There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.
Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.
Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.
“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?
How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.
Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.
So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.
CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!
Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.
CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!
Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.
Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght
Annd tha fealing’s reaight
You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.
Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.
Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.
SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!
Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??
You should probably ask this guy:
Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.
Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.
Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).
Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.
Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.
In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.
Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.
Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.
And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,
Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.
I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.
Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.
I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.
I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.
I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.
So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.
I went back to reread my reply to Atom and I don’t think I was terribly mean. I was snarky, but I didn’t call him names or say he was a bad person or anything.
Atom, I know it’s easier to just make a tone argument than it is to answer my points, but can you at least clarify what you mean by this?
@peevee
Basically, to let you know that we’re not all caricatures. Some of us aren’t typo-prone Snidely Whiplashes at all.
@Lindsay Irene
“Here. I will throw all the pussy at you that you feel you deserve.”
Ha! Do I feel that I deserve it? Yes. Does that mean that I’m entitled to it? No. I’m fine with that, as long as women aren’t entitled to anything from me, either. But I’ve found that too many women expect me to give them time, attention, etc.
@ weirwood tree hugger
If I were after confirmation bias, well, given the comments I read before I posted, I wouldn’t have needed to bother posting. You’re sort of a mean bunch. So are most vocal MGTOWs, though, so it all balances out, I suppose.
What WWTH said. I was going to say, he’s here so he can start an argument, claim victory by dint of the fact that we say some cusses to him, then go off and brag about how he bearded us feminists in our den to all his buddies online, and maybe they’ll let him into their club now, but WWTH said it better.
I’m actually also curious about what he meant by not contribute financially to women. What if his mom, sister or other female family member needed financial help? Or would he lend some change to a male coworker for the vending machine but not a female coworker. Does he refuse to donate any money to charities or nonprofits if they might help some women?
@weirwood tree hugger
I said this, and you wanted further explanation:
“Sadly, I find the newer sexual philosophy to be…not as fun.”
Basically, I’m a big believer in the whole “keep the government out of the bedroom” thing. I never liked how puritanical and controlling the tradcons are. I liked the Sexual Revolution side of things, because it made sex more accessible for guys like me. But, in recent years, I feel that feminism has gone from “sexual liberation” to a more puritanical thing. This is strictly my personal impression. When I was younger, I knew a lot of “Sex is awesome, don’t let anybody stop you from having fun!” women, but now I see more grumpy, lecturing women, and it’s like, what’s up with that?
Now, is that an opportunistic way of thinking? Yeah, absolutely, and I don’t apologize for it.
Edit: as for not contributing financially, yes, I suppose that your examples would apply. But I was actually referring to dating and gift-buying.
@AtomAnt
I have this to say to you, sir:
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That typically goes along with a relationship.
Man, you’re kind of the David Brooks of the MGTOW set, aren’t you? “Both sides! Both sides!”
Mocking a misogynistic screed is not equivalent to writing a misogynistic screed. We’re a snarky bunch here, but we don’t view half the planet as useless other than a wet hole.
Seriously, did you check through the archives to see the kind of things MGTOW say about women? Have you found a non-misogynistic MGTOW site yet?
Atom:
Really? That’s it?
Okay. You’ve told us.
You can go your own way, now.
For one nanosecond I thought maybe Atom Ant wasn’t your garden variety misogynist MGTOW….
“) Also, I choose not to financially contribute to women in any way, aside from the unavoidable”
Appears I was wrong.
Lecturing about what?
Because it’s still really sounding to me like you’re pissed off about how feminism is pro-consent.
So… the difference between you is spelling and grammar? And you’re meant not to be a caricature? Well, I’m befuddled *shrug*
But you said you already don’t like dating. So… not spending money on dates you already don’t deign to go on… Well, I’m even befuddleder now
Sexism isn’t a meaningless label if the person saying it means “Hey, you’re sexist!”
Don’t like being called sexist? Don’t be sexist. But yeah, the label still has PLENTY of meaning, let me assure you.
@PeeVee Isn’t obvious? He needs some nails for his cross!
http://i.imgur.com/HID2aIJ.jpg
@Atom Ant
“And, while I’m successful with women (compared to other guys in my situation, at least), I feel that I should be even more successful…”
Yep I was very wrong. I mean…dude you need to learn to see women as human beings. You really do. You aren’t entitled to women’s bodies, you cannot begin to expect to be “more successful” when it comes to sex.
“That typically goes along with a relationship.”
Yes, but this wasn’t in the context of relationships. It was “No, I’m not interested in you, but I still want/expect you to do this, that, and the other thing.”
“Man, you’re kind of the David Brooks of the MGTOW set, aren’t you? “Both sides! Both sides!””
But I haven’t mentioned the non-existent salad bar at Applebee’s, yet!
“You can go your own way, now.”
Don’t worry, I will. I’m not enough of a masochist to post here on a regular basis. But I read this entry and thought, “Yeah, I should probably speak up…”
What’s that, Atom? Women won’t just flop on their backs immediately and let you sex at them? You have to, like, have conversations with them and shit first?
Like, you want it both ways. You want to be a MGTOW so you don’t have to talk to women, but you still want to get laid without a cash outlay. As if men are supposed to be provided with sex rations.
BoinkBoink:
That WHORE is wearing a RED SASH.
That DOG looks CONFUSED.
*Giggles*
Well, yes, their idea of a “right-sized” government is one that’s just big enough to sniff all the underpants, but not big enough to keep our consumer products from killing us. So we agree about one thing. That does not mean we’ve made a connection here.
Somehow this feels like you’re happy to benefit from women’s emotional and philosophical labor, but unwilling to do any of your own.
Perhaps it was that emotional and/or philosophical labor it felt like you were unwilling to perform. Like, when you were younger, everyone was less experienced and tolerated you better, but now that they’ve had more experience and can spot someone who’s not going to meet them on their level, they’re less patient?
Kind of like how I spent time trying to argue with trolls when I first came to this site, but that wore off quickly and I started flaming trolls about as quick as anyone else.
@Atom Ant
My rebuttal is quite similar.
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Whoa, guys…I know that I’m awesome, but don’t build me up into being a messiah just yet. Make me earn it!
@ weirdwood tree hugger
“Because it’s still really sounding to me like you’re pissed off about how feminism is pro-consent.”
…wait, is there an “anti-consent” concept that I need to know about?? Do you think I’m sitting here waiting to go back to the days of trading a new donkey for a bride? I love modernity, and I’m thrilled that I didn’t have to live in a pre-Sexual-Revolution world.
How dreadfully scientific of you, AtomAnt. It’s true, fellow feminists, men truly are the best and only logicians in this world. Quit your STEM jobs if you have ’em!
Personally, I try to do my best to investigate the world around me and see if the facts seem to bear out my impressions. But that must be all the oestrogen muddling my ladiebrainz.
“No. I’m fine with that, as long as women aren’t entitled to anything from me, either. But I’ve found that too many women expect me to give them time, attention, etc.”
Damn those women. He is entitled to sex with you, no “deserves” sex with you because he says so. You should not ask for anything in return, just make your bodies available because he “deserves” it dammit!
Yeah you’re not a misogynist at all are you…
@PeeVee
I bet she is a SINGLE MOTHER. The WHORE.
Lemme guess. Stop staring; keep your hands to yourself; and stop talking to me.
Yes, treating women like people takes a lot of work when the patriarchy has taught us from a very young age that women are there for our convenience and use. But they’re still entitled to expect us to do that work.
@Atom Ant
I swear to the gods
If there be one darn dash
Imma scream and shout.
Weirdwoodtreehugger
Is similar to MGTOW?
That’s quite insulting.
A MGTOW poster;
Willingly Ignorant man
Redundant statement.