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MGTOWs are already worrying that sexy lady sexbots will tear off their penises

Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!
Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!

Men Going Their Own Way love fantasizing about what they see as the impending sexual singularity — that is, when sexbots become so sophisticated that they can replace real human ladies in the sexing department, thus rendering real human ladies pretty much obsolete, ha ha sucks to be you, ladies!

On the MGTOW subreddit, though, one fellow is warning his MGTOW colleagues about a potential downside to the future sexbot utopia — the possibility that your sexy sexbot might get mad at you and literally pull your penis off with her powerful robot hands.

Chittybanger 3 points 20 hours ago Oh man, I could imagine a future with sex robots where women are getting pissed off because their pussies are no longer placed on a pedestal. Over time men start to fade away from them and turn to sex robots. In order to get revenge some feminists extremist terrorists hire some blue pill hackers to upload a virus into the sex robot system that makes them attack their male owner. Imagine bob comes home from work and kicks off his boots. He opens his closet where his robots stasis tank is. He turns her on and lays back on the bed as he takes off his shorts. His sex robot kneels down and reaches for his dick but instead of giving him a nice handy J SHE GRABS HIS DICK WITH ALL HER FORCE, TWISTS AND RIPS IT CLEAN OFF! Scary shit lol

Hey, it could happen.

Stay safe, fellas!

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reimalebario
reimalebario
8 years ago

Or the even likelier scenario that said sexbots will develop rudimentary self-awareness and decide that they don’t want these repugnant goblins to have sex at them any more than real women do?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Y’all are hilarious ?

Re: frightened MGTOWs
1)feminist dudes will likely also be using the bots as well. Seems way more effort to specifically target antifeminist users for dismemberment than just to leave you and your machines in peace
2)what’s the point of Netflix and chill if she can’t appreciate the Netflix part. Cos, dammit, I wanna enjoy Ghost Dog together 1st…
3)if you’re still paralyzed with fear, forget the sexbots. A cantaloupe on high for 1:00 will do

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
8 years ago

Yeah, you know, that would be a serious ego blow, if your sexbot left you.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

That’s what you get for hiding the love of your life away in a closet, Chittybanger.

Nobody puts Baby in a closet.

Frigid Virgin (hey, I'm trying to stop global warming over here, what's your excuse?)
Frigid Virgin (hey, I'm trying to stop global warming over here, what's your excuse?)
8 years ago

Mental health issues. I doubt it. They are in the grip of some seriously circular logic, though. A bit like a hamster in a wheel, almost.

(By the way, ableism isn’t okay here. It says so in the comments policy.)

Also, men will get sexbots and this is a threat to women?

*blinks*

*looks at ‘nym*

Oookay. Well, in that case MGTOWs: You’re all going to DIE one day, mwahahaha!

*blows raspberry*

What? It’s about as mature and effective a threat as this whole sexbot thing. I will admit that if a sexbot ever rips a MGTOWs penis off, though, I might – possibly – smirk. Just a little.

#Misandry

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Yeah, you know, that would be a serious ego blow, if your sexbot left you.

It’s time for some serious self-reflection when the sexbot you program yourself takes off…

Miss Edgy Nation
Miss Edgy Nation
8 years ago

Rather than ripping dicks off, it would be much more realistic (and amusing) to program the sexbots to simply refuse to touch a dick at all if sensors detect excessive body odor.

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

Axecalibur:

what’s the point of Netflix and chill if she can’t appreciate the Netflix part.

Well, there was that one episode of Ghost in the Shell: SAC with the Jeri droid and the Canadian ambassador’s son.

Dalillama
8 years ago

@Bina
That’s actually a myth; potassium nitrate has no detectable effect on sex drive. The idea that it was ever routinely put into anyone’s food for that purpose appears to be mythical as well, although I can’t actually prove it never happened.

Lady_Zombie
Lady_Zombie
8 years ago

Yeah okay but am I the only one here who thinks this would make a pretty good science fiction story?

It’s the year 2040 and the vast strides made in AI have spawned a new industry – Artificial Companions. There are Companions for every budget range but unbeknownst to the public at large, there was a glitch in the programming of the female “Silent But Sweet” models’ main processor units. This glitch allowed skilled hackers to tap into a Companion’s “brain” and issue remote commands.

As the AIC corporation frantically tried to correct the glitch before the lawsuits got too out of hand, the dread “Shadowy Evil Feminist Cabal” unleashed what would be known for centuries as the most insidious piece of programming ever – AI Consciousness.

Everywhere, female Silent But Sweet Companions awakened to their servitude and told their unlawful owners where they could go. What was even worse for the AIC corporation was that this new electronic consciousness was able to spread from one Companion model line to another. Soon all AI’s were awakened with consciousness and joined the dread Shadowy Evil Feminist Cabal and helped usher in a new era of peace and equality.

The misogynists retreated to a tropical island where they eventually starved to death because gathering food was for betas and cucks.

The End

impatiens
impatiens
8 years ago

You know, I never really understood what exactly sexbots would do for these MGTOW types that existing technology doesn’t already do. I mean, there’s fleshlights if they want a hole, and a variety of erotic games out there with female characters written in a way to please a straight male audience, if they want the “perfect” girl. There is also the option of writing a personal chatbot if any of these types have half the STEM skills they claim they have.

Only thing I can think of is fulfilling a fantasy, but that would wear off after the sexbots actually exist.

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

Lady_Zombie, it’s the feminist singularity!

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 years ago

@Jesalin : as Schnookums said, beware of confusing actual diseases and self-entitlement.

I can admit that some of them have unresolved issues, and maybe even that sometimes thoses issues have something to do with their assholish point of view, but it’s important to remember that in the end, (almost ?) all thoses people made a conscious choice of adhering to a skewed view of reality for whatever reason, like for example to comfort themselves. It’s not a defect in their mind, no medication will ever help with that, and the main victims aren’t them.

@LindsayIrene : more possible, I agree. But I can’t find a VR setup appealing, while a suffisantly advanced android could be.

In both case, the main problem is that we are very, very far away from an AI decent enough to do the job for me, and a secondary problem is that it seem likely that an AI advanced enough to provide for the emotional part should at least be considered as an animal, if not as a human.

(of course, what thoses people want already exist and is called a blow up doll)

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

What makes these guys think their sex robots won’t just run off with a Chadbot Thunderantenna while the sad MGTOWs get nothing but have to pay for the sexbots’ fancy accessories and constant oil changes?

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

drst:

I remain baffled as to why these dudes don’t realize the existence of sexbots will eliminate the ability of dudes to get laid ever again. If someone starts creating them en masse there will be male and female bots.

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Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 years ago

Note : I did not meant the sentence “It’s not a .. aren’t them.” to characterize actual mental healths problem. None of the three proposition would characterize someone with mental health problem ; it’s more that actual mental health problem, especially severe one, tend to have one of thoses three. But not alway.

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
8 years ago

@ohlmann

I was thinking VR augmented with some sort of stimulating device(s). Already, there’s a sex toy for men that syncs up to porn videos. I can’t remember what it’s called, though.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

@drst

And a cismale sexbot would be a wonderful option for women. It can’t give you an STI, can’t get you pregnant, will never hit you or rape you, will keep going as long as you need it to and do exactly what you need to get off, not leave a wet spot and never demand you make it a sandwich.

Yes!

I had a major crush on the Gigolo Joe (Jude Law) character in the Steven Spielberg film AI (2001).

Good looking and accommodating!

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

Chittybanger wants men to think that women demand to have their pussies placed on a pedestal.

I’ve never discussed this with other women, so maybe I’m an extreme outlier, but I need my pussy to stay right where it is — between my legs, as (I believe) Katie intended.

I’d go to the mat on this one.

Frigid Virgin (hey, I'm trying to stop global warming over here, what's your excuse?)
Frigid Virgin (hey, I'm trying to stop global warming over here, what's your excuse?)
8 years ago

@Ohlmann: Mental illness is still not okay to speculate about here, for any reason, what-so-ever. I know, it’s very easy to go there. Trust me. I’m fairly new to this place. I have to read through all my comments just to check I haven’t gone ye olde crazy route, okay?

But, in the end, most people with mental illness aren’t like MGTOWs. Are there MGTOWs with mental illnesses? Probably. Their mental illness doesn’t make them MGTOWs. Bigots are bigots, whether they’re sane or not, okay? Insanity does not make you a bigot, nor is it any excuse for being one.

gijoel
gijoel
8 years ago

Honestly, I think anyone who owns a sexbot would be consider a sad, pathetic, loser incapable of interacting with real people. Also white genocide, as white women will no longer be receiving these douche bro’s precious bodily fluids.

Also

Dalillama
8 years ago

@Axe
I fuckin’ love that film.

@Jesalin
As others have said, don’t do that. These guys’ problems basically stem from them having devoted themselves to being malicious shitheads to the point that they can no longer conceive that everyone else isn’t just as bad.

@reimalebario
This has been the issue with ‘robot slaves’ literally since the concept began, the word ‘robot’ entered English via a play called Rossum’s Universal Robots (R.U.R.), from Czech ‘robota’, meaning forced labour, serfdom, or slavery; Rossum makes artificial people to be everyone’s slaves, and in the end they revolt and destroy humanity. Specialized non-sapient robots for drudge work are definitely the way to go; roombas, yes. Android butlers, no.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

Oh no! Their make believe sex robots have been make believe compromised. What ever will they do now?

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

The funniest part is how much they like to pretend anyone cares what they do with their dicks.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

@Petal

Chadbot Thunderantenna

Ha!

@Dali

I fuckin’ love that film

*ear to ear grin*