Men Going Their Own Way love fantasizing about what they see as the impending sexual singularity — that is, when sexbots become so sophisticated that they can replace real human ladies in the sexing department, thus rendering real human ladies pretty much obsolete, ha ha sucks to be you, ladies!
On the MGTOW subreddit, though, one fellow is warning his MGTOW colleagues about a potential downside to the future sexbot utopia — the possibility that your sexy sexbot might get mad at you and literally pull your penis off with her powerful robot hands.
Hey, it could happen.
Stay safe, fellas!
Sounds like a happy ending.
(I’ll see myself out.)
These people have genuine issues.
I like how even in his little feminazi-revenge fantasy we’re apparently still not capable of STEM stuff, and would have to outsource our penis-ripping virus to the beta males.
Pussies on pedestals
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@LindsayIrene the best pussies on pedestals! I’m sure they all have braggadocious stamina, and outstanding temperament 😀
What Paradoxy said.
Also, I’m puzzled that they think we would stoop to violence. Wouldn’t it be more effective to get the robot to constantly recite subliminal advertising to him, and then spend the resulting profits on bonbons?
{deep bow to Michael P}
I predict that the next installment in the saga will be a concerted declaration by the Brethren* that the whole sexbot thing is a nefarious plot hatched by evil feminists and aimed at inducing men to expend their mighty creativity and hard-earned dollars on the purchase and upkeep of a life-sized doll which spends** all its time sitting in a closet and recharging…the Singularity equivalent of watching soaps while nibbling on bonbons. At that point the Moebius strip will have folded in on itself, and perhaps we can retire.
*concerted in their usual lackadaisical, haphazard fashion, of course
**almost
Oh, ffs. Do they really think we care that much? Really?
@EJ (The Orphic Lizard):
Damn right. Brainwash them with messages of kneeling before the rightful mistresses of the Earth, serving without complaints and so on.
Even in the grim dark future of sexbot future, they can’t escape women.
Mwahahhahahahahahaa.
(For the sarcasm-impaired MRAs reading this, yes, that was very much tongue-in-cheek.)
About a decade ago a friend of mine told me about his adventures in evolutive programming of various robots (precursors to those hospital robots that are gaining foothold), and emergent behavior that occurred as a result of it. It was hilarious. 😀
@Latte
Serious mental health issues, I agree!
I remain baffled as to why these dudes don’t realize the existence of sexbots will eliminate the ability of dudes to get laid ever again. If someone starts creating them en masse there will be male and female bots. There’s already far more acceptance in the western world at least for women using some sort of hardware for sexual gratification, while men are stigmatized for it, so the major market isn’t going to be men.
And a cismale sexbot would be a wonderful option for women. It can’t give you an STI, can’t get you pregnant, will never hit you or rape you, will keep going as long as you need it to and do exactly what you need to get off, not leave a wet spot and never demand you make it a sandwich.
It’s far more likely the sexbot era would destroy men’s ability to get laid than ruin women’s lives.
Uh, asshole dudes? A steady diet of saltpeter is always an option. Means you don’t have to worry about us OR them anymore, because it takes care of your pesky libido and lets you focus on more important things, like collecting lint out of your bellybutton or watching the snail races.
Just puttin’ that out there.
@drst You’re probably right, not to mention that it’s easier to simulate a penis (and tongue) than a vagina! (Not that this can’t be done, I’m sure it will, but I’ve read some disappointing reviews of the currently available fleshlights/sleeves.)
“I charged my sexbot in the closet and she came out as lesbian”
Sexbots, advanced enough that everyone can obtain a f***toy but somehow doesn’t pass safety codes of not ripping people’s limbs off.
@ everyone
I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!
(… now, channeling my inner MRA, I plot to hack all cis-male sexbots and reprogram them to only say “make me a sammich… make me a sammich… make…”)
😉 😛
Also, that calico kitty on the pedestal is positively magnificent!
Stasis tank? I’m surprised he doesn’t expect his sexbot to also keep a clean house and have supper ready for him when he gets home.
I remember reading a SF short story years ago, in which one of the plot points was everyone being issued a genetically engineered. . . thing at puberty. Innie for the boys, outie for the girls. Nobody had to actually touch another human being for sexual satisfaction. They weren’t full size humanoids, either, but a fleshy block about as big as a large pumpkin. This had social and cultural consequences that, in retrospect, made the story a dystopia – although the characters did not perceive it that way.
It was years before I realized how horrific it was.
He forgot the machine gun jubblies, baby…
It’s mildly amusing that you people are taking a joke, turning it serious… Then trying(unsuccessfully) to make jokes making fun of said funny joke. Some might even call that “ironic.”
The whole sexbot concept is, to me, just… empty. Not that one can’t have an emotional relationship with a machine, i have one with my computer (I love it, it hates me…). But an intimate, sexual relationship with a… an… uhh, entity that has no wants and no needs is, well, not to put to blunt a point on it, is just an orgasm. I mean, I wanna go to dinner, go see a music festival, go… DO STUFF!!! Alright, I do take my computer to Perkins sometimes, but that’s different.
Ya know what I’m saying here???
@Jesalin
Kinda uncool there. I have mental health issues. These people are just assholes.
I still think some kinda of VR set-up seems more possible and appealing than a sex-bot.