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What do feminists want? One ludicrous misogynist has an explanation

Feminism, apparently
Feminism, apparently

Feminists! If you’ve been wondering why you’re a feminist and what you believe, I’ve got some great news for you. A dude in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit has the answer, and will be happy to explain you to you. It involves grunting.

534543543543 3 points 23 hours ago They want to come into a male space, grunt, point to their vagina, and have the entire conversation be about them and include them. They somehow think this is different than every other woman. It's becoming increasingly apparent that women did not evolve critical thinking or abstraction, likely due to the incredible biological tole of having to bring a child to bear (not that this has any relevance to the life of a feminist). AWALT (to the feminists in this thread, who do not deserve individual recognition): Tits or get the fuck out. The quota on bloody cum rags is full, and we don't give a shit about what you're lying about now. When all you do is lie, we learn to stop taking you seriously. Go get dicked on tinder and pretend your life has meaning. No one gives a shit what a woman thinks. Women are inferior to men and you feminists proved that to everyone. Thank you. No. Thank you.

No, thank you!

EDITED TO ADD: There’s PROOF of this whole grunting thing. I found a super-seekrit training video in which a woman teaches other women to grunt!

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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
8 years ago

@PoM

Oh, ffs, we all know what the fuck people are talking about in this context when they say “males,” “females,” etc. Hell, by definition, you can do that:

Male:

adj: of or denoting the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring.

“male children”

Noun: a male ***person***, plant, or animal.

“the audience consisted of adult males”

What the fuck is your major problem? There’s nothing inherently “dehumanizing” about the word, and it can be used as a noun, so none of this “well, it’s not grammatical anyway” prescriptivist bullshit. There’s more than one way to use a goddamned word, you know.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

I think introducing kids to bears (the beard growing, leather wearing sort) should probably wait until the kids are older, or done in a responsibly monitored for appropriateness kind of way.

But bears are great!

So are the animals. 🙂

As for the mgtow-douche-spectacular…whine whine gripe complain whine.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
8 years ago

@PoM: I hate to be *that* gal but humans are animals. I get what you mean though. Calling people “males” and “females” is dehumanizing.

@ All those who are also torn between pity and disgust towards MGTOW: Hear friggin’ hear!

If I come across folks like those in person, I will first show them basic kindness, but if they treat me like shit anyway it’s disdain for them. Every time I’d walk past them, I’d give them my best “Who do you think *you’re* looking at, peasant?!” face, toss my hair and walk by with a tilted nose.

If they’re gonna regard me as an inferior, all I can say is “The feeling is mutual, worm!”

Also, why in the name of Katie does nobody tell me that I’m feministing wrong?! I’m not the rookie anymore, so you can stop playing jokes on me /s

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

Being a cishet white mangina, what am I supposed to do? I don’t have a vagina to point at whilst grunting.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@FreneticFerret

Eh, I usually ignore Reddit altogether unless there’s an AMA I wanna read, like the actual Handsome Jack AMA. Good stuff. Got all some of it screenshot for uses.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
8 years ago

Handsome Jack: I’m on there in an effort to help heal the waters so to speak.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@VioletBeauregarde

If I ever get a Reddit account, however the hell that would happen, I’ll keep that in mind.

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

@Laugher at Bigots
Do the opposite. Point at your penis while making useful communications that use who you are in a way that benefits people with vaginas.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
8 years ago

@Handsome Jack, re: AMA of real Handsome Jack

….wonder if my girlfriend’s read this.

I’ll admit, the AMA aftermath I went on there for was the Bill Cipher AMA.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

I’ll admit, the AMA aftermath I went on there for was the Bill Cipher AMA.

Honestly, I imagine it’s more of the same because Handsome Jack and Bill Cipher are pretty much the same character.

(And considering their antagonist’s similarities, Ford and Claptrap have some things in common as well, which is funny on multiple levels if I’m honest.)

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
8 years ago

@Sseba:
#makingtyposwhilemockimgtypos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law
I am a frequent victim.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

It always warms the cockles of my cold dead heart to know that I got under some asshole’s skin.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

It’s because demonic crocodile shepherds like you can’t just keep it to yourselves, you have to hatch plots in snake dens like WHTM to take it to the streets so the rest of us have to hear you moan about your engorged jungle gutters. One moment, people like you are talking about the ‘liberatory’ power of uncontrolled vaginal bleeding, the next moment you’re demanding that we trash da Vinci and replace him with Rorschach blood splatters so frenetic and degenerate in design that even Pollock would look tasteful by comparison. Life doesn’t consist entirely of the depraved, monthly machinations of your flooded floozy tunnels and I find it almost risible that feminist-controlled academia and symbols of white-male fiefdom like Beyonce have convinced you otherwise. You have no right to clog the drains of public discourse with your incessant buzzing about crimson panties and Aunt Flo or whatever else you crapular nub biters have pounding at the front doors of your uneventful minds.

You mad?

http://i.imgur.com/y56WI.gif

Everything is about your pussies with you all

You got me there. The cat is the ruler of any household.

Angry Since 11/09/2016
Angry Since 11/09/2016
8 years ago

Usually when I go my own way about something, I don’t write tomes about it. These guys are just sad.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

You have no right to clog the drains of public discourse with your incessant buzzing about crimson panties and Aunt Flo or whatever else you crapular nub biters have pounding at the front doors of your uneventful minds.

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Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

I fell asleep on the couch and was immediately humiliated by a feminazi cat.

http://i.imgur.com/59Io2Mx.jpg

Cynical Optimist
Cynical Optimist
8 years ago

@wwth

I just broke down laughing at the sheer nonsense of that gif. What is that?

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Life doesn’t consist entirely of the depraved, monthly machinations of your flooded floozy tunnels

Hi there! Miggy, right? Still pissed off that we talk about our bleeding vaginas in our own space, I see. I, for one, am menstruating right now and it’s giving me some GI issues as well. All kinds of bloated and crampy and, well, shitty. But at least I still have my cloth pads so I don’t need to send my husband to get me any pads or tampons. Well, that’s my vag update for the day, hope you enjoyed it!

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Cynical Optimist,

Last time Miggs was here tantruming about period talk, I Googled “ketchup squirting gif” just for the purposes of mocking him and I came across that. Apparently it’s a ketchup robot but I don’t know who made it or why. I love it though.

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
8 years ago

Is it OK if I am drizzled with raspberry coulis rather than ketchup? I’ll make sure it’s the clotted lumpy kind.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/yummy_uploads2/blog/4970.jpg

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

One moment, people like you are talking about the ‘liberatory’ power of uncontrolled vaginal bleeding,

Did any feminists actually do this? I thought it was a troll campaign, along with #killallmen.

the next moment you’re demanding that we trash da Vinci and replace him with Rorschach blood splatters so frenetic and degenerate in design that even Pollock would look tasteful by comparison. Life doesn’t consist entirely of the depraved, monthly machinations of your flooded floozy tunnels and I find it almost risible that feminist-controlled academia and symbols of white-male fiefdom like Beyonce have convinced you otherwise. You have no right to clog the drains of public discourse with your incessant buzzing about crimson panties and Aunt Flo or whatever else you crapular nub biters have pounding at the front doors of your uneventful minds.

What the hell is happening!!!!! Entartete Kunst! “Floozy tunnels”!? Beyonce als Symbol der weißmännlichen Sklaverei! Krankheit der Völlerei (so heißt “crapular”)! Rote Unterwäsche!! Hunde und Katzen leben zusammen! Gemeine Hysterie!!!

What other names has this ass-hat posted under before? He’s hilarious!

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago
Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Here’s a gif of Christmas Tree whenever they’re on the internet.

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It’s everywhere after all.

@WWTH

Have some disgusting in context gifs.

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http://i.imgur.com/8kN3w.gif

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kupo
kupo
8 years ago