Ladies! Do you feel a bit twitchy? Is the hair on the back of your neck standing up? Don’t worry — that just means that Reddit’s MGTOWs are talking about you again.
On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit the regulars are trying to figure out whether women enjoy sex as much as men. Or at all.
The general consensus? Women aren’t really into sex — unless it’s with the mythical Chad Thunderc*ck.
“The more I learn about them,” writes original poster psychomantis01,
the stronger the impression I get that [women] are only really interested in childbearing, money, and companionship. It seems to me, as somebody here once put it, they are only really in love with the ‘idea of being in love’, and not in love with the actual man himself.
Spoken like a man who’s never spoken to a woman.
NuclearTruthBomb agrees.
If women actually loved sex as much as men, they’d be approaching men everywhere, watch porn everyday, and frequently visit male prostitutes.
Of course, they may swoon over the occasional Chad. But realize they are only turned on by upper echelon of men. We only need a woman to be attractive…if even that.
Zombocom1911 reports that women definitely don’t have any interest in having sex … with him:
Women are always saying they love sex but in my experience they are completely f**king frigid and really low sex drive unless you are already having sex with them. They never, ever really ACTIVELY pursue or initiate sex with a stranger because they really just don’t care about it, unless its to get something out of a man, like love, affection, dinners, cards, romance.
They are so completely disinterested in sex and stuck up about it , it makes me f**king sick. This is why they can charge such a heavy price for it, because they really don’t want it and really don’t need it.
A top 5% male like Chad Thundercock may have pussy literally thrown at him though. I am not him, so I wouldn’t know.
As Reddit’s MGTOWs see it, even if women aren’t into sex, it’s pretty much all they have to offer men. As Oldredder puts it:
Outside of sex women have nothing to offer. Most of what they talk about is completely boring, unintellectual or, worse, is catty nonsense and pride in being a cheating slut.
Bartand offers a similarly bitter take:
The only reason they enjoy sex at the beginning is because it is their only way to be loved since they have nothing else to offer. Then later she start to wonder if you like her for more than sex so she start to cut off sex.
As Flaye2 sees it, women use their lack of interest in sex as a weapon against men in the ongoing war of the sexes:
Women seem to have lower drives and they use that to control men. Wives would cut off the sex but at the same time not allow him to satisfy him urges elsewhere, that is evil.
But most of the regulars agree that women do get tingly for Chad.
“With men well above their sexual league, they unreservedly enjoy it,” writes feedmecarrots.
With men in their league, who they are using sex with as a manipulative tool, they can’t enjoy it. It is too much like work.
Not all of the commenters are convinced that women hate sex.
“I’m kind of surprised reading the comments,” writes Antingly, one of the only contributors to the discussion who sounds like he might have actually had sex with an actual living human female.
Sure, some girls seem like they don’t enjoy sex that much, but, some girls will black out during an orgasm. I’m sorry, but I have never experienced anything like that – even when it was really good.
A fellow called givecake, somewhat unexpectedly, offers his fellow MGTOWs some tips in the fine art of lady pleasing.
If you ever wanted to please a woman sexually, it doesn’t hurt to stimulate all 3 areas at the same time.
In case any MGTOWs are reading this post, a quick reminder: The “3 areas” he’s speaking of are the right knee, the left nostril, and the visitors’ center at the Beaver Dam Rest Stop south of Owensboro, Kentucky.
Givecake continues:
Obviously, use your best hand for clitoral stimulation.
The clitoris can be found just inside the left nostril, if the woman in question is right-handed. If she’s left-handed, the clit will be located behind the information desk in the visitor’s center at the aforementioned Beaver Dam rest stop.
Don’t expect her to ever consider doing anything like this amount of work for you.
For one thing, most women don’t have arms long enough to reach all the way to Kentucky.
The MGTOW subreddit really is one of the saddest places on planet earth.
@ S. John
Sorry about the sads. I have a few extra happys (happies?) lying around if you want.
Comma splices are not ‘bad’, oh no. They are pure evil.
@ Axe,
You are uniquely cruel, sir!
Axe, you’re a big meanyface.
Also: what Lea said.
What’s wrong with comma splices ?
(happies is the proper spelling, your comment gave me the chucklesies)
In the right hands, a comma splice is wonderful.
Most hands are not the right hands.
RE: Anything I write.
@PoM & Jack
I use them pretty often in writing. Although, they’re commonly accepted in french. To be honest, I actually had to google what a comma splice even is.
I tend to change the style of narration depending on which character is being followed, and one of them calls for a lot of comma splices. They’re pretty useful when describing the mental chaos that can go on in someone’s head.
They’re also useful for describing the actions of another character, often executed in a mechanical, detached way. Clean up utensils, pack up, examine tracks, start walking. Etc.
Comma splices are great 😀
@Mish
Better than commonly pleasant 😛
I’m sure I’ve told this one before, but I loves it.
In high school I sat next to a big ‘ol football playin redneck in Spanish. One day he started bringing romance novels to school. Another guy made fun of him for reading a girly book and after he ask the guy if he’d ever read one, he informed him it was porn. He looked at me and said something like, “I know your secret. Y’all just keep your porn out in the open and act like it ain’t porn”.
He wasn’t wrong.
@John
What you’re describing looks more like simple comma use rather than comma splicing. I mean, I’m not breaking out in a rash or anything, so…
@Mish
It’s because it’s a succession of actions rather than disconnected things, right ? (All those words are the wrong words. Am bad at meta-engrish.) I think I was correct for the first one, but I don’t know. I mean… I only learned what a comma splice is less than an hour ago :p
@John
Here’s a comma splice or two:
I can’t keep up with MGTOW logic, it changes constantly, one day they say women hate sex, the next it’s women are all sluts.
(the last comma is fine but not the first two; they should be semi-colons or even full stops)
In any case, all your engrishes are better than my fwenches 😀
@Mish
Then again fwench is dumb x_x
I mean, there’s a ridiculous amount of rules… but half of it is exceptions to those rules ! How do you keep up. English is beautifully simple and elegant and flexible. And it’s so much easier to learn as a second language ! I weep for anyone who learns french but wasn’t born with it. I’m the lucky one ._.
Well, then again, french doesn’t have comma splice snubbery.
I prefer the Trump University Comma. It’s when you switch a decimal point for a comma, thereby increasing your profits manyfold.
Example
Without the Trump University Comma: 576.919
With the Trump University Comma: 576,919
It’s so simple, I can’t believe that not everybody does it. It’s fantastic, look, it’s great. A lot of people are saying it’s tremendous. I’m hearing it’s tremendous. We could have billions and billions of commas. You’re gonna see so many commas it’ll make your head spin. You’re gonna be sick of commas.
Petal just gave the ultimate argument against french. We also use commas instead of decimal points.
Really, David? You really want to go there?
@Sinkable John
A comma splice is really when you use a comma to separate two independent clauses. In your example, the commas separate a list of verb phrases.
We do, too. :p
Where in English you’d say “five point nine (5.9)”, we say “five comma nine (5,9)”.
Actually, I think IP just gave the ultimate argument against everything 🙂
John, you said wrt fwench:
This is exactly what I hear from students – but about English – on a regular basis. The fact that we have borrowed from, stolen from, and pillaged every other language EVER only compounds the weirdness.
This might be difficult to explain because it’s normal in French, but here are some examples:
My cat Pepper is so cute, she’s drooling on her blankie.
Today I went to the farmer’s market, they had a huge variety of squashes this week, I wanted all of them but only bought an acorn squash.
Basically in English if clauses can stand on their own as a full sentences they should be separated by a period. If you’re trying to convey a connection between the clauses you can use a semicolon instead. Don’t worry too much if it’s difficult for you; it’s a really common error.
Edit: French isn’t so bad! It has so few irregular verbs. I love the predictability of the verb conjugation.
Right, now I get it. I think. Maybe.
Weirdly enough I don’t think it’s a mistake I’ve made often in english. But I could be wrong ?
*scurries off to randomly check posts*
@Sinkable John
I haven’t noticed you making that mistake (or any other mistakes, really).
@ Mish
http://i.imgur.com/wvgqh6G.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lplfrbRGja1qcqgrgo2_500.gif
That would be the peer pressure then :p
Everyone here speaks very good english so I bring my A-game. Plus I rewrite half my sentences all the time ._.
@LindsayIrene
It feels almost like I’m wearing nothing at all!