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Today in Breitbart Comments: Breitbartists urge gassing of “bagelite” Bill Maher

Even Bill Maher might be a little taken aback by some of the things Breitbartists are saying about him
Even Bill Maher might be a little taken aback by some of the things Breitbartists are saying about him

Today in Breitbart Comments: Breitbarters go all-out Nazi after learning that HBO blabber Bill Maher has declared that he would vote for Hillary Clinton even if she were dead rather than pull the lever for the “#TangerineNightmare” that is Donald Trump.

While that is pretty much my position as well, I’m not exactly a fan of Maher, who regularly says terrible stuff about, among others, Muslims, women, and trans folk.

But none of those things seem to be issues for Breitbarters, whose critiques of Maher center around a rather different set of, er, concerns. By which I mean that what they say about Maher sounds an awful lot like what one might expect to hear from the literal Adolf Hitler, were he alive today and commenting on Breitbart (and for all we know he is).

Funz • 6 hours ago (((Bill Maher))) All you need to know... 1 • Reply•Share › Avatar DEPLORABLE_geoffreylimes Funz • 6 hours ago OY GEVALT!

TheGoyWonder • 6 hours ago (((Maher))) is a gas. Change 2 little words. • Reply•Share › Avatar DEPLORABLE_geoffreylimes TheGoyWonder • 6 hours ago He bears the Mark of Cain, look at that snozz. Oy Gevalt!

useyourhead2 • 6 hours ago Hey Bill Maher: Roses are red and violets are blue, you've got a nose like a B-52! 1 • Reply•Share › Avatar DEPLORABLE_geoffreylimes useyourhead2 • 6 hours ago Hook nosed Edomite bagelite

DSB71 • 6 hours ago Slimy, filthy little Kapo quisling rat.

A “Kapo,” Wikipedia tells us, “was a prisoner in a Nazi concentration camp who was assigned by the SS guards to supervise forced labor or carry out administrative tasks.”

Other Breitbarters have convinced themselves that Maher, in addition to being a “bagelite,” is also gay:

Areyoukiddingme • 6 hours ago Bill you should know better...being gay you shouldn't want the Muslims in america as they will throw people like you off the roof... oh wait who cares? 1 • Reply•Share › Avatar DEPLORABLE_geoffreylimes Areyoukiddingme • 6 hours ago Don't forget he's a Fundamentalist Bagelite too

Maher, for what it’s worth, was raised Catholic. “Until his early teens,” Wikipedia notes, “he was unaware that his mother … was Jewish.” Though he’s been dogged by rumors that he’s gay, he says he’s not (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Also, Muslims as a group don’t throw gay people off roofs any more than Christians as a group bomb abortion clinics. ISIS has thrown gay people off of roofs; extremist pro-lifers have bombed abortion clinics. Neither ISIS militants nor pro-life bombers represent the entire religions whose tenets they profess to follow.

That said, I should note that not all Breitbarters went with the “gay Jew” angle. Some offered thoughtful commentary on human mortality:

Lyn Portello • 6 hours ago Hey you big mouthed complete a**hole..that can be arranged! We'd rather see her "DEAD" too...most of america feels that way...come NOV.8th we will SHOW you how much..OK..dickhead!!! Go back to the sewer where you actually came from...you're NOT funny... VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP 2 • Reply•Share › Avatar sweptarea • 6 hours ago Well, Billy-boy, I hope you do get the chance to vote for 'a dead Hillary'. And from a state of deadness yourself. ESAD you weasel.

Squarehead • 6 hours ago This clinton sycophant would probably want to have sex with dead hillary. • Reply•Share › Avatar Gave • 6 hours ago a snake-looking maggot • Reply•Share › Avatar ofnet776 • 6 hours ago Maher would sleep with a dead Hillary as well. 1 • Reply•Share › Avatar DOHCMach1 • 6 hours ago So says the tough talking, scrawny little leftist cųnt with the concave chest. T16

One might be tempted to label Breitbart a “basket of deplorables,” in the parlance of our time But that’s an understatement, to put it mildly. To borrow a metaphor from Twitter’s @OhNoSheTwitnt, Breitbert is more like a “gigantic burning dumpster of reprehensibles.”

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Weatherwax
Weatherwax
8 years ago

I always learn new things here. Unfortunately, sometimes what I learn is from the article rather than the comments, and that generally results in knowledge I wish I could unlearn.

Before today, I had never come across the acronym ESAD. I’m slightly judging myself for how quickly I worked it out. I suppose context is everything. But the comments quoted above make me feel like I need several showers.

On the upside, I’ve also learned that I never, ever, ever want to read the Breitbart website, and only interact with people who do (except for the purposes of mockery) with an incredibly long barge pole.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark
8 years ago

The primary illusion and enchantment through which men must be allowed to pass – minus the social conditioning and brainwashing – is gynocentrism and hyper gynocentrism (feminism). All of Trumps flaws are wrapped in these illusions.

Trump is a TRADCON – the single most destructive force against men to have ever been invented.

The religious right was and still is a stain on humanity. Unfortunately, the newly formed puritanical left hopes to subsume the void the religious right once filled (hypocrisy and double standards).

Both must be destroyed to achieve true equality. Only a Hillary presidency can further the achievement of this end.

I too will vote for Hillary. Only through feminism will men awaken and assist in the destruction of all forms of gynocentrism (cultural misandry and male disposability). TRADCONs needs to suffer a long overdue death. Their rhetoric and hyperbole are hilariously passe.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago
Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@MarkyMark

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Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
8 years ago

YES IT’S MY CHANCE TO DO THIS comment image

Grogepi
Grogepi
8 years ago

@Dalillama

the social democracies of Europe are not Socialist, not even a little bit.

Yes they are. Quite a bit, in fact. Norway and Sweden actually maintains state monopolies on the liquor trade, to name the starkest example. Citizens who own televisions are charged for using the services provided by government-funded broadcast channels, with no recourse to opt out.

Rather than trying to define Conservatism, Liberalism and Socialism, as absolute sets of conditions, try understanding these terms as a spectrum of the various functions of government (or lack thereof) and the ideological motivations behind such functions.

It’s a lot easier to talk to people that way, since you don’t have to spend hours splitting hairs over definitions and labels.

Steampunked
Steampunked
8 years ago

Part of this makes me weary as I am old enough to have had somewhat older friends who lost relatives – Jewish, Romanian, other – in the concentration camps.

It must be such a different world, to have that era evoke memes and hilarity rather than ever mounting horror, cold, and the death of reason and all hope.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark
8 years ago

Hi ‘ladies’. Miss me? I see you have. Thanks for the comments. Keep ’em coming.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Hi ‘ladies’. Miss me? I see you have. Thanks for the comments. Keep ’em coming.

We already know you’re desperate for attention and some twisted form of acceptance since you’re here making an ass of yourself. You don’t need to pile it on. We pity you enough as it is.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

I did miss you! I hope you’re doing well. I mean that sincerely, too!

Zatar
Zatar
8 years ago

MarkyMark:

…….I have no idea what anything you said had to do with anything in the article. I know you like to spill your bile everywhere you go but at least make it be relevant bile.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark
8 years ago

Ahhh. Scildfreja Unnýðnes. I missed you as well. Have anything you’d like to discuss? I hope you’re doing well, too. Share your mind and thoughts, please.

Dust Kitty
Dust Kitty
8 years ago

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

Why you keep hitting yourself?

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Right now my thoughts are on work stuff.

How can one disassemble a piece of text and, from it, glean whether the person who wrote it actually understood the thing that they wrote? I’m sort of trying to invoke some procedural tricks to create a semantic network and, from there, verify by way of aggregate and master comparison, then cramalama the whole mess through an inferencer loaded up with OpenCyc, but it’s a heck of a pickle to even make the initial network.

What’re you up to? Doing the rounds on the progressive webspace?

Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
8 years ago
Nequam
Nequam
8 years ago

@MM: Like I miss the case of scabies I contracted a few months back.

Steampunked
Steampunked
8 years ago

My thoughts are ‘how can I reduce the complexity of this system yet keep the accuracy of the responses, so that a Regional Burns Controller doesn’t accidentally enter the wrong information from the fire behaviour analyst during a bush fire’. Not normally too bad, but of great use if a fire event hits catastrophic level, as people tend to make mistakes when very stressed, and good design can alleviate some of them.

Well, less ‘thoughts’ and more hypothesis and then going and doing the research.

My most current thought is mild hilarity at an out of control bush fire generated from a mistaken planned burn being called ‘overachieving’ by the state control center.

Thanks for asking!

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
8 years ago

@LindsayIrene

Wasn’t Maher partially responsible for making Ann Coulter famous? Still, that’s not enough to wish death on him. I just wish all his underpants be a little too tight or a little too loose.

Well, no, I blame that on the more “serious” cable news-talk shows of the 1990s. But he deserves several eons in Fundamental Bagelite Purgatory for repeatedly giving her another platform on which to her promote her vile self.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark
8 years ago

“What’re you up to? Doing the rounds on the progressive webspace?”

Oh, absolutely. Progressives are my favs. Very challenging folks. That’s a good thing.

Sounds like a form of artificial intelligence – your work.

I’m deeply involved in how relational entities interact, business processes and how they break down in applications, short and long term disaster recovery, sustainability/requirements, entity impact and archival methods required to comply with regulatory mandates. In short, the life-cycle from front to rear. Data and their relations are my life. Love this stuff. Lucky to be involved. I’m so totally backend (no pun).

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
8 years ago

Oops LindsayIrene–you did say “partially.” So, yeah, you’re right. Sorry for misreading.

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
8 years ago

Fundamentalist Bagelite Purgatory is a giant toaster with the timer broken and you don’t pop out anyway because you’re so thick you got caught on the grid inside.

I’m sure OoglyBoggles could do this subject justice, had they world enough and time.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark
8 years ago

“My most current thought is mild hilarity at an out of control bush fire generated from a mistaken planned burn being called ‘overachieving’ by the state control center.

Thanks for asking!”

State, FS or BLM? Love the work you folks do. Have the deepest respect.

Monzach
Monzach
8 years ago

I guess we should be grateful that only MarkyMark shows up in these threads, and not his entire Funky Bunch as well. ô.Ô

As for the OP, I really can’t see the logic within the alt-right mindset. On the one hand it seems that they are proud racists and antisemites, on the other they seem to really hate being called out on those things. I guess it’s just a little too different from my own thinking to make sense in my brain. I also have to admit that I’m not familiar with Mr. Bill Maher apart from pictures and a few GIFs of him I’ve seen over the years. Needless to say, no-one deserves to get such a torrent of abuse and I do hope that both Mr. Maher and his nearest and dearest are safe and coping well with the situation (assuming of course that they’re even aware of the goings-on at Breitbart).

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Hi ‘ladies’. Miss me?

Ohes noes, our lady cards have been revoked by the ultimate governing body of lady cards! (A man. Lady cards are given or taken away by men.) No longer shall we have doors opened for us, nor bus seats offered to us, nor shall we be treated with the basic respect and decency all human beings deserve. These are privileges reserved for ladies. Mere women must suffer without.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

@Mark, I’m on a phone so can’t reply in depth. Will do so later.

I am an artificial intelligence researcher working for an educational analytics lab. I get to grapple with questions like “what is knowledge, and how do we do statistics to it?”

What sort of challenge are you looking for when you go wandering the progressive Web space?