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Mr. Smallestpenisever the MGTOW demands: SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

An Effort Chicken hard at work
An Effort Chicken hard at work

There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.

Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.

Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.

“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?

How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.

Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.

So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.

CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!

Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.

CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!

Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.

Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght

Annd tha fealing’s reaight

You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.

Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.

Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.

SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!

Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??

You should probably ask this guy:

Captain Kidd has the answers
Captain Kidd has the answers

Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.

Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).

Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.

Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.

In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.

Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.

Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.

And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,

Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.

I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.

Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.

I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.

So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.

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Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
4 years ago

Oh, man. This is going to be really hard to parse.

Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

I would say that yes, whether you identify as a feminist or not, if you fail to treat women with the same respect you accord men, you are against us. Because that’s really all feminism is. It isn’t a religion (no deity, no ritual, no promise of an afterlife).

But boy, you really got us on the name, there. Good catch, Pindick.

Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
4 years ago
Ichthyic
Ichthyic
4 years ago

my brain just “WTF” itself into a coma.

only copious amounts of alcohol can cure it.

Shadowplay
Shadowplay
4 years ago

Is illiteracy a requirement for these rambling manifestos or is spell check inherently female and, hence, evil?

Still, you asked for a hand with the last bit:

Dude with tiny dick:

Your ability to spout crap at a moments notice bodes well for your membership in the regular movement club.

Bina
4 years ago

Oh dear, I think I got to him. That sounds like my words he’s overreacting to. Ha, ha.
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PS: My assessment of MGTOW as giant whiny manbabies in need of a diaper change is hereby confirmed. Thanks, Mr. MosquitoDick!

Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

Angry, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Hey, no problem. I’ll contribute an effort chicken

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.

Don’t worry. We know you did it to yourself.

Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.

I’ll agree with you on this. Movements actually do things. MGTOWs just complain about women on the internet. It’s not the best way of life one can imagine but it is a way of life.

Feminism.became like religion.

Merry Katiemas!

Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

What’s a femine? Is that the bonbon mine where we send all the men to slave away extracting bonbons for us to eat while we watch soaps and post on Instragram all day? Well, you got us there good sir. Feminism is an elaborate conspiracy to enslave men into servitude in the bonbon mines.

This is best symbolized by this hardworking man running from a looming effort chicken

http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Birds/Chickens/animated-chicken-rooster-gif-3.gif

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/DYA5rzX.jpg

I think it’s time to put down the rageahol, Mr Penis, you’re ragedrunk and it’s affecting your ragetyping.

BoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoink
BoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoink
4 years ago

I take exception to his ” never adopted and not abused in childhood” part.

As if the people who experience that failed in life in someway. “Ha, you got abused when you were a helpless child! Loser! ” or “Ha, your parents didn’t even want you!”

Asshole.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

What’s a femine?

I figured it’s a female ermine.

Michael Brew
Michael Brew
4 years ago

It’s always sad to see a guy rail against his sorry state and blame feminism when most of the crap he’s complaining about is caused by sexism. And I don’t mean misandry. Like the “pay 50%” thing on dates? First off, there’s no single egalitarian solution to that, but a multitude of strategies that one can argue is more or less fair in a given situation. But if there are women out there demanding men pay for everything (and there are, certainly), it’s because a patriarchal sexist culture tells them exactly what these MGTOWs believe: that women can’t provide for themselves without men and that men who don’t pay for dinner can’t or won’t provide for a woman. Maybe stop insisting that this is the case and you won’t have little girls growing up believing it or other little boys growing up to enforce those gender roles.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

hoth genders

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ab/Walker_Assault_DICE.png

At-ats have gender?

If anyone needs a metaphorical palate cleanser after reading that
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Bina
4 years ago

Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.

Well, I’ll give the mosquito this much…if it were a movement, it would be of the bowel kind. As a way of life, though, it’s just sad. Like sitting in your own shit all day long, whining because Mama told you to use the toilet and you didn’t listen.

(Yes, more poopy metaphors. I’m sorry, folks. It’s the only thing that fits.)

Ichthyic
Ichthyic
4 years ago

hoth genders

Is that planet Hoth? is there something I have forgotten Lucas wrote about how gender works on fictional planets?

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
4 years ago

“Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.”

What the hell does that even mean? Sarah Palin isn’t this incoherent.

I imagine in real life this guy looks and acts like Edgar from Men in Black after the giant alien bug took over his body.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I have to go to work soon, but when I come home, I’ll sit down at my desk, crack my knuckles, and give this the best taking-apart I can give it.

Until then, have a chicken.

AW
AW
4 years ago

Wow, that last bit. I think “hoth gender” refers the fact that when it’s really cold outside people bundle up so much you can’t tell what gender they are?

And “femine”, well: Fe is iron, so I guess feminism is about mining iron ore. Which is news to me.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

I’m frankly puzzled that the notion of a Dutch date is so outside of this gentleman’s experience that he brings it up as a hypothetical absurdity rather than as a real thing that real people really do. Yes, Mr Anatomy, when feminists date one another we do indeed go halves. How is that weird?

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Dan Kasteray,

That one is actually pretty easy. You see, paying for a date is anti-male oppression. If a woman says she is independent, she must pay her own way on a date or she is a hypocrite. Keep in mind that to the typical manurespherian, any woman who does something he doesn’t like is a feminist. This gotcha doesn’t work on most actual feminist women who are usually actually fine with paying for themselves on a date or taking turns paying. MGTOWs just think any “modern western” woman is feminist.

It really cracks me up that MGTOWs and MRAs devote so much time to obsessing over who pays for dates. It’s really not a big deal for most people.

Bina
4 years ago

@EJ:

I’m frankly puzzled that the notion of a Dutch date is so outside of this gentleman’s experience that he brings it up as a hypothetical absurdity rather than as a real thing that real people really do. Yes, Mr Anatomy, when feminists date one another we do indeed go halves. How is that weird?

Right? It’s normal. In fact, it may even be THE norm these days.

And some of us even ask for separate bills, because we don’t want to get stuck with some schmuck who expects us to go halfsies for his surf ‘n’ turf when all we ate was the soup-and-salad special.

Shocking, I know!

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

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Edit: @LindsayIrene
Yeah, I just made it. Meme generators are great. 🙂

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

http://abundantpermaculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Chicken-Power_.png

Chicken jobs. I want to be a tiller.

@ kupo

omg did you just make that

Bina
4 years ago

Let the memes begin!

(Boy, when MosquitoBoy sobers up, he’s going to wonder what he did to become such a comedy goldmine.)

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

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Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

“whiny white men”

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a2643a04c992c073b39177507d16c96f/tumblr_nv6hrdMQ9M1uyzb67o3_1280.png

Delicious, delicious irony of whiny white guys whining about being called whiny white guys.

I love the internet…sometimes.

mechazawa
mechazawa
4 years ago

when I read the title for this, I felt sort of indignant that you would make fun of somebody’s anatomy like that. but, nope, he picked that name himself. i can’t figure this guy out beyond that he’s apparently intoxicated.

Podkayne Lives (Effortless Chicken)
Podkayne Lives (Effortless Chicken)
4 years ago

It really cracks me up that MGTOWs and MRAs devote so much time to obsessing over who pays for dates. It’s really not a big deal for most people.

I’ve seen complaints both ways–if she expects you to pay, ask if she’s a feminist, and if she says yes, MAKE HER PAY HALF. But if she just offers to pay, or pay half, SHE’S A FEMINIST.

Of course, I theorize that if you say you’re not a feminist and allow him to pay on those grounds, you’re just showing how society oppresses men by making them pay for dates.

There may actually be no way out of this, short of dine-and-dash. That might be a bonding activity for the dating couple, but I can’t recommend it, ethically.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/LAwJT84.gif

Kentucky Fried Effort Chicken.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
4 years ago

I can be an effort chicken!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/c/cd/Fluttershy_and_the_chicken_S01E17.png

Okay, Scildfreja, if you want to communicate with the MGTOW, you have to think like the MGTOW. Let’s practice.

Feminism is a religion! And women are less evolved than men!

No, that’s not enough. I have to try harder… nnngh….

Women is lazy and makes man do all work! Lol, stupid women, think you are as smart as men, Did you make the pyramids? No! That was men! Men built civilization, women just sit in the shade and drink wine coolers!

not … quite … there … ye-

Feminests caused all world wars! All disees comes from filthy woman she dosent bath! Global warming is femanest plot to ruin civalization!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loas4v4HnX1qidxg0.png

OK GO

I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.

EXCUSE ME MR I have to mention that otherwize you start making comment by suspect a comment what could also happen to me! Remember! Maybe it is Migtow what is a movement, but also what is a movement is FEMANEST. Also, maybe it is Migtow what is not a movement but way of life, but also, FEMANEST.

You say it is FEMANEST what is like religion but no! It is Migtow what is relgionest. Why I know this? Because you believe it! Also religions believe it! BEZZZT. Name of the femanest is FEMANE but also you see in there it is also MAN. Also how you say it is also has MINE in the word, so it is for all humans that have things!

Do not laugh and say it is a lie, you know it is TRUTH!!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/e/e7/Fluttershy_faints_S01E07.png

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

*waves smelling salts under Scildfreja’s nose*

Effort Chicken The Dread Vampy
Effort Chicken The Dread Vampy
4 years ago

I am so confused trying to translate this into some form of human language

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

Okay, Scildfreja, if you want to communicate with the MGTOW, you have to think like the MGTOW.

http://i.imgur.com/gXph1TC.gif

Bina
4 years ago

“To train ze dolphin, you must THINK like ze dolphin!”

AthVeg34F
AthVeg34F
4 years ago

This guy was clearly not English-speaking. I wonder if this MGTOWer might be Brazilian? In Brazilian Portuguese their word for “chicken” also means “slut”*. Slang words rarely translate smoothly.

*MGTOWers are fond of calling women sluts.

Hambeast (fan of diversity)
Hambeast (fan of diversity)
4 years ago

smallestpenisever said

You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

As I said in the other thread, I was taught to change a tire by my dad before I was allowed to make use of my shiny new driver’s license. What I didn’t say was that I made use of that instruction twice; once on my own and the other time I got help with a stubborn lug nut from a trucker in the parking lot at one of the casinos at State Line. I was very grateful that time as I was sick and had already scraped the fuck out of my knuckles. BTW, it took the trucker AND his girlfriend to loosen it!

I’ve also moved myself (*by* myself; going to new bases and didn’t know anyone yet) twice. Guess I was kind of a WIGHOW ;p

smallestpenisever also said

You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.

As I said in the other thread, I was taught to change a tire by my dad before I was allowed to make use of my shiny new driver’s license. What I didn’t say there was that I made use of that instruction twice; once on my own and the other time I got help with a stubborn lug nut from a trucker in the parking lot at one of the casinos at State Line. I was very grateful that time as I was sick and had already scraped the fuck out of my knuckles.

I’ve also moved myself (*by* myself; going to new bases and didn’t know anyone yet) twice. Guess I was kind of a WIGHOW ;p

And, apropos of nothing

I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.

I’m sad *for* you because you seem to be working under the rather mistaken premise that anyone craves an update on the state of your boner here.

last Mr. tmiabouthispenis quote

Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.

Pooping is a movement AND a way of life! (I guess I’m 12 today)

Hambeast (fan of diversity)
Hambeast (fan of diversity)
4 years ago

I seem to be repeating myself. Selectively, yet.

Scildfreya, you’re killing it today! I seriously startled poor Catbeast with my loling.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

Things I am more than willing to do: pay for half or all of the cost of a date.

Things I am not willing to do: date men who ask questions like “do you consider yourself an independent woman?”

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
4 years ago

more and more men are going mgtow

More and more men are going men going their own way?

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

This guy was clearly not English-speaking. I wonder if this MGTOWer might be Brazilian?

Someplace where they say “rubbish” instead of “garbage”, at least.

In Brazilian Portuguese their word for “chicken” also means “slut”

Uh, okay. Like “chickenhead” or whatever. That’s gross.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

I like to make fun of the nyms of jerks like these. Too late

Remember when Miggy(?) socked around as ‘MyDickIsBiggerThanYours’ and other variations on said theme? For dudes who’re meant to be going their own way, they seem pretty adamant that the women (femblog = feeemale) they’re going their own way from be cognizant of their phallic dimensions. C’mon, fellas. Masturbate, get it outta your system, and then build trains or go hiking or some such. It ain’t a good look

Emma
Emma
4 years ago

What is with MGTOW’s and Ladies’ Night? Women face systemic discrimination at work and school, but ladies’ night is a cause for crying? The point of ladies’ night IS TO BRING MORE WOMEN TO THE BAR FOR MEN, for CRYING OUT LOUD. Yes, even the purpose that small discount is for the privilege of men.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
4 years ago

Is…is this the Timecube of the Manosphere?

Have I become educated stupid?

dlouwe
dlouwe
4 years ago

Things I am not willing to do: date men who ask questions like “do you consider yourself an independent woman?”

I also don’t imagine that, after getting the inevitable “yes”, yelling “Checkmate!”, tossing half the bill worth of cash on the table (and only a 5% tip? the nerve!), and jumping out the nearest window while doffing one’s fedora is the best way to get a second date.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Teehee! <3

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Dammit, I don’t visit for a few days and this happens!

What article was this originally on?

Also, whether or not he is ESL, what is his main problem with finding and using the spacebar? It’s the largest key on the keyboard, FFS.

I am on another website that has a commenter that regularly does this. It has been pointed out to him. And he still does it, so at this point I have to think it’s an affectation.

(Pet peeve-o-mine.)

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
4 years ago

Chickens?

We’ve gotten from cucks to clucks?

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