A specter is haunting Davis Aurini, the specter of thousands of Americans exercising their First Amendment rights by taking to the streets to protest the incoming Trump administration.
The dandyish Holocaust denier and failed filmmaker reports breathlessly in a post today (archived here) that “violent thugs” allegedly in the employ of “billionaires like George Soros” are planning a big evil riot party during Trump’s inauguration.
A march on Washington! Who would dare plan anything as un-American as that?
A Leftists, that’s who. Let’s let Aurini explain, in this glorious outburst of overwritten but underproofread prose:
The Leftists is a clever animal – it is very socially savvy and manipulative – but it isn’t smart, at least not in the strategic sense. They turned up the heat too high, and Pepe jumped out of the pot.
Not only that, but they TRIED TO TERK OUR GIRMES!
Video games could have been the perfect palliative for the men of this dying civilization, but instead of encouraging a masculine retreat from the world, they tried to take that too, leading to GamerGate, and now – when two-thirds of the country are worried about that brash and brusque Reality-TV star that just got voted in (even many of those who voted for him are worried), they aren’t using soft, concessionary language which could encourage a return to some sort of moderate stance (moderate stances always serve the Left, remember; they’re like the teeth on a ratchet, a temporary holding pattern) – instead they’re doing all they can to prove us right.
That’s all one sentence. Diagram it at your peril!
Aurini elaborates on his theory that protests against The Trump will merely make The Trump stronger.
Rioting over a democratically elected president will … galvanize those who value civilization, and destigmatize those who criticize feminism.
CHECKMATE, FEMINISM!
Now all the questions that the evil feminists don’t want anyone to ask are suddenly “back on the table.”
According to Aurini, these questions include:
- Should a woman be able to murder a baby 8 months after conception?
- Does the “gender pay gap” actually exist?
- Should women be forced to register for the draft?
- Should women have unilateral rights in divorce court?
- Are men and women equal, or are they complimentary?
Yes, that’s right: People will be asking whether or not men and women LIKE TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER.
AND FEMINISM WILL CRUMBLE BECAUSE wait a minute here, what on earth do compliments have to do with feminism?
Ohhhhhhhh, I think the word Mr. Aurini is looking for is “complementary,” with an e, not an i, in the middle there. Complementary, with an e, means “combining in such a way as to enhance or emphasize the qualities of each other.”
Complimentary, the word Aurini used, means “expressing a compliment; praising or approving” or, alternately, “given or supplied free of charge.” As in, “here’s your complimentary grammar lesson for today, Mr. Aurini.”
These Alt-Right philosopher kings don’t really shine as brightly as they think they do, huh?
It’s the usual “freespeach for me, ‘just shut up’ for thee” right-wing interpretation of the First Amendment.
Will Davis ever admit he actually hates whisky? He really should, his inability to drink it without four ice cubes and two hours of talking annoys me almost as much as what he says.
We are Legion.
Is Davis even a teeny bit scared that he’s an illegal working in the US? Oh right, of course not. He’s a white Canadian.
The only thing amusing in all of that is “The Leftists”, the rest is just..sad…yeah I’ll go with sad. Okay, make that sad and disturbing.
All this from the right after they threatened armed revolution is trump didn’t win.
Oh, shut up, Aurini. Your boy was elected. Quit fucking whining.
David F. has already covered the last item beautifully. Re the first one:
8 months? That’s a worryingly specific number. Why not ask about 7 or 9 months? WHAT IS IT WITH 8 MONTHS, DAVIS??????
Re number 2: assuming the scare quotes were Aurini’s, I have a tiny suspicion he is not asking this question in good faith.
Number 3: he means Selective Service, presumably. Not the draft. Given that there is, currently, no draft in the US. So no-one has to register for it. I’m Australian and I know that. Tsk.
Number 4: Yes, sure, why not? /s
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
The sheer force of the Irony of that should be enough to demolish a solar system.
@Mish
At a guess, it’s the myth that women get preferential treatment in all divorces and men get no say on anything.
h … he’s a Canadian too?
what the hell are we doing up here?
Yeah, no men have ever questioned women’s rights before. Now it’s safe to do so for the very first time! What the fuck planet is he living on?
Oh, right.
Quoth the neo-Nazi:
I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!
Meanwhile, in reality
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9af32752647cd37ce371463b2a3378ec/tumblr_mnjte3c6o61qko4x4o1_r1_500.gif
@Jesalin,
I figured that’s what he means, yep. But he’s just so careless with his words, it drives me mad. ‘unilateral rights’ – really? In a court? 😐
This one’s pretty easy, Davis! The answer is no. No one of any gender should be allowed to murder any babies. Pregnant people, however, should be able to terminate their pregnancies at any point. It’s really no one’s fault but your own that you can’t tell the difference.
@WWTH
Okay, you’re lucky I didn’t snort my soda through this nose because this soda is super gingery and would have hurt a whole lot worse and then I’d have to post angry gifs at you while I cried.
But also good one.
Is The Leftists anything like The Aristocrats? Or shouldn’t I ask…? O.o
OT: a little something I found over on The Hathor Legacy that peeps here might be interested in:
https://thehathorlegacy.com/bully-producer-announces-new-documentary-online-harassment-women/
The filmmaker who did the documentary Bully is doing one on the online harassment of women, and the real life effects it has.
Oh, @David,
You underestimate me.
@Mish
The way he, and others of his ilk, twist, torture and arbitrarily redefine the English language to mean whatever they would prefer it to mean at any given moment drives me almost to violence at times.
Funny. You’d think those who care about democracy wouldn’t engage in vote suppression and gerrymandering…
Apologies for somewhat OT (although it is Trump-related):
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/798647324687929344
I love the fact that the sentence parser ended up with half-Jewish boobies.
And yeah, I’m ready for the exceedingly sore winners to shut the fuck up already. YOU WON. We’re fucked, the environment is fucked, climate change will continue unabated, human rights are down the drain, you get it all your way. So stop fucking whining already.
Geez.
@Scildfreja:
I must know how to process this! It looks like LISP, but I gave it to two of my LISP interpreters (one I downloaded, one I wrote myself) and they tripped all over it. I could have so much fun with this!
@Scildfreja
o-o
@me
I should clarify that I tried to make it a variable, and it still tripped all over it.