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Final Debate! Open Thread!

Trump: Still behind
Trump: Still behind

I’m opening this thread a bit early today because holy crap is there a lot to talk about.

In the meantime, I’m going to prepare for the debate by taking a nap.

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JoeB
JoeB
8 years ago

imo Be Prepared is the best Disney villain song, but best in a kids movie is Toxic Love, using Tim Curry is cheating.

JoeB
JoeB
8 years ago

LOL, the diehard Trumpies are using a picture that’s obviously just light reflecting of Clinton’s podium to claim she was being fed answers.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/789083009265700865

Weird (and not so much worried about the election) Eddie
Weird (and not so much worried about the election) Eddie
8 years ago

using Tim Curry is cheating

and speaking of… Laverne Cox reprises Frank-n-Furter tonite in Faux Network’s Rocky Horror reboot.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

Epic Trump logic:

– Obama has deported too many people.
– Hillary is 4 more years of Obama.
– Hillary will grant amnesty to everyone.

Crystal clear, you fucking moron.

ikanreed
ikanreed
8 years ago

Let’s add “specular versus diffuse reflection” to the unending list of incredibly basic concepts Trump supporters don’t understand.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Be Prepared. He wants a kingdom, they wanna eat. Perfect!

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
8 years ago

Be Prepared is good, but I’m lukewarm on The Lion King which might color my impression of it, but it definitely isn’t a bad song. Actually, Disney Villains tend to have the best songs in general. Which is funny because Villain songs tend to be cut first when they need to cut for time. Look up “Why Me?” from Aladdin for a good example of one that was cut. I think the biggest problem with it as a song is that it makes Jafar a little too sympathetic, although that’s not necessarily a bad thing. To toss it out again, Hellfire works because it doesn’t make Frollo sympathetic, it makes him pitiable.

As far as Toxic Love…well, I won’t lie, I loved the song too. But the movie it was attached to is…not good. I’m perfectly fine watching (or listening to) Tim Curry being Tim Curry, but he’s clearly the best part of that movie by far.

@PI

I never thought of Hunchback through that point of view…I really liked the movie, but that just makes it even better for me.

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
8 years ago

[quote] Why the fuck would someone wishing harm on America go through the extremely tough and long-winded process of getting in as a refugee, when it would be far easier to get in as a tourist? [/quote]

Exactly. Airport security and no fly lists and whatever have done a good job at preventing another 9/11. I live in Detroit right now, and it’s very open to refugees. I’ve probably met a few, I have absolutely no reason to fear them.

Also, foreign terror attacks are more common Europe not because of refugees, but because of geography and other factors. When has a terror suspect ever been a refugee?

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

I now have Poor Unfortunate Souls stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama.

(And Paradoxy.)

Dalillama
Dalillama
8 years ago

@Occasional Reader

I wonder, however, if it exists a octopuss taco.

Yes. There’s a place just across the river from me that sells them.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

@Best Disney villain song

Friends On The Other Side. *mic drop* =P

… I have a weakness for jazz despite my usual musical tastes, heh.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
8 years ago

@SFHC

I really like Friends On The Other Side. I’d probably put it a #3 in my list. It definitely has the best line of any of the songs

“Won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?”

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

There’s never any need to apologize for Justin Trudeau pictures.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Hello, Justin. ?

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
8 years ago

Justin!
*sigh*

numerobis
numerobis
8 years ago

Scildfreja: “sorry”? Seriously? What are you, Canadian?

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Pretty pissed at Trudeau atm but that picture is still delightful.

Read the annotated transcript of the debate, read this thread, and can now conclusively state that I want some goddamn tacos.

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
8 years ago

@ Viscaria,
I would love to see a transcript that was annotated with Chuck Tingle’s live tweet coverage as it happened…
https://storify.com/ChuckTingle/debate-4

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

I usually don’t post Schmoyoho’s debate remixes, but HOLY SHIT THIS ONE HAS WEIRD AL IN IT. *flails*

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

@Croquembouche, that Tingle storify was amazing as always.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
8 years ago

My favorite Disney Villain songs (in no particular order:
-In The Dark Of The Night
-Friends On The Other Side
-Hellfire
-Poor Unfortunate Souls

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Another classic, Disney villain song: Professional Pirate. But, as mentioned above, Tim Curry is cheating 🙂

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars | October 20, 2016 at 11:35 am
To toss it out again, Hellfire works because it doesn’t make Frollo sympathetic, it makes him pitiable.

I’m going to disagree with you there. I think it more cements why he’s such a terrible human being, which also turns him away from being sympathetic, but it’s definitely not making me feel any pity for the douche.

While the end of the song is “Love Me or Else”, like so:

Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

The rest of the song is him going “I’m so much better than everyone else, and I’m so much more virtuous, and I’m a holy person, and I’m so awesome”, and then: “It’s not my fault!” (and he literally says that in the song), and blaming Esmeralda because she’s giving him boner feelings, and asking for forgiveness for his “sin”, because it’s totes her fault, I swearzies, so God strike her down for being a slutty, slutty temptress (or make her have sex with me, pls).

This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It’s not my fault
I’m not to blame
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame

Protect me, Maria
Don’t let this siren cast her spell
Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone

And that pretty much sums up a majority of victim-blamey, rapey, entitled behavior David normally covers here, so forgive me if I don’t exactly find that kind of behavior “pitiable”.

(Not trying to be mean, I’m just very persistent on this point. :P)

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer | October 20, 2016 at 11:37 pm
My favorite Disney Villain songs (in no particular order:
-In The Dark Of The Night

Hold up.

This wouldn’t happen to be that song, would it? Because that’s not Disney, that’s Fox Studios. It’s a common misconception that Anastasia is a Disney movie, but it’s not.

[/nitpick]

EDIT: Almost forgot to add the best genderswap song ever.