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Mr. Smallestpenisever the MGTOW demands: SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

An Effort Chicken hard at work
An Effort Chicken hard at work

There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.

Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.

Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.

“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?

How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.

Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.

So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.

CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!

Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.

CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!

Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.

Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght

Annd tha fealing’s reaight

You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.

Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.

Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.

SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??

You should probably ask this guy:

Captain Kidd has the answers
Captain Kidd has the answers

Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.

Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).

Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.

Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.

In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.

Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.

Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.

And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,

Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.

I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.

Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.

I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.

So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.

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Rhuu
Rhuu
8 years ago

@bear pelt: *snerk*

@moocow: if you were interested, you could check out roll20. It’s an online system agnostic tool where you can play tabletop stuff, from any edition of d&d to pathfinder to whatever. There are forums where people post to get games together.

I didn’t get to play until a few years back, but ny 60$ investment into a players hand guide for 5e was probably some of the best money i ever spent.

I’ve also come to realise that one of my characters is most definitely ace, which is pretty hilarious to me. Didn’t intend it, but she’s reflecting my positive, friendly, and distracted aspects… As well as how untuned i can be to people’s motivations around me.

“What, you thought i was flirting? I was just trying to tell you about this really pretty stream we passed. Sorry?”

I would like another character to be very definitely trying to seduce all the ladies before her idiot brother can, but i’m not super out sooooo i’m nervous about that. But it might be a good way for me to feel a bit more comfortable thinking about that? Maybe?

My point is that i’m having a great time with the tabletop stuff, and i’m hoping to use it to maybe play with some scenarios i’m super uncomfortable with, to maybe make them less so.

There are many reasons to play! *is an enabler for thissssss*

(Plus you get to buy DICE and they are so pretty, i can’t wait for my polyhero wizard set!!!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/polyherodice/polyhero-dice-wizard-set)

@Scildfreja: ARGH! That can be so frustrating, because they are already doing all this work, and it’s so hard to ask them to do one more thing… But communicating plans is part of their job tooooooo.

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

@bearpelt

Pah! A thesaurus? No mere thesaurus can even hold a candle to my glorious manly stem, I mean STEM logic! It was probably written by virtue-signalling Essjew liberal pinko commies!

bearpelt
bearpelt
8 years ago

@Rhuu Thank you, thank you.

http://i.imgur.com/6PRdkTw.gif

@Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT! My sinister feminist plans are RUINED!

http://i.imgur.com/UHoKDGN.gif

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@bearpelt

Are you new here? Because I don’t think I’ve seen your name.

I like you already.

http://55.media.tumblr.com/a468608d0f331ee60cc0420bd77e8b00/tumblr_mh17wjf0Zw1rw1kqbo1_400.gif

bearpelt
bearpelt
8 years ago

@Handsome “Punkle Stan” Jack

http://i.imgur.com/6V504Mp.gif

D’awwww, thank you~
I’ve lurked for quite a while on WHTM but I think this IS my first time commenting here. I simply couldn’t pass up that opportunity.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

That’s a magnificent entry, bearpelt. Bravo.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

I’ve lurked for quite a while on WHTM but I think this IS my first time commenting here. I simply couldn’t pass up that opportunity.

Here’s hoping it’s one of many.

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bearpelt
bearpelt
8 years ago
Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@Scildfreja
You’ve been having a rough time of it lately. I hope that the world starts turning your way soon.

@Lera

Yeah me too, I was mugged a week ago and my phone was stolen

I’m so sorry to hear that! That’s a scary experience. I hope that you’re able to recover from that trauma soon.

@bearpelt
Thank you for that journey into the Land of Synonyms.

I use a thesaurus often in my work. It’s endlessly fascinating (enchanting, alluring, captivating, riveting . . .).

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@joekster

Therefore, I was never particularly bitter about being celibate . . .

I never was either, although sometimes I was sad. You have to be pretty arrogant to think that you are owed a partner. And to think that the world owes you a partner that will make your friends envious? Mind-boggling.

. . . although I did get occasionally irritated when friends and family would try to hook me up with random women.

Yeah, sometimes I wondered whether my friends and family had actually met me.

Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ bearpelt and Kat

Why is there only one word for ‘thesaurus’?

StephToe
StephToe
8 years ago

@Kat snap.

I am single not by choice and have been so for years but was never bitter about it. It always seemed an odd thing to be bitter about – we aren’t entitled to partners after all!

The only thing annoying is the badgering I get about it from friends, family, hairdressers. I’m like “back off people, it’s not gonna happen!”

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@StephToe
Yeah, I hear you. No badgering, people!

@Alan
I suppose it’s because thesaurus is the one perfect word for “synonyms all in one handy place.”

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

Also, that ridiculous generalization that women work less reminds me of this jokey saying “Of course women work less, we get it right the first time!”

During the war — maybe I’ve told this one before — my paternal grandmother worked for a time repairing radios for the army. She got promoted to like, line manager and had to do QC for a group of workers, and she swore up and down that men just couldn’t do it right. She had to fix their repairs all the time.

The women on the line, however, got it done right the first time, more often than not.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

A gnu poster and we haven’t dogpiled and driven them off yet? Unpossible! We are completely and totally unwelcoming of gnu folk. It Is Known.

(Heya and welcome, bearpelt! Welcome packages over on the right, if you still need one!)

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

AAAAUUUUGH I WANNA PLAY 5E SO BAAAAAAAAD

WHY DID I HAVE TO GO AND HAVE TWIIIIIIIIINS

*ahem*

Sorry about that.

Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

“Gnu” is one of my favouritest words.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

Shorter Trump: “When we only count votes for me, I won unanimously!”

LindsayIrene
8 years ago

He fricking won and he’s still not happy.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

Nothing less than admiration or submission would make them happy.

Makroth
Makroth
8 years ago

@ Falconer

Whats your beef with gnus?

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Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

@bearpelt, you are my new favourite <3 Screencap wizardry is one of my favourite things.

And there is only one word for Thesaurus 'cause they all went extinct in the Cretaceous.

http://jaycwolfe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Thesaurus-Dinosaur.jpg

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
8 years ago

Ahhhhh, I love this comments section. 🙂

*dives in*

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Nothing less than admiration or submission would make them happy.

Never admired him, never will. Have never submitted to anyone, never will.

No matter how many simplistic tweets that asshole puts out.