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As you bask in the satisfaction that comes from knowing that the unflappable Hillary Clinton decisively defeated the sputtering, sniffing Trump in the debate last night, there are probably not a lot of you who are wondering, “hey, what does that racist Canadian MRA lady who thinks unmarried women shouldn’t be allowed to vote think of what happened?”
But I’m going to tell you anyway: The woman known as Janet Bloomfield and/or JudgyBitch thinks Trump gave the world “a master class in how to fight with a girl.”
Yep. It was a famous victory for the orange-faced tycoon.
“I am going to call this a decisive victory for Trump, but not because of anything he said,” Judgy (real name Andrea Hardie) declared in a blog post today.
Trump won by delivering a master class on how to fight with a woman and win. In general, men can’t win fights with women. If you beat the crap out of her (metaphorically or otherwise), you’re a bully who hates women, and not a real man. If you stand there and take a pummeling from her, you’re a pussy who isn’t a real man anyways. Fighting with a woman is almost always a lose-lose scenario. That’s called male privilege, or something.
Huh. If this were true, wouldn’t female politicians hold pretty much every elected office in the known world?
From the very first moment, Trump signaled his place at the top of the nation’s hierarchy. He didn’t need to do anything other than adorn his suit with a small American flag. For many undecided voters, it was over the moment they noticed Trump had a flag pin, and Hillary didn’t.
Apparently in Judgy’s mind, voters are such unsophisticated rubes that they’ll vote for any piece of crap who adopts even the most superficial trappings of patriotism.
If a tiny little flag pin has such power, imagine how successful you could be in politics if you covered yourself head to toe in the stars and stripes? You know, like future president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:
By contrast, Hillary merely “looked pretty. As pretty as a slightly dumpy, frowny, overweight 60 something woman can look.”
As Judgy sees it, the colicy baby who looks like he was spray-tanned by a drunken howler monkey is the epitome of gravitas.
Trump looked Presidential. He looked like the quintessential patriarch. The man who will make the tough choices and accept the consequences. Hillary got turned into a pretty accessory.
A pretty if “slightly dumpy” accessory who needs a SPANKING:
He stood on the debate stage, and let her walk up to him. He’s the alpha, she’s the supplicant. That was perfect. He is very gently laying on a spanking, but only with her consent, and again, that’s exactly how you do it. I’m not an advocate of spanking children ever, but grown women are another story altogether. She may not know she needs it, but she probably does.
Apparently, the fact that The Donald didn’t literally lunge at Hillary like an angry gorilla shows how totally alpha and in control he is. Because “Trump looks like a bully,” Judgy admits,
average people are watching to see if Trump can constrain himself and not lose it and just beat the crap out of her. …
Trump won, because he spanked Hillary just enough to let her know her place, but not so hard he triggered the latent white knight in undecided viewers.
Weirdly, none of the polls conducted in the wake of the debate dealt with the spank factor, not even the bullshit online polls that Trump fans love to spam.
Instead, they asked totally unimportant questions like “do you trust Trump with the nuclear codes” and “do you think Trump is prepared to be president” and “who won the debate.”
In case you’re wondering, most voters said “no,” “no,” and “Hillary.”
Here's who voters say won the debate in polls so far. @YouGovUS: Clinton +27@CNN: Clinton +35@ppppolls: Clinton +11 pic.twitter.com/r9XYQoG62T
— Steve Koczela (@skoczela) September 27, 2016
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Bloomfield once again leaves us with a quandary. Is it history, politics or sociology that she understands the least? I’d call it a race to the bottom, but she hit that and started mining operations straight down years ago.
The flag pin, really?
Man, you know your candidate must have really gotten licked if “wore a flag pin” is the first triumph of their debate performance that comes to mind. I wonder what Trump would have had to do to lose this debate in Hardie’s eyes. I’m not even sure it’s possible – she’s so in love with The Donald that he could have coughed up a hairball on the podium, and Janet’d call it a rhetorical masterstroke on her blog. She’s the kind of person Trump’s talking about when he says “I could shoot someone on 5th Ave and I wouldn’t lose any votes.”
So sad Janet can’t actually vote for him. If only all of Donald’s supporters were idiot reactionaries from foreign countries trying to stick their oar in, eh?
As my dyslexic brother likes to say, “Denial isn’t just a mountain in Alaska.”
Hey Janet, since you’re such a fan of isolationist policy, why not follow through and stop interfering with matters outside your country?
I know who I’m voting for.
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I am speechless….The stupid that Hardie woman says….!!
*facepalm*
Oh David, I less than 3 you.
Off topic, but this is going on in sunny Scotland right now and I thought it might be of interest: https://athousandflowers.net/2016/09/21/director-of-lokis-gaslight-video/
Was she even watching the same debate? Or are her comments about the debate that only exists in her head? Trump is widely considered to have had the worst debate performance in the history of television debates. He sniffed, he rolled his eyes, he interrupted, was woefully unprepared, and easily flustered. His answers were a mishmash of lies, bigotry, and self-aggrandizing word salad. Hillary, on the other hand, was poised, articulate, and knowledgeable. She handed Trump his ass with out even trying. It was like watching a college professor debate 5-year-old and not a very bright 5-year-old, but one of those kids who sits in the back of the class and eats paste.
What the hell is this. Since when do presidential debates get fought by fists and flag-themed jewellery? Is this what you’re like these days, America?
Apparently refraining from physically attacking your rival while screaming incomprehensibly at the top of your lungs trumps basic decency and good argumentation, as long as you’re the Great Pumpkin. Or, I bet, a conservative white dude running against a slightly-more-to-the-left woman.
Did she even watch the same debate??
@EpicurusHog
This is the state we are in. I sincerely wish my country never has to deal with this brand of politics ever again, a shift leftward and improve the lives of all citizens in the US.
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Her good buddies over at Infowars disagree.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah, sure, Andrea, pull the other one.
I really do think that most MRAs just live in some alternate reality and their internet posts somehow cross and Einstein Rosen bridge that exists online somewhere. That’s how we manage to see them.
Perhaps ME should stand for MRA Effect instead of Mandela Effect.
This must be one of those Opposite Day things, where the whole point is to say something flat-out contradicted by reality. Either that, or Hardie’s trolling–badly.
Isn’t it weird they keep referring to her as “fat”, “dumpy” etc? This is, of course body shaming, but it’s more than that. Hillary is a woman in her 60s, and she can’t be forgiven for being (1) a woman and (2) a woman past the age of official hotness.
She looks great. She is not orange. Her hair doesn’t look like a Pomeranian sitting on her head. She doesn’t go out of her way to pretend she is some sort of young (whatever the female term for stud would be). She is to be punished for daring to remain in the public eye once men no longer get off on looking at her.
She’s too old, we’re told. She’s younger than he is. She’s too fat – right, of course, and no matter what, a woman will be too fat or too skinny if she is in the public eye. Meanwhile, men of various weights were running in the primary, and no one was constantly harassing them about their weight. And that’s good, because it shouldn’t be an issue.
I am so sick of the Donald and his followers. If he becomes president, I might as well just move into the bathroom to deal with my permanent state of nausea.
She lives in a fantasy land.
Trump is a clown. He lost so badly that I felt a twinge of pity for his family for having to watch him fail so spectacularly.
@Lea
His family seems clueless too. I’m sure they spun it into the “best debate, the biggest win” too. 😛
He scares me, but his angry hateful followers scare me even more. 🙁
It’s amazing that there are still “undecideds” at this point in the race.
Well, there are people who really would rather not vote for a woman, or really hate Hillary specifically. But on the other hand, her main opponent is a bullying blowhard buffoon, so…
In the real world, Donald looked nervous and haggard — he appeared to have lost weight in his face. And his haircut made his head look square.
Because I know you want to know…
This happened to me once. For three weeks, every time I looked in the mirror I was furious with my hair stylist.
Back to Donald Trump:
Imagine Donald Trump’s reaction to a square-looking head. Kellyanne Conway: “No, Donald, your head doesn’t look all that square. Just a little bit. Your audience of millions won’t even notice!”
Plus he seems to have lost all his orangeness. That’s got to be a sign of some serious illness.
Hillary, on the other hand, seemed downright buoyant — really happy to be there and show off her knowledge and experience.
Trump referred to his opponent as Secretary Clinton — and made a big fuss about being so courteous — but she called him Donald. That was harsh but if anyone deserves it, it’s the airhead braggart Donald Trump, the guy who is totally willing to lead my country off a cliff.
But I guess that Andrea Hardie will still vote for Trump. Oh wait — Canadians can’t vote in a USA election, can they!
….o-e
JB, please. Just…pipe down. You’re scaring the chilluns. And, like, everyone who thinks that what you’ve described is really freaking creepy. Which is…most of the population.
In other news, I’m a happy fish.
@iknklast
“Her hair doesn’t look like a Pomeranian sitting on her head.”
I’m gonna have to disagree with you there.
Not only that, if I saw that Donald’s hair was a shoutout to adorable Pomeranian dogs, I would have a smidgen of fondness for the man.
I don’t even know what dumpy means in this case, she did almost nothing but smile the whole time, how the fuck would Judgy know if Clinton were ‘overweight’ (as bullshit as that term is), and 68 ain’t nothin but a number. What debate did she watch? Help me out, Hillz:
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Nope. Can’t
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@Celly
Disheartening