Feminists! If you’ve been wondering why you’re a feminist and what you believe, I’ve got some great news for you. A dude in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit has the answer, and will be happy to explain you to you. It involves grunting.
No, thank you!
EDITED TO ADD: There’s PROOF of this whole grunting thing. I found a super-seekrit training video in which a woman teaches other women to grunt!
@PoM
Oh, ffs, we all know what the fuck people are talking about in this context when they say “males,” “females,” etc. Hell, by definition, you can do that:
Male:
adj: of or denoting the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring.
“male children”
Noun: a male ***person***, plant, or animal.
“the audience consisted of adult males”
What the fuck is your major problem? There’s nothing inherently “dehumanizing” about the word, and it can be used as a noun, so none of this “well, it’s not grammatical anyway” prescriptivist bullshit. There’s more than one way to use a goddamned word, you know.
I think introducing kids to bears (the beard growing, leather wearing sort) should probably wait until the kids are older, or done in a responsibly monitored for appropriateness kind of way.
But bears are great!
So are the animals. 🙂
As for the mgtow-douche-spectacular…whine whine gripe complain whine.
@PoM: I hate to be *that* gal but humans are animals. I get what you mean though. Calling people “males” and “females” is dehumanizing.
@ All those who are also torn between pity and disgust towards MGTOW: Hear friggin’ hear!
If I come across folks like those in person, I will first show them basic kindness, but if they treat me like shit anyway it’s disdain for them. Every time I’d walk past them, I’d give them my best “Who do you think *you’re* looking at, peasant?!” face, toss my hair and walk by with a tilted nose.
If they’re gonna regard me as an inferior, all I can say is “The feeling is mutual, worm!”
Also, why in the name of Katie does nobody tell me that I’m feministing wrong?! I’m not the rookie anymore, so you can stop playing jokes on me /s
Being a cishet white mangina, what am I supposed to do? I don’t have a vagina to point at whilst grunting.
@FreneticFerret
Eh, I usually ignore Reddit altogether unless there’s an AMA I wanna read, like the actual Handsome Jack AMA. Good stuff. Got
allsome of it screenshot for uses.Handsome Jack: I’m on there in an effort to help heal the waters so to speak.
@VioletBeauregarde
If I ever get a Reddit account, however the hell that would happen, I’ll keep that in mind.
@Laugher at Bigots
Do the opposite. Point at your penis while making useful communications that use who you are in a way that benefits people with vaginas.
@Handsome Jack, re: AMA of real Handsome Jack
….wonder if my girlfriend’s read this.
I’ll admit, the AMA aftermath I went on there for was the Bill Cipher AMA.
Honestly, I imagine it’s more of the same because Handsome Jack and Bill Cipher are pretty much the same character.
(And considering their antagonist’s similarities, Ford and Claptrap have some things in common as well, which is funny on multiple levels if I’m honest.)
I haven’t caught up on this thread yet but I just let through some comments from “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” who is obviously a returning troll who’s been banned many times. He’s still banned, in this incarnation as in the others, but I thought some of you might enjoy his always creative writing.
@Sseba:
#makingtyposwhilemockimgtypos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law
I am a frequent victim.
It always warms the cockles of my cold dead heart to know that I got under some asshole’s skin.
You mad?
http://i.imgur.com/y56WI.gif
You got me there. The cat is the ruler of any household.
Usually when I go my own way about something, I don’t write tomes about it. These guys are just sad.
I fell asleep on the couch and was immediately humiliated by a feminazi cat.
http://i.imgur.com/59Io2Mx.jpg
@wwth
I just broke down laughing at the sheer nonsense of that gif. What is that?
Hi there! Miggy, right? Still pissed off that we talk about our bleeding vaginas in our own space, I see. I, for one, am menstruating right now and it’s giving me some GI issues as well. All kinds of bloated and crampy and, well, shitty. But at least I still have my cloth pads so I don’t need to send my husband to get me any pads or tampons. Well, that’s my vag update for the day, hope you enjoyed it!
Cynical Optimist,
Last time Miggs was here tantruming about period talk, I Googled “ketchup squirting gif” just for the purposes of mocking him and I came across that. Apparently it’s a ketchup robot but I don’t know who made it or why. I love it though.
Is it OK if I am drizzled with raspberry coulis rather than ketchup? I’ll make sure it’s the clotted lumpy kind.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/yummy_uploads2/blog/4970.jpg
Did any feminists actually do this? I thought it was a troll campaign, along with #killallmen.
What the hell is happening!!!!! Entartete Kunst! “Floozy tunnels”!? Beyonce als Symbol der weißmännlichen Sklaverei! Krankheit der Völlerei (so heißt “crapular”)! Rote Unterwäsche!! Hunde und Katzen leben zusammen! Gemeine Hysterie!!!
What other names has this ass-hat posted under before? He’s hilarious!
http://i.imgur.com/bX8KWZq.gif
Here’s a gif of Christmas Tree whenever they’re on the internet.
It’s everywhere after all.
@WWTH
Have some disgusting in context gifs.
http://i.imgur.com/8kN3w.gif
@Jack
OMG, Tommy Wiseau!
http://media0.giphy.com/media/ZwWI29E1VwM5q/giphy.gif