There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.
Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.
Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.
“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?
How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.
Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.
So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.
CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!
Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.
CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!
Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.
Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght
Annd tha fealing’s reaight
You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.
Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.
Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.
SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!
Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??
You should probably ask this guy:
Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.
Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.
Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).
Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.
Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.
In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.
Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.
Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.
And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,
Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.
I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.
Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.
I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.
I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.
I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.
So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.
Atom does not need to speak to women. He puts out sex-seeking brain waves.
Hiya, I’m Axe!
@Atom Ant
Hiya I’m Ooglyboggles!
@Imperator Kahlo
MGTOW flies from forum
Cries to his fellow members
“Mean whiny bitches.”
When forced to confront the fact that perhaps his subjective experience is not universal the MGTOW flees, with a final middle finger to the comments policy and a quick tone troll to remember him by.
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nyoom
He seems to have missed that not only are there male commenters who are well liked here, the owner of the blog is a man.
All right, god dammit, I admit I got out of bed to write this, but I just have to.
Atom Ant, you want it both ways. You want everyone to admire your intellect, admit that you have the world all figured out, and adore you for committing to your intellectual conclusions in re going your own way,
but
(and this is a big but)
you also
also
want HOT AND COLD RUNNING SNU-SNU.
Man, you’re bad at this GYOW thing.
And good night — I mean it this time.
Toodle-loo, Atom. *Waggles fingers*
ETA @Falconer, *Snerk*
Wait, snu-snu is available like tap water now?
*suspiciously taps faucet head*
Oh! Oh! Someone post nyoom chicken!!
@Ooglyboggles
let’s see if this works….
Wonderful poemising upthread. Just wonderful.
(ETA Yes! I have harnessed the power of the gif!)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/4029040aeea32741ea79531be1831300/tumblr_inline_o3cedp7hmN1rrvdih_500.jpg
@PeeVee
Ask, and I shalt deliver:
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ba88759a363c99a45e706184f72bb022/tumblr_mw1ah9Gsc81rm7kqjo1_1280.jpg
THANK YOU, BOINKBOINK!!!
Given this thread, it’s appropriate, lol.
@PeeVee, @BoinkBoinkBoink (ran out of Boinks),
You two are my new favourite people in the world <3
What’s next, some guy complaining because he has to leave his room to get laid? “I have to put on pants and shoes and go outside! Why don’t random women just walk into my house?”
(Maybe Atom needs to be more of an effort chicken.)
@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy,
*Looks awkwardly at feet, kicks the dirt*
Aw, thanks! <3
@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Aw shucks! Thank you. ^_^
http://i.imgur.com/eOikOfK.gif
Atom is probably gone, but here’s an article on how a woman can be sex-positive and open to casual sex but still be ‘meh’ over penis-offers.
I’ve been working on an edit of a Lobo panel that has him running and I’m tempted to post it because of all these nyooms. I fixed up some of the anatomy because, like, arms and legs don’t suddenly go straight and skinny from wrist/ankle to mid-arm/mid-calf and it bothered me. And then I edited some stuff to make him better proportioned and look, you know, realistic considering Czarnians are humanoid with human proportions. Plus I changed the coloring a bit.
Only thing it’s not very good because I just opened up Paint.NET and used a mouse for it. And he’s naked.
I like* how Atom is a MGTOW who supposedly proves that not all MGTOWs are bad people, but is somehow simultaneously not actually a MGTOW at all and doesn’t fit in with them.
I also like* how MGTOW apparently now means “contentedly single,” as opposed to the actual group that literally labels themselves as being MGTOW, with forums and hashtags and such.
I also like* how Atom “deserving” something (i.e., sex) totally doesn’t mean “being entitled to” something, despite the two terms literally being synonyms.
Finally, I like* how expecting sex from someone is totally equivalent to expecting time and attention from someone, and ought to be seen as fair reciprocation of said time and attention.
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*Inspired by Atom’s immensely creative redefinition of basic concepts, I now say “like” while actually meaning “am bemused and unimpressed by”
Oh hey, it looks like I missed all the fun.
Off-topic, last night I tried my hand at making a celery and onion soup. It turned out way too watery, so I added pasta. It ended up being truly delicious. It’s the sort of thing that Chad cooks for Katie on cold winter nights.
That right there is why Chad gets all the ladies.
@Atom Ant
(BTW, your nym has gotten Goody Two-Shoes stuck in my head.)
I know you flounced but since no one ever sticks the flounce I though I’d address something no one else has yet (unless I missed it).
You actually think women can’t be sexist? Why? Is there something magical about being a certain gender that makes certain thought patterns impossible? Are we not also raised in the same patriarchal, misogynistic culture as the men and given the same overt and subtle teachings about genders, their strengths and weaknesses, their roles in the home and in society? Next are you going to tell me that toxic masculinity doesn’t exist?
@Atom Ant
Well, I would vastly prefer it if you practiced consensual sex exclusively and eschewed nonconsensual sex.
But hey, that’s just me.