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The Leftists is a Clever Animal: An addled Davis Aurini responds to anti-Trump protests

The Leftists defeating itself, apparently
The Leftists defeating itself

A specter is haunting Davis Aurini, the specter of thousands of Americans exercising their First Amendment rights by taking to the streets to protest the incoming Trump administration.

The dandyish Holocaust denier and failed filmmaker reports breathlessly in a post today (archived here) that “violent thugs” allegedly in the employ of “billionaires like George Soros” are planning a big evil riot party during Trump’s inauguration.

A march on Washington! Who would dare plan anything as un-American as that?

A Leftists, that’s who. Let’s let Aurini explain, in this glorious outburst of overwritten but underproofread prose:

The Leftists is a clever animal – it is very socially savvy and manipulative – but it isn’t smart, at least not in the strategic sense. They turned up the heat too high, and Pepe jumped out of the pot.

Not only that, but they TRIED TO TERK OUR GIRMES!

Video games could have been the perfect palliative for the men of this dying civilization, but instead of encouraging a masculine retreat from the world, they tried to take that too, leading to GamerGate, and now – when two-thirds of the country are worried about that brash and brusque Reality-TV star that just got voted in (even many of those who voted for him are worried), they aren’t using soft, concessionary language which could encourage a return to some sort of moderate stance (moderate stances always serve the Left, remember; they’re like the teeth on a ratchet, a temporary holding pattern) – instead they’re doing all they can to prove us right.

That’s all one sentence. Diagram it at your peril!

Aurini elaborates on his theory that protests against The Trump will merely make The Trump stronger.

Rioting over a democratically elected president will … galvanize those who value civilization, and destigmatize those who criticize feminism.

CHECKMATE, FEMINISM!

Now all the questions that the evil feminists don’t want anyone to ask are suddenly “back on the table.”

According to Aurini, these questions include:

  1. Should a woman be able to murder a baby 8 months after conception?
  2. Does the “gender pay gap” actually exist?
  3. Should women be forced to register for the draft?
  4. Should women have unilateral rights in divorce court?
  5. Are men and women equal, or are they complimentary?

Yes, that’s right: People will be asking whether or not men and women LIKE TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER.

AND FEMINISM WILL CRUMBLE BECAUSE wait a minute here, what on earth do compliments have to do with feminism?

Ohhhhhhhh, I think the word Mr. Aurini is looking for is “complementary,” with an e, not an i, in the middle there. Complementary, with an e, means “combining in such a way as to enhance or emphasize the qualities of each other.”

Complimentary, the word Aurini used, means “expressing a compliment; praising or approving” or, alternately, “given or supplied free of charge.” As in, “here’s your complimentary grammar lesson for today, Mr. Aurini.”

These Alt-Right philosopher kings don’t really shine as brightly as they think they do, huh?

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Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
3 years ago

@Big Head, welcome! Hopefully you can find some reprieve from the stress that this election has caused. You’re allowed to feel it, even if you aren’t American.

You’re gonna see lots of comments like that – blame is coming on fast and thick right now, because Trump is just so bad. There are comments like the ones you linked everywhere. That doesn’t make’m right, it just makes them upset.

Frankly, a lot of this feels to be a misplaced backlash against the predation of wealthy elites. Everyone’s been hammered by shrinking wages, layoffs and unemployment, etc. People of colour, minorities, and the disenfranchized have always felt this, but it’s new for the white middle class, and they don’t like it. It’s an easy step from there to “white people are being oppressed”. (Funny how they can say that while saying that minorities shouldn’t complain about oppression ’cause that ain’t real, though)

It’s really quite sad.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Big Head

I am not too convinced that I have any real business commenting on the result either way since, you know, I am not an American

Nonsense! Your comments are always very welcome, buddy 🙂

Isn’t every vote for The Dumpster a dismissal, a belittling, a (deliberate) forgetting of everyone else?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Billy-D_Approves.gif

Dalillama
Dalillama
3 years ago

@Hu’s on first

Evangelicals will have a tough decision to make: either leave conservatism and the GOP (maybe becoming more like mainline/liberal Protestants in the process?) or else abandon their Christianity altogether in order to fit in to the new, leaner, meaner party culture.

Say what? Historically, most Nazis have been Christian.

@Handsome Jack

At all. In fact, I’m pretty sure he’d be barred or excommunicated because they do excommunicate abusers and rapists and stuff.

One of their big pluses relative to Rand, yes. For the most part, though, the whole thing is LaVey’s gloss on Randism, only not as long winded and with some silly rituals added in. The only shady shit I’m aware of was his habit of making up elements of his personal history to make himself sound more exciting, but I wouldn’t be in the least surprised to learn that he got up to the usual shady shit that founders of semi-successful religions tend to.

@EJ(TOL)

I’ve met Satanists who take it seriously in a religious sense. I’ve also met Satanists who do it to piss off their Christian parents, or who do it to piss off their Christian governments. I’m told that there are Satanists out there who do it just to take advantage of teenagers who are dabbling with it.

The 4 major flavours that I’m aware of are: Laveyan Satanism, the Temple of Set, which is very similar but officially theistic, people who take heavy metal album art way too seriously, and people who really want to lash out at their Christian upbringing, and have heard all their lives that there’s Satanists out there who are the opposite of Christians, so they decide that’s them.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Big Head

Are you a fan of The Mask or a fan of Oblivion? Or Silicon Valley which I’ve never seen?

The only shady shit I’m aware of was his habit of making up elements of his personal history to make himself sound more exciting, but I wouldn’t be in the least surprised to learn that he got up to the usual shady shit that founders of semi-successful religions tend to.

Hmm, food for thought.

Big Head
Big Head
3 years ago

Scildfreja Unnýðnes:

People of colour, minorities, and the disenfranchized have always felt this, but it’s new for the white middle class, and they don’t like it. It’s an easy step from there to “white people are being oppressed”.

Hi there…

How have you been?

I wonder, do the “arcane talents” of the WHTM Collective obtain to long-distance mind-reading?

Because I have been thinking that same thing but I don’t believe I would have said it so simply.

A follow-up question:

Is it plausible to assume that these people who are crying “white oppression” actually believe that a mere eight years of an Obama administration is actually comparable to the centuries of oppression that countless generations of the so-called “Other” has had to endure the world over?

What am I missing?

Axe:

Hey, what a gwan fari?

It’s always good to hear you, fam!

I hope that you and all of yours are safe!

@WHTM:

I really want all of you guys to stay safe and stay strong.

I can only speculate on how it is and threatens to be for some of you who post here but I have faith enough to believe that you will see each other through.

Remember, no matter how much these fucking idiots gallivant and try to do their absolute worst over the next four miserable-as-rasshole years, that

“[W]e know we shall win
As we are confident
In the victory

Of good over evil –
Good over evil, yeah!
Good over evil –
Good over evil, yeah!
Good over evil –
Good over evil, yeah! “*.

(Yet, to be honest, I am feeling kind of sad even as I write this. I didn’t think I would have been so affected by all that has happened over there in the last two weeks. )

*”War” (Bob Marley and the Wailers – Rastaman Vibration)

Big Head
Big Head
3 years ago

Handsome Jack:

Hello.

How are you?

The Mask? Oblivion? Silicon Valley?

(Well, I know The Mask is a Jim Carrey movie; and I guess everyone who lives above ground knows where Silicon Valley is but… Oblivion? Is that a comic or a video game?)

Please don’t think I am being facetious or anything, but I honestly don’t know how to answer your question because I have absolutely no idea what you are getting at.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Big Head

All of those things have characters named Big Head in them, is why I ask.

Three swings, three misses, wow. I guess I should have guessed that “Big Head” was just cuz.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Big Head

Hey, what a gwan fari?

Showed that to my mom, she laughed 😁
Yeah, we’re holding up. Can’t complain, can’t complain. I mean, I very much can complain, but good so far. Thanks for askin!

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
3 years ago

@Big Head,

Is it plausible to assume that these people who are crying “white oppression” actually believe that a mere eight years of an Obama administration is actually comparable to the centuries of oppression that countless generations of the so-called “Other” has had to endure the world over?

That generations suffer may be only words on pages,
For a pain of friend and kin may measure more than pain of ages.
Words are supple synonyms for feelings, yes it’s true,
but words can fail to bear with them what empathy is due.

Big Head
Big Head
3 years ago

Handsome Jack:

Three swings, three misses, wow. I guess I should have guessed that “Big Head” was just cuz.

Yeah, I took that moniker because my head is rather big – I mean like “I would resemble a bus-stop if I ever grew an Afro” big.

Get me?

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

I took that moniker because my head is rather big – I mean like “I would resemble a bus-stop if I ever grew an Afro” big.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.