They’re on to me! A post on the Men’s Rights subreddit asks the question: “Is Google Manipulating Search Output Again? I can’t believe that certain people are that prominent.”
The “certain people” in question? Me. I’m the certain people!
Apparently convinced that I am way too insignificant to show up in Google search results, Redditor Imnotmrabut naturally concludes that SUPER SEEKRIT SJW SKULLDUGGERY is afoot. I mean, it’s not like my blog is, you know, fairly widely read, or that the particular post in the screenshot got more attention than most. IT MUST BE A PLOT. There are probably Jews involved.
To their credit, several of the commenters in the Men’s Rights subreddit thread do in fact raise the possibility that maybe, just maybe, my post was high up in the search results because, you know, people were reading and linking to it. But others aren’t convinced:
It’s all a plot I tells ya!
Imnotmrabut isn’t the only MRA I’ve seen who thinks that some EVIL SJW CONSPIRACY is trying to keep people from learning about The Red Pill.
In a discussion about the film on IMDb earlier this month, one commenter wondered why they had had some trouble finding the film’s official page on IMDb. Another commenter suggested that IMDb had been SEEKRETLY WARNED not to publicize the film.
“It’s part of a systemic suppression by the mass media to silence dissent against the politically correct regime,” a budding conspiracy theorist called mystikan charged.
What we are seeing across the board these days is an exact reprise of the Bolshevik revolution that gave rise to the Soviet Union. So it wouldn’t surprise me if IMDb had been “quietly spoken to” as regards publicising this movie.
If you Google the name, you’ll find quite a few mainstream media reports on it – every single one poisonously dismissive of it. There are no positive reviews anywhere except in the usual MRA/MGTOW-friendly publications.
The sad thing is, these Stalinist scum will probably destroy Cassie Jaye’s career over this.
LITERALLY STALIN.
In another comment about the film on IMDb, mystikan warned evil feminist Bolsheviks that they can’t suppress the TRUTH forever:
You feminist suckups can scream and cry all you like, your time is up. The truth is out and it’s only going to get louder and harder to bury from here. You wanted a gender war, you’ve bloody well got one.
Needless to say, mystikan also has many opinions about the recent lady-filled Ghostbusters reboot, and the ladies who try to convince their boyfriends to see it.
“If you are hooked up with a chick who wants to drag you along to see this,” he wrote,
that’s your cue to ditch that bitch and run for the hills, before she slaps a false rape/DV accusation on you or turns you into a pussywhipped little cuck.
You’ve been warned!
tl:dr: I run Google, something something Trump Stalin Ghostbusters cuck
All Hail the Mighty GoogleLord!!!
*showers you in cute cat pics*
http://cdn.weruletheinternet.com//wp-content/uploads/images/2012/march/kittens/cute_kitten_pictures_18.jpg
I am now hypnotized by kittens.
Congratulations, David, on being certain people!
CLUES:
1) David has the power to decide search engine rankings.
2) David’s own website is not #1 all the time.
CONCLUSION:
3) David has something to hide! He doesn’t want the world seeing WHTM. What are you hiding, David?
Well, it’s like Samantha Bee said, these guys just hate riggers.
@Fishy
OMG! The box of kittens was cute enough but that second one! *melts*
Hate to bust yer bubble, Totally-MRA-no-buts-about-it, but…she’s not important enough to merit any such treatment. She was already relatively obscure BEFORE all this. And she can torpedo her own career without anyone else’s help, thanks.
The ironic thing is that she’s getting some undeserved free publicity now from somebody’s petition to ban her, which is not “Stalinist”, it’s just another use of free speech. You know, freedom to speak out against something you think is wrong???
Given that they troll every single thread in droves, with a number of them having been around for longer than and giving the site more posts and pageviews than even me…
… Insert that webcomic with the bike and the stick here.
I do love that some of these MRAs seem to be indicating that they actually expected this documentary to go big-time and attract positive attention from mainstream reviewers. Talk about setting yourself up for disappointment.
It honestly wouldn’t have gathered much attention even if Jaye hadn’t ended up going pro-MRA with it. It’s a low-budget indie documentary on a group that many people don’t even know exists, who are mostly defined by their unpleasantness.
@Jesalin I couldn’t resist the widdle feetsies. LOL!
@Varalys,
That was snark, right? If so I apologize, I’m very literal minded most of the time, and was the most gullible person in school for years.
“…google prefers “positive” news regarding Hilary, and “negative” news on Trump…”
Oh, so that is it. Nothing to do – as I thought – with the fact that everything Trump touches turns into shit, at all.
One of those kitten pics was kind of horrifying, actually.
http://www.nerdlikeyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/alien-isolation-amanda-air-vent-1024×576.jpg
http://lifewithoutbuildings.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/john-mcclane-duct-escape.jpg
DuckDuckGo claims it doesn’t. I still use Google as my secondary search engine, but DDG is my default.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/ad3bd86111084fcdae8748f2f6757db9/tumblr_n0lz0uVGyQ1so2163o2_500.gif
-sigh-
I remember the last time I checked my Facebook feed, which included posts from “friends” from my high school. It’s a Trumpfest. I saw a friend of the female persuasion shitting on Hillary.
There’s a reason I rarely use Facebook anymore.
@Dan Kasteray
Are you implying that Scott Adams is actually an escapee from Dilbert?
David, since you control Google, could you at least target my ads better? I keep getting ones for “senior Russian dating,” and judging by the pictures, they must mean “senior” as in high school. Get me some ads for free chocolate and obscure folk music, please.
Weird how they transpose “Google” with “reality” like that.
If I ran google there would be a lot more funny, cat videos. Oh, wait a minute.
Has there ever been anything that could possibly have been described as “positive” news about trump? I’m reasonably certain that the absense of such material is more the fault of trump than of the jewgle politburo and its sinister overseer, comrade futrelle.
@Pie:
“Disastrous Trump campaign causes downticket Republicans to lose votes”, perhaps?
I’m lost. Are they the Bolsheviks and FEMINISTS (it’s the style guide, you have to capitalize it) are the Tsarist oppressors who need to be overthrown?
Or are they the downtrodden proletariat suffering under Stalin’s bootheel.
It can’t be both.
single greatest tl;dr of all time.
@Pie: (heh, just had some myself; strawberry/rhubarb, yum!)
Not coming from any reputable news outlet, no. But there are a plethora of wild-eyed right-wing crapaganda sites out there that have remarkably high Google rankings even so. And which remain attached remora-like to Drumpf’s sad ol’ schlong.
Also, “jewgle” — heh. I bet they really do believe the Elders of Zion run it.
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On to pleasanter topics, i.e. kitties in the box — I’ll take the torbie in the upper right-hand corner, thanks; she’ll go nicely with the polydactyl longhair one I already have been adopted by. And the shy little ginger at the very bottom too, just because it looks like it could use some love and smurgles.