Feminists! If you’ve been wondering why you’re a feminist and what you believe, I’ve got some great news for you. A dude in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit has the answer, and will be happy to explain you to you. It involves grunting.
No, thank you!
EDITED TO ADD: There’s PROOF of this whole grunting thing. I found a super-seekrit training video in which a woman teaches other women to grunt!
Since Miggs is probably still reading, it might be time for a little biology lesson for him
It’s not as if a period is a wound in the vagina that’s gushing blood. The uterus builds up a lining and if a fertilized egg does not implant, the uterine lining is shed. A period is not uncontrolled vaginal bleeding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle
As we talked about in the other thread where Miggy Toes was originally tantruming about this, some dudes could really stand to have menstruation demystified for them. It can be uncomfortable, but it’s really not so scary or alien when you actually know what is happening!
I noticed Miggs glommed right onto Lindsey Irene’s comment, which means he’s still reading WHTM.
Actually, I was reading some old threads, and Arks reminds me of Miggs. Arks came up with colorful terms for women such as “slobbering crotch maws” and “hot buttered manatees.”
Ah, some things never change, including tedious little trollios.
Hey, Miggy Piggy! I’m menstruating right now! You jealous?
Oh wait, you have a new nick now. This it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ9CqscaMxM
Yeah, sounds about right.
@Bina
I was going for “Migging Around The Xmas Tree” but David doesn’t even fucking read my posts anymore, he just deletes my stuff the second he sees my name.
Hey, Miggs?
If you think menstruation is uncontrolled bleeding, no. You don’t know biology.
Moving the goalposts isn’t an argument, either, cupcake.
@Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
It isn’t uncontrolled bleeding because it isn’t blood.
Please start screaming “Censorship!! ArgleBargle!”
You playing victim is adorable.
@Handsome Jack
Well, the disdain for those below them and ultimate cowardice link them, at least. (Wonder what would happen if they met, hyeh.)
Yet another thing I never expected to read, but…hmm. -ponders-
And a thing I kinda missed out on because lateness:
Dude apparently obsessed with periods:
They’re a thing that happens that affects those it happens to more than it does you. Buh-bye.
Miggy, honey, menstruation isn’t bleeding at all. It’s not uncontrolled bleeding because it isn’t bleeding. It’s shed tissue, which contains blood, but it’s not like the blood is coming from a wound and there are no broken blood vessels involved.
This is amazing shit.
1) Notice that this is our social space and they can’t keep it to themselves.
2) What plots?
1) You are a liar. No one is suggesting that we replace anything. Yeah I know it’s hyperbole but since you are a coward and won’t show what this is really based on the lying claim is valid.
2) Unless someone is literally forcing you to view such a things you are merely oversensitive to other people talking about biology and medicine and choosing to have it as part of the culture. You are an emotional child.
You have the most amazingly irrational brain. Objects replaced by meaning. Emotion laden insults replace all connection to reality. Literally no one is saying life is only menstruation.
Rights? The only way that this is a rights argument is if you claim the right to shame people from discussing biology and health. They have the right to talk about personally relevant biology and medicine. They and people with penises can include such in the culture if they wanted.
You have no right to prevent this so you have to make up phantoms to scream at. Delicious.
It’s no wonder you have to resort to emotion and spittle-flecked rage fueled insults, you can’t meet us on any equal area of public discourse. You are a coward. You are afraid of things female.
The blockquote mammoth has been slumbering for awhile but he rose to eat Miggs’ post. I’m thinking this must be misandry somehow.
Perhaps the blockquote mammoth was offended by Miggs’ biology fail.
I mean.
Maybe if we put our uteri in Heinz ketchup bottles the uterine lining scourge would be kept sufficiently in line?
Oh, my. You really don’t understand biology at all, do you?* Did you read the link? (Who am I kidding, of course you didn’t.)
For any lurkers** who don’t understand why both of the statements, “A period is not uncontrolled vaginal bleeding” and “Women can’t hold in menstruation; we need hygiene products” are both true: menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining. The uterus and the vagina aren’t the same thing. The material passes through the vagina, but the vagina is not just bleeding out as the phrase “uncontrolled vaginal bleeding” would imply. We still can’t hold it in.
*Are you Ryan Williams?
**This could be fog migs, but he won’t read or care.
And it’s no wonder. You literally contribute nothing of value to the world on this subject. I’ll have fun with your other posts at some point but first I’ll wait to see if you have the courage to respond with any substance in place of your emotionally charged non-literalisms. Why spend the energy if you end up lacking the courage to anything else?
Since our troll is in dire need of some basic menstrual information, here goes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayzN5f3qN8g
And no, it’s not something that we can exercise conscious control over. Didn’t you bozos learn anything at all from that “meninist” hoaxer in Britain?
@Troubelle
Oh, no, it’s not just that. It’s also their huge egos, how they bully people they deem “inferior” to them whether for looks or intellegence, their love of chaos that they make and enjoying watching people suffer, especially from their own hands. Also yellow and portals.
And Claptrap and Ford both have suffered from the hands of their respective antagonist, enough to make them very anxious and paranoid and also they’re socially awkward nerds, although that’s really where the similarities end. It’s just funny that the upside down, yellow, one-eyed triangle dude has a lot of common with a man who’s antagonist is a upside, yellow, one-eyed triangle.
Of course, Bill and Claptrap have similarities, too, such as being annoying and having similar voices. Annnd Handsome Jack and Ford have some body image issues (Ford with his finger, Jack with the whole being called ‘ugly’ thing), they’re both pretty smart and came from humble beginnings with not so ideal households, and, like, portals, they definitely have sacrificed a lot to get portals to work that can fuck up the world, if not reality themselves.
Not that I’ve thought about this, like, a whole lot, but there’s similarities. (Although this maybe because tropes but still.)
Let me just tell all of you something; my tax dollars are NOT going to cover your tampons. It’s not happening, not here. Maybe you can pull that shit in Sweden or Iceland, but in a country that recognizes the masculines virtues of individualism, and understands that private property is the foundation of liberty?
This is out of control. I’ve said it once, and it’s a point that bears repeating; you people are out of control. What do you all have against private property? What strange force of idiocy compels you to believe that the make-work policies are a good thong, that paying for everything with taxes extracted from the capable hands of job-creators is an effective way to run an economy? It starts with you trying to fund health-care (you do so without realizing that our doctors would quit if you turned our health-care system over to socialist elites, I presume), next thing your trying to use government force people who don’t even use tampons to pay for them with tax THEIR tax dollars. And you think that people like me are just whistling Dixie when we point out that women really DO just point to their vaginas and demand things? Not fucking happening. The line has to be drawn.
@Handsome Jack
….Good.
I really can’t come up with much of a better response, save for the fact that I have gotten Claptrap’s and Bill’s voices bungled in my mind.
We all know that Alex Hirsch stole from Borderlands, the most egregious being Claptrap’s voice for Bill Cipher, that’s why there’s parallels!
Parallels I say!
/sarcasm
@Handsome Jack
A meeting between those two would likely end in very short order. We can guess who would be swiftly deposed.
@Troubelle
Hmm. Would Bill Cipher even bother disposing Claptrap? (Or even viceversa?) Or would he take him under his wing as Claptrap is a somewhat chaotic being himself who poses no threat to Bill? I mean, Bill may be an insensitive, malevolent, omniscient being, but he has demons who can tolerate being around him and, in fact, are even his friends. And Claptrap being so desperate for having someone just tolerate his existence, I’m sure he’d jump at the chance to have any sort of friend, even someone like Bill Cipher as long as Bill treats him okay.
So, third option: They team up and destroy reality as we know it, learning of friendship all the while.
I’d read that fanfic.
After all those ketchup gifs, I don’t think I can look a tomato in the eye right now….
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So the coward is not going to respond to anything. Just shift from their rants about museum or rights related whatever to a totally different subject. Given the cowards inability to address what has been offered they are not worth anything. If they can’t defend thier rights commentary why should anyone believe they have anything of value when it comes to property?
I would publicly shame and shun them if I knew them. No one gets to spread baseless and meaningless crap about people without response.
@Handsome Jack
o-o
Now I’m officially scared.