Grotesque pickup artist and ironic rape legalization proponent Roosh V is thrilled to finally have someone like him on the way to the White House. That is, a fellow male human who also likes to rate women on a scale of one to ten.
You may not have realized this was an issue in the election. But to Roosh it’s apparently the most important political issue of our time. In a post on his Return of Kings site (archived here), Roosh declares:
I’m in a state of exuberance that we now have a President who rates women on a 1-10 scale in the same way that we do and evaluates women by their appearance and feminine attitude.
What’s more, Roosh exults, this manly man of a man president is also a staunch opponent of fat chicks.
“We now have a shitlord for President who has insulted ugly women as ‘fat pigs,'” Roosh reminds us.
The President of the United States does not see the value in fat women who don’t take care of themselves, and neither should you.
Roosh is alto thrilled that Trump was elected president even after he boasted about sexually assaulting women, suggesting to Roosh that regular dudes will soon be able to take up sexual harassment again without a fear of repercussions.
Roosh doesn’t quite phrase it like that, though.
“What excuse will they now have for limiting your speech,” Roosh asks, now that we have a president-elect who likes to brag about grabbing women by the vagina?
Either Trump was elected because voters liked a person who makes those kinds of statements or they didn’t care enough that he made them. Whichever explanation you accept means that the will of the American people has stated that you can exercise your free speech, your opinions, and your desire to flirt with attractive women without having to obey a speech police force that evaluates everything you do based on how offensive it is to a kaleidoscope of races and loony identities. You can begin removing your politically correct filter.
Now Roosh and others like him can really let their freak flags fly.
“There are so many of us that we can ease out of the closet and not be afraid of persecution like before,” Roosh happily declares.
What are they going to do, fire everyone who supports Trump? Accuse every man who voted for him of rape? …
Liberals will not be able to point and shriek to get you to withdraw like before. They will not have easy victories by using labels like “racist” or “sexist.” They will have to endure us in their midst and bite their lip when we offend their degenerate ideals, knowing that the price of attacking us is becoming too costly.
So now Roosh thinks that whenever he gets called out for doing or saying anything terrible in public, all the Trump-voting men in his immediate vicinity will stand ready to defend him, as if they were all members of the same gross misogynistic brotherhood.
It may be as simple as whipping out your MAGA hat, as if it’s a bat signal, and having fellow Trump supporters come to your aid.
Roosh doesn’t care if Trump never actually changes any of the alleged anti-male laws on the books; his mere presence in the White House will enable Roosh and others like him to be the politically incorrect alpha males they were born to be.
His presence automatically legitimizes masculine behaviors that were previously labeled sexist and misogynist. … Liberals will have no choice but to silently stew on our words and we can more effortlessly connect with men not only for male bonding but also to push back against a demoralized and fractured left.
In your face, liberal stewers!
This is our moment. The door is opening for a renaissance of masculinity where men can take pride in being men, and the best part of it is that we don’t need to wait for Trump to do anything. His victory is more than enough for us to apply our own individual strength in seizing the bull’s horns where we can come out of the politically incorrect closet and assert our beliefs and behaviors.
My only question is this: How did Roosh get the bull in the closet with him in the first place?
Of course he does. Awful people need to stick together, I guess.
Economic anxiety tho…
Dear shitlords: You do realize that word is an insult, right? And that shitlording is NOT a virtue? And neither is anything else you do, including failing to wash your own scungy asses? Just, y’know, puttin’ that out there.
Wow, that’s… a weirdly specific “virtue” for an elected official.
All hail our new Rater in Chief!
Let’s see if he’s still so chipper when the Islamophobia starts to ramp up. I don’t know whether Roosh still identifies that way, but he looks like one of the scary brown Moooooslims. Can you imagine what would happen if he decided to assault a white “HB10” within view of a bunch of Trumpling dudes because he assumed they would be on his side?
@Karalora
The thought does have it’s appeal. Though considering your average Trumpster’s courage, there’d need to be about 70 of the Trumpsters standing around.
On the MAGA Batsignal,
Na na na na na Shitlords! Na na na na na Shitlords! Na na na na na Shitlords!
Song repeats.
I do not think this is true.
Well, if we’re all free to do whatever we want now, I guess that means Roosh won’t whine next time someone pours a beer on his head. After all, disregarding someone’s boundaries and bodily integrity is free speech now. Maybe instead of pepper spray, women should start carrying cans of skunky hear around.
On the other hand, our new commander-in-chief is afraid of breastfeeding women. Wow. Such alpha.
Because the President-elect is a total POS, suddenly all social norms go out the window?
I foresee many more beer shampoos in Roosh’s future.
Lol.
Sure, Roosh, Liberals will just shut up and stew while you assholes hang your dicks out.
All them protesters on the streets? Totally intimidated by your Trump hats.
See, Roosh, the Democrats aren’t the same as the Progressives. And, just like you racist assholes are being liberated from the requirements of being nice-nice? So are we. And there’s more of us.
Choke on it, fascists.
Can I go on the record by saying how much I hate terrible people like this using the ‘closet’ metaphor to describe their awful opinions?
It does not work like that. Stop it. *smacks metaphor away from them* Bad! Think about what you did.
@Karalora: Yes. Yes I can.
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I agree with this.
When Roosh listens to Trump and his supporters talking about how they’re going to sort out these middle-eastern intruders in their coutry, who are apparently a bunch of criminals and rapists, what does he hear? When they talk about dealing with the Muslim problem, does he remember proudly announcing how he, too, was a Muslim? Does he imagine that they’ll understand he was just doing it for the lulz?
Okay, now time to parse some of the droolings from Roosh’s unkempt beard…
Yeah? Well, women of all sizes (who, even the fat ones, DO take care of themselves, whether you can see it or not) still think Drumpf and his faded orange comb-over are gross. And you and your unwiped ass likewise. And we don’t see value in either of you, so don’t give yourself airs about your dumb little babe-rating system (which, BTW, was in place even before you were born, Roosh…I’m older than you, and I know where it came from even if you don’t.)
Orrrrr MAYBE it was because voter turnout was actually below 50% because NONE of the candidates appealed to voters, so people were apathetic and didn’t bother to use their franchise. Drumpf only got 18% of eligible voters onside; that’s NOT a mandate. It’s about the same as Hitler got, which is one in five Germans of voting age. It doesn’t speak to popular support; it speaks to “meh”.
Also, he lost the popular vote, and the Electoral College could still decide against him based on all the popular protest in the streets. Just, y’know, puttin’ THAT out there.
As for the people who like those stupid statements or who don’t care about them — they’re fucking HORRID. Nobody likes them. They are losing friends, and family members are disowning them as I write this. People in the minority groups Drumpf singled out for nastiness are not even going to bother being polite to them anymore. They are going to be ostracized. I can’t wait for Roosh to twig to this and start moaning about how his Master Plan for Murica™ could have gone so disastrously wrong.
Ha, ha, ha, NOPE. See above. It means nothing of the sort. You are going to get ostracized, guaranteed. And if you insist on groping and grabbing and claiming to be just “flirting”, you’re going to encounter more and more women who’ve studied martial arts and self-defence, and who will judo-flip you the fuck across the room for just tweaking their bums. You’re going to get pepper-sprayed, maced, tased, lock-in-a-socked, whatever it takes to get you the fuck away from her. You might even get shot by a pretty little feminine woman who has a concealed-carry permit, and totes her pretty little feminine pistol in her purse. You might even get beaten up by your target’s burly boyfriend. Or by cops who haven’t forgotten what a cop’s actual duty is.
No, it will NOT be safe for you to let out your inner rapey asshole now. If women and decent men have to take matters into their own hands to stop you, THEY WILL. And judges and juries will still consider self-defence a valid reason for their doing so, too.
If the guy’s actually making the workplace environment toxic, yeah, they CAN fire him, and should. And if a Drumpf supporter commits rape, he should be thus accused. Duh.
When have we ever done that? And when was it ever an “easy victory”? Trolls are nothing if not persistent motherfuckers, and labels (however accurate) already don’t faze them. Rational debate doesn’t work on these guys either, because their reptilian hind-brains are in control. They have no pre-frontal cortex that I know of, and if they do, it’s atrophied from disuse. If anyone’s pointing and shrieking to get their opponents to withdraw, it’s trolls. They’re like the schoolyard bullies who turn on the waterworks when the 98-pound weakling hits them back, and connects with their balls. Every time one of them tells me to kill myself, I know I’ve gotten to the motherfucker. And I’m grinning inside.
Ha, ha, no we won’t. Like I said: Women are already signing up for self-defence classes, if they haven’t taken them already. We’re preparing to put what we’ve learned to use, far more often than we’ve ever had to do before. (Which was already too often, IMO.) And we’re still gonna call you out on every shitty thing you’ve ever done. We’re gonna yell louder, and we’re gonna get ruder, and you’re not going to like the banshees you’ve unleashed. If anyone’s gonna be biting their lip and falling awkwardly silent when your degeneracy gets called out, it’s YOU FUCKING NAZI TROLLS.
And if you thought you had it bad before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
@Bina,
Not only do we take care of ourselves, we take care of each other. So we’re already two for two ahead of Roosh, who takes care of neither himself nor anyone else.
If nothing else, Trumps supporters have convinced me of his vileness. No one who is in support of him is decent.
– Super manly masculine mandude who refuses to brush his teeth, clean snot from his nose, comb his hair, wash his clothes, shower, and wipe his ass.
Night of the Long Knives seems to keep flashing in my head, and I start going back and forth between “eh guys like Milo and Roosh had it coming” & “still don’t want them to die.” That particular scenario seems to be more likely by the hour & I’m not sure they’ll even see it coming when that happens.
Just… just shut the fuck up, Roosh.
@Karalora:
Right? I’m all but sworn to defend any woman I see who’s having a rough time with some dude already. And if he doesn’t take a polite hint, he’s gonna have to deal with Rude Me. And since I’m stronger and heavier than I look, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride…
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Are they even important enough for that to actually happen to them? I think they probably be safe.
@ Handsome “Punkle Stan” Jack
According to wikipedia and other sites the criteria seems to be “not loving Hitler enough.” I can probably include “not being a hetero and white man” in that criteria.
Roosh is going to be a very sad and disappointed little boy on Christmas day.