A specter is haunting Davis Aurini, the specter of thousands of Americans exercising their First Amendment rights by taking to the streets to protest the incoming Trump administration.
The dandyish Holocaust denier and failed filmmaker reports breathlesslyย in a post today (archived here) that “violent thugs” allegedly in the employ of “billionaires like George Soros” are planning a big evil riot party during Trump’s inauguration.
A march on Washington! Who would dare plan anything as un-American as that?
A Leftists, that’s who. Let’s let Aurini explain, in this glorious outburst of overwritten but underproofread prose:
The Leftists is a clever animal โ it is very socially savvy and manipulative โ but it isnโt smart, at least not in the strategic sense. They turned up the heat too high, and Pepe jumped out of the pot.
Not only that, but they TRIED TO TERK OUR GIRMES!
Video games could have been the perfect palliative for the men of this dying civilization, but instead of encouraging a masculine retreat from the world, they tried to take that too, leading to GamerGate, and now โ when two-thirds of the country are worried about that brash and brusque Reality-TV star that just got voted in (even many of those who voted for him are worried), they arenโt using soft, concessionary language which could encourage a return to some sort of moderate stance (moderate stances always serve the Left, remember; theyโre like the teeth on a ratchet, a temporary holding pattern) โ instead theyโre doing all they can to prove us right.
That’s all one sentence. Diagram it at your peril!
Aurini elaborates on his theory that protests against The Trump will merely make The Trump stronger.
Rioting over a democratically elected president will … galvanize those who value civilization, and destigmatize those who criticize feminism.
CHECKMATE, FEMINISM!
Now all the questions that the evil feminists don’t want anyone to askย are suddenly “back on the table.”
According to Aurini, these questions include:
- Should a woman be able to murder a baby 8 months after conception?
- Does the โgender pay gapโ actually exist?
- Should women be forced to register for the draft?
- Should women have unilateral rights in divorce court?
- Are men and women equal, or are they complimentary?
Yes, that’s right: People will be asking whether or not men and women LIKE TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER.
AND FEMINISM WILL CRUMBLE BECAUSE wait a minute here, what on earth do compliments have to do with feminism?
Ohhhhhhhh, I think the word Mr. Aurini is looking for is “complementary,” with an e, not an i, in the middle there.ย Complementary, with an e, means “combining in such a way as to enhance or emphasize the qualities of each other.”
Complimentary, the word Aurini used, means “expressing a compliment; praising or approving” or, alternately, “given or supplied free of charge.” As in, “here’s your complimentary grammar lesson for today, Mr. Aurini.”
These Alt-Right philosopher kings don’t really shine as brightly as they think they do, huh?
Thanks for the critique; you improved the quality of my article, thus making it more convincing, because of your Gamma need to prove that you’re smarter than me. ๐
@Skiriki:
If this June post by Flavia Dzodan is anything to go by, the Netherlands have a similar attitude towards their handicapped, though couched in much softer language, and no Trump to blame (at least when this was written, anyway).
https://medium.com/@flaviadzodan/euthanasia-as-a-dutch-neoliberal-success-story-23c0a1e13940#.p9fys0cli
That…is not an idea I want to see take official root here in the US. Or any other place in the world, to be honest.
Davis, you’ve just been hit by the GAMMA WHAMMA!!!!
Oh hi, Davis!
How are your skulls? I hope they’re well.
I don’t know what a Gamma is because I thought men categorized into alphas, betas and omegas, but I don’t think David needs to prove he’s smarter than you. It’s pretty evident to anyone with two brain cells to rub together!
Oh hi, Davis. I didn’t expect you to show up here. We must know: do you have a whole bunch of toy skulls, or just one that you move around?
Do stick around, and endow us (((feminazis))) and (((beta cucks))) with your alpha white-nationalist-on-paper wisdom.
With regard to women being drafted, I imagine most manospherians are like Paul Elam. They’re for it when it appears to benefit them, against it when it doesn’t. And based on their writings, I’m sure they flip-flop within a paragraph. Maybe even within a sentence.
Yeah, that’s how powerful they imagine themselves to be. The truth — and consistency — are for losers.
How Menโs Rights Leader Paul Elam Turned Being A Deadbeat Dad Into A Moneymaking Movement
Elam wrote in his biography on the site that he did a quick stint in the Army before he met 18-year-old Susan in San Antonio, Texas. As Susan recalled it, Elam first approached her at a local bar, where they played pinball. Susanโs parents didnโt approve โ they thought she was too young to date โ but the two were married in March 1978 regardless. Susan was 19 and Elam was 21.
They had no money and no place to live, so Susan joined the Army and started basic training. Eventually, she was assigned a placement and the two moved to Tacoma, Washington. In the meantime, Elam was drinking heavily and using drugs, and sold Susanโs belongings to go on a trip to Florida, Susan said. According to records, he was arrested in Fort Lauderdale just three months after their wedding for sleeping on the street. (When asked about the incident, Elam told BuzzFeed News that he had โno idea what youโre talking about.โ)
Elam expected Susan to โrun around the house barefoot taking care of everything,โ she said, but also didnโt appear to be very interested in making money or supporting her in other ways.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/adamserwer/how-mens-rights-leader-paul-elam-turned-being-a-deadbeat-dad?utm_term=.omjzGad89#.cij84ay1W
Oh, wait. I found out what a Gamma is.
http://www.emovieposter.com/images/moviestars/AA131124/half_gamma_people_linen_JC09472_L.jpg
David, I didn’t know you had an invisible ray. What does it do? I’m going to guess it causes an irresistible urge to watch kitty videos.
@Davis
When I saw that David had corrected your spelling, I made a bet with myself that you would fix your embarrassing mistake pronto. I’m certain that all you manospherians read WHTM obsessively.
But never — not in my most bizarre dreams — did I imagine that you would drop by, pretending to think you owned the place!
Your idol Mr. Trump is a big faker too. He likes to pretend that he owns everything and can do with it as he pleases.
Luckily, we Mammotheers and our allies are gonna stop him in his tracks!
The Real Aurini! *swoon*
Although, even for Mssr Aurini, poseur extraordinaire, that is a heck of an avatar. Could someone give these guys some kind of…. aesthetic 101? Or just link them to one of those buzzfeed articles on how to take selfies. As hilarious as their attempts to make themselves look cool are, it brings up bad memories of bebo filled with 12 year olds and what they thought looking cool entailed.
No offence meant to bebo and/or 12 year olds, who are universally much cooler than all flavours of mra, despite being their primary audience.
@Davis
I’ve been dying to know: how many cucks CAN a woodcuck cuck cuckity cuck? Also why do you fake your own voice? Also also, what’s the keyboard shortcut of the month?
Following up on my post about Paul Elam:
“Quick stint in the Army”?
WTF is that?
I have to assume Mister Masculinity got his ass booted out. Good thing that Susan was willing to join the Army and support Paul and the rest of the family!
I am pleased to report that that enormous run-on sentence that Scildfreja ran through a lexical parser is still intact.
If anyone’s seen the Kenny vs Spenny episode where they try to determine who’s more cool, Spenny’s idea is pretty much spot on Aurini. He puts on a bandana, some weird denim vest, picks up smoking and keeps a pack of cigarettes in his chest pocket at all times, wears sunglasses, and comes up with a weird faked voice and accent.
They had brought in a guy from Vice to judge the competition, and when he saw Spenny he said “you look like some guy from an isolated eastern European country, who’s never seen a computer before, was placed in a room with a laptop and an internet connection and told ‘you have 5 minutes to look up the concept of being cool on the internet, go!'”.
(Paraphrased, of course.)
He also followed up by asking why he had to come to the set to judge this competition, when they could’ve just sent him a .jpeg of Spenny and the competition would be over.
That’s Aurini in a nutshell. You only need to see one .jpeg of him, and you instantly realize what a fucking moron he is.
@Appletini
Quick question. Which letter of the alphabet is representative of a need to passive aggressively needle those who point out your mistakes in an effort to regain some semblance of the base form of control and self assurance that can only come from belittling others? I’m thinking Mu? Yeah, probably Mu…
I could do an X-bar analysis of that giant sentence.
But I don’t wanna.
@Axe: I’d say “nu”, as in “nu-male”, and also ฮฝ. (It’s supposed to be the Greek letter nu, but it might have been turned into a vee.)
@Axe
Yeah, Davis Aurini’s motives are completely transparent.
If he had the slightest bit of self-awareness, he’d be embarrassed.
Does anyone remember the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude? Because I’m thinking Davis is serving some Mr Ernst realness.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NLcMYtjbcGc/TywKrLJxMZI/AAAAAAAAE2I/T1UjwjF–xc/s1600/tumblr_ls632dLVz41qkzq2g.jpg
Wow Aurini, you couldn’t even put up a copycat of David’s profile.
Aurini is here?!?? Amazing! I have a burning question for you, dude. Here it is: Do you have one skull that you move from room to room, or do you have multiple identical skulls? I have wondered this for a very long time. Please do not disappoint me.
And was your own actual skull made from one of these decorational skulls?
@Petal
Aw, man! I wanted to see that… *dejected sigh*
@Laugher
Nah, fam. Nu is for girly men who have cooties… or something. Davis is just an asshole
@Kat
He hides his self awareness in his skull buddy. It’s like a horcrux. But somehow more assholish
> Jarred H
Sorry, i do not know the notion of gender complementarism (sound like an Evangelion stuff). I was basing my comment upon the definition of complementarism provided by David, because when treated as equal, you do not have to try to fill the gaps that inequalities imply, thus a better possibility to focus on improving each other. I do not see where specific gender roles appear in the equation, because equality implies no specific gender role.
But i possibly misinterpret words and i apologise if that makes my comment wrong. Are there various semantics to the term complementary ?
> Paradoxical Intention – Resident Cheeseburger Slut
Sorry here too. Writing from work, the security politics forbid me to see a lot of picture sites (such as tumblr), thus i do not see the picture you are talking about. The only picture i have seen in your comment is the one which is a drawing of a person in front of a laptop, punching the wall (and almost destroying it in the process).
My fault, i have not been precise enough in my question.
Oh my god it’s Davis ‘professor skull’ Aurini. What a treat!
Hey Davis. How stupid did you feel when you accidentally revealed to the whole that you never fucking watched Anita Sarkeesian’s videos to begin with?
Not only is Mister Trump the president-elect, but Mister Aurini refuses to respond to our insolent gibes!
Now I’m really sad. ๐ ๐ ๐
But since Mister Aurini won’t answer Moocow, I’ll take a stab at it:
really, really stupid; like the stupidest person to walk the face of the Earth; like “I’m going to chug all this iced tea, er, whiskey, in my tumbler and thus drown my sorrows” stupid