“Females are breeding with f***y weak men at the behest of corrupt elites,” MGTOW says

And welcome to Part 2 of today’s MGTOW 2-fer! In Part 1, we examined the somewhat controversial theories of a Scientist Man Going His Own Way who believes the human race will soon go extinct, after a brief period of postapocalyptic cannibalism, because women don’t understand how cars work.

Now we will examine the teachings of a wise gentleman by the name of lolz_69, which he helpfully posted to the very same MGTOW subreddit thread.

First, a warning: You may find it a little difficult to see how the various threads of Mr. lolz_69’s rather elaborate argument relate to one another. That is probably because you are a women. If you’re not a woman, then it’s probably because you’re a mangina. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the quality or lack thereof of Mr. lolz_69’s arguments.

Mr. lolz_69 starts out with a strong assertion:

Females are breeding with f*ggy weak men at the behest of corrupt elites through indoctrination (that anyone with a brain can see through) so that everyone is controlled easily.

I would draw you a picture of this but honestly I’m not that good of an artist.

Females bought into the propaganda and broke up families because they had shiny stuff (goodies from divorce, etc.) dangled in front of their eyes.

And what female can resist the divorce goodies, I mean come on, they’re SHINY.

99% of women do not want to admit their inherent weaknesses and will bring down civilization literally because their egos can’t handle the truth that they need to be controlled by someone.

They actually had the choice of that someone being a loving husband who devoted his life to her, or big daddy government who just wants slaves. Guess who they choice?

Er, big daddy?

I mean, come on, who can blame them, that guy has A GIANT MURDER-SCREW FOR AN ARM!

Also, I don’t think the Big Daddy is actually the boss in that relationship but whatev.

NO FEMINISM IS ACCEPTABLE AT ANY TIME. Women have always had equal rights. They just didn’t want to put in the same amount of work as a man did. So they do the typical Marxist move- change the definition of a common word.

Damn those typical Marxists and their newfangled definitions of common words!!1! Which they come up with so that women don’t have to work as hard as men!!11! Which is the fundamental principle of Marxism, in case you forgot!!1!

“A specter is haunting Europe,” the Commie Manifesto declared, “the specter of lazy-ass females sitting on their fat asses eating bon bons while their dudes do all the work, and that is exactly what we the Communists want!”

Someone stumbling upon my post blue-pilled would never believe how I could say something like that. The mainstream meaning of feminism is “equal rights for women.” Only a monster wouldn’t support that, right? Wrong.

So, two monsters then?

What “feminism” claims to want was something THEY ALREADY HAD. Feminism means “gimme free shit and power without any consequences.” THAT’S why feminism is evil.

Huh. That’s an interesting REDEFINITION OF A COMMON WORD now isn’t it?

In my opinion, anyone who creates division amongst people who were already in harmony is a terrorist. This is what women now are.

Men and women had no issues with one another before feminism!

They fucked up the relationship between men and women because the government wanted more slaves. Taking care of kids at home with a loving providing spouse is literally the best situation ever.

Weird how few MGTOWs seem to be champing at the bit to take up life as stay-at-home dads.

Women threw that all away to sleep with Chads and become corporate whores.

Wait, I thought women were all supposed to be “breeding with f*ggy weak men at the behest of corrupt elites.” How is Chad (and his other brother Chad) getting himself into the mix?

Every potential woman you choose to associate with owes you an apology for how their actions have ruined gender relations. Never forget that.

The line to apologize to lolz_69 starts over there. Way over there.

I’m willing to work with them again if they learn to shut up and apologize, but there is a greater chance of hell freezing over than that happening.

Lolz_69 has accidentally stumbled onto something true. Which he promptly forgets.

That’s why we are MGTOW and not going to interact with them. We are adults willing to associate with anyone who has a sense of decency and realizes our actions affect others, and that means the current batch of argumentative whores need not apply.

Dude, I don’t think you need to worry that anyone will be applying for that particular position.

Basically, women must not be negotiated with, because everyone knows you never negotiate with terrorists.

Also, never get into an arm-wrestling contest with an octopus.

(Because they have eight arms! Ba-dum-tssh! I’m here all week. Try the calamari!)

Historically, society crumbles as soon as men forget the fact that women have the logical ability of a child and that All Women Are Like That™. The difference this time is that men are so weak that they will give destructive technology to a creature who makes decisions based on her vagina.

I think lolz_69 may be confusing vaginas with Magic 8-Balls.

Won’t end well. Let this be noted for any potential future civilizations.

I’m pretty sure that the writings of Mr. lolz_69 will not be of any interest whatsoever to future civilizations. They’re barely of interest to me.