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Roosh V: “If Trump loses, no heterosexual man will ever be President again”

Roosh V, slowly being eaten by a beard
Roosh V, slowly being eaten by a beard

So our old friend Roosh V, the rapey pickup guru and philosopher of “neomasculinity,” has some … interesting thoughts on the election. Here are some recent highlights from his Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786621129423151104

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786623542699753472

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786545543711338496

It’s quite a conspiracy he’s alleging here. Apparently the (((Jews))) forced Roosh to write all those “field reports” in his Bang books that sounded an awful lot like confessions of rape, then they went back in time and forced Trump to brag about sexually assaulting women. And then the (((conspiracy))) conjured up all those women who have come forward to accuse Trump of sexual assault (and in one case, to accuse Roosh of rape).

Roosh has many other interesting insights on politics, and (((Jews))).

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786713003316154368

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786528772803563520

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786537653059530752

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/785844268220968961

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/784528311171031041

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/786519406675238914

Er, Donald Trump is also a senior citizen, and the alleged groping took place more than 30 years ago.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/785966783714910208

Yeah, I don’t think that’s quite it.

Roosh also has thoughts on homosexuality.

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/782348264259584002

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/781925860387483649

And then there’s this little confession:

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/780157499081105408

That would explain a lot, actually.

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And if Roosh wasn’t an actual fucking rapist, maybe he’d understand that one, it’s entirely possible for people of other genders to rape other people of any gender, and two, consent isn’t fucking hard, you festering cockwomble.

What IS hard is apparently getting you to accept “no” for an answer.

princess sunny burn
princess sunny burn
8 years ago

oh Roosh, don’t promise us things you can’t deliver.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

He makes it sound like having a gay or lesbian president is somehow a bad thing.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
8 years ago

All I can do is laugh and laugh at this festering pile of fever dreams mistaken for reality.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

That dreams thing is real, and it almost makes me feel sorry for him. Almost

Also, what the fuck is ‘deep state’? Is it the same as big gubmint, or what?

Freemage
Freemage
8 years ago

Axecalibur: It’s the idea that there’s a secret government-within-the-government that is actually running everything. Standard conspiracy theorist mumbo-jumbo. Who or what is behind the Deep State, of course, varies according to whom you’re talking to and which variety of bunkum they’ve been swallowing.

Edit to add:

There’s apparently non-mumbo-jumbo uses of the term, which are still small-c conspiracy theories, but which may apply to specific nations. The odds that Roosh is using the term in any way connected to reality is an exercise I’ll lead to the reader to calculate.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
8 years ago

I’d happily settle for never having another ranting, delusional narcissist as President again. I’m okay with straight, white, male, all of the above, none of the above, check all that apply; but I really would like a President who thinks about the country sometimes.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

And now I’m nauseated again.

Dalillama
Dalillama
8 years ago

@Freemage

Who or what is behind the Deep State, of course, varies according to whom you’re talking to and which variety of bunkum they’ve been swallowing.

The Jews. It’s always the Jews. Literally always, like SFHC said in the other thread. Every conspiracy theory from the Caucasus to the Coast Range boils down to the Jews in the end.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Holy noodle, it’s been a busy day for David. Take a break, Mr Futrelle!

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
8 years ago

I just wanted to say that my grandfather survived Nazi occupation in the second world war. I think it’s fair to say that modern heterosexual men will not only survive feminism and a non-strait president but also thrive from it.

Let’s also be clear, diversity is a good thing in everything from crops to human ideas.

I don’t have anything really deep to add, just Roosh and his kind make me mad. I’m ashamed of my entire gender for him.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

Yesterday there was an Onion headline to the effect that Trump was complaining that his personality was “rigged” against him, and for a moment I thought it was real.

But yeah, there’s a conspiracy, all right. It’s a conspiracy of decent human beings all colluding to make sure the feral shouting meatball never gets anywhere near the nuclear codes. Rumor has it that soon, on an appointed day, they’re all going to sneak into private “voting booths” and mark “ballots” to exercise their “right to vote”. Shhh!

(I love how groups of people doing the same thing are automatically suspicious and evil. It can’t be that they all have functioning moral compasses…they must be getting marching orders from somewhere!)

JoeB
JoeB
8 years ago

Yes it is telling that Obama doesn’t have multiple women accusing him of sexual assault, just not in the way you think.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ Buttercup

make sure the feral shouting meatball never gets anywhere near the nuclear codes.

If Trump is elected the Secret Service will probably just give him an old lottery ticket or something and tell him that’s the ‘biscuit’.

(Their oath isn’t to the President; it’s to protect the Constitution from all enemies foreign *and* domestic)

banned@4chan.org
8 years ago

Another puddle of insights from Roosh “I identify beards with true manliness, yet refuse to actually groom my facial hair” Valizadeh.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

I’m quite happy to live somewhere “homos” are allowed to adopt kids. An acquaintance of mine and his husband adopted a teenage boy with a ton of medical and behavioral problems. He’s been neglected and abused in the foster system his whole life until these “homos” took him in and provided the care he needs.

Shut the fuck up Roosh. What the hell have you ever done for kids in need? What right does a shiftless rapist such as yourself have to arbitrate who is fit to parent? None. Have several seats before someone decides to throw another beer on you. Hopefully something disgusting like Natty Ice.

Playonwords
Playonwords
8 years ago

Tweeted back at him “what’s the downside?”

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

@Freemage
Ah, I see. Govception…
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Weatherwax
Weatherwax
8 years ago

@Dalillama

The Jews. It’s always the Jews.

Isn’t it sometimes lizard aliens?

No, you’re quite right. Because they always turn out to be Jewish (I’ve never worked out if that’s metaphorical or literal, but I don’t care – except on really odd days when I wonder what a lizard bris involves; do they even have foreskins?).

Tosca
Tosca
8 years ago

Seeing as every POTUS until Obama was a straight white man (or at least presenting as one), isn’t it time other races, sexualities and genders got their rightful turn? Chill, Roosh.

hottotrotsky
hottotrotsky
8 years ago

So f’in what, Roosh? So what if we have 44 not straight, not white, not male or any combination thereof presidents?

To be fair, he has answered my question with absurd nonsense about every hetero man being labeled a rapist (I’m sure Andrea Dworkin will be raised from the grave to lead the global persecution, too) but the fact that that most unlikely of scenarios is the worst possible outcome he can imagine if his nightmare comes true is hilarious and telling.

If straight men (as defined by Roosh) continue to dominate politics, my nightmares are, in no particular order:
Lots of vulnerable people dying for want of access and resources, hungry children, crumbling infrastructure, continued war, veterans of said wars not receiving support upon exiting the military, stagnant or falling wages, racism and hate crimes perpetrated by laypeople and police, insurmountable private debt, environmental degradation and disasters an–
Oops I’m describing the present. Just all that but more.
But sure, Roosh. Suuuuure.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

If Trump loses this election, no heterosexual man will ever be President of the United States again.

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Thank the lord.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Well, let’s be fair, here. The straight white cis men can have their turn, after everyone else catches up. So, we need 44 gay cis men, 44 straight cis women, 44 straight white trans women, 44 straight latino cis women,…

hm, that’s a lot of combinatorials to dig through. 500 years? Let’s give it 500 years of non-rule by straight white cis men and see where we’re at. Sounds good?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Uhm, actually… It’s 43 straight, white Presidents. Cleveland was elected for 2, nonconsecutive terms. So, we’ll have Dr Yancy Gomez-Hassan (I like making up names) in 2076 and 2084. Tradition!

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