Earlier today, one apparently desperate MGTOW went to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit to ask the regulars for advice on fleeing the country so he can skip out on paying alimony and child support.
Helpful commenters suggested various alternatives, from faking his own death to literally joining the French Foreign legion (turns out he’s too old for that). The OP is also considering the possibility of living “like Rambo, in the woods.”
But my favorite answer came from a dude living on a boat:
I would strongly urge all MGTOWs to consider this alternative. Any kind of boat or boat-like device will do — sailboat, rowboat, giant inflatable duck, pool noodle, you name it.
Aim for one of these islands and you’ll be sitting pretty in no time!
NOTE: Just so you know, the caption for the pic above is kind of a joke. Clipperton Island, a tiny smudge of an atoll 670 miles southwest of Mexico, has more than one tree. It also had birds.
And an abandoned tanker!
MGTOWs! Clipperton island calls for you!
I weep for your childhood.
Today I researched what kinds of plant proteins I can eat without getting sick that grow easily in my region. I already have a couple of good sources of vitamin c growing, too. Obviously there are more vitamins and minerals I should look into as well, but I can survive on this knowledge. I can’t survive long on seagulls alone (and I hear they’re disgusting).
Lemontations sound delicious, though, and would probably help with the scurvy.
Oh dear god it’s back for Round 2.
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If these troll threads get any more addictive I’ll never get anything done around here.
My apologies, I meant 329 not 339. I need to keep my information on the übermensch straight.
Rosehips are good for Vitamin C. Tonnnnnes of that in there. Just make sure you clean out all of the seeds, otherwise you can eat them right off of the plant.
(DO NOT EAT THE SEEDS. They aren’t poisonous, but they have little microscopic burrs on them, and as they pass through your digestive tract, well… the Cree word for “rosehip” is “itchy-bum-berry”)
@Rhuu
I also have find memories of Olive Garden. My parents never took us out except for the occasional pizza (but usually pizza was Little Caesar’s because we didn’t have a lot of money). Olive Garden and the Mexican place were rare treats.
@Scildfreja
Thanks for that info. I saw it in the other thread and filed it away. Rose bushes are everywhere around here, and I knew the hips and petals were edible but didn’t know about the burrs until you mentioned it earlier.
I think he ran out of random things to cherry-pick and adress in our posts.
I think you can come back out now, Mick Dash, sweetie. I think he’s gone.
I doubt he’s even learned “leaves of three, let them be” in his 329 years roaming the planet.
I’m the first to admit that I’m a wimpy city girl. Even I guessed (correctly as it turns out) that seagulls might be the sort of creature to bear pestilence. It seemed really, really obvious.
Our ancient friend is such an embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect. He thinks he can survive in the wild on penis power alone but in reality, he’d be one of the first to die from eating poisonous berries in a survival situation.
I thought this warranted a blockquote and repost.
Either that or he’ll be killed by a bear he thought he could kill with a self made spear that is little more then a pointy stick.
It’s rather scandalous that western women think they’re too good to have cheap pasta all day every day for the rest of their lives. Some of us have to chase down seagulls and eat them raw, while other seagulls peck at our scalp and poop down our shirt collar. All because of alimony! I bet you females wouldn’t even eat a single wing of raw seagull.
Ever heard the expression “I would rather eat a raw seagull than take responsibility for my own chidren”? Can you guess who came up with that expression? Yup, a seagull did. Fucking weird, isn’t it.
Pictured: MGTOW on a giant inflatable duck as the red pill subreddit cheers him on
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He’d run up to it with the stick shouting “I’ll have you know, I’m 329 years old!”
Well this is quite pathetic. Undefined impressions that amount to mere puffery and name-calling.
1) Where precisely did David suggest that birds can not be eaten?
2) Ah, rank bigotry. A reason why this man has no respect for MGTOW. Any group willing to see half of humanity in such black-and-white terms is not one that I will speak kindly of.
How does that work precisely? You obviously feel that it’s true, but mere feelings are just not good enough in this sort of thing beyond the primate version of pissing on a fire hydrant.
This means nothing from someone empty of substance.
You clearly don’t read for comprehension, this blog discusses shitty beliefs, thought processes and behaviors of MGTOW. But feel free to point out where one of Dave’s posts wishes death if you have seen something I have not.
More irrational prejudice and discrimination. Someone so shitty at categorizing people is not someone who I would trust for much when it comes to gaining the skills for such a thing.
Yep, no reading comprehension at all. Paradoxical Intention even specifically said that they were too pricey. You are very dense and your lack of perceptive ability would certainly not help you at hunting birds, or successfully navigating an relationship. If you see what someone says and then spout off the opposite of reality I would want nothing to do with you either.
And you are still at it. I’m betting that this is why you only offer empty characterizations. If you actually had to address something substantively being wrong all of the time would suck pretty quick. Who was it that role-modeled such shitty ability to interact with the world for you? I bet if you tried actually quoting the things you are characterizing about it would get really funny really fast.
Really? An “I know you are but what am I”?
Also reason requires being able to demonstrate the reasons for why you characterize the things you do, and reasoning ability in general requires the ability to accurately characterize the world around you. I’m not seeing it. I’m seeing lots and lots of feeling about things from you, but not the things themselves, and many thing literally opposite what I’m seeing in the words of others.
Unsurprising, this is the end-game for bigoted thought patterns. You have to render the people you have a problem with non-human and pretending they are all like a story you tell is the first step. I certainly think that MGTOW are human, just really shitty ones. I do hope they get better but I won’t refrain from discussing their shitty characteristics.
You were told that we know this by Scildfreja on another post, it’s mockery. We don’t seriously believe that these people are going to really leave, but we wish they would given the characteristics we have issues with. This is becoming a habit for you.
1)That’s not how immune systems work.
2)I certainly don’t see anyone saying they would not eat one if they had to. I see them mocking someone who would rather be in the position of having to eat them because they don’t have the spine to deal with reality, so they invent stories about half of the population and some of them even really want to isolate themselves. It’s pathetic.
I’ll do page two later.
I once saw a badass penguin feeder pluck a seagull out of the air and hold it in her left hand while throwing fish to the penguins with her right hand. The idea was to make the seagull warn the other seagulls of danger, so that they wouldn’t try to steal the fish. Apparently this keeps the gulls away for a few days.
How disappointing! I was late to the party (just checking in before lights out), only to find that both TOWIE and Michael graced us with their presence.
Sadly I do have to sleep, otherwise I’d hang around for a bit to see if they come back. It’s a hard life, living far eastwards of WHTM.
Sweet dreams one and all. Shall we do a straw poll tomorrow, to see whose dreams featured seagulls?
Not a phrase I expected to read today, but I’m glad I did.
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Birds aren’t easy prey! Just look at what they can do:
@All That Migging and Towing
Oh, do go on. Your childish tantrum is a joy to watch. I wonder how many more of your toys you can toss out of the pram before you really melt down.
For what it’s worth, I hope that asshole finds the island of his dreams and it has better food than seagulls. I don’t like to wish harm on people, but then there’s people on whom wishing harm amounts to wishing a lot of good on the rest of the world, especially when said harm is just “lack of an internet connection”.
I am a hunter, myself, and as such have a bit of survival training. You do not want to eat sea birds unless you have no other choice. They taste terrible, smell worse, and are very susceptible to taking on the pollutants in the water.
After a couple days of eating seagulls that have been living on an island with a decaying old diesel engine boat, you’d probably have the world’s worst diarrhea.
I’d just like Miggy to know that while I support his right to subsist on a diet of seagulls alone, I don’t actually want him to get scurvy. So if that happens, he will be thwarting my wishes, and I’m sure those of many other feminists here.
I have no wishes one way or the other regarding people eating at Olive Garden. Seems fairly harmless.
ETA: ninja’s by Sinkable John!
If immune systems are so alpha, I guess I’m some kind of super-alpha, considering how incredibly active my immune system is. My immune system is such a badass it beats the shit out of my internal organs. Bet yours isn’t that badass, miggy!