Welcome to the first installment of a new series here on We Hunted the Mammoth: Today in Breitbart Comments.
It’s pretty simple. Every day I will read through as many comments on Breitbart as I can stomach, and bring back some of the, er, best for you!
Today, I looked through some of the 5076 (and counting) comments Breitbart readers left on a post titled “Clinton Campaign Dogpiles NBC Reporter for Covering Hillary’s Coughing Attack.”
As it turns out, Breitbart’s commenters have quite a few concerns about Hillary’s health — and some, well, novel explanations for her cough. Some selected comments from the thread:
And here is the most-liked comment in the thread:
REMINDER: This is the audience that Steve Bannon, Donald Trump’s campaign CEO, cultivated for many years as the head cheese of Breitbart — and that Trump was presumably hoping to appeal to by hiring Bannon to run his campaign.
Ewwwwwww, this is so unbelievably creepy . I shouldn’t have been eating while reading this.
I shouldn’t have been reading while reading this. These people’s minds are not nice places.
Breitbart’s articles are already like a comment section. This is like a comment section within a comment section. Comment-ception, if you will.
I quote this without comment for posterity
Breitbart: somehow worse than when Andy was still kickin
The Brentwood Speedbump maybe did a better job of keeping things at dogwhistle level. And maybe was not as overtly racist. But he was right in the muck.
riiiiiiight… HILLARY is the presidential candidate most likely to be suffering from some form of dementia. suuuuure.
@Terrabeau I couldn’t agree more — so creepy and gross.
I don’t know how David can drink so much poison. I appreciate him shining a light on these individuals but I couldn’t do what he does day after day.
@paleotectonics
I prefer the dogwhistles *shrug*
Also, you should maybe check your name link. For some reason, it goes to ‘www. thisarticle/ yourblog’, and, as such, goes nowhere. Unless that was the plan. In which case, nevermind me, fam
Edit: fuckin hyperlinks ?
Um…what do hetero men do with their tongues, then?
…Who am I kidding? These guys don’t believe in giving their partners orgasms. Heck, they probably don’t even believe female orgasms exist.
She coughed. What the fuck has that got to do with genitals or sex?
Not an anatomy class among them, is there?
When Bush the elder barfed on TV, did they assume it had to do with the state of his balls and how much oral sex he had?
These dudes really only have one reaction to a woman doing anything, don’t they?
@BecomingAndi
I don’t know about how David does it, but in my experience you learn to “separate” after a while. Like with fiction. It’s like reality TV. The alt-right is reality TV gone horribly wrong.
You need to approach it with a certain mindset too. If you want to learn their rhetoric to counter it, good luck. There’s just too much toxic in there. If you’re just going to look for egregious crap to mock, it gets a lot easier.
Kupo,
These men don’t go down. They hump like dogs: a couple quick thrusts and they’re done with the deed.
They probably whine about using rubbers too.
Then they blame women’s slutty nature for never wanting a second tryst.
What.
That doesn’t
You can’t
No.
Vaginas are poisonous, Viscaria. Didn’t you know? Lick one too many any you might as well huff asbestos. It is known.
I dunno about bothering with the comment sections. I mean, look at AJE comments versus what’s in the articles — it’s at least as bad. Or CBC, not quite as bad but not too far off.
Or heck, even here you get TimMark and others popping by.
These guys…their imaginations…ugh. It’s no wonder no woman wants them. Hell, if I could go gay out of sheer revulsion at these guys, I would!
@Axecalibur, just wanted to make the point that, at best, Rotting Andy had a slightly better grasp of basic public behavior than the quasi-Stormfront that the site is.
As for the link, not going to blogwhore, if the dammit link doesn’t work this time buggerit. It’s mostly just me telling the universe to bite me and expressing my undying love for Barenaked Ladies and fishing, sometimes together.
This explains my compulsive throat clearing problem.
These men are fucking gross! Did it ever occur to them that maybe she just has a cold, or choked on something? I have a cold right now and there are times when I just can’t stop coughing. I hate colds. ☹
@paleotectonics
Yeah… I noticed 😛
Jaxson is a champ
@IP
Aight, Casanova. She’s lucky to have you. We get it ?
Apparently Reno Rivera gets his stupid stereotype from The Simpson’s Patty Bouvier.
paleo skrev:
The guy who shouted at rape victims to STOP RAPING PEOPLE! had a better grasp of how to comport yourself around actual humans than his heirs and assigns have? Jegus. In the immortal words of Charlie Brooker, we “may as well be standing waist-deep in a trench full of shit, watching sixteen hundred jackals fuck each other to death”.
sixteen hundred, eh? That’s a lot of jackals.
@Petal
It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that lol.
I’m sure Reno “cunnilingus is for dirty lesbians” Rivera is just a fantastic, giving lover.