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JoeB
JoeB
8 years ago

and when you do don’t be like Matt Forney and break state law by taking a picture of your ballot already marked (laws very by state).

https://twitter.com/Trilladelphian/status/795998506813181952

Matchstick
Matchstick
8 years ago

I’m convinced there’s some kind of subliminal message hidden in this post !

Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
8 years ago

I feel like David is trying to tell us something.

Ariblester
Ariblester
8 years ago

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leftwingfox
leftwingfox
8 years ago

JoeB: I might be misreading, but I think that’s to prevent the ballot from being marked in a way handlers could recognize before they’re opened/counted.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

Okay okay I have weeks before the election. I am happy to help contribute to keeping Trump out of office the racist, sexist, bigoted, ableist, homophobic spouting nazi coddling, rapist, worker stiffing, failure to negotiate with mexican presidentsying, lying, fascist, dog hating pile of Thorite sludge.

I believe Nate to be wonky due to him not factoring in latino voters, Diggler even as a constructed parody probably has a better chance of being accurate, and Huffpost to be closer on the mark.

When this is finally over, I will be more than happy to troll the youtube forums all day long to prove a point about the bigoted ignorant atheist assholes who supported this fascist manifestation of the GOP’s darkest desires.

Hillary has
At least acknowledged Bernie
Trump hears naught but praise.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

Irish Mammotheeers will probably be familiar with Thomas Kelly’s interesting take on voting.

(Obviously, don’t follow his advice today!)

Mr. T. Kelly: I know houses where there is a flat rate of 10/- a room charged. Statements were made here some time ago about the awful crime of personation which Fianna Fáil are supposed to have indulged in. Why not give these five business representatives a chance of having personation too? They will get elected hands down, if we are to believe all the statements made here regarding the way Fianna Fáil members were elected. At any rate, personation would be no harm. It is a good turn. If a man is dead and you knew the opinions he held while alive, what harm would it be to vote for him? If a poor man is sick in hospital and not able to get out, surely it is a good turn to see that his vote is registered. If he has gone away and his neighbours know his opinions, I do not see any harm in personation. I think I encouraged a lot of that class of thing in my day. At one time, I saw that the Lord Chief Justice of Northern Ireland voted right—the first time in his life that he voted right. He did not get up early enough and he waited for his breakfast before he came to the polling station. When he went into the booth, he found that he had been voted for. He was very indignant but he should have got up early and not minded his breakfast. He should have done his duty to his country first.

General Mulcahy: Are we to take these as instructions to Fianna Fáil candidates in the Dublin elections?

Mr. T. Kelly: Yes; vote early and often and maybe the cry will not then come from the benches opposite that we only returned five or six members. We may return a great many more. I hope that our own Party and the Labour Party will be much better represented in the City Council in future than we are at present.

TheHabbadasher
TheHabbadasher
8 years ago

Please do as the kind blogger here says. As a european I don’t have much power to make ol’ Donnie up there sad so please, if you can, contribute to this worthy cause in my stead

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
8 years ago

Man, I think something is being said here, but I just can’t cut through David’s hard boiled banter. Maybe I’m just tired after waking up early to vote before work…

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Here’s a video of kitties voting!

https://youtu.be/Hqe9XKmzems

KLPK
KLPK
8 years ago

I’m a white, Christian, conservative (by the standards of most on this site) woman who hasn’t voted Democrat since my first legal election (1992 primary). But because of THEM (the Manosphere/Alt Right), this year, I’m with her.

Thanks for all you do, David.

Mouse
Mouse
8 years ago

I just voted. I voted for Hillary, but I was really voting against Trump and the alt-right scumbags he emboldened.

Ariblester
Ariblester
8 years ago

@Ogglyboggles

Your haiku’s missing a mora in the first phrase.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

This is going to be a loooong day.
@Ariblester
Hill-ar-y-at = 4
D’oh.
Okay then wait I can fix it.

Hillary at least
Can acknowledge Bernie’s ills
Trump hears naught but praise.

JoeB
JoeB
8 years ago

leftwingfox

Quite possibly, the laws vary by state and aren’t very clear except for the ones that outright ban photos inside polling places or use of electronic devices inside the voting booth.

So takeaway, don’t do it.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ joeb

or use of electronic devices inside the voting booth.

That’s a bit unfair on people with pacemakers.

Jamborina Squib
Jamborina Squib
8 years ago

I can’t vote in this election, but I can bake! Cake for all of you who vote against the orange menace!

ikanreed
ikanreed
8 years ago

Well, I voted, but I feel terrible because I didn’t do as much research on local elections as I normally like to and had to leave several choices blank.

I hope my fellow citizens were more responsible than me.

pitshade
pitshade
8 years ago

NC has signs up banning ALL recording devices inside the polling area.

As said in the other thread, I voted before work. Due to the electoral college system, my POTUS vote has counted exactly once before, in 2008. Hopefully this year will follow suit and also kick Gov. McAwful out as well.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

All work and no play makes David a dull boy, huh?

Hashtag Ravenclaw
Hashtag Ravenclaw
8 years ago

I believe Nate to be wonky due to him not factoring in latino voters,

And even then, he predicts a Clinton victory, so it looks good. Usually, I rely on the most conservative/pessimistic estimates, which are often Silver’s, because a pleasant surprise is always better than false hope.

I hope that North Carolina’s GOP-backed voter suppression efforts backfire and that Black voters turn up in great numbers to express their outrage. Even if Clinton wins nationwide, I’ll be disappointed if she loses NC, because it’ll be a local victory (however hollow in the big picture) for the GOP’s dirty tactics.

A few days ago I played a bit with an Electoral College map, trying out several scenarios, and I believe that Clinton only has to win either Ohio, Florida or North Carolina to almost assure her victory. One of the three is enough. Trump has to win all three; if only one escapes him, he loses the election, unless there’s an upset in a state that was predicted to go to Clinton.

Diptych
Diptych
8 years ago

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(“We’re gonna build a yuge Dawn Machine. Tremendous. A lot of people are saying our Dawn Machine will have the best light, just the best. It’s a real shame, it’s terrible, how dark it is, but we’ll have all – all the light. And we’ll make the Presbyterate pay for it. They don’t know it yet, but they’ll pay for it.”)

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

I saw a photo of a long line of voters waiting to put “I voted” stickers on Susan B. Anthony’s grave, and I teared up a little.

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Jamborina Squib, here is a recipe for Schadenfreude Pie which I am tempted to make, although I am resisting the urge to start early so I don’t jinx it.

ramen
ramen
8 years ago

I voted at the crack of dawn because I wasn’t going to MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE DAY BLARGH

IT WAS SO FUCKING SATISFYING OMYGOD

Thank you Hillary for being someone I really wanted to vote for.

Thank you Republicans for nominating a complete shit. You always make the choice easy, but you seriously outdid yourselves this time. Congratulations, or something.

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