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7 Days: The Final (Election) Countdown Video Party

Just one more week. Seven days. (Well, technically, six and a half.)

To help make the waiting less excruciating, I will be posting videos of the worst cover versions of “The Final Countdown” I can find, one a day, until the big day. I don’t care if you’ve seen these before. I’m still going to post them.

Plus bonus videos. Today’s bonus video involves bear simulation.

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varalys the dark
8 years ago

According to our awful newspapers Hillary’s collapsed in the polls and the Orange one is poised on the brink of world domination. Is this true? I need to know if I have to start stocking up the bunker with cans of beans and loo roll.

(also apparently we are at war with Russia)

Megalibrarygirl
Megalibrarygirl
8 years ago

This election can’t happen soon enough! I voted (for Hillary!!!!!) But I’m constantly terrified about her opponents.

I wish it was over already. 🙁

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Today’s bonus video involves bear simulation.

My eyes read that as bear stimulation and I was O.o

I cannot wait for this election to be over.

Edit: my ears are bleeding. Thanks, David.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

OMG THE EARWORM IT WILL DESTROY ME

calmdown
calmdown
8 years ago

Yeah, I’m kind of freaking out here…. I really can’t handle a Trump presidency.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
8 years ago

It’s amusing to me that our territorial election up here in Yukon is on Nov 7. Counting down to that as well. 🙂 Hopefully it’s ‘good-bye, Yukon Party!’

@David Are we allowed to post our own video ‘rebuttals’? 😉 Maybe not so much ‘bad’ as ‘weird’?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

C’mon, son. Learn to hold a tune before ya set up the concert. Or at least don’t do Final Countdown. Gotta work up to that one…

@varalys
Nah, her polls haven’t collapsed. They’ve been pretty steady. Trump’s are rising tho. This could be him gaining undecideds or hedging (pollsters manipulating things to make it seem close) or who knows. If Florida, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania all get called for Clinton, she still wins. He’ll need some massive unforeseen weirdness to beat her

Also, “loo roll”? Took me a sec to get that. That’s funny ?

varalys the dark
8 years ago

@Axecalibur: OK that’s good to hear, you have to remember our papers and nasty, spiteful, range from abit rightwing to extremely rightwing and have headlines that are basicaly clickbait. Still I was getting concerned.

Also did I make an accidental joke with the words “loo roll?” I was just being charmingly colloquial 😀

Also I have no sound abilities (still) on my PC, who’s doing the cover version?

Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
8 years ago

I’m not from the US but i have never before wanted to vote there as badly as i do now. It really feels like everything is coming to a head. Whoever wins and whoever loses, it feels like it will be overwhelmingly important.

Is it okay if i post good covers?

Weird (and really "Trumped out") Eddie
Weird (and really "Trumped out") Eddie
8 years ago

re: loo rolls…

I’ve never eaten loo rolls, are they good? 🙂

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

@varalys

Also did I make an accidental joke with the words “loo roll?” I was just being charmingly colloquial

Nah, no joke. Just charmingly, humorously colloquial 🙂
Also, ‘loo roll’ kinda sounds like Lou Rawls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClrGrxQD8QA
So that’s fun!

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

The National Enquirer has apparently run a story about how Hillary’s “hitman” had ruined other people under her command.

The headline they ran before that was about how Trump finally released his tax returns, and, miraculously, they were somehow granted exclusive access to them.

I had a bit of a chuckle and an eyeroll at their expense.

Hashtag Ravenclaw
Hashtag Ravenclaw
8 years ago

Varalys: I wouldn’t put much stock in a single poll. Ultimately, only one poll matters.

I’m rather confident. From a demographic perspective, the numbers are not on Trump’s side.

Tulse
Tulse
8 years ago

After years and years of listening to this song and thinking it was about nuclear war, I only found out recently that it’s actually about a trip to Venus. Which seems profoundly weird to me.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

@Tulse

Yes, and the lyrics make no sense. You don’t go “light-years” to get to Venus. Not even at its farthest point from Earth is Venus even 15 light-minutes away.

And I have this song stuck in my head now and it won’t get out. THANKS OBAMA

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
8 years ago

Well, a fire and brimstone preacher visited the campus today. He said I was an abomination, and a hellbound sinner. I told him, “Okay. See ya there.”
He also told me to be “normal” (ostensibly as opposed to pansexual). I asked if “normal” was like him. He said yes. So I asked whether I should grow a beard, get a suit on…

He also said I should be submissive and find myself a man. And, well….I spammed the Ws and the H.

Weird (and thoroughlyover-Trumpificated) Eddie
Weird (and thoroughlyover-Trumpificated) Eddie
8 years ago
varalys the dark
8 years ago

@Axecalibur: I was going to be unladylike and write “bog paper” instead, but I could hear my mum tutting from 30 miles away for being uncouth. Also the fact there exists someone call “Lou Rawls” has made me lol, thanks!

I just realised, “Seven Days” is what Sadako/Samara says when she starts counting down your death. :O *surretitiously takes phone off hook*

Nequam
Nequam
8 years ago

varalys: it wasn’t just you.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

Seriously this is getting annoying with how some of the new polls are now deciding to hedge themselves to ridiculous levels.

And the newsrags aren’t exactly being cooperative in interpreting the polls.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Weird? Fun? Final Countdown?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you

The Kazookeylele

Seriously, watch this. It’s amazing. If it doesn’t make you smile, nothing will.

Knitting Cat Lady
Knitting Cat Lady
8 years ago

That cover made my ears bleed!

The singer couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

Have some Erasure doing ABBA:

https://youtu.be/qSnLGdpjWf4

Weird (and thoroughlyover-Trumpificated) Eddie
Weird (and thoroughlyover-Trumpificated) Eddie
8 years ago

@ Scildfreja;

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Just wanted to say I love Richard Cheese.

Also, I love that Erasure vid. But I love Erasure, so…

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