The debate is here! (Well, as I write this, almost here.) And I am practically jumping out of my own skin. How about you all? Discuss.
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Sunday Night Presidential Debate Open Thread Oh My Lord It’s Happening
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“America is already great and we’re great because we’re good.” Wow. That’s … hyperbole, Clinton.
Hillary Clinton (paraphrased)
‘When someone tells you who they are…’
A moderator moderating? And it’s the lady? Quelle surprise.
Puppy clasped firmly under my arm, emergency M&Ms at hand.
Here we go with the “Her husband is a worse POS than I am!” tactic.
Ooh, he salty af
HRC is so calm! How does she do it!
Trump must have a cold again.
Oh noes, a defense lawyer once defended a bad person! Shit on the Constitution some more, Trump. We love it when you do that.
Wow. That pivot to Bill Clinton wasn’t very smooth, was it?
“I don’t get to respond to that?”
You did. You went first. That was her rebuttal. Didn’t you learn anything about the format from that other debate you did?
I’m gonna bring Fingie in here. He should see this.
Hilary, if you say you’re going to “go high” when he goes low, you should, y’know, actually do that.
What is this 12 year old rape victim that she laughed at? I’ve never heard this one before.
Who want’s to take bets that the alt-right is going to talk about how Hillary is using the stool and Donald hasn’t so far?
More gaslighting. That’s really his MO isn’t it?
Trump’s rebuttals basically boil down to: I know you are, but what am I?
Trump: “…Sidney Blumenthal.”
You could see HRC’s “Here we go again” face.
Wow, is Trump threatening Clinton?
OMG he’s using a presidential debate to issue a legal threat. Legal threats are the only language he seems to speak.
acid-washed e-mails?
Don’t you fucking dare use Bernie Sanders as a prop Trump. Bernie is literally the opposite of everything you stand for and unlike you is still pushing for his policies. Yes the entire game was rigged, yes the media did everything they could from minimizing his screentime and countless hitpieces. But you know what? Trump hasn’t exactly shown that he would be another Bernie Sanders.
“Donald Trump, you owe America an apology.”
“NO U”
They used a program called Bit Bleach. It’s a program equivalent to CCleaner. It just cleans up data in a very non-forensic way to free up disc space after you’ve deleted something.
I’m late, but Trump is being a pouty butt.