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Internet Nazis: Trump scores big debate win over Hillary, Jews

Great minds think alike
Great minds think alike

In the real world, the general consensus is that Hillary Clinton won last night’s debate against a rambling, perpetually dishonest Donald Trump. In a snap poll by CNN last night, 57 percent of debate watchers gave the win to Clinton.

The not-so-good folks over at The Daily Stormer disagree. “Glorious Leader Hits a Home Run” reads a headline on the site today.

In the post itself, Patrick Slattery — a regular contributor to DavidDuke.com and the proprietor of an anti-Semitic, rabidly pro-Russian website called Zio Watch — declares that Trump’s performance last night was

absolutely his best performance. Now that The Donald knows how to prepare, he should be able to close this deal with the American voters.

Slattery gives high marks to Trump for resolutely taking the low road. And for his impressive time-management skills.

Basically, Trump used his time extremely efficiently and drew so much blood that I wouldn’t have been surprised if she just keeled over on the stage. I am sure she is screaming at any hapless minion who gets in her way as I write this article.

He also gives Trump props for putting the evil Jew media in its place:

I just want to say thank you to Donald Trump for doing what no one else could do in terms of doing an end run around the Jewish gatekeepers of our elections and standing strong and not backing down or cucking out.

The Daily Stormer’s skinhead-in-chief Andrew Anglin, meanwhile, is heralding a completely worthless online poll in which 88% of poll-clickers declared Trump the winner. (The number 88, as you may know, is a weird neo-Nazi in joke, a reference to the phrase “Heil Hitler,” because “H” is the 8th letter in the alphabet.)

“The people believe Trump won the debate,” Anglin writes.

It’s really just an objective fact.

Not sure how even liberal kikes could claim otherwise.

As a result of the win he imagines Trump has scored, Anglin thinks the “Glorious Leader” can put the ugliness of this weekend behind him and go on to win the election itself.

It was looking bad after pussy-grabocaust. But at the very least, the debate returned us to pre-pussy grabbing levels.

And Trump has been winning solidly for a month.

His evidence? The one outlier poll that has consistently put Trump in the lead.

Meanwhile, a new poll from NBC and the Wall Street Journal — conducted this weekend but before the debate itself — reports that Trump’s support has slipped to 35% in a four-way race, 11 points below Hillary’s 46%. FiveThirtyEight’s polls-only forecast currently gives Hillary an 82% 83.6% chance of winning the election.

I won’t be completely reassured unless and until that percentage hits 100. But at the rate we’re going, that could happen pretty soon.

Note: Updated the FiveThirtyEight number.

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Bina
Bina
8 years ago

@Scildfreja:

Yeah, winter can hold off until at least December, as far as I’m concerned. I’m still adjusting to fall! (Plus, I have to put my shorts away and drag my sweaters out…ugh.)

numerobis
numerobis
8 years ago

Scildfreja:

Twenty people in the house right now (so, at a low point), it’s day 3 of the siege.

Oh man, I thought I had it rough. Stay strong — the work week is on the way!

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

I wish it were so simple! I work from home. They’ll be gone late Wednesday. Two days left. No anxiety attacks yet, miraculously. I’m … hiding more than I ought to be, really.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

Hugs, Scildfreja. It’s a hard task ahead of you, but you are a shieldbearer of the North and can withstand far worse.

If you need to take time to hide and chat to people about robots, then we understand entirely and will be interested in listening.

Lemme know if there’s anything I can do.

Ginormica
Ginormica
8 years ago

@BGHilton

There was also this (from the Rolling Stone website):

In a 1991 book, one of Trump’s former colleagues recalled him saying, “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” (Trump called the things written about him in the book “probably true.”)

So yeah, I don’t think there’s any group he hasn’t insulted.

Verily Baroque
Verily Baroque
8 years ago

@Scildfreja

Sorry to hear you are feeling stressed out 🙁 I can imagine family holidays being awful in your situation, but it sounds like you have been managing it well. And only two more days – you can do it, Scildis!

BGHilton
8 years ago

Ok, turns out I was dead wrong and Jewish people are amongst the minority groups Trump has shat on.

How is he on the Sarmi?

Ginormica
Ginormica
8 years ago

Dont know if he has insulted the Sami yet, but just wait. There are rumors of further videotapes from NBC in which he refers to n******s and more. Even if this isn’t true, it shows how awful Trump and this election cycle have been that this is even plausible.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/us-election/trump-tapes-british-producer-of-the-apprentice-under-pressure-to-release-footage-amid-claims-donald-trump-used-the-nword-20161010-grzb98.html

Moocow
Moocow
8 years ago

It’s really just an objective fact.

Ooh, wanna get objective? Well let’s use a point system then:

-1 point for every inturruption made by a candidate
-2 points for every interjection made by a candidate
-1 points for every ad hominem
-2 points for every question dodged
-10 points for any candidate that argued with the moderators
Statements made by candidate are then evaluated on their truthfulness:
True statements give +1 point. False statements give -1 point.

Sorry internet nazis but logic ain’t exactly your strong point (what a surprise, for a group with an irrational hatred of others). In fact, the only way you could “objectively” conclude that Trump won is if interruptions, false statements and ad hominems somehow earned you points.