 days ago

What happened to “I’m very, very rich”?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

So… The GOP’s been running on an economic platform of “We promise to get rid of all welfare!” for years… And Bob’s surprised that the GOP’s now trying to get rid of all welfare?

http://i.imgur.com/vB8YFim.gif

Bina
7 years ago

“If Trump sells out, it’s not our fault”, says the Coultergeist.

Uh, stupid? YOU FUCKING VOTED FOR HIM. YOU EVEN WROTE A BOOK TOUTING HIM. YOU ENABLED HIM BY GIVING HIM CREDIBILITY. If that’s not your fault, then tell me, what is?

Kat
Kat
7 years ago

@Bina

Coulter sounds remarkably blasé about Trump shredding his promises.

“Oh well.”

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Kat

They think he’ll make them wealthy?

Yes. That, and they’re racist and think all those Others are invading to rape, pillage, and blow everything up.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

So… The GOP’s been running on an economic platform of “We promise to get rid of all welfare!” for years… And Bob’s surprised that the GOP’s now trying to get rid of all welfare?

All the “but…but…economic anxiety!” people should read that tweet. How exactly are we supposed to get through to people like Bob?

They know the right wants to do away with the social welfare programs but the segment of the base that is on these programs are taking a gamble that those promises won’t be kept while the promises to deport all the brown people will be kept. Now some of them are scared that Trump and the GOP congresspeople weren’t bluffing? Good! Let them be scared. They earned that fear.

Obviously I don’t want these programs cut or eliminated just to teach the Bobs of the world a lesson, but I couldn’t give less of a fuck that they’re experiencing actual economic anxiety now.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@SFHC

“But…I voted…to get rid of…black people’s welfare, not my own!”

dontgiveahoot
7 years ago

Where’s that tweet about the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party when you need it?

Psycho Gecko
7 years ago

And what a horrible state our politics is in when Ann Coulter can give someone credibility. If Ann Coulter suddenly started supporting President Obama, I’d begin to worry we just nuked an orphanage on puppy therapy day.

Miggy the Towman
Miggy the Towman
7 years ago

@Jack

Nope. Even if the EC says that they don’t want Trump, Clinton has stated herself that she won’t take the position now that Trump has been declared official winner; she believes in “peaceful transition” and doesn’t want to ruffle and feathers. Plus, if the EC doesn’t vote for Trump, then the decision falls to the House, who will probably elected Trump.

I’ve noticed that most leftists don’t seem to like the EC very much. Besides the obvious (EC doesn’t favor democrats), why do you think it needs to go? US is a federal system, the interests of citizens living in more populous states have no reason to overpower the interests of citizens living in less populous states. People living in Montana don’t have the same geographical interests as people living in California.

Miggy the Towman
Miggy the Towman
7 years ago

@Psycho Gecko

They actually let you use that name around here? You’d think they’d be complaining about ableism by now.

“Till all the fuckin’ wind’s taken out of me, man >:(“

Skeptical Skully
Skeptical Skully
7 years ago

@ dontgiveahoot

I was curious and Googled that tweet. Spit up my drink and laughed out loud. Thanks!

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) October 16, 2015

Falconer
7 years ago

@Miggy

Besides the obvious (EC doesn’t favor democrats), why do you think it needs to go? US is a federal system, the interests of citizens living in more populous states have no reason to overpower the interests of citizens living in less populous states. People living in Montana don’t have the same geographical interests as people living in California.

How’s your attention span?

You want proportional representation? House of Representatives. You want equal representation? Senate.

The Presidency is a one-size-fits-all position. Maybe everyone should have an equal say.

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