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This Alt-Right Reservoir Dogs title sequence is the cringiest cringy cringe video crin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YkWvIkED0s

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Note to aspiring douchebag filmmakers: Filming a group of dudes walking down the street does not make you Quentin Tarantino.

Note to groups of dudes walking down the street: walking down the street in a group does not make you cool.

Both of these statements go double for any group of dudes that includes Davis Aurini, Matt Forney, Aaron Clarey and/or whoever those other dudes in the video are.

If you don’t feel like watching the whole video, this screengrab captures some of the excitement:

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Here for purposes of comparison, is the original Reservoir Dogs title sequence.

And here, for somewhat less direct comparison purposes, is a capybara eating celery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFE8TRamOy8

Also, Alt-Right dudes, in case you’re thinking of making any more homages to Quentin Tarantino, please keep in mind that Quentin Tarantino HATES NAZIS.

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dreemr
dreemr
8 years ago

Or, as Q likes to say it in his movies, “Nahzzzzees”.

Tulse
Tulse
8 years ago

Isn’t “Little Green Bag” kinda soul/funk? And doesn’t that make it a bit…ethnic…for these guys?

Eyes on the Right
8 years ago

As a lifelong Quentin Tarantino fan…ugh…

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

Reservoir Dopes.

Eyes on the Right
8 years ago

Also, why does Matt Forney have to be Mr. Pink?

jon
jon
8 years ago

I wanted to see them talk about Madonna’s vagina and watch them call one a “cuck” because he’s willing to tip the waitress. This edit sucks!

Eyes on the Right
8 years ago

Wait, if they’re white supremacists would that make everyone Mr. Blonde? Okay, that’s my last one. Promise.

OoglyBoggles
OoglyBoggles
8 years ago

Wow is that silly, almost as silly as Trump flubbing it up by calling veterans with PTSD weak and Assange. Speaking of Assange, yet another press release out of the blue that reveals… absolutely nothing BY BOOK PLS. Oh for the love of Gautama Brazil stop humoring this chucklefuck and serve his ass to Sweden on a silver platter.

dorabella
dorabella
8 years ago

I had forgotten Steve Buscemi is in Reservoir Dogs!

Ginormica
Ginormica
8 years ago

Not just the cringiest of cringe-worthy videos, but the most pointless of pointless videos. What is the message they’re trying for here? See what cool, tough guys we are?

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

I really want to photoshop Richard Ashcroft into their midst, going in the opposite direction.

lkeke35
lkeke35
8 years ago

The very definition of Angry Mediocre White Dudes.
As a longtime Quentin fan…ugh!

Chris Hall
Chris Hall
8 years ago

Matt Forney looks like he is dragging a broken leg in that photo, and I love the fact that there’s only four of them in shot when the credits show five, they couldn’t even hire a sixth person to do the camera work.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Steven Moffat already mocked guys who play Reservoir Dogs over 15 years ago.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx0yCo9Rv8k&w=854&h=480%5D

Not only is the video cheesy and silly, it’s very out of date.

These guys are more George Michael Bluth reenacting Star Wars than Quentin Tarantino

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-EouZi1mvQ&w=854&h=480%5D

I’m sure neither of these videos will embed properly 🙁

Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

@WWTH
Unfortunately you are right on that front.

varalys the dark
8 years ago

I enjoyed the Capybara eating celery. I don’t have audio on my PC, is there a funky tune playing over the Nazis walking?

Troubelle
Troubelle
8 years ago

I’m currently sitting about in the dorm’s laundry room, waiting for my clothes to finish wash cycle and worrying incessantly about my waistcoat.

My time is still better spent than these chucklefucks.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

I note that none of them were chewing gum at the same time. Suspicion confirmed.

Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Give me a good pick of him walking leftward/rightward and I’ll see what I can do.

Andzzz
Andzzz
8 years ago

.Wait: ‘trailer’. Is there going to be a film??? Ooh I hope it’s even half as good as The Sarkeesian Effectssssss

Nequam
Nequam
8 years ago

varalys: apparently. Should’ve been this:

davidknewton
davidknewton
8 years ago

I’ve been waiting for Aurini to be involved in another piece of unintentional cinematographic hilarity for a long time – I hope this lives up to classics like Lust in the Time of Heartache 🙂

My favourite part is that only four of them are in the shot at any one time because they couldn’t find a sixth person who can stand them long enough to hold the camera.

varalys the dark
8 years ago

@Nequam: lol, very creative way to troll there.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

Everyone has a shot of them walking, with their name added. Everyone except Davis Aurini, whose shot is of him looking dramatically over a balustrade. Even amongst his fellow white-supremacists-on-paper, Davis Aurini still feels that he needs to steal the scene.

I hope the scenery is delicious, Aurini. But where’s the skull?

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