New Hillary SHOCKER!
In the midst of a long, rambling disquisition on how “Hating men is mainstream” posted on A Voice for Men today, some dude called James Jackson makes an accusation that could TRANSFORM THE ELECTORAL LANDSCAPE and WIN THE ELECTION FOR TRUMP.
Jackson’s charge: That Hillary Clinton is the REAL BIGOT in this election that we’ve got going on at the moment because she was apparently a fan of a no-longer-updated HATE SITE versus the mens called THE TOAST!!1!
Donald Trump has been criticized for not denouncing and not condemning his racist supporters. He played ignorant when confronted with support from David Duke and the Ku Klux Klan. Yet, Hillary Clinton has received no criticism for actually praising a hate website.
OH NO
Clinton was a fan of the now-defunct humor website, The Toast, which has been described as the center of “cheerful misandry.”[5]
WOAH HE’S GOT A FOOTNOTE SO IT MUST BE TRUE
Even though Clinton is known for avoiding the press, she volunteered to write a glowing farewell address for the website.[6]
OH THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
It is no surprise to me that Clinton enjoyed a website spouting misandry. She has certainly hinted at her misandry with her constant focus on women throughout her political career.
HOW DARE SHE FOCUS ON WOMEN, OBVIOUSLY SHE HATS MEN, I MEAN HATES, SORRY I’M TYPING KIND OF QUICKLY. BECAUSE FOCUSING ON THE RIGHTS OF ONE GENDER MEANS YOU HATE EVERYONE ELSE AS THIS POST ON A WEBSITE CALLED “A VOICE FOR MEN” MAKES CLEAR OH WAIT NEVER MIND, BOY THAT’S IRONIC HUH
Do we want a President who blatantly hates half of the population? She even hired two former writers from the website for her campaign. And her closing command in her screed was “keep giving them hell.” Misandry is mainstream and running for President.
Ok, enough ALL CAPS for now.
Anyway, so I went to investigate this “Toast” website and lo and behold there was man-hate COMING OUT OF ITS WHEREVER. Here are some of the articles I found there. Brace yourself!
Oh, and just so you know, I mostly looked at posts with lots of pictures in them because I hate to read.
Extremely Sad Boys In Fancy Dress In Western Art History
A whole post filled with paintings of sad boys!? WHY are these boys sad??!! Hillary. Hillary made them sad.
Women With Snake Boyfriends In Western Art History
Women who prefer SNAKES to MEN? Clear misandry at its worst!
Cats I Would Like To Own In Art, Even Though They Are Probably Dead Now
Ok, this one isn’t really relevant to my argument, I just thought these cats were really really cute.
Women Who Are So Rich They Never Have To Get Up And That’s What Happiness Is I Am Pretty Sure
What about the MEN Who Are So Rich They Never Have To Get Up And That’s What Happiness Is I Am Pretty Sure? Ask yourself that you HYPERGAMOUS FEMINIST PARASITES.
Women Who Are Dating Peacocks In Western Art History
First snakes and now PEACOCKS? What is wrong with good old red-blooded HUMAN MALES I ask you.
Unsatisfied Women In Western Art History
Why are they unsatisfied, oh yeah because women are never satisfied those smug hypergamous bitches.
Gleeful Mobs Of Women Murdering Men In Western Art History
SEE, SEE!! How much clearer can the hatred be??1!!
Dogs I Would Like To Own In Art, Even Though They Are Probably Dead Now
Ok, so obvs cats are way cuter than dogs normally but these dogs are super cute and one of them HAS SAUSAGE LINKS DRAPED OVER HIS LITTLE DOGGY NOSE.
I realize this probably doesn’t help my case but SAUSAGE LINKS.
Let’s Make Meat Loaf A Lesbian Icon
Ok, I didn’t read this one, because words, but it’s about Meat Loaf the ROCK LEGEND not meat loaf the DELICIOUS LOAF OF MEAT, and let me just say it is wrong for lesbians to try to take either kind of meat loaf away from men to whom both kinds of meat loaf rightfully belong and I can’t believe that Hillary would support this kind of misandry.
Ok, this one has words in it too, luckily not too many, but come on it mentions misandry in the title!!
And then it has things like this in it:
Three little kittens they lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear
Our mittens we have lost.
What! lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then men worldwide shall die.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
Yes, men worldwide shall die.
Oh, oh, and this too!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
That’s my name too.
Whenever I go out,
The people always shout,
“ONE HAS ESCAPED. END HIM.”
I rest my case!
H/T — @TakeDownMRAs on Twitter, who is not me
@Amused, great rant.
I too miss The Toast.
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@Amused, your rant is righteous. All the yes.
@IP
Good dog, 14/10, certified brilliant and best, give them all the Slim Jim–or better yet, give them real food.
Good doggo. Yes, yes, good pupper. Give them lots of belly rubs the next time you see them for me, please.
90/5 goooooood pupperoni, yes.
I love that David’s post seemed to be channelling Mallory Ortberg 😀
Out of all the goodness on The Toast, I think my favourites were the “women doing X in western art”, and yes, the two monks.
@Amused – brilliant stuff, thank you.
@IP – the photos are even better than the original story. I bet the wee dog misses you!
@Jack & Mish
I will probably not see this pup again until at least next summer. 🙁 Heartbreak!
My favourite articles were definitely the Two Monks inventing things.
My favorite Toast essay was this parody of YA dystopian novels, also penned by Mallory:
After the War, Everything is Different
Former teen librarian here who is really, really tired of this genre. But really enjoying Mallory’s art history!
OMG, no love for Ayn Randing various stories? I found those a total gut-buster too. 😀
…says the man who will be voting for Trump.
Aww, the Toast is no longer updating? 🙁
So now I’ll have to rely on just The Mary Sue and The Rumpus for my now-and-then dose of artsy-literary misandry? (…No, also got a print subscription to The Room, a Canadian journal publishing writing by women or genderqueer people. So – also misandry. But we all need more misandry in our lives. Plus snarky captions for paintings.)
Sarcasm may be present in my use of the word “misandry”. 🙂
Now I totally want to write this book, The Adventures of the Adventurous Peen.
And the sequel: Pounded in the Butt By The Adventures of My Adventurous Peen by Chuck Tingle. 🙂
So wait, historically, women got to ride a peacock carousel? Things were certainly fancier back then.
OT:
I didn’t want to post this in the positive thread, for obvious reasons. Terry Jones has primary progressive aphasia. His words are being taken away. Dammit, 2016, could you try not sucking, just occasionally?
Of course they hate The Toast, it was awesome. My personal rul is that if these jerks hate something it’s then it’s definitely amazing. Like fury road, TFA, ghostbusters. They really miss out on the best stuff.
IP:
I know important research when I see it. That’s awesome.
@Tosca:
Trump’s clearly better on that front; he blatantly hates something more like 75% of the population.
If you didn’t like “The Toast”, you are a bad person and you should feel bad
Misandry > Hissandry