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Do women really enjoy sex, men who hate women ask

Not tonight
Not tonight

Ladies! Do you feel a bit twitchy? Is the hair on the back of your neck standing up? Don’t worry — that just means that Reddit’s MGTOWs are talking about you again.

On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit the regulars are trying to figure out whether women enjoy sex as much as men. Or at all.

The general consensus? Women aren’t really into sex  — unless it’s with the mythical Chad Thunderc*ck.

“The more I learn about them,” writes original poster psychomantis01,

the stronger the impression I get that [women] are only really interested in childbearing, money, and companionship. It seems to me, as somebody here once put it, they are only really in love with the ‘idea of being in love’, and not in love with the actual man himself.

Spoken like a man who’s never spoken to a woman.

NuclearTruthBomb agrees.

If women actually loved sex as much as men, they’d be approaching men everywhere, watch porn everyday, and frequently visit male prostitutes.

Of course, they may swoon over the occasional Chad. But realize they are only turned on by upper echelon of men. We only need a woman to be attractive…if even that.

Zombocom1911 reports that women definitely don’t have any interest in having sex … with him:

Women are always saying they love sex but in my experience they are completely f**king frigid and really low sex drive unless you are already having sex with them. They never, ever really ACTIVELY pursue or initiate sex with a stranger because they really just don’t care about it, unless its to get something out of a man, like love, affection, dinners, cards, romance.

They are so completely disinterested in sex and stuck up about it , it makes me f**king sick. This is why they can charge such a heavy price for it, because they really don’t want it and really don’t need it.

A top 5% male like Chad Thundercock may have pussy literally thrown at him though. I am not him, so I wouldn’t know.

As Reddit’s MGTOWs see it, even if women aren’t into sex, it’s pretty much all they have to offer men. As Oldredder puts it:

Outside of sex women have nothing to offer. Most of what they talk about is completely boring, unintellectual or, worse, is catty nonsense and pride in being a cheating slut.

Bartand offers a similarly bitter take:

The only reason they enjoy sex at the beginning is because it is their only way to be loved since they have nothing else to offer. Then later she start to wonder if you like her for more than sex so she start to cut off sex.

As Flaye2 sees it, women use their lack of interest in sex as a weapon against men in the ongoing war of the sexes:

Women seem to have lower drives and they use that to control men. Wives would cut off the sex but at the same time not allow him to satisfy him urges elsewhere, that is evil.

But most of the regulars agree that women do get tingly for Chad.

“With men well above their sexual league, they unreservedly enjoy it,” writes feedmecarrots.

With men in their league, who they are using sex with as a manipulative tool, they can’t enjoy it. It is too much like work. 

Not all of the commenters are convinced that women hate sex.

“I’m kind of surprised reading the comments,” writes Antingly, one of the only contributors to the discussion who sounds like he might have actually had sex with an actual living human female.

Sure, some girls seem like they don’t enjoy sex that much, but, some girls will black out during an orgasm. I’m sorry, but I have never experienced anything like that – even when it was really good.

A fellow called givecake, somewhat unexpectedly, offers his fellow MGTOWs some tips in the fine art of lady pleasing.

If you ever wanted to please a woman sexually, it doesn’t hurt to stimulate all 3 areas at the same time.

In case any MGTOWs are reading this post, a quick reminder: The “3 areas” he’s speaking of are the right knee, the left nostril, and the visitors’ center at the Beaver Dam Rest Stop south of Owensboro, Kentucky.

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Givecake continues:

Obviously, use your best hand for clitoral stimulation.

The clitoris can be found just inside the left nostril, if the woman in question is right-handed. If she’s left-handed, the clit will be located behind the information desk in the visitor’s center at the aforementioned Beaver Dam rest stop.

Don’t expect her to ever consider doing anything like this amount of work for you.

For one thing, most women don’t have arms long enough to reach all the way to Kentucky.

The MGTOW subreddit really is one of the saddest places on planet earth.

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Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Sedentary Reactionary

OH HEY IT’S YOU!

I just wanna thank you for giving me the name Punkle Stan because it turns out it’s a legitimate AU that people like and now I must edit and draw because wowee wah wah.
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Look at him. Nothing like piercings and tattoos to make a 60-something cartoon man even hotter, amiright?

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Ok. That’s just bizarre. I pasted the image address on its own line and nothing happens when I hit post. It’s not like it’s borked. It just disappears. But when I click the edit button, the address for the image shows up again. How does that even happen?

http://paleocave.sciencesortof.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/icp_how_do_magnets_work.jpg

One more try with a different but related image.

All right. That one worked, but now the joke isn’t funny anymore.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@LindsayIrene
Oh, neat! I learned something new today. 🙂

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

TMI warning

I can get clitoral stimulation via my belly button. Any other clit havers experience this? I don’t know how common of a thing this is!

Sedentary Reactionary
Sedentary Reactionary
8 years ago

@wwth

I told you already, it may very well take months of contemplation for me to answer that question satisfactorily. I am currently in the process of writing a lengthy and philosophically complicated jeremiad on the pitfalls of modern civilization, and may very well answer your question within it.

I’ve never taken a gender studies course. The most I’ve ever had to do with feminism is that I read Faludi’s “Backlash” once.

What are your opinions regarding the notion of making robots our rulers?

Nequam
Nequam
8 years ago

Oh great, the flyblown troll turds are hatching maggots.

Sedentary Reactionary
Sedentary Reactionary
8 years ago

@Axe

I’ll give it a shot, but I make no promises; I’m not the best at watching myself. Wait, does that count as blaming someone else also?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

@WWTH

I see the first one, I think. “CURSED MAGNETS !” right ? I see it in both posts, so it must be on your end ?

And yeah SR, google it now. It’s gonna take you 5 minutes. ’bout half an hour to get to covering the basics on anatomy in general.

A lifetime to figure out what to do with that knowledge. But that’s the great part !

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

What are your opinions regarding the notion of making robots our rulers?

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PeeVee the Sarcastic
PeeVee the Sarcastic
8 years ago

SR, you remain FOS.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

@WWTH

Not a clit-haver but I’ve never heard of that before. Sounds cool though! Congratulations?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

This is some low-quality trolling, right here. I’ve been trolled harder by my cat.

Sedentary Reactionary
Sedentary Reactionary
8 years ago

@kupo

I imagine that a robot would be significantly less likely to suffer from the same clouded judgment that affects our species. Robots would be much more logical rulers than humans; they might even be philosopher kings. They will also do what they’re programmed to do, so I find it unlikely that they will let power and money go to their heads.

Podkayne Lives
Podkayne Lives
8 years ago

I can get clitoral stimulation via my belly button. Any other clit havers experience this? I don’t know how common of a thing this is!

I have not experienced it myself, but per my husband, someone on one of his subreddits said that some percentage of people do get genital response from belly button stimulation. (He brought this up in conversation a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t just now ask him about belly buttons.) No idea what percentage that actually is.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

am currently in the process of writing a lengthy and philosophically complicated jeremiad on the pitfalls of modern civilization, and may very well answer your question within it.

Too long; won’t read. I don’t care to read the “jeremiad” of someone who doesn’t even know what a cervix is for. You can answer the question succinctly. Or don’t. Whatever. I’m going to probably be okay going to my grave without knowing the answer.

However, I’m going to warn you that every you time you post here, I’m going to reask the question. Not because I’m particularly keen on knowing the answer. Just because I find it hilarious that you don’t have enough knowledge of history to answer such a simple question, yet you continue to make posts full of pseudo-intellectual wankery as if anyone will be fooled into thinking that the fact that you can throw out a few thesaurus words makes you intelligent.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

I imagine that a robot would be significantly less likely to suffer from the same clouded judgment that affects our species. Robots would be much more logical rulers than humans; they might even be philosopher kings. They will also do what they’re programmed to do, so I find it unlikely that they will let power and money go to their heads.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Wait, does that count as blaming someone else also?

OK, so gimme a timeline. We wait until he drops his dissertation before we ban him? It’s whatever, I just kinda wanna know when the pain stops…

@WWTH
I’ve heard of it before. Sounds super fun, and not entirely uncommon. Apparently, even us penisiers (tryin out a new word) can do it! Even enough for some to orgasm. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes (puns) to how people can be stimulated. I get a little something, but I’m not sure if it’s a nice something…

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

So the way I see it, there’s two possibilities.

He’s pretty misguided, and has seriously annoying speech mannerisms and the superiority complex that commonly goes with uber-rationalizing types.

A) He’s genuinely, if clumsily, trying to work it out and maybe just maybe grow out of it.

B) He’s trolling some more.

@SR

For your sake I hope it’s A, ’cause otherwise you’re in for a world of pain. I’m in nice mode right now because lack of sleep makes me optimistic – the others seem well-rested.

You’re in a pretty uncomfortable position right now, I get that. Thing is, we aren’t going to make it any more comfortable, unless, maybe, you give us a whole lotta reasons to.

And fast, too, ’cause I tend to get cranky after the 25 hours mark, and I’m reaching 24 in half an hour.

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

I had to explain to my mother once what testicles are supposed to be good for

Of course you did.

the woman behind the counter started screaming about Sandy Hook being a hoax set up by Obama to take our guns and black people being violent because they’r the descendants of Cain

Of course that happened.

I don’t come from the most educated place on earth, I’m afraid. I think I’m doing pretty good just to know what I do know.

I’m all out of cookies.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

Oh hey, I get the belly-button thing too ! Granted, it’s pretty mild, and the stimulation needs to be very soft otherwise it turns to just pain in my belly button*, which I personally find uncool.

So yeah, seems to also affect penis-havers, as others have pointed out.

ETA : *I had extensive surgery because peritonitis – they uncorked my gut through a bunch of places, the belly button among them, and the scar is still there and making it super sensitive, hence the pain.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

A few more philosopher-kings ready to rule humanity through pure logic.

OoglyBoggles
OoglyBoggles
8 years ago

@SR
Look at that point it is no different than AI god to regular theistic gods. As both are about as fantastical in ability to fix everything you deem improper and incorrect, it’s not worth thinking too much of it besides entertainment.

As a virgin myself, no I still do not understand what you are on about aside from big naivite. Like, you can stroke with your hands, kiss on neck and ear, if you’re a leg person I guess you could-

And now I’m going to stop turning this into something NSFW. Point is that like with anything else, it’s okay to ask questions.

Bina
8 years ago

Oh crap, the troll is HERE, too? And just when I was enjoying how nice and clean and fresh this thread smelled…
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Shoo, troll. Shoo!

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
8 years ago

Besides the so-called Singularity ain’t happened yet, and there’s no proof it ever will. Might be a good thing to start cleaning up our own mess now, instead of waiting for sexbots. No wait, I meant RoboJesus.

ETA (I keep doing this, huh ?)

Oogly said

Point is that like with anything else, it’s okay to ask questions.

[…]asking questions to your partner ! Not to us ! We’re into watching Trudeau eat corn, if you wanna know. No, you didn’t wanna know. And now you can’t unknow it.

Bina
8 years ago

I can get clitoral stimulation via my belly button. Any other clit havers experience this? I don’t know how common of a thing this is!

If I twiddle mine a certain way (it’s an innie), it makes me feel a strange need to pee. Alas, not quite so pleasant clit-wise, though. More like an “ugh, gotta go wring out my kidneys” sensation.

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