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Package delivery woes in Berlin portend imminent collapse of western civilization, Vox Day warns

Mr Mc Bealey with a speedy delivery
Mr Mc Bealey with a speedy delivery

Fantasy author Theodore “Vox Day” Beale certainly has a rich fantasy life. Beale, who seems to grow ever more flamboyantly racist by the day, has roused himself into what he thinks is righteous fury over reports in far-right media outlets claiming that DHL Express has cut off delivery services to one especially dangerous neighborhood in Berlin.

According to The New Observer, a virulently racist and anti-immigrant “news service” quoted by Beale,

Violent attacks on personnel, robberies, and fraud have forced DHL Express to halt all deliveries in the invader-overrun region of Wedding, north-west Berlin, a statement from the company has announced.

Wedding has a “German-origin” population of only 50 percent, with the rest being made up of Africans, Turks, Arabs, Asians, and Eastern European gypsies.

The implication, of course, is that these terrible brown “invaders” have rendered a portion of formerly white Berlin uninhabitable.

The reality is a teensy bit more nuanced. According to TheLocal.de, an English-language German news site, DHL in fact said that only a handful of people in Wedding had been asked to pick up packages at a DHL facility in a different neighborhood. Dismissing press reports that Wedding had become a “no go” zone due to violent attacks, the company said its main concern was fraud, not violence, “referring to when people falsely pose as the recipient of packages.”

But, damn the fact-checking, full speed ahead! Beale, accepting the New Observer account as gospel, warns his readers that the end is near for Western cities and countries that aren’t majority white. Sorry, majority “European.”

“Forget home delivery,” Beale declares.

A minority-European population in a Western country isn’t even going to have flush toilets or functioning dishwashers for very long. If white workers can’t even drop off a package safely, they sure as Hell aren’t going to enter a stranger’s home and stay there for hours.

Really? When Beale thinks of “minority-European” cities in the United States, he no doubt thinks of deindustrialized basket cases like Detroit, or Flint, or Gary, Indiana.

But there are a lot of other cities in the United States with minority-white populations, including New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Chicago. None of these cities are on the verge of collapse, or even vaguely close to it. Their toilets and dishwashers work fine, and there are many options for delivery of everything from electronics to burritos.

The thing that is so ludicrously stupid about the equalitarian position shared by American liberals and conservatives alike is that it assumes because reasonably digestible numbers of European immigrants were semi-successfully assimilated with only one massive civil war followed by 60 years of virtually no immigration, an unlimited number of non-European immigrants can be permitted to enter the country indefinitely.

This is not merely bad logic. This is insane. There is no way – none – to rationally defend or justify the position, which is why its defenders immediately retreat to abstract ideals and pure rhetoric.

Bullshit. Even setting aside such “abstract ideals” as, you know, equality and fairness, consider this: the US is considerably less white than it was a quarter century ago. It is also a safer place to live, with violent crime rates down considerably nationwide and in many of our largest minority-white cities, including New York and, yes, Chicago, despite a rash of gun deaths mostly linked to gangs and a failed drug war.

Yes, the US faces all sorts of problems and challenges. But it is demonstrably not turning into the dystopian hellhole of Beale’s imagination, where toilets don’t work and roving gangs of “invaders” chase deliverymen out of the inner cities.

The invasion of 60 million immigrants in 50 years, the largest invasion in human history, will lead to war in the United States. There is ZERO question of this, as it is only a matter of time. We can’t know when it will happen, we can’t know exactly why it will happen, but given the fact that the USA is already at a stress level that was last seen in 1856, the odds are against the USA even making it to the 2033 date I had predicted for financial collapse and some form of political dissolution. 

If civil war erupts in this country, and at this point I wouldn’t rule it out, it won’t be the fault of immigrants. It’ll be the fault of racists like Beale and the demagogues like Donald Trump who’ve exploited their bigotry to win power in elections in which, due to the bizarre anachronism that is the electoral college, white votes count more than those of minority voters.

Trump won big with whites in majority white areas freaked out about immigration, but whites in cities and states where lots of immigrants actually live went, often overwhelmingly, for Clinton.

Consider Chicago, where Trump got a measly 12.4% of the vote. Chicago has a justified reputation as a severely segregated city, at least when it comes to where people live. But public space is significantly less segregated, and the city is sufficiently diverse that even in the whitest neighborhoods on Chicago’s north side, white residents regularly encounter and interact with and sometimes even become friends with people of all races and nationalities.

Contrary to what people like Beale believe, all this contact with black and brown people — many of them immigrants — hasn’t turned white Chicagoans into white supremacists. As a reporter for one of Chicago’s neighborhood newspapers recently pointed out,

Clinton got 95.4 percent of the vote in Chicago’s 18 black-majority wards, 87.1 percent in the 11 Hispanic-majority wards and 84.6 percent in the seven affluent, mostly white, Lakefront wards.

None of this is to suggest that racism isn’t a problem in Chicago; it has been and remains a huge issue, as does the city’s seemingly intractable racial segregation. But it is striking that white Chicagoans who live in a city teeming with non-white immigrants are a lot less anxious about immigration than whites who live in decidedly un-diverse areas where immigrants are more of an abstract boogeyman, rather than people they interact with every day.

So, cry Racism, Constitution, Declaration, and Proposition Nation all you like. Virtue-signal your color-blindness all you like. Adopt one child of every color if you want. None of that frantic appeal to totem magic will save you from what is to come any more than it would have in 1861, in 1914, or 1939.

An interesting selection of dates there, given that both the Civil War and World War II were caused not by “virtue-signaling” liberals but by, you know, racists — in the first instance, by southerners who refused to give up slaves and slavery, and in the second, by Literally Hitler.

None of that is going to excuse your complicity in the nightmares to come. And regardless of what you think of it, understand that the Alt-Right program is the only one that even has the possibility of averting the coming conflict.

Sorry, dude. I’ll “cry Racism” when it’s completely fucking blatant. The problem isn’t immigrants. It’s the irrational fear and hatred of immigrants being preached by alt-white supremacists and their “God Emperor” Trump.

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Viscaria
Viscaria
7 years ago

A minority-European population in a Western country isn’t even going to have flush toilets or functioning dishwashers for very long. If white workers can’t even drop off a package safely, they sure as Hell aren’t going to enter a stranger’s home and stay there for hours.

TIL Vox Day believes all couriers and plumbers are white people.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

canned brown meat

http://49.media.tumblr.com/7bd3e2d5e0577baa26b5717149543926/tumblr_o2mfvn4DSa1sxfvy5o1_500.gif

Ah, yes, The Brown Meat. It’s apocalicious and long lasting! Until you run out that is. Then you eat the gnomes.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/f946b188442b1c5f6202efdd9b82fec6/tumblr_o2npnrMkgT1r3vze9o4_250.gif

(Surprisingly all but the song Stan sings stocking the cans is really hard to find anything of, gif or video wise.)

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
7 years ago

@Handsome Jack

Much obliged. (I was expecting the song, to be honest, but this works just fine.)

To be honest, it’s mostly chicken and salmon….but I also got canned roast beef and potted meat (which is more pink I’ll admit), so.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Yeah, I like how he ignores the fact that he and his big-mouthed scaremongers are the ones who are complicit is contributing to the stress levels.

I seriously cannot stand the alt-right. Assholes.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

I was expecting the song, to be honest, but this works just fine.

The song was the obvious choice though.

Also, like, I couldn’t find anything with Stan saying “apocalicious” which you think would be at least as popular as the stocking song but, noooo. People just like the four seconds of a 60+ old man singing while stocking meat in his underwear. Weirdos.

Otrame
Otrame
7 years ago

You know what? I have lived in a major American city where whites are in the minority for almost 30 years now. My toilet works fine. I get home delivery too.

And we have AMAZING food from all over the world. Who could possible not like that?

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
7 years ago

Does this idiot realize that he picked a bunch of dates where Racists got the shit kicked out of them?

1861, in 1914, or 1939.

I mean really?

the Civil War, WW2, WW1 when immigration across nations was skyrocketing?

It must be fun to live with your head up your ass.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

OT: Comic book deaths are way more gruesome when the ones dying are characters you know and love.

RIP Flash and Martian Manhunter (and pretty much the entire Justice League after that explosion), you dudes didn’t get the most violent deaths and didn’t even die for real because it was all a dream but your deaths hurt the most out of the entire second run of Lobo so far. And that’s a lot of deaths.

Bina
7 years ago

@Buttercup:

Is…Is Theodore Beale actually unaware that 30 million people migrated to the U.S. between 1836 and 1914?

It would appear so. After all, his “specialty” (coughwheeze) IS fantasy fiction. Stands to reason that he would also reckon only with fantasyfax.

Rhuu
Rhuu
7 years ago

About packages: i ordered one off of amazon on friday, and checked to see where it was today. I was sure surprised to see that they had made a delivery attempt! On a Sunday???

What’s super frustrating is that i used work as my address, so someone would be there to get it. Now i have to possibly contact Canada Post (who now deliver on weekends?????) To find out if they’ll make a second attempt.

Like, come on, i could have been playing stardew valley all day on my TV with my brand new steam link*, and using my steam controller. ARGH!

I have no working dishwasher though! Just checked, my city is either half and half whities and visible minorities, or maybe less white people? I guess if a dishwasher magically appears in my kitchen, i will know that there are now more white people here. (Is that the barometer?)

*maybe, if it works. I have wireless internet, and my computron is probably five or so years old? But this isn’t a super resource heavy game, so i’m hopeful.

Lera
Lera
7 years ago

It would appear so. After all, his “specialty” (coughwheeze) IS fantasy fiction. Stands to reason that he would also reckon only with fantasyfax.

Teddy’s blog could be classed as ‘fantasy fiction’ too.

His novels probably read like the Turner Diaries with some elves and orcs thrown in here and there.

Jokes aside, looking at reviews of said novels it seems his writing is just as shitty and pretentious on paper as it is moaning on the internet. What a Suprise! =P

Steampunked
Steampunked
7 years ago

Does Vox Day have any idea on why there would be ‘Eastern European gypsies’ there and not ‘German-Origin’ Romani? Annnny idea about what might have happened to the previously rather strong Romani presence? No…?

Maybe any idea of why there would now be Romani from other areas in the last forty or so years and that ‘immigrant’ may not be the word to use. How about ‘refugee’. From things like policies of forced sterilisation in the 70s?

I mean, it’s just a tiny nit-pick in the ball of generally racist hate, but out of curiosity, anyone think he’s remotely aware that the majority religion for Romani in that area is Christianity?

Viscaria
Viscaria
7 years ago

@Rhuu

What’s super frustrating is that i used work as my address, so someone would be there to get it. Now i have to possibly contact Canada Post (who now deliver on weekends?????) To find out if they’ll make a second attempt.

Suuuuucks, I’m sorry. They deliver 7 days a week this time of year, because the volume is so much higher. If they won’t redeliver, hopefully they’ve at least left it at a post office close to your work.

dontgiveahoot
7 years ago

Okay, guys, I need some advice. I am, against all common sense and reason, actually considering starting a reddit account for quite possibly the first time in my sheltered little life. If I do – and I still might not – any places (subreddits?) I should check out or be sure to avoid?

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
7 years ago

Hey David, Detroit may be deindustrialized, but calling it a “basket case” rubbs me the wrong way. I go to college here, and I’m tired of people thinking it’s doing poorly or that It’s a bad place to live.

Speaking of Detroit, I probably met a lot of immigrants. I’m happy it has been welcoming to refugees.

If the collapse of America is brought on by anything soon, it’s gonna be Trump’s fault, and immigrants are the people who will suffer first. ._.

*grumbles about backwards ass racists*

Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@dontgiveahoot
Avoid all politcal stuff because you’ll be swarmed with Trump supporters, keep to the cute animals and work safe gifs, and I think a few literature boards are not too garbage. I would stay away from cinema and the like, that tends to attract the most shitposters so don’t come in expecting people to critique the composition of Marvel Music while deconstructing military propoganda films like 48 hours. There are others but frankly I don’t wish to stay there more than I have to.

A small cat in the woods
A small cat in the woods
7 years ago

Hahaha, omg, as soon as I saw Berlin, I was crossing my fingers that it would be Wedding! As a Scandinavian asshole who lived in Berlin for seven or so years, and had to find apartments with the lowest possible rent, I’m *very* familiar with Wedding. I conceived, gave birth to and lived with my daughter in Wedding until she was almost two!

It had a bad reputation in like the early 2ks, with this one street, Soldiner Str, being apparently the worst. I walked down that street at least twice daily for more than three years, and it’s a lovely place. I wasn’t the only non-German by far, so no one made fun of my weak s’s, which is always nice.

I’m pretty sure Neu Kölln took over as the worst part of Berlin in like 2006, but that was mainly due to white surpremacists and poverty, as far as I recall. Anyway, it’s ten years later and I am pretty sure Wedding is only getting hipper. It’s the neighbor to goddam Prenzlauer Berg, the most insanely expensive place you can think of.

Rant about German city over

Lera
Lera
7 years ago

Okay, guys, I need some advice. I am, against all common sense and reason, actually considering starting a reddit account for quite possibly the first time in my sheltered little life. If I do – and I still might not – any places (subreddits?) I should check out or be sure to avoid?

Check out r/GamerGhazi, it started out as a sub to mock gamergate, but has expanded into something resembling wehuntedthemammoth but in the format of a reddit sub. Its pretty active, too.

As Ooglyboggles said avoid all political stuff unless heavily moderated. I frequent r/thebluepill r/enoughtrumpspam and r/socialism. All are completely safe from trumpets.

dontgiveahoot
7 years ago

Thanks Ooglyboggles and Lera!

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Okay, guys, I need some advice. I am, against all common sense and reason, actually considering starting a reddit account for quite possibly the first time in my sheltered little life.

IF you’re gonna go through with that, I’d find someplace that lists safe subreddits that are moderated well. And stay in those subreddits. Never stray into /pol/. I know there’s some good official Reddits for all sorts of fandoms plus subreddits for science and crap, but since I don’t really use Reddit (I read an occasional AMA at most every once in a blue moon), I’m just telling you what I’ve heard. However if there’s a website, YouTuber, show or whatever you like, they may have a subreddit so go and see if they got links or if a search turns up anything good.

Rabukurafuto
Rabukurafuto
7 years ago

Lera
November 27, 2016 at 11:02 pm
His novels probably read like the Turner Diaries with some elves and orcs thrown in here and there.

Jokes aside, looking at reviews of said novels it seems his writing is just as shitty and pretentious on paper as it is moaning on the internet. What a Suprise! =P

He’s surprised me by being more diverse in what he writes than I thought he would, but “shitty and pretentious” are perfectly apt descriptions of most of his output.

dontgiveahoot
7 years ago

Thanks Punkle Stan! I’ve made an account (respectthebubble if anyone’s interested) but at first I plan to do nothing but lurk for a while and see what’s safe and what’s just begging to get nastiness and rape threats and queries from the sort of people who, well, who end up here because David was kind enough to warn us all that these people exist.

Rabukurafuto
Rabukurafuto
7 years ago

dontgiveahoot
November 28, 2016 at 12:02 am
Thanks Punkle Stan! I’ve made an account (respectthebubble if anyone’s interested) but at first I plan to do nothing but lurk for a while and see what’s safe and what’s just begging to get nastiness and rape threats and queries from the sort of people who, well, who end up here because David was kind enough to warn us all that these people exist.

I don’t post on Reddit but there have been a number of threads I’ve seen for books and television that seemed pleasant. Still, I can’t help but wonder if those seemingly friendly people have posted in the misogynistic and racist subreddits.

Lera
Lera
7 years ago

He’s surprised me by being more diverse in what he writes than I thought he would, but “shitty and pretentious” are perfectly apt descriptions of most of his output.

He also tried being a musician and an inventor, too, although Teddy’s hit a goldmine being what he’s best at – himself – a whiny, evangelical hate mongerer.

This article sums him up thoroughly. Some truly disgusting statements made by him in there:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Theodore_Beale

Rabukurafuto
Rabukurafuto
7 years ago

Lera
November 28, 2016 at 12:37 am
He also tried being a musician and an inventor, too, although Teddy’s hit a goldmine being what he’s best at – himself – a whiny, evangelical hate mongerer.

This article sums him up thoroughly. Some truly disgusting statements made by him in there:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Theodore_Beale

Oh yeah, his Rationalwiki article never gets old for me. Well, most of it anyway; even I can’t stomach the direct quotes after a while. I love that one of the links is back to here with all the articles with the Vox Day tag.

Edit: Holy shit, I just noticed the article says Vox is a Moon landing denialist. I’m reading the post on his blog where he states this. Oh Vox, every time I think you can’t get funnier…