Andrea “JudgyBitch” Hardie, the Canadian Trump superfan and racist crossbow-fetishist, has been flirting with the alt-right for some time now. But she’s apparently still a bit confused about what exactly the alt-right is.
In the midst of an otherwise uninteresting review of Mike Cernovich’s documentary Silenced on her JudgyBitch blog, Hardie confesses:
I’m a little perplexed by the anti-Semitism of much of the alt right.
She’s shocked — shocked! — to find Nazism going on in the Nazi club.
And she’s not quite sure if she herself should tick off the “I hate Jews” box in her metaphoric application to join said Nazi club.
I can’t figure out if this is justified or not. I understand  the Jews have been kicked out of virtually every society in which they have ever gained influence, but this is hardly compelling evidence for the global Jewish conspiracy theory that seems to captivate so many.
Hardie — also known by her pen name Janet Bloomfield — seems to have accidentally stumbled on a truth here: The fact that some people hate Jews doesn’t actually prove that they’re evil puppetmasters who run the world. Much as the hate the Klan feels for black people doesn’t actually make black people worth less than them.
But Hardie is apparently still holding out hope that someone will provide her with INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE that Jews are indeed the monsters of Nazi mythology.
I am admittedly woefully ignorant on this topic. I understand that many powerful Jewish interests back the idea of a global government, which will be entirely impossible as long as European cultures have anything to say about it, but men like [Alan] Dershowitz and [David] Horowitz [both of whom appear in Silenced] appear to be pushing back against the global government with as much energy as the rest of the alt right. So I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
Allow me, Andrea, to hazard a guess at to what’s going on. You really, really want to become one of the cool kids and join the alt right. But that small part of you that is still human recognizes that Jews are also human, and that a life as a literal Nazi, despite all those hilarious Holocaust jokes and Happy Merchant memes, might be beneath even you.
Hope that helps!
@Boink^5
She seems to use the issues she blames on black and Muslim men as an excuse to further blame white women and demonstrate her thesis that women’s agency is the root of all Western problems. All of her ramblings go back to how women need to be controlled, since women are the root of all of the issues we face. Belief in the Grand Jewish Conspiracy and anti-Semitism would require shifting this blame away from women.
There are plenty of esoteric ways in which she could maintain her level of misogyny while also believing that in the Grand Jewish Conspiracy. She already seems to hold views that everyone who isn’t a white male is inherently infantile and needs to be controlled.
It just seems like she enjoys hating women too much to jump ship.
@NicolaLuna
I’d actually disagree on that point. Setting your house on fire does heat it up, after all.
Oh my gosh I must share this joy that I just read on Wonkette, via angrywhitemen.org
A white supremacist on The Right Stuff offers tips to convert one’s girlfriend to the cause. These are my two favourites:
Porn and football versus race war prep and weightlifting? Hmm.
SONG PARODIES AND FUNNIER PODCASTS. A WHOLE JOYOUS CULTURE. OH YEAH
@ No Man Rules Alone
So, like trying to heat your house by opening the door into a raging blizzard? There is apparently an illusion of heat created when one’s nerves are damaged by extreme hypothermia.
…never mind, probably makes the metaphor a bit of reach.
/insert collegehumor women watch porn and nfl videos
The joyous culture of spouting nazi rhetoric and believing in supernatural voodoo.
*raises hand* Me! I don’t mind porn and I’ve never dated anyone that interested in sports.
@ Mish
Thank you so much for that link; it has made my day. My favourite (not really) is “If America is such a racist place, why do so many nonwhite immigrants want to live here?”
I can’t stop giggling. Someone make me stop giggling.
Any time someone begins a thought process by asking whether the Earth is round, they’re not going to end by concluding that it is indeed round after all.
I can only conclude that Hardie has already decided to become a full-on Nazi, and is now choosing to reveal it to the world in a drawn-out, obfuscated manner. An ideological striptease, if you will.
Great, now I imagine her finally revealing a neatly trimmed Hitler mustache.
Show her that you’re serious about white nationalism! That way she’ll either get interested or run away, in which case you’ll have better time and motivation for white nationalism.
Rahowa? Why are these guys calling their longed-for race war Rahowa? What is it supposed to be an amalgam of, and/or referring to?
@Redsilkphoenix
“Rahowa” is short for “Racial Holy War”, like these people believe that they’re the agents of GAWD who are going to cleanse the Earth or something.
(I wish I didn’t know that)
Andrea, if you are reading this which I admit is a bit of a stretch, no, Jews aren’t evil and don’t control the world. If they did run the world, don’t you think we would have been seeing a bit fewer pogroms and anti-Semitic genocides? They’re people like everyone else.
@HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain,
@Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective,
[how I relish those nyms in their full glory]
Hawk is indeed correct. I wonder if they think Rahowa sounds kind of ancient and Nordic-ish? That would be too utterly hilarious.
@Redsilkphoenix
There was a tabletop RPG put out in the past called Racial Holy War. It featured the ability to heal by reading a book, the superior master race being somehow subjugated by the inferior races, and more!
But the crown has to be the complete lack of a way to tell if you hit the enemy in combat. So it was just as fundamentally flawed as the ideology it tries to push.
@Cynical Optimist,
holy crap, are you serious?
Thinking about it, anti-Semitism is one of the oddest applications of the No True Scotsman fallacy, which I will attempt to illustrate in the following imagined dialogue:
White Supremacist: Successful civilizations are successful because they were built on a value system that is optimized towards creating success. White civilization has been the generator of global progress for centuries, raising the standards of living worldwide, therefore we are the best civilization.
Me: I’m not saying that I agree, but if we take that as our starting premise (however much of a tautology it sounds like), one could argue that the Jews have also developed a culture, built on a similar set of values, that has allowed them to become similarly successful.
White Supremacist: … Yes, but they do not have an attachment to a homeland. They are rootless internationalists. That makes them weaker.
Me: Well, at least some of them do feel an attachment to an ancestral homeland, or else we wouldn’t have the State of Israel.
White Supremacist: … The State of Israel was created to strengthen their global plots, just like the ideas of egalitarianism, feminism and Marxism! They treat other races as pawns! And so on, ad infinitum.
In the end, all it sounds like is sour grapes. Their pet theories of what makes a civilization strong or successful or great (if that can even be quantified meaningfully) don’t fit the ground truth, therefore extenuating circumstances are added ad hoc to simultaneously excuse their own failures as well as to minimize the successes of their opponents.
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@Mish:
He is indeed serious. It was written by a priest, no less: Reverend Kenneth Molyneaux.
(Being a priest in an RPG presumably just means that he gets to ward off undead and cast spells while wearing armour.)
It’s entirely beyond parody.
@JudgyBitch
If you find the Jewish Conspiracy, be sure to tell ’em that I’m still waiting for my money and/or career advancements.
Kinda sick of being left out of all that NWO-building privilege and stuff.
ETA : @Capslock enthusiast
Best troll ever, 10/10 would read again.
@LUNA: erm, what?
I thought ransom notes were supposed to be in a MIX of uPpeR and LoWer cASe.
I love when we get spam from high priests. Yes, that’s happened a few times before.
Anyway, I think the reason a lot of people didn’t apply the usual bigot logic to Jewish people is because the Holocaust horrified people so much that even people who are usually bigoted became sympathetic.
But now a lot of time has passed. Holocaust survivors and WWII veterans have mostly died. A lot of younger people have never spoken to anyone who was personally affected. So it started to become acceptable on the right to be anti-Semitic again. Especially as the Evangelical influence on the right wanes. Some other type of asshole had to rise up. So the alt-right is what we get instead. Hope I’m making sense. I haven’t had coffee yet.
@ LUNA
I’m not sure that’s a major demographic on this site.
(I have checked out the high priest’s Facebook page though; he does look like he knows his stuff)
She’s just feeling out her base. She’ll decide whatever best serves JB.
@Mish
Yes. I didn’t even think there was an RPG worse than FATAL. But there it is, and WOW does it insult everyone.
For instance, the Jewish stereotypes can attempt to bribe the PCs with “jewgold” (seriously) in the middle of combat. It can apparently work as far as I remember. Someone get that image of the “best examples of the white race are always the worst.”