The Men Going Their Own Way subreddit has become a fertile breeding ground for some of the Internet’s most delightfully unhinged misogynistic rants.
But lately it’s been outdoing itself. And so today I would like to present to you a 2-for-1 MGTOW special, not one but two unhinged misogynistic rants, each with its own post devoted to it, both from the very same MGTOW subreddit thread.
First, we have a dire warning from a MGTOW scientist, who presents his highly scientific theory that women — sorry, females — will soon drive our species extinct, because they don’t understand how cars work. Or something.
Honestly, it’s a little confusing. Let’s try to work our way through it.
“Females will lead to Extinction and I am not talking about climate change,” a newly minted Redditor called Colmaxhoffmann declares.
I am scientist that has studied the future of species and human sustainability for years.
HIM IS SCIENTIST.
My conclusion is that we will go extinct if we continue to allow females to take control of our world.
The reason is quite simple: since the dawn of time males have needed to please females to breed. This has become unsustainable as their demands have become increasing technology based.
FEMALE NEED IPHONE IF MAN WANT BREED.
THEREFORE NEED OIL.
Technologies that burn oil a non-renewable resource: oil. Oil has become the dominant means of providing the energy for all other forms of energy and technology.
FEMALE NEED LOTS OIL.
Oil though is non renewable. It also has an energy cost to extract. The deeper the oil the more energy used. In 1900 it took 1 barrel of oil costing $1 to extract 100 barrels. … Now having exhausted the oil fields we get a ratio of 7:1. It is predicted by 2046 this will be 1:1 making it from then on unprofitable to extract. By then there will also be a massive fall in quality of the oil. This means that oil will cease to be viable.
NO OIL MAKE FEMALE SAD.
People believe by then we will have found substitutes for oil. Unfortunately so far not one has proved to be portable, safe, cheap to access/produce … Static energy requires can be met by renewable energy and nuclear power for a time but eventually these will be unable to replicated or repaired as oil is the very basis of making such technology viable … .
ALL THIS TALK OF OIL MAKE FEMALE HUNGRY
Food sources will be quickly impacted as food is transported by plane, ship and articulated lorries all of which rely on cheap fuel to be profitable.
IF NO FOOD CAN FEMALE HAVE LIPSTICK?
The demands of post-war (ww2) females will cease to be practical. They will no longer be able to titillate their desires with decorative jewelry or lipsticks since the markets will be running on an emergency basis.
LIPSTICK IS EMERGENCY!
As hyperinflation takes hold money will devalue. Women will be forced to resort to their baser occupations since it will be better to become a whore than starve to death.
IF NO LIPSTICK HOW FEMALE CAN BE PRETTY WHORE LIKE IN PRETTY WOMAN?
Cars will be a thing of the past … Society and civilization will simply disintegrate.
Women will find that males are required for protection and hunting.
CAN FEMALE EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY? FEMALE SECRETLY WANT EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY.
(In some case1s scavenging on dead bodies will be required).
AWW YISSSS
All of this must happen because humans live under a female misapprehension due to a lack of scientists amongst them that men will solve these problems. They thus vote in people who have not a single clue that oil which raise a global population from a few billion to 7 billion and perhaps by 2050 25 billion is unsustainable.
FEMALE BEG DIFFER. POLL SHOW FEMALE MORE BETTER LIKE ENERGY CONSERVATION THAN MALE.
Most women don’t know how a car works. They don’t know that 80% of the fuel it burns is lost in heat and friction. This ignorance has contaminated the male world because males are now subservient to females. Consider Donald J Trump.
FEMALE NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE TRUMP COME FROM ALL OF SUDDEN.
He lives to enjoy women and the sex they provide. All else is just a means to gain more females. His entire life has been enslaved by the desire to breed. This desire whilst being natural has diverted men from seeing the future threat that the loss of oil creates.
FEMALE PRETTY SURE OTHER FEMALE NOT FORCE TRUMP SPEND MONEY ON FANCY CRAP.
FEMALE NOT IMPRESSED MGTOW SCIENTIST ARGUMENT. ALSO NOT REALLY BELIEVE MGTOW IS SCIENTIST.
Stay tuned for the second half of today’s MGTOW Two-fer, tentatively titled “Females are breeding with f***y weak men at the behest of corrupt elites.”
EDIT: PART TWO IS HERE!!!!!1!
@The Adjunct
I am so sorry that you had to go through that, and that it had those consequences on your dreams and your life…
Thanks a lot for sharing that with us. You get all the hugs and all the support I can give, even though it’s not worth much.
Unrelated but excellent:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/catcalling.png
“I am scientist that has studied the future of species and human sustainability for years”
..said no actual working scientist ever. Even excusing the grammar as possible ESL or a typo, it sounds (and totally is) fake .
Every actual works-in-the-field-of-science person I’ve ever met introduces themselves by their general discipline (“I’m a chemist..”), their specific field (“I’m a pharmaceutical chemist…”), or their specific job (“I work for drug research at Pfizer…”). Nor have I heard them refer to it as “studied” either – worked, researched, etc., maybe. And I’m pretty sure if “the future of species” and/or “human sustainability” was a field of study (and work), it would have an actual name, a specific descriptor or classification, like, you know, science is wont to do.
This sounds like some clown who has an irrelevant, unrelated, or ‘technically science’ (hello, poly sci!) B.S. and reads InfoWars/History Channel mash-up websites, and is therefore a ‘scientist’ who ‘studies’ a ‘amateur’s description of that thing’.
ETA: Ninja’ed by @Flora
Sorry for spamming the thread. I just wanted to add one thing.
You’re not broken, @The Adjunct. As much as you might feel it at any moment. You’re not broken, they didn’t break you. Be angry, but don’t let that anger turn on yourself, ’cause not once was it your failing.
I know you can find a path forward. Be patient with yourself.
Lots of love <3
KEWL STORY BRO.
Kind of putting the cart before the horse there, ain’tcha, sparky? I mean, real scientists actually put their conclusions at the END of the lab report.
Ah, I love the smell of assfax in the morning…
…always especially fun when mingled with “Men invented ALL technology EVER EVER EVER, you useless worthless breedy feeeeeemales! Mine mine mine all mine! No touchy da teknologeeeeeee!”
Item: The Earth is rather grossly overpopulated at 7 billion and a bit, so clearly this “unsustainable” effort required just in order to “breed” is paying off a little TOO handsomely.
Maybe not handsomely enough for Mr. Wizard here, though, since he’s still a lonesome loser and still whiny as fuck about it.
Uh, this woman is pretty indifferent to trinkets and baubles. She does love lipstick, though, especially if it’s made with food-grade (i.e., sustainable and NOT PETROLEUM) ingredients. She also grows her own organic veggies, sustainably, in the front yard with very little petro-expenditure. Remind me again of what I’m supposed to need YOU for?
O RLY? You seem to forget that we can protect ourselves; sticks, stones, fists and feet don’t cost a thing. And if I have to learn how, I’ll learn to hunt for myself, too. Still don’t need YOU!
Ah yes, the civilized MigToe. Notice how eager he is to revert to cannibalism!
Shhhh! Don’t anyone tell him that we HAVE scientists among us, and they have determined that these problems, which are MAN-made, cannot be solved by simply batting our eyelashes at men and saying pretty-please with sugar on it!
You mean idiots like Donald J. Drumpf, who thinks that there is no global warming, and that coal is clean, and that all the jobs can somehow be brought back from Mexico and China? Where his own suits are made? Ho ho ho!
Also, yay, more assfax on population growth! Where would MigToes be without it?
Huh? Actually, I DO know that about cars, which is why I don’t have one. And where did Drumpf come in from? “Subservient to females”? He grabs their crotches. I fail to see how that’s a sign of subservience. If anyone’s subserving anyone, it’s women being subjected to his grubby, shrimp-fingered pawings.
But that ain’t none of MY ladybusiness…
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/029/398/Iareseriouscat.jpg
@Scildfreya, @sinkable John
Thanks for the sympathy, it does mean a lot.
I don’t want to derail the whole thread, but im just. So. Fucking. Done. With these whiny fucking men blaming women for everything. It must be nice to have a convenient scapegoat for every perceived slight, for every failure, for every conceivable thing these men can think of /s.
Wow. That is an excruciatingly convoluted and detailed excuse for why women won’t touch his junk.
@JoeB
Thanks for a good laugh.
@The Adjunct
Jedi hugs if you want them. Fuck all those people.
@The Adjunct
You ain’t derailing nothing. You’re touching to the very core of the problem here, and you’re doing it while it’s obviously painful for you. Doing so you’re working to build a world where, someday, that shit won’t happen to women anymore. So, again, thank you for sharing with us.
And I hope you can achieve your dream someday.
I’d like to know where the projection that the population will be 50 billion by 2050 came from. It sounds like an old projection from the 1970s when they failed to take birth control and legal abortion into account.
@weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
Well, he probably read something on the Internet by someone who read something somewhere else written by someone who read the back jacket of The Population Bomb, so…science?
@The Adjunct
I’m seeing no derailing. Rather, I’m seeing someone – a human being, with hopes and dreams – who’s been hurt very badly but keeps on going anyway.
Hug, if you want it. Respect whether you want it or not.
@The Adjunct
All the hugs.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c236a6e7cb769911918797395cf38659/tumblr_inline_n7ztcojNhd1r56f4s.jpg
@Adjunct:
Thank you for sharing with us. That was straight-out unacceptable and should not happen to anyone. Please don’t ever feel bad about talking about it – if the thread derails then it’s because we find what you have to say more interesting, and want to hear more.
I really admire your love of your subject. No matter what happened on your PhD (which only a cad would blame you for) you sound as though you have more actual scientist-fu in your little finger than that MGTOW has in his entire body. If you ever feel that you just want to unwind by talking aimlessly about insects, I would love to listen.
@Flora:
That is a magnificent rant, and I am happy to confirm that that is indeed how star twinkling works.
@The Adjunct Seconding everyone else. <3
Second everything EJ said, save for that :
Pleaaaase let’s leave the creepy-crawlies where they are. Please.
Wait, actually… they creep me out a lot less than MGTOWs with apocalypse-harem fantasies. Please do talk aimlessly about insects.
More hugs for @The Adjunct.
And whaddaya mean OP isn’t a scientist?? He can too study the future! He has a white coat and the bubbling flasks of green stuff with white foam on top! But most importantly of all — he wrote it down!
https://youtu.be/BSUMBBFjxrY
QED.
EDIT: Okay, how the heck does one embed one’s YouTube videos now?
@The Adjunct
What you went through is horrific. Nobody should be put through that kind of abuse while trying to get their PhD. You are not to blame for what those entitled, misogynistic assholes did to you.
Oh hey, just in case anyone feels like they need more anger in their breakfast cereal, here goes : Texas Republican Wants to Out LGBT Kids in School.
You’re welcome.
If anyone asks, I’ll be by the river puking my heart out.
Women don’t understand cars?? I’m pretty sure that when I got my driver’s license at the age of 17, my dad took me out to the driveway and taught me basic auto maintenance and made me jack the car up and pull off a tire and put it back on again. I’ll admit that the part where the engine power gets converted into wheel power in the transmission was a mystery for a good long while, but I’ve since cottoned on to how that works, too.
I was kind of a gear-head in high school; got invited to join the car club in my senior year (1978!) but it didn’t seem worth it for half a semester when all they were doing was rebuilding carburetors. Our school didn’t have an auto shop class 🙁
feartheminotaur said
Is this a thing?? o.O
Just for giggles, and it’s slow the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, I read the whole thing and the first few sets of comments.
‘Scientist’ OP’s response to a “if women rule world might as well go extinct”?
“Even if we butcher 10 billion (in 2035) and 5 billion are left and stabilise population growth (0% growth rate) most species go extinct within 1 million years just due to asteroids or volcanoes”
(Insert witty “what?” or “seriously?” gif)
That is taken at face value with nary a comment. For a bunch of smarter than feemaales sciency STEM dudes , they sure do take everything that’s said at face value, without any questioning, curiosity, or even a crumb of critical thought. You know, the hallmarks of science.
Don’t many of these alt-right/manosphere types believe it’s ”masculine” to eat a lot of meat? They could start there…
@ Hambeast (fan of diversity)
Maybe? This rant is like someone mixed those idiot History Channel aliens/extinction shows (cue serious voice over “In the near future…”, now a talking head with dubious qualifications spouting some barely non-zero chance scenario…) and mixed it with the ‘someone is always pulling the strings’ plus political partisanship part of InfoWars.
Or just the Internet in general, circa 1999
First world population stabilizes at highest it’s ever been coinciding with effective birth control:
“OH NO WE’RE GOING EXTINCT AND ITS WOMEN’S FAULT”
There’s something about it that screams at me that they’re projecting their own sexual hangups onto all of society.
Good job, David. I just nearly pissed my pants laughing.