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Mr. Smallestpenisever the MGTOW demands: SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

An Effort Chicken hard at work
An Effort Chicken hard at work

There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.

Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.

Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.

“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?

How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.

Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.

So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.

CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!

Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.

CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!

Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.

Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght

Annd tha fealing’s reaight

You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.

Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.

Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.

SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??

You should probably ask this guy:

Captain Kidd has the answers
Captain Kidd has the answers

Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.

Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).

Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.

Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.

In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.

Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.

Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.

And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,

Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.

I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.

Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.

I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.

So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.

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Ariblester
8 years ago

@Hippodameia

I apologize. This was not my place to speak, and I am sorry for minimizing your experiences. I now realize how condescending I must have sounded, and if I could take back my words, I would. I will do better in the future.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
8 years ago

Good.

hottotrotsky (too much clucking effort)
hottotrotsky (too much clucking effort)
8 years ago

Ah yes, the sex dosometer, 1mL sex per million parts gutter cleaning, as outlined by the current MGTOW diagnostic manual.

Framing social interaction as totally transactional is clearly working well for this mister, one day he’ll finally get angry enough to go his own way.

It’s funny how dudes like OP are keenly aware of the erosion of their unearned power, but the benefits of equality elude them– like even if you’re 100% selfish, it should still be clear that more people that you actually consider people means more opportunity in every facet of your life, just by sheer numbers. Feeling lonely? More potential friends? Capitalist? More customers! Building a chicken coop? More help!

Now, I dont care about the benefits of feminism for men, nor do I go out if my way to point them out as a good argument– feminism is a strong philosophy for ethical reasons, but it startles me that these dudes cant work out the net gain for their selfish asses all on their lonesome.

On a weightier note, people who refuse to start from a place of good faith are a lost cause. Nothing external will move them, and the energy expended in attempts at reason, logic, appeals to ethics and empathy is wasted.

Activism requires such a tremendous output of time and effort that its important to consider where we aim ourselves.It’s also important to not stop laughing at the grimly absurd reality of the patriarchal neo nazis currently trying to burn the damned world down, with thanks (and donations) to David for providing us with effort chicken feed.

Orion
Orion
8 years ago

My read on the “assign to any human race” thing: he was saying that feminists complain about WHITE men specifically, making them the real racists, while MGTOW believe that women of ALL hues are terrible.

Kootiepatra
8 years ago

I do not know what an effort chicken is. I can offer you a pants-wearing chicken, though.

Imperator Kahlo
Imperator Kahlo
8 years ago

or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.

Paradoxical Intention already pointed out that this is garbage, given that many countries actively restrict women’s access to reproductive health services and contraception. I want to add that, on the research side, given the prevailing assumption of ‘male’ as the default gender, the impact of many diseases on women’s bodies is not fully understood. As a result, women are mis- or undiagnosed, with obvious health consequences. This isn’t universal – osteoporosis research apparently takes the female body as default – but it’s very widespread.

I had heard this many times in the past but, wanting to source the info, came across the Gendered Innovations project at Stanford. It’s not really my field but I’m enjoying having a poke around. Sounds like they’re doing good work!

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

That’s awful, Hippodameia. Nobody should have to go through that.

losername
losername
8 years ago

@Podkayne Lives Ha! That comparison is too amazing, thanks for that! It perfectly demonstrates how MRA’s are incapable of adjusting their worldview when they receive information that contradicts it.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

Smallestpenisever — what a braggart! I seriously doubt that this guy is so outstanding — reminds me of a singles event I once attended.

I was a new face, and a guy approached me immediately and told me all about his very unfriendly (not amicable) divorce. He and his ex-wife had returned to court again and again, battling over the terms of the divorce. The divorce was so unfriendly that the judge had called them into his chambers and said, “This is the worst divorce case I have ever presided over, thanks to your interminable arguments. I don’t ever want to see your faces in court again!”

The guy telling me this story seemed proud that he had had such a strong effect on a judge.

This same guy looked pretty hurt when I quickly excused myself.

Like smallestpenisever, he seemed to think that being some sort of extreme — any sort of extreme — would make him worthy of attention and admiration.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@Hippodameia
I’m so sorry to hear about that awful incident. Bullies: they’re the worst.

Kevin
Kevin
8 years ago

This MGTOW comes across as either being intoxicated or possibly not a native speaker of English. In the latter case it would be inappropriate to mock his literacy – whilst still OK to take a rise out of his jackassery though.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

I think Smallestpenisever needs to talk to Walter before claiming that title.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

Thank you, IP. I couldn’t remember what Walter’s name was.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

No mgtow anywhere ever had to worry about paying for a date with a feminist. That’s why they’re constantly tantruming. We won’t give them the time of day except to laugh at them.

He is so mad that women are people who sometimes expect help from their friends and do not expect to have to pay for that help with sex. Women help friends move, watch their kids and help change tires etc too. It’s what friends do. We help each other.

His complaint that women won’t fuck him because he can’t even be bothered to take out the garbage is hilarious. Yeah, you lazy fucknuckle, nobody wants to fuck someone who treats them like a slave. If you want to be attractive to others, you can’t be such a selfish p.o.s.

…and his comment about being so wonderful because he wasn’t adopted? Disgusting. I hope he is painfully unhappy and I hope he stays that way. Being so selfish, hateful and bigoted should hurt.

Smallestpenisever
8 years ago

NONE of comments describe facts or any logic backed by proven points.You simply use “shaming tactics” as always.”he can not get laid” and also victimhood “noone want to have sex with somebody treating you as slave” well….if you feel as such why won’t you leave him?The answer can be financial comodity.So in modern western society women have choices,use that than instead being bitter complaining how opressed you are.Where I simply use arguments and points feminists always use poisoned input”I hope he is painfully unhappy” haha.Good….I let this person believe in own version.”Smallestpenisever — what a braggart! I seriously doubt that this guy is so outstanding”.But that is only a speculation and will remain.So again feminist talk vs facts proven.Lastly ,where is that wage gap?Qny official gathered by government’s bodies women being paid lower rate for exact work?How many centres of health women have provided vs men’s centres.How many contraception methods women have in comparison to men?If you go to any shopping centres and you enter clothing store how many sq meters are dedicated to women and how many to men?Equality??hahaha.Just reminding you.I do not care about how you feel and your assumptions who I am and how I look like.Its an experiment to see feminist’s reactions and so how they judge others based on input on web site.Before you start writing comments just use google engine and send links from any fovernment’s survey stating that women have less choices in modern western society.Don’t bring “but women in a
Africa,children in Somalia”.I talk about western countries.US,Canada,Australia,UK.Facts only.Otherwise your theories based onnyour personal experience and your thinking that Your version is only right version mean othing in conversation where you give some meat on the bone.I can easily predict texts such” I wish him to be sad and ill” or “what a braggart”.Still nothing to do with facts.So arguments vs theory based on own experience?

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective
8 years ago

@Podkayne Lives;

About the housecats and dead mice thing, I read in a spot or two that the reason they bring humans dead mice is that they’re trying to teach us to hunt like they do. So they start us out like they do to their kittens by bringing us dead examples of what our targets are supposed to be, and hoping we get the hint like their kittens do.

Interesting thing to know, yes?

The Real Cie
The Real Cie
8 years ago

I’m all for equality for Hoth genders myself. Also for Dantooine genders and Tatooine genders, and even for Corellian genders. The Star Wars universe deserves gender equality!

Latte Cat
Latte Cat
8 years ago

“Women’s nights” at bars are oppressive? I’m sorry, but isn’t it more of a “men’s night” at bars almost 100% of the time?

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

The whole point of ladies nights is to advertise to men where they can find drunk women. It isn’t a favor to women. It is a marketing ploy that exploits women.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

See how the rural working-class, who felt let down by a society that they perceived to be run by “liberal elites”, flocked to Trump

That’s not true. Stop spreading these lies that help Trump look good to some people.

Paul
8 years ago

@kupo. Strictly speaking there is a lot of truth to it once you remember we’re talking “rural” here, although the qualifier “white” is almost as important. The idea that “the working class” as a whole flocked to Trump is, of course, bunk

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

“I DO NOT HAVE PROBLEM WITH ERRECTION” is gonna be the new Mammoth Meme, isn’t it.

Paul
8 years ago

This guy (is he for real? why would he sport such a pseudonym?) appears to be a tad unfamiliar with the concept of relationships, which, since they are partnerships, involve partners doing things for each other, helping each other…presumably out of love. Has this guy ever loved?

Certainly if you are living with your partner it is bad form to moan and whine about being expected to help out around the house by, say, taking out the garbage and doing the dishes.

Lera
Lera
8 years ago

Oh my, I am so sorry. So, so sorry. My condolences. No one should have to go through…that.

(Gravity Falls is a good show check it out only 40 30 min episodes and lots of mystery do it do it do it. Hulu, Kiss Cartoon, whatever, go and watch!)!)

Thanks Jack. Honestly though if you ignore his rampant bigotry and pretentiousness you’ll see some truly hilarious, outrageous claims made by Davis every 5 mins. I was called a “satanic degenerate”, and according to I him i want to “destroy western civilisation” . His citations if you can call them that were Alex Jones and Sfefan Molyneux (Ugghhh).

If Facebook allows me to see the conversion ill screenshot the inane nonsense and upload it here.

Oh I’ll check out watchcartoonsonline and watch Gravity Falls ASAP. Thanks for the recommendation. ^_^

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@Paul
Did you click on my link? Look at the income section. The middle and upper class voted for him in higher percentages. The working class voted for Clinton in higher percentages. People worried about the economy voted for Clinton in higher percentages, too.

Would you like to provide sources for your assertions that the working class voted for him? Or are you just repeating the lie that’s been told over and over again to gain sympathy for bigots?

@Let
I was unfamiliar with Stefan Molyneux so my initial reaction was, “the Fable guy?!” But I Googled him and agree with the ugghhh

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