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Whaa!? Men Going Their Own Way actually consider going their own way

Clipperton Island: It has a tree
Clipperton Island: It has a tree

Earlier today, one apparently desperate MGTOW went to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit to ask the regulars for advice on fleeing the country so he can skip out on paying alimony and child support.

Helpful commenters suggested various alternatives, from faking his own death to literally joining the French Foreign legion (turns out he’s too old for that). The OP is also considering the possibility of living “like Rambo, in the woods.”

But my favorite answer came from a dude living on a boat:

Mike637 3 points 9 hours ago Buy a small sailboat and go. There are tons of deserted island and countries that are not going to care about your visa status unless you are committing crimes. Sailing is easy. If you have a decent vehicle, I bet you could show up on the Gulf coast and trade it for a capable sailboat. I live on a sailboat right now and as soon as I am finished fixing it up, I am out of here. I am hoping to be done by the end of October.

I would strongly urge all MGTOWs to consider this alternative. Any kind of boat or boat-like device will do — sailboat, rowboat, giant inflatable duck, pool noodle, you name it.

Aim for one of these islands and you’ll be sitting pretty in no time!

NOTE: Just so you know, the caption for the pic above is kind of a joke. Clipperton Island, a tiny smudge of an atoll 670 miles southwest of Mexico, has more than one tree. It also had birds.

clipbirds

And an abandoned tanker!

clippertonfreighter

MGTOWs! Clipperton island calls for you!

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Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Though I do have some really fond memories of Olive Garden, it was one of the restaurants we went to when I was a kid…Also, the breadsticks! Mmmmmm…

I weep for your childhood.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Today I researched what kinds of plant proteins I can eat without getting sick that grow easily in my region. I already have a couple of good sources of vitamin c growing, too. Obviously there are more vitamins and minerals I should look into as well, but I can survive on this knowledge. I can’t survive long on seagulls alone (and I hear they’re disgusting).

Lemontations sound delicious, though, and would probably help with the scurvy.

Sarity
8 years ago

Oh dear god it’s back for Round 2.

http://i.imgur.com/2XGa3.gif

If these troll threads get any more addictive I’ll never get anything done around here.

Josh
Josh
8 years ago

My apologies, I meant 329 not 339. I need to keep my information on the übermensch straight.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Rosehips are good for Vitamin C. Tonnnnnes of that in there. Just make sure you clean out all of the seeds, otherwise you can eat them right off of the plant.

(DO NOT EAT THE SEEDS. They aren’t poisonous, but they have little microscopic burrs on them, and as they pass through your digestive tract, well… the Cree word for “rosehip” is “itchy-bum-berry”)

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@Rhuu
I also have find memories of Olive Garden. My parents never took us out except for the occasional pizza (but usually pizza was Little Caesar’s because we didn’t have a lot of money). Olive Garden and the Mexican place were rare treats.

@Scildfreja
Thanks for that info. I saw it in the other thread and filed it away. Rose bushes are everywhere around here, and I knew the hips and petals were edible but didn’t know about the burrs until you mentioned it earlier.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

I think he ran out of random things to cherry-pick and adress in our posts.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

I think you can come back out now, Mick Dash, sweetie. I think he’s gone.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

survival is a specialized and narrow skill-set. It’s not *hard*, but you have to be *smart* to do it right, and you can’t just fake-it-till-you-make-it like you suggest.

I doubt he’s even learned “leaves of three, let them be” in his 329 years roaming the planet.

I’m the first to admit that I’m a wimpy city girl. Even I guessed (correctly as it turns out) that seagulls might be the sort of creature to bear pestilence. It seemed really, really obvious.

Our ancient friend is such an embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect. He thinks he can survive in the wild on penis power alone but in reality, he’d be one of the first to die from eating poisonous berries in a survival situation.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

penis power

I thought this warranted a blockquote and repost.

Fabe
Fabe
8 years ago

Our ancient friend is such an embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect. He thinks he can survive in the wild on penis power alone but in reality, he’d be one of the first to die from eating poisonous berries in a survival situation.

Either that or he’ll be killed by a bear he thought he could kill with a self made spear that is little more then a pointy stick.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

It’s rather scandalous that western women think they’re too good to have cheap pasta all day every day for the rest of their lives. Some of us have to chase down seagulls and eat them raw, while other seagulls peck at our scalp and poop down our shirt collar. All because of alimony! I bet you females wouldn’t even eat a single wing of raw seagull.

Ever heard the expression “I would rather eat a raw seagull than take responsibility for my own chidren”? Can you guess who came up with that expression? Yup, a seagull did. Fucking weird, isn’t it.

FoxKit
FoxKit
8 years ago

Any kind of boat or boat-like device will do — sailboat, rowboat, giant inflatable duck, pool noodle, you name it.

Pictured: MGTOW on a giant inflatable duck as the red pill subreddit cheers him on
http://www.gonewiththetwins.com/pages/features/2009/images/toptenantichristmasmovies/batmanreturns.jpg

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Either that or he’ll be killed by a bear he thought he could kill with a self made spear that is little more then a pointy stick.

He’d run up to it with the stick shouting “I’ll have you know, I’m 329 years old!”

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

Well this is quite pathetic. Undefined impressions that amount to mere puffery and name-calling.

Lol, Dave thinks he’s being so clever by mentioning an island that is entirely populated by birds; you know, those things that you can eat (unless you’re a woman, in which case you probably think you deserve Olive Garden day in and day out).

1) Where precisely did David suggest that birds can not be eaten?
2) Ah, rank bigotry. A reason why this man has no respect for MGTOW. Any group willing to see half of humanity in such black-and-white terms is not one that I will speak kindly of.

Really, thank all of you for maintaining a blog which [routinely demonstrates the necessity and feasibility of the MGTOW lifestyle].

How does that work precisely? You obviously feel that it’s true, but mere feelings are just not good enough in this sort of thing beyond the primate version of pissing on a fire hydrant.

Keep crowing, feminists; it’s you’re own defeat that you’re bragging about.

This means nothing from someone empty of substance.

That’s why you have entire blog dedicated to complaining about us, right?

You clearly don’t read for comprehension, this blog discusses shitty beliefs, thought processes and behaviors of MGTOW. But feel free to point out where one of Dave’s posts wishes death if you have seen something I have not.

A man can live off of those things. Women, not so much, especially when they start experiencing women problems and start craving everything under the sun (and quite possibly, the sun itself).

More irrational prejudice and discrimination. Someone so shitty at categorizing people is not someone who I would trust for much when it comes to gaining the skills for such a thing.

Actually, this doesn’t disprove what I’m saying. The fact that you think you’re all above Olive Garden, I’d say, only proves what I’ve said about your ridiculously overpriced palates. Not one of you could survive off of birds, I’m willing to bet.

Yep, no reading comprehension at all. Paradoxical Intention even specifically said that they were too pricey. You are very dense and your lack of perceptive ability would certainly not help you at hunting birds, or successfully navigating an relationship. If you see what someone says and then spout off the opposite of reality I would want nothing to do with you either.

All I’m getting from this is that women in modern society have become so pampered and so spoiled that they think they deserve better than a chain restaurant. Seriously, do any of you people even know what it’s like to eat at a McDonalds, or do you class warriors find such cheap foods to be beneath you?

And you are still at it. I’m betting that this is why you only offer empty characterizations. If you actually had to address something substantively being wrong all of the time would suck pretty quick. Who was it that role-modeled such shitty ability to interact with the world for you? I bet if you tried actually quoting the things you are characterizing about it would get really funny really fast.

Good going; you’ve just described the entirety of feminist and leftwing thought in one gif. I’d say you ought to be proud of yourself, but really all you’ve managed to do is just say what’s on every rational person’s mind.

Really? An “I know you are but what am I”?

Also reason requires being able to demonstrate the reasons for why you characterize the things you do, and reasoning ability in general requires the ability to accurately characterize the world around you. I’m not seeing it. I’m seeing lots and lots of feeling about things from you, but not the things themselves, and many thing literally opposite what I’m seeing in the words of others.

I was being more than charitable when I described you as “people.” Your mental faculties could more easily be compared to those of a fly attracted to Futrelle’s watery stools.

Unsurprising, this is the end-game for bigoted thought patterns. You have to render the people you have a problem with non-human and pretending they are all like a story you tell is the first step. I certainly think that MGTOW are human, just really shitty ones. I do hope they get better but I won’t refrain from discussing their shitty characteristics.

MGTOW = not a travel spot

You were told that we know this by Scildfreja on another post, it’s mockery. We don’t seriously believe that these people are going to really leave, but we wish they would given the characteristics we have issues with. This is becoming a habit for you.

It’s called an immune system; ever tried developing one?

I am not backing down on any of this; you people have no idea what a man is capable of when he’s hungry. Don’t blame me because you don’t have the oomph to eat a seagull when you’re hungry.

1)That’s not how immune systems work.
2)I certainly don’t see anyone saying they would not eat one if they had to. I see them mocking someone who would rather be in the position of having to eat them because they don’t have the spine to deal with reality, so they invent stories about half of the population and some of them even really want to isolate themselves. It’s pathetic.

I’ll do page two later.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

I once saw a badass penguin feeder pluck a seagull out of the air and hold it in her left hand while throwing fish to the penguins with her right hand. The idea was to make the seagull warn the other seagulls of danger, so that they wouldn’t try to steal the fish. Apparently this keeps the gulls away for a few days.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
8 years ago

How disappointing! I was late to the party (just checking in before lights out), only to find that both TOWIE and Michael graced us with their presence.

Sadly I do have to sleep, otherwise I’d hang around for a bit to see if they come back. It’s a hard life, living far eastwards of WHTM.

Sweet dreams one and all. Shall we do a straw poll tomorrow, to see whose dreams featured seagulls?

Diptych
Diptych
8 years ago

badass penguin feeder

Not a phrase I expected to read today, but I’m glad I did.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago

Birds aren’t easy prey! Just look at what they can do:

FoxKit
FoxKit
8 years ago

@All That Migging and Towing

Oh, do go on. Your childish tantrum is a joy to watch. I wonder how many more of your toys you can toss out of the pram before you really melt down.
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Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

For what it’s worth, I hope that asshole finds the island of his dreams and it has better food than seagulls. I don’t like to wish harm on people, but then there’s people on whom wishing harm amounts to wishing a lot of good on the rest of the world, especially when said harm is just “lack of an internet connection”.

Stempke
Stempke
8 years ago

I am a hunter, myself, and as such have a bit of survival training. You do not want to eat sea birds unless you have no other choice. They taste terrible, smell worse, and are very susceptible to taking on the pollutants in the water.

After a couple days of eating seagulls that have been living on an island with a decaying old diesel engine boat, you’d probably have the world’s worst diarrhea.

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
8 years ago

I’d just like Miggy to know that while I support his right to subsist on a diet of seagulls alone, I don’t actually want him to get scurvy. So if that happens, he will be thwarting my wishes, and I’m sure those of many other feminists here.

I have no wishes one way or the other regarding people eating at Olive Garden. Seems fairly harmless.

ETA: ninja’s by Sinkable John!

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

If immune systems are so alpha, I guess I’m some kind of super-alpha, considering how incredibly active my immune system is. My immune system is such a badass it beats the shit out of my internal organs. Bet yours isn’t that badass, miggy!

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