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MGTOWs are already worrying that sexy lady sexbots will tear off their penises

Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!
Be careful, fellas! Those lady robots can turn on you in a second!

Men Going Their Own Way love fantasizing about what they see as the impending sexual singularity — that is, when sexbots become so sophisticated that they can replace real human ladies in the sexing department, thus rendering real human ladies pretty much obsolete, ha ha sucks to be you, ladies!

On the MGTOW subreddit, though, one fellow is warning his MGTOW colleagues about a potential downside to the future sexbot utopia — the possibility that your sexy sexbot might get mad at you and literally pull your penis off with her powerful robot hands.

Chittybanger 3 points 20 hours ago Oh man, I could imagine a future with sex robots where women are getting pissed off because their pussies are no longer placed on a pedestal. Over time men start to fade away from them and turn to sex robots. In order to get revenge some feminists extremist terrorists hire some blue pill hackers to upload a virus into the sex robot system that makes them attack their male owner. Imagine bob comes home from work and kicks off his boots. He opens his closet where his robots stasis tank is. He turns her on and lays back on the bed as he takes off his shorts. His sex robot kneels down and reaches for his dick but instead of giving him a nice handy J SHE GRABS HIS DICK WITH ALL HER FORCE, TWISTS AND RIPS IT CLEAN OFF! Scary shit lol

Hey, it could happen.

Stay safe, fellas!

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Skiriki
Skiriki
8 years ago

@Ooglyboggles, yup, I just wanted to kick it up a notch in fancy, y’know? 🙂

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

If women can have Dildos & Vibratory why can’t men have sexbots?

Why can’t women have sexbots?

Women have been having sex with machines for a hundred years. I don’t think the leap to sexbots would be a very big one.

Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
8 years ago

Of course, the simplest dystopian solution is to stuff an electrode set into the area of brain that experiences pleasure and hand us the button to pound whenever we need a fix. And this is achievable today and frankly, miggytoes can go and get it.

NONONONONONONO THIS IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE PLOT OF MICHAEL CRICHTON’S THE TERMINAL MAN AND IT DID NOT END WELL FOR ANYONE

P.S.: It’s an excellent book by the way.

A Land Whale
A Land Whale
7 years ago

I’m worried sexy lady bots WON’T rip off their penises….

(((Nop))) Social Justice Bulldozer
(((Nop))) Social Justice Bulldozer
7 years ago

For those guys jealous of women being able to get easy orgasms with vibrators, I can personally recommend Fleshlights; they really are as good as they claim. And if you want the male equivalent of those Hitachi Magic Wands that so many women rave about, I especially recommend the very aptly named “Destroya” Fleshlight, which definitely lives up to it’s name – if you can last long than 60 seconds with it, you deserve some kind of medal.
Caveats are that they’re very expensive, considering that they’re basically a just big lump of moulded silicone rubber in a plastic case, and that they’re a PITA to keep clean, which is absolutely mandatory.

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