https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YkWvIkED0s
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Note to aspiring douchebag filmmakers: Filming a group of dudes walking down the street does not make you Quentin Tarantino.
Note to groups of dudes walking down the street: walking down the street in a group does not make you cool.
Both of these statements go double for any group of dudes that includes Davis Aurini, Matt Forney, Aaron Clarey and/or whoever those other dudes in the video are.
If you don’t feel like watching the whole video, this screengrab captures some of the excitement:
Here for purposes of comparison, is the original Reservoir Dogs title sequence.
And here, for somewhat less direct comparison purposes, is a capybara eating celery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFE8TRamOy8
Also, Alt-Right dudes, in case you’re thinking of making any more homages to Quentin Tarantino, please keep in mind that Quentin Tarantino HATES NAZIS.
Or, as Q likes to say it in his movies, “Nahzzzzees”.
Isn’t “Little Green Bag” kinda soul/funk? And doesn’t that make it a bit…ethnic…for these guys?
As a lifelong Quentin Tarantino fan…ugh…
Reservoir Dopes.
Also, why does Matt Forney have to be Mr. Pink?
I wanted to see them talk about Madonna’s vagina and watch them call one a “cuck” because he’s willing to tip the waitress. This edit sucks!
Wait, if they’re white supremacists would that make everyone Mr. Blonde? Okay, that’s my last one. Promise.
Wow is that silly, almost as silly as Trump flubbing it up by calling veterans with PTSD weak and Assange. Speaking of Assange, yet another press release out of the blue that reveals… absolutely nothing BY BOOK PLS. Oh for the love of Gautama Brazil stop humoring this chucklefuck and serve his ass to Sweden on a silver platter.
I had forgotten Steve Buscemi is in Reservoir Dogs!
Not just the cringiest of cringe-worthy videos, but the most pointless of pointless videos. What is the message they’re trying for here? See what cool, tough guys we are?
I really want to photoshop Richard Ashcroft into their midst, going in the opposite direction.
The very definition of Angry Mediocre White Dudes.
As a longtime Quentin fan…ugh!
Matt Forney looks like he is dragging a broken leg in that photo, and I love the fact that there’s only four of them in shot when the credits show five, they couldn’t even hire a sixth person to do the camera work.
Steven Moffat already mocked guys who play Reservoir Dogs over 15 years ago.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx0yCo9Rv8k&w=854&h=480%5D
Not only is the video cheesy and silly, it’s very out of date.
These guys are more George Michael Bluth reenacting Star Wars than Quentin Tarantino
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-EouZi1mvQ&w=854&h=480%5D
I’m sure neither of these videos will embed properly 🙁
@WWTH
Unfortunately you are right on that front.
I enjoyed the Capybara eating celery. I don’t have audio on my PC, is there a funky tune playing over the Nazis walking?
I’m currently sitting about in the dorm’s laundry room, waiting for my clothes to finish wash cycle and worrying incessantly about my waistcoat.
My time is still better spent than these chucklefucks.
I note that none of them were chewing gum at the same time. Suspicion confirmed.
http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-nUT1Dwp3TEg/Umb0j95aaWI/AAAAAAAAA3k/9Bx81QWMcusGFM3yyhVxX8j1ZHkhHGNqgCL0B/w500-h346-no/Reservior%2BMogs.jpg
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Give me a good pick of him walking leftward/rightward and I’ll see what I can do.
.Wait: ‘trailer’. Is there going to be a film??? Ooh I hope it’s even half as good as The Sarkeesian Effectssssss
varalys: apparently. Should’ve been this:
I’ve been waiting for Aurini to be involved in another piece of unintentional cinematographic hilarity for a long time – I hope this lives up to classics like Lust in the Time of Heartache 🙂
My favourite part is that only four of them are in the shot at any one time because they couldn’t find a sixth person who can stand them long enough to hold the camera.
@Nequam: lol, very creative way to troll there.
Everyone has a shot of them walking, with their name added. Everyone except Davis Aurini, whose shot is of him looking dramatically over a balustrade. Even amongst his fellow white-supremacists-on-paper, Davis Aurini still feels that he needs to steal the scene.
I hope the scenery is delicious, Aurini. But where’s the skull?