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Mr. Smallestpenisever the MGTOW demands: SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

An Effort Chicken hard at work
An Effort Chicken hard at work

There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.

Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.

Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.

“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?

How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.

Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.

So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.

CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!

Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.

CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!

Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.

Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght

Annd tha fealing’s reaight

You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.

Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.

Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.

SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??

You should probably ask this guy:

Captain Kidd has the answers
Captain Kidd has the answers

Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.

Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).

Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.

Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.

In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.

Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.

Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.

And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,

Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.

I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.

Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.

I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.

So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.

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PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

BoinkBoink, they’re obviously made with Effort Chicken, the tremendous chicken, the bestsus kind of chicken.

Atom Ant
Atom Ant
7 years ago

Hello, everyone! I’m a MGTOW. Wait, wait, please put your pitchforks down…

The MGTOW that was quoted in the main article…well, let’s be honest. In terms of schadenfreude, he’s sort of low-hanging fruit, isn’t he? The online world is full of poor representatives of various groups, movements, ideologies, and what have you. It’s easy to find caricatures to make fun of. If you truly want to know what you’re dealing with, however, it’s better to find a more credible example. That’s where I come in!

For the record, I did indeed read the comments policy before posting. Hopefully, I will be “amusing and/or not especially egregious.”

I’ve never been a relationship guy. Actually, for that matter, I’ve never been a people person. I’ve never had any interest in dating, and though I tried a few relationships when I was younger, they didn’t work out. Granted, I wasn’t really invested in them. I do like sex, however, so there’s that.

For the record, I’m not a PUA. I’ve never been “alpha” in my life. No, I’m an artsy, passive, surprisingly sensitive guy. When I was younger, I actually described myself as a feminist, because I liked the idea of doing away with rigid gender roles and expectations. I also liked that (certain types of) feminism were sex-positive. I am Pro-Sexual-Revolution for both selfish and altruistic reasons. My attitude was (and is) “Let’s change things however we want, have fun, and have lots of sex!” Sadly, I find the newer sexual philosophy to be…not as fun.

Am I jaded and bitter about dealing with women? Well, yeah, I am. I find that their expectations/demands are far too high. I’m sure that people will laugh and say “Oh, god forbid you have to treat them like human beings,” but that’s actually not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about women wanting traits that they don’t offer themselves. i.e., unemployed women refusing to speak with men that don’t earn more than sixty thousand a year, or grossly overweight women refusing to speak to men under six feet tall. You’d be shocked at how much I’ve come across situations like those. Speaking selfishly, it makes things more difficult for me. But, overall, it doesn’t bother me that much, because casual sex is still surprisingly easy to get. I’m sure it’s more difficult in the big cities, but I’m out in the rural wasteland.

I didn’t enjoy my experience with relationships, and I’ve never seen any relationships that looked appealing to me. Overall, I keep to myself, and I try to think about this stuff as little as possible. But I’m fascinated by the MGTOW phenomenon–I thought that I was the only guy struggling with these issues–and I found this blog while I was researching it.

I do surprisingly well with women, considering the circumstances I have to deal with, but I was never Mr. Popular. I never had a ton of options, and I still don’t. I’m not “Going Galt” and saying, “Oh, I’m so awesome and important, you’re really going to miss me when I’m gone.” Nah, most women won’t even notice that I’m gone, because they have far more options to choose from. Women aren’t very interested in me, and while that hurts, I also know that my self-worth has nothing to do with that.

I will, however say this: it isn’t good for a society to have a frustrated, alienated sexual underclass in it. It isn’t good for the economy, and it isn’t good for politics, either. I don’t know how we fix it, or even if it can be fixed, but it’s something to keep an eye on.

Falconer
7 years ago

Oh good, he dropped by.

I’d like to invite you, Mr. Smallest, to take a good, long, hard look at your keyboard. There should be a key over on the right, at the end of the middle row of letters. That’s the paragraph key.

Learn it, love it, live it.

Moocow
Moocow
7 years ago

Speaking of effort chicken, I absolutely love homemade chicken nuggets. The taste is way crispier and bread-y than the few times I’ve had them at fast food chains (I don’t do fast food except for 5guys).

@Axecalibur

It’s ridiculous how half of all MRA/MGTOW ‘arguments’ can be debunked with “no, that’s actually called benevolent sexism”.

Walter Junior here would probably learn something if he wasn’t already running back to his MGTOW buddies about crying a river about how mean and unfair these feminists were.

@Falconer

Seconded! I’m amazed at how trolls here be like “you know what? I’m going to make a giant wall of text, that’s the best way to get my point across”.

Or perhaps they realize their positions are fundamentally indefensible and thus hope that we’ll skip over the eyesore that is their ‘argument’.

Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Dalillama, Effort Chicken
7 years ago

@Axe

Remember, many unions, including the AFL, excluded women and minorities as members for a long ass time. Bigotry and unions are not at all mutually exclusive. Just sayin…

Was gonna say this.

@WWTH

Yup. Women and POC were always excluded from the labor movement even though they always had even worse working conditions and pay than white men.

It’s a little more complex than that, but that’s the gist. Women’s involvement in the American labour movement is one of those (all too common) cases where a great deal of the initial drive came from women (The Lowell Female Labor Reform Association being the first formal workers’ union in the U.S. AFAIK), who were then marginalized once men got involved.

The AFL unions were whites only, but the CIO allowed, if not always encouraged, black and Hispanic members. They tended to go all ‘yellow peril’ when Asians wanted to join though. The IWW was integrated from day one, although it ended up skewing white and male for the same reasons as usual. (i.e. unexamined privilege, unexamined prejudice, and, I don’t doubt, a culture of pervasive sexual harassment)

BoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoink
BoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoink
7 years ago

The Chicken That Built the Very Society You Stand Upon

http://previewcf.turbosquid.com/Preview/2014/05/23__13_46_38/03.jpgc001c9b5-6e6c-4d5e-a34c-94e5261e6465Larger.jpg

Checkmate, feminists.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Checkmate? Isn’t that pigeons that play chess?

AND DID THAT CHICKEN HUNT THE MAMMOTH FOR US??

Falconer: I’d be happy if he found the longest key on his keyboard, as well.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

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HEY MY PUNK ASS BASTICHES!

Talks of a Spawn movie which I totally just heard about now because I hear everything late.

Motherfucking Spider-Man, Batman, and Superman get three different fucking trilogies or what the fuck ever in the last twenty years while everyone fucks over Spawn WELL NO MORE he RISES FROM THE GRAVE like on the MOTHERFUCKING PAGES!

And that is your relevant comic book news for today.

Peace.

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kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Paul Beaulieu
I don’t doubt that some working class people voted for him. But that’s not what you said. You said it was primarily the working class rural people who voted for him. It was not. It was primarily white, rural, and rich people. To claim that it was primarily the working class is to ignore the fact that it was the wealthy people, primarily, who voted this guy into office. This is a lie that has been spread in order to convince those who will undoubtedly be the victims of this presidency that they need to just empathize with their oppressors.

And what’s wrong with my tone? Have I been impolite in some way? Have I done anything other than state facts and ask you to provide sources to back up your assertions? If you think this tone is bad, you should see me when I’m angry.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
7 years ago

okay redonking things after a good night’s sleep and chili

re: bad experiences with Davis Aurini

I remember some fella was in the “free speech zone”/usual demonstration area on my campus. He said I was a hell-bound sinner (I mentioned I was pan). I told him okay, and that I’d see him there. Pretty sure he and Aurini aren’t connected, but the name-calling’s the same, I suppose.

re: Gravity Falls

I’d plug it to anyone in double-digits (or more).

re: smallestpenisever

o-o

Meanwhile, I got udon noodles! And tortellini!

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

If Facebook allows me to see the conversion ill screenshot the inane nonsense and upload it here.

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Please Facebook, let it be possible.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Atom Ant
What do you mean when you ssy you’re a MGTOW? Because it sounds to me like you’re just aromantic and slightly bitter against an entire gender for things some individuals have done.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Because it sounds to me like you’re just aromantic–

Don’t do that.

I was never Mr. Popular. I never had a ton of options, and I still don’t.

Congratulations, that’s literally everyone.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Jack
Sorry.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Atom

frustrated, alienated sexual underclass

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6uklMTDQ1qi5z3io1_500.gif

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

Not dating isn’t a movement. If you’re a mgtow, you’re a misogynist.
Period.
Paragraph.

eli
eli
7 years ago

I’m talking about women wanting traits that they don’t offer themselves. i.e., unemployed women refusing to speak with men that don’t earn more than sixty thousand a year, or grossly overweight women refusing to speak to men under six feet tall. You’d be shocked at how much I’ve come across situations like those.

How dare people have preferences!

So shocking

*eyeroll*

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
7 years ago

If you see a man standing on my foot, don’t tell me it’s a sign of his pain.

Thank you for the good wishes, everyone!

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

Being a dude who can’t get any doesn’t make you a part of any kind of under class. Sex with other people is not a right. They aren’t things to be used. They are people who don’t have to fuck you. Learn the difference.

Btw, I see your threat. Fuck you for threatening women for not fucking you. You’re “under class” is not a good idea why?

Bring it. Men have been threatening me with violence, sexual and otherwise, my whole life. You don’t scare me.

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

Eli,
But but but, they are so beneath him. Why, how dare they not clamor for his cock? How very dare?
*spits*

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
7 years ago

@ Handsome Jack

Wouldn’t hold my breath for Spawn. Saw McFarlane at a signing 2-3 years ago and he was talking about writing the new movie. Which he’s also been talking about since just after the first one came out.

Granted, I’d love nothing more than a new Spawn movie (actually re-reading the whole series right now) but it seems unlikely

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Jack
Sorry.

Very good. One should never assume one’s sexual or romantic orientation. It’s rude and promotes misunderstanding and stereotypes.
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Knowledge acquired.

Wouldn’t hold my breath for Spawn. Saw McFarlane at a signing 2-3 years ago and he was talking about writing the new movie. Which he’s also been talking about since just after the first one came out.

Granted, I’d love nothing more than a new Spawn movie (actually re-reading the whole series right now) but it seems unlikely.

Couple of months ago he was talking to some execs about the script he wrote, so, I mean, it’s that far now. Can’t say it sounds like the best one (Spawn is turned into some boogeyman like dude) but it sounds interesting if done right.

I’m also gonna start rereading once I get done with some Lobo stuff. I’ve been going through some comic stuff and making icons and junk from them while I read because it’s fun.

Lobo looks better with hot pink eyes and turquoise tinted skin IMHO.

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

I used to have a “friend” who often complained that women didn’t fuck him because they were shallow. (Including me) The truth is, he didn’t shower, was a sexist asshole and often hit on strangers and made them feel threatened.

He still thinks he’s such a good guy. But his wife has cried to me about how exhausting supporting him and tolerating his flirtations with other women and various other bullshit is.

You want to know what’s really funny? He’s actually very good looking and always has been. He’s just no account to his core. But, he doesn’t ever want to admit that to himself. None of you do.

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
7 years ago

Hopefully it happens at some point. I feel like the first one was unfairly trashed which scared execs off making another one.

My biggest comic movie fantasy right now is more Green Lantern movies (being my favorite heroes after all) that eventually bring in the other Corps just so I can see a movie version of Dex-Starr

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

unemployed women refusing to speak with men that don’t earn more than sixty thousand a year, or grossly overweight women refusing to speak to men under six feet tall

Hol up, missed this. So, beyond being bullshit, this don’t even make sense. Unemployment is not to above median earnings as fat is to tall. I mean, the 1st set is more or less opposites. Kinda simplistic, but OK. The rest… Wat? And “grossly”. Ugh

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