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MGTOWs are already worrying that sexy lady sexbots will tear off their penises

Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!
Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!

Men Going Their Own Way love fantasizing about what they see as the impending sexual singularity — that is, when sexbots become so sophisticated that they can replace real human ladies in the sexing department, thus rendering real human ladies pretty much obsolete, ha ha sucks to be you, ladies!

On the MGTOW subreddit, though, one fellow is warning his MGTOW colleagues about a potential downside to the future sexbot utopia — the possibility that your sexy sexbot might get mad at you and literally pull your penis off with her powerful robot hands.

Chittybanger 3 points 20 hours ago Oh man, I could imagine a future with sex robots where women are getting pissed off because their pussies are no longer placed on a pedestal. Over time men start to fade away from them and turn to sex robots. In order to get revenge some feminists extremist terrorists hire some blue pill hackers to upload a virus into the sex robot system that makes them attack their male owner. Imagine bob comes home from work and kicks off his boots. He opens his closet where his robots stasis tank is. He turns her on and lays back on the bed as he takes off his shorts. His sex robot kneels down and reaches for his dick but instead of giving him a nice handy J SHE GRABS HIS DICK WITH ALL HER FORCE, TWISTS AND RIPS IT CLEAN OFF! Scary shit lol

Hey, it could happen.

Stay safe, fellas!

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Jesalin
Jesalin
8 years ago

@Fruitloopsie

Then Men Going To Obsess and Whine’rs are going to call the male bots ‘Cucks’, ‘Betas’ and ‘Chads’ and we all know that’s going to be sad as h*ll.

Or, Cuck-bots, Beta-bots, and Chad-bots. Come to think of it, with good enough AI, wouldn’t those bots make them obsolete?

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

Sexbot FAQ
– How to get rid of the thousand antenna stare?
– Has my sexbot been riding the bot carousel?
– Used sexbot – reset to factory tightness?
– How to fend off Chadbots?
– How can I know my sexbot is not spermjacking?
– Can my sexbot make a sandwich?
– How to remove shrapnel and graffiti from my sexbot?
– What to do if my sexbot is avoiding me?
– How to win a debate with my sexbot?
– Can my sexbot be returned after use?
– Has my sexbot hit the wall?
– Why is my sexbot is a lying b****?
– Why are all sexbots lying b****es?
– Why is my sexbot not capable of love?
– How to make my sexbot interested in playing Call of Duty with me?
– How to beat my sexbot at Call of Duty?
– How to get my sexbot to leave me alone when playing videogames?
– Has my sexbot been sexting with Chadbots?
– How to get my sexbot to agree to an open relationship?
– How can I get laid as often as my sexbot?
– How to get my sexbot to agree to close the relationship?
– Am I being cucked by my sexbot?
– Where can I buy decorative human skulls?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ starfury

I think you’ve probably said the same thing; just a lot more coherently.

One of the major themes is that humans are superior to andys because they have empathy for animals (hence the social prestige in owning a real one)

So it’s like an andy could emulate that, by owning (and possibly empathising with?) an electronic animal, but even then there’s a differential being maintained (real > electronic) to highlight their ersatz status.

But one of the best things about PKDs work is it can be interpreted in so many ways on so many levels.

(You ever read ‘We can build you’ btw?)

Pie
Pie
8 years ago

@[email protected]

These programs-made-by-programs tend to be “black boxes,” meaning a human would have a very, very difficult time reading the code and making sense of it.

Not really. The chain of reasoning that lead up to the final bit of software is tricky to follow, but the actual feature represented is often something that even non-technical people can grasp. For image processing systems, you can even visualise the feature represented by a given chunk of neural net or decision tree and say “yep, herringbone fabric” or “yep, hourglass figure” just by looking at it.

It isn’t all that easy, but it is way less arcane than people would have you believe. The fact that there’s no way that a person or a team of people could write some conventional code to do the same job doesn’t mean that the machine generated stuff is magic.

So a “hack” that makes a sexbot rip off a man’s junk would be even more of a technical marvel (read: unlikely) than a sexbot.

Some key parts of a system would be done using a machine learning approach, but the whole ensemble would be glued together by much more conventional stuff. No-one’s gonna train a machine learning system to do the job of an off the shelf networking stack, for example.

There’s going to be reams of entirely conventional firmware, written by conventionally mediocre programmers working for crappy wages for companies who are probably the lowest bidders for a given component or subsystem. None of the people involved will care about the security problems of their work, or be even remotely interested in learning from experience.

Have a quick think about self driving cars and the fact that current onboard car networks can be hacked via their tyre pressure sensors.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
8 years ago

Jesalin

Or, Cuck-bots, Beta-bots, and Chad-bots. Come to think of it, with good enough AI, wouldn’t those bots make them obsolete?

Mgtow (any manospherian) are already obsolete. Nobody wants a d*** who provides nothing in a relationship except throw a temper tantrum over everything a woman does.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen
8 years ago

@Lady_Zombie:

Yeah okay but am I the only one here who thinks this would make a pretty good science fiction story?

I’m still on the first page of comments, so in case no-one’s recommended it yet, Tanith Lee’s The Silver Metal Lover addresses some of those themes/issues.

It also has something called (I think) mirror preference as a recognized sexual preference. That’s when a person prefers lovers who look like themselves; reverse mirror preference is when a person does stuff to look like their lover, like dyeing their hair and wearing identical clothes to them. Which should tell you something about how that society is set up….

(((Nop))) Social Justice Bulldozer
(((Nop))) Social Justice Bulldozer
8 years ago

@Imaginary Petal
You win all of the Internets for your Sexbot FAQ!
(Most particularly for the line about decorative skulls.)

Blackrising
Blackrising
8 years ago

So, if dudes think that sexbots are going to eliminate the need for relationships with women…then why are there still women out there having relationships? Because, you know, we already have a handy mechanical device that gets us off – it’s called a vibrator.

And if the simple ability to get off without touching another human being renders intimacy useless, why is anyone still craving it? Masturbation, my dudes, it has existed since ever and yet people still enter into relationships.

*gasp* It’s almost like people desire a partner with their own wants and needs instead of just a soulless machine.

(Though I guess if those hypothetical sexbots are able to emulate human behaviour well enough, using one will end up being a matter of your own conscience and whether you can bring yourself to play along. Still, if that future ever arrives, MGTOWs are gonna be very disappointed to find that they’re not the only ones hot for some robotic booty.

…can I have my sexbot gf designed as big and buff and with short pink hair BECAUSE I HAVE VERY DETAILED PLANS.

No, wait. Big, buff and orange. With red stripes.

Both?)

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago
Hu's On First
Hu's On First
8 years ago

I wonder if some of these MGTOWs are themselves robots. Given that Tay is a thing now, you never know….

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago

There is a tumblr called “anti-SJW bot”, I think.

It’s some variation of that, though I’m pretty sure I’m close.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

@Blackrising

It’s almost like people desire a partner with their own wants and needs instead of just a soulless machine.

I was thinking earlier about how rarely people say “Gee, I would really prefer an artificial lab-created version of X to the natural version”. There are some cases where a manmade substitute is expedient (for example, artificial sweeteners for people who can’t eat/don’t want sugar) but nobody’s going to argue they perform as well as the original in every respect. No matter how sophisticated a sexbot is, it’s always going to be a copy.

To extend the sucralose analogy, maybe MGTOWs really can’t tolerate intimate relationships and they’re better off with a simulation. Where they go wrong is insisting that the rest of us are poisoning ourselves with the real thing.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

Everybody’s talking about a certain Mister T these days.

But here’s news about another great Republican, another Mister T — with the same MO.

Lawyer says that Clarence Thomas groped her at 1999 dinner party

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lawyer-clarence-thomas-groped-1999-dinner-party-article-1.2847556

Be afraid, Republicans, very afraid. You started this shit before social media was a thing. But we are now in a Twitter World.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
8 years ago

Be afraid, Republicans, very afraid. You started this shit before social media was a thing. But we are now in a Twitter World.

I’ve been wondering this: Republicans probably think it’s *so* unfair that Bill Clinton got elected President, just because he ran in the 90s. He’s the same age as Trump and Trump fans are convinced he must be fully equally sleazy because other Trump fans are saying it all the time.

Dalillama
Dalillama
8 years ago

@Buttercup

I was thinking earlier about how rarely people say “Gee, I would really prefer an artificial lab-created version of X to the natural version”.

Diamonds; depends on who you’re talking to though. Also meat in some cases (b/c it removes any possible moral issues re:treatment of meat animals)

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@Dali
I love my lab created opals and sapphires. Prettier and cheaper than natural stone. 😀

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Be afraid, Republicans, very afraid. You started this shit before social media was a thing. But we are now in a Twitter World.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6e8abb45192ef2e47cf1982a9aebe17b/tumblr_inline_o2mdqn0QLC1rvm8vb_500.gif

3spoopy5Repulicans.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ Buttercup

I was thinking earlier about how rarely people say “Gee, I would really prefer an artificial lab-created version

Carl Sagan used to argue (when people inquired as to whether it was a good idea to advertise Earth’s location on the Pioneer probes) that we had nothing to fear from aliens because even if they wanted to eat us. any civilisation with the technology to get here would also be able to replicate whatever it was that made us tasty.

Having seen how people rave about organic food I never found that argument particularly convincing.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

hi xyz! Happy to have you!

pitshade
pitshade
8 years ago

Not Clarence Thomas too!

/sarcasm

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

@kupo & Dalillama – There’s definitely a large category of “manmade substitutes that are more moral than the original” which diamonds and meat and sexbots fall into, at least when it comes to angry misogynists. And the related category: “manmade substitutes that are more durable”. You’ve probably heard the horror stories from fleshdoll repair folks. (Brr.)

I was wondering more generally about whether non-MGTOW people would be less satisfied with the manmade when it comes to something as intimate as relationships. As Alan said, with the current popularity of all things organic and paleo, sexbots might be a harder sell for the average person.

Sigil
Sigil
8 years ago

I live in Texas, and I’ve only seen those truck nuts a couple times. The first time, it really confused me, because I imagined that anyone who would want to display something like that would also be the type to insist that mechanical vehicles are female.

And they would also reject the idea that a female could have nuts…

So… I really didn’t know what to make of it.

Michael Lindsay
8 years ago
Weatherwax
Weatherwax
8 years ago

This entire thread has made me think about the Isaac Asimov story Satisfaction Guaranteed. Can’t think why. Maybe it’s to do with the fact that

Spoilers (even though it’s from 1951)

TN3 doesn’t raise Claire’s self-esteem by making her think she is an object of desire. He engineers a situation so her neighbours think she is an object of desire.

That, to me, is very reminiscent of MGTOWs’ view of how desirability works.