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“Females will lead to Extinction” because they don’t know how cars work, MGTOW scientist declares

Damn you, Thelma and Louise!
Damn you, Thelma and Louise!

The Men Going Their Own Way subreddit has become a fertile breeding ground for some of the Internet’s most delightfully unhinged misogynistic rants.

But lately it’s been outdoing itself. And so today I would like to present to you a 2-for-1 MGTOW special, not one but two unhinged misogynistic rants, each with its own post devoted to it, both from the very same MGTOW subreddit thread.

First, we have a dire warning from a MGTOW scientist, who presents his highly scientific theory that women — sorry, females — will soon drive our species extinct, because they don’t understand how cars work. Or something.

Honestly, it’s a little confusing. Let’s try to work our way through it.

“Females will lead to Extinction and I am not talking about climate change,” a newly minted Redditor called Colmaxhoffmann declares.

I am scientist that has studied the future of species and human sustainability for years.

HIM IS SCIENTIST.

My conclusion is that we will go extinct if we continue to allow females to take control of our world.

The reason is quite simple: since the dawn of time males have needed to please females to breed. This has become unsustainable as their demands have become increasing technology based.

FEMALE NEED IPHONE IF MAN WANT BREED.

THEREFORE NEED OIL.

Technologies that burn oil a non-renewable resource: oil. Oil has become the dominant means of providing the energy for all other forms of energy and technology. 

FEMALE NEED LOTS OIL.

Oil though is non renewable. It also has an energy cost to extract. The deeper the oil the more energy used. In 1900 it took 1 barrel of oil costing $1 to extract 100 barrels. … Now having exhausted the oil fields we get a ratio of 7:1. It is predicted by 2046 this will be 1:1 making it from then on unprofitable to extract. By then there will also be a massive fall in quality of the oil. This means that oil will cease to be viable.

NO OIL MAKE FEMALE SAD.

People believe by then we will have found substitutes for oil. Unfortunately so far not one has proved to be portable, safe, cheap to access/produce … Static energy requires can be met by renewable energy and nuclear power for a time but eventually these will be unable to replicated or repaired as oil is the very basis of making such technology viable … . 

ALL THIS TALK OF OIL MAKE FEMALE HUNGRY

Food sources will be quickly impacted as food is transported by plane, ship and articulated lorries all of which rely on cheap fuel to be profitable. 

IF NO FOOD CAN FEMALE HAVE LIPSTICK?

The demands of post-war (ww2) females will cease to be practical. They will no longer be able to titillate their desires with decorative jewelry or lipsticks since the markets will be running on an emergency basis.

LIPSTICK IS EMERGENCY!

As hyperinflation takes hold money will devalue. Women will be forced to resort to their baser occupations since it will be better to become a whore than starve to death.

IF NO LIPSTICK HOW FEMALE CAN BE PRETTY WHORE LIKE IN PRETTY WOMAN?

Cars will be a thing of the past … Society and civilization will simply disintegrate.

Women will find that males are required for protection and hunting.

CAN FEMALE EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY? FEMALE SECRETLY WANT EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY.

(In some case1s scavenging on dead bodies will be required).

AWW YISSSS

All of this must happen because humans live under a female misapprehension due to a lack of scientists amongst them that men will solve these problems. They thus vote in people who have not a single clue that oil which raise a global population from a few billion to 7 billion and perhaps by 2050 25 billion is unsustainable.

FEMALE BEG DIFFER. POLL SHOW FEMALE MORE BETTER LIKE ENERGY CONSERVATION THAN MALE.

Most women don’t know how a car works. They don’t know that 80% of the fuel it burns is lost in heat and friction. This ignorance has contaminated the male world because males are now subservient to females. Consider Donald J Trump.

FEMALE NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE TRUMP COME FROM ALL OF SUDDEN.

He lives to enjoy women and the sex they provide. All else is just a means to gain more females. His entire life has been enslaved by the desire to breed. This desire whilst being natural has diverted men from seeing the future threat that the loss of oil creates.

FEMALE PRETTY SURE OTHER FEMALE NOT FORCE TRUMP SPEND MONEY ON FANCY CRAP.

FEMALE NOT IMPRESSED MGTOW SCIENTIST ARGUMENT. ALSO NOT REALLY BELIEVE MGTOW IS SCIENTIST.

Stay tuned for the second half of today’s MGTOW Two-fer, tentatively titled “Females are breeding with f***y weak men at the behest of corrupt elites.”

EDIT: PART TWO IS HERE!!!!!1!

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Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
3 years ago

@snowberry,

In order to “delay peak oil forever” under the original definition we’d have to keep extracting more and more oil until we’re getting infinite amounts of oil per second.

Somewhere in a boardroom or executive penthouse suite, a gross old rich guy just had an orgasm and has no idea why.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

we’d have to keep extracting more and more oil until we’re getting infinite amounts of oil per second.

Sorry, I got nothing interesting to say, but you gave me an idea that made me chuckle, so I did a quick google search and it turns out that oil-themed clicker games are a thing that exists. Not infinite amounts per second, but probably the closest thing there is.

numerobis
numerobis
3 years ago

Pie: hydrocarbons aren’t an energy source; they’re storage for solar power. Fossil fuels is solar power that’s been stored away for 300 million years. We can convert solar power to new hydrocarbons today (by planting plants and growing algae, or by using renewable energy to power CO2 scrubbers) but it’s very energy-intensive or takes a lot of land. I suspect for most applications we’ll find it easier just not to use hydrocarbons.

numerobis
numerobis
3 years ago

(Why 300 millions years? Because that’s when white rot fungus arose: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/mushroom-evolution-breaks-down-lignin-slows-coal-formation/)

Meerkat
Meerkat
3 years ago

“Him is scientist” made me crack up in public 🙂

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

I’m not sure this person is the scientist they claim to be…

Moocow
3 years ago

@numerobis

(Why 300 millions years? Because that’s when white rot fungus arose: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/mushroom-evolution-breaks-down-lignin-slows-coal-formation/)

That is fascinating.

@Scildfreja

Somewhere in a boardroom or executive penthouse suite, a gross old rich guy just had an *oilgasm* and has no idea why.

Fixed it 4 u. I could not help myself 😀

Teresa
Teresa
3 years ago

I can always spot a men’s rights activist as they refer to women as ‘females’. That’s even worse than referring to them as ‘girls’ or ‘ladies’.

Steve Clark
Steve Clark
3 years ago

He says “articulated lorries” which makes him British and beyond middle age as well as stupid! Don’t worry he and his sort will soon die out!

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

Women will be forced to resort to their baser occupations since it will be better to become a whore than starve to death.

I love how he ASSumes that there are no skilled women.

Mattie
Mattie
3 years ago

So…his thesis is that climate change is women’s fault now?

Is there anything that can’t be blamed on women for these people?

Lithp
Lithp
2 years ago

“CAN FEMALE EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY? FEMALE SECRETLY WANT EAT DEAD PEOPLE BODY.

(In some case1s scavenging on dead bodies will be required).

AWW YISSSS”

I would legitimately watch a post-apocalyptic movie starring your Lady Who Speaks in Third Person All Caps character.