Embattled presidential candidate/sexual predator Donald Trump told the Wall Street Journal this morning that there is “zero chance” that he’ll be dropping out of the race, because “the support I’m getting is unbelievable.”
Some of the most unbelievable support is coming from a longtime fan of his known on the Internet as Heartiste — an extravagantly hateful pickup artist very familiar to readers of this blog.
In one blog post (archived here), Heartiste defends the creepily predatory comments Trump made before making a cameo appearance on a soap opera a decade ago as “fratty sex talk ” that expressed a deep truth about the nature of female desire. “Trump is right,” Heartiste asserts.
Fame Game is the most powerful aphrodisiac a man can unleash in the world of women. I’ve no doubt actresses on that soap opera eagerly welcomed Trump’s inquisitive probings.
As thoroughly icky as this is, it’s just the warmup.
In a second and even more over-the-top blog post (archived here), Heartiste again defends Trump’s hot-mic comments about grabbing women “by the p***y” as “normal healthy heterosexual male banter,” then launches a bizarrely homophobic rant against Paul Ryan, whom Heartiste denounces as the “world’s most craven, gutless, cuck f***ot piece of quisling shit” for daring to criticize Heartiste’s idol.
Heartiste’s prose is generally pretty overheated, but he’s really outdone himself with this post. It’s probably the most over-the-top political rant you’ll read all year.
Here’s a sample paragraph, which I have lightly censored out of respect for all that is good and true in this world:
There is no end to the ways in which this phoneyf*ck indignation reveals the full rainbow-facialed glory hole degeneracy of Cuck Ryan’s flaccid testosterone deficient soul. It’s the schoolmarmish finger wagging equivalent of a ravished sphincter bleeding torrents of AIDS. You’re a weak sack of shit Ryan. I could carve a better man out of Jeb. Carl the Cuck laughs at you. Amanjaw marc*ntte has bigger balls, you mincing bugeyed c**lapping pink dumbbell lifting nutless retard buttplug convention kiosk operator.
Heartiste could really use a refresher course on the correct use of hyphens.
Elsewhere in the post, Heartiste invites Ryan to kill himself, suggests that he has been searching the internet for “anal fissure cream,” and informs him that
[b]eing born with a vagina doesn’t automatically qualify one for championing, but I can see why in your stunted betaf*g mind the glorious golden gash is a mystical religious symbol up there with the Shroud of Turin.
Heartiste also dismisses Ryan’s home state as “Wiscucksin,” and ends his post with a picture of a hangman’s noose — which is either a reference to his earlier comments about suicide, or a death threat directed at a sitting politician.
So, yeah, that happened.
Heartiste’s twin:
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“Inquisitive probings”???
“Probings”???
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
And no, Wiedmann, you fucking idiot, “Fame Game” isn’t a real thing. Just because someone is famous, doesn’t mean everyone else automatically wants to do him. If he’s “famous” for being an asshole and a boor, you’d be surprised how many women can’t wait to get as much distance as they can between himself and whatever parts of them he’s trying to “inquisitively probe”!
The funny thing is: from what I got the tapes, his main tale was about how he FAILED to bang this married lady. So he didn’t even succeed by PUA standards. He just comes off as gross AND desperate, not “Alpha” in any way.
“Convention kiosk operator” makes me think of the so-called “booth babes,” which makes me think that maybe the insult is “YOU’RE A WOMAN.”
@calmdown
Since I learned about these dudes, nothing has been more revolting to me than the fact that ‘Alpha’ actually means gross and desperate. Tho, I guess the fact that they don’t realize it is a little worse still…
…. now THAT’S prose!!! (\s\)
To be honest, I agree on one point, tho
I’ve NEVER been able to believe the support Trumpf has gotten :0
Yeah, I think they are confusing “confidence” with “lack of shame and boundaries” (as usual).
I think “convention kiosk operator” is in there to indicate that, yes, he was at the Republican National Convention, but not in a position of any relevance, or something?
(Also, is there an asterisk missing in “c**lapping”, or am I misinterpreting the intended meaning?)
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Trump is arguably the worst major-party US presidential candidate after the 1880’s at least. He makes Nixon look like a really good president.
And, regarding the true meaning of “Alpha”: In German, “alpha male” is “Alpha-Männchen”. The word “Männchen” is formed from “Mann” (man) and the suffix “-chen”, which is a diminuitive. A “Männchen” is a little man.
(Also, while “Mann” is, unsurprisingly, a masculine word, everything with the “-chen” suffix becomes neuter.)
When I hear the term “alpha male”, I’m always wondering whether that’s the biggest of the little men or the smallest of the little men.
I have moderate sympathy because, like, not a fan of people telling others to kill themselves, TBH, but also, like, Heartwhatever is a nobody and I’m sure Ryan has been told worst, so, yeah.
I just realized that my last comment was insensitive. I didn’t mean to suggest an association between MRAs and dwarfism, or between dwarfism and ridiculousness, but that’s what I clearly did. I apologize, and I will strife to do better in the future.
@ not Ian; I read it as “little” in the sense of insufficient, meagre, inferior and mean, not physically small.
Heartiste’s tirade puts me in mind of a garage band with delusions of grandeur, who turn the volume up to 11 with the idea that quantity of sound can make up for their deficiency of skill.
That is a stream of insults with no craft, no skill and no commitment. He has simply written down the worst words he can think of, in the order in which they occurred to him. He called Paul Ryan pink, as an insult? Really? What colour should he be? Where is the alliteration, my friend? Although I will give points for “glorious golden gash”, it is disappointing to learn you can do it and simply choose not to. Where is the variation of the sentence structure to maintain the reader’s interest? The gradual build of intensity toward calling him a cuck? Why are you using the fact that he lifts weights as an insult? I thought lifting was a good thing. Am I confused, or are you?
The whole thing is a warning about the dangers of Interneting while chemically impaired. 1/10.
Wait, is Heartiste actually These Jinkies Are Zoinked from the period thread? The troll who called us ketchup-spewing heathens and craptastic rhinestone buzzards?
He’s core dumping.
You know it’s funny, very famous and powerful men and women have no shortage of people who would willingly sleep with them. It’s only the famous men from whom these horrible stories of entitlement and assault emerge from.
@ Buttercup, These Jinkies… who was also All that Migging…?
I wondered that too. Or maybe ATMAT is just a big fan of Heartiste. But wasn’t Miggy a MGTOW rather than a PUA? How hypocritical. Next we will learn they aren’t a 329 year old engineer, either.
@Scildfreja Unnýðnes,
They’ve already done the classification for us: you’ve got yer alpha assholes, beta assholes, and apparently now there are gamma assholes as well.
This goes back to David’s statement that he needs to learn the use of hyphens. The insult is that he lifts pink, girly barbells, not Manly Iron ones.
Y’know, the more I read of Wiedmann’s inane pontifications on vagina-havers, the more I’m convinced that he’s never seen an actual vulva. Because, y’know, it looks NOTHING like a gash. A mouth, yes, in that both have lips which can be quite protruding, puffy, even pillowy (and PINK!). But a gash? Nuh-unh, stoopid. Not even close. The only way it could “look” that way to anyone is if they believe in the silly old Freudian theory of castration, and the idea that a female is nothing but a male minus the manly bits. But it doesn’t work that way. One does not become female by merely losing a twig and berries. And no, we don’t envy them theirs, either. We have our own equipment. And we are the owners of it, not men.
And no shit, Sherlock, we don’t want or need any more fucking “champions”. We’ll settle for equal treatment from equal partners, colleagues, brothers, what have you, thankyouverymuch. We don’t want to be put on pedestals, because when you’re stuck up there, you can’t move, and we don’t want to be chained to a kitchen sink, either…because, again, you can’t move.
In other words: Both of you bozos need to lose your respective brand of sexism. We are fed up with all of it.
@Buttercup:
That is the exact phrase that went through my head, too.
And the vocative comma. “You’re a weak sack of shit Ryan” means that Ryan is a sack of “shit Ryan”, which I guess is technically true, but still…
Is it me, or does that suggest more a curious zoo visitor poking at an armadillo to make it curl up than a masterful man approaching a woman sexually?
@OoglyBoggles
Ah, but you’re forgetting that there is pleeeenty of misogyny in the world. Even if US businesses won’t have anything to do with him, he’ll just turn to foreign holdings and do just fine in countries that don’t have progressive women’s movements.
I wish someone would take him to court over assault except that means wishing Trump’s attorneys on people and that just seems inhumane.
@Bina – not to defend the whole rather offensive ‘gash’ thing, but vulvas come in all shapes and sizes and I have a friend who says hers is like that. I’ve never seen it up close , but she said it in front of her husband and he didn’t deny. (I run in circles where this sort of thing isn’t an uncommon thing to say.)