Say what you want about the tenets of Internet Nazism, at least it offers lovelorn white supremacists handy dating advice.
In yesterday’s edition of Radio Aryan’s Daily Traditionalist show, beardy white supremacist/Trump superfan Matthew Heimbach and guest Sven Longshanks discussed Sven’s attendance at a meeting of one of the Daily Stormer’s new, ahem, “book clubs,” designed to provide really really racist dudes with camaraderie, weapons training, and dating advice.
According to the summary of the show on the Radio Aryan website, the two suggested that fellow white supremacist dudes looking for white love do so in gruppens groups:
Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. They feel at ease in a situation like this and are far more likely to talk to a group of affable men than they are to individuals that look like they are out on the pull and conspicuously trying to impress women.
Also, maybe grow a beard?
The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.
So ladies, if you find yourself being chatted up at the local watering hole by a weirdly affable group of beardymen in matching brown shirts, well, they probably listen to Radio Aryan.
I like Husbeast’s beard, it hides his slightly receding double chin. I kinda wish I could have one to hide my double chin. Alas, all I can muster is a finger print sized area on either side of my chin (thanks, menopause!)
SFHC said
I’ve never seen more than a handful of episodes myself, but I figured out that the house they used for all the exterior shots of the “Bel Air” home is less than a mile from my dad’s (aka my other) house. True fact!
Point out to them that some women have facial hair, and watch their heads explode.
@Tara
No but you see, women aren’t allowed facial hair, because it makes them disgusting freaks.
Chinaman? Mulattoes?! Did he just step out of a time machine? Pro-tip for Nazi guys: don’t use those words when you’re talking to the woman your pack has approached/cornered, they’re a dead giveaway.
@ calmdown
Love that name with that picture of Leslie.
“The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others.”
…and you can go bald too, you lucky, handsome devils. Is there any end to the list of your advantages?…Not the least of which must be the fact that beardy baldness is the source of passionate attraction among women and invincible self-confidence among men.
Add to that a pasty-white complexion and you’ve completed the trifecta, and your place in the übermensch gang is assured. How shall the rest of us contain our envy, which allows us no rest day or night? (Either it’s that or the recurrent bouts of giggles, take your pick.)
this is rubbing me up a bit the wrong way
@Net Beard:
“Genghis Khan and George Clinton are my top choices. Who has better Fierceness Beards than those two? NO ONE EVER.”
Nuh-uh…..seriously: Viktor Leonov of the VMF (Voyenno-morsky Flot), i.e. the Soviet Navy. Check out his entry on Badass of the Week: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/leonov.html
the author of the article says it far better than even we here in Russophilic Pavlov’s House could.
Radioaryan? Worst. Australian. Punk rock band. Ever.
The fuck did I just read?
My (very) white and GERMAN (Heil!No, seriously, he’s so white he had ancestors in the nazi army-they were not ideological nazis, just… You know, didn’t have much of a choice) boyfriend can’t grow anything other than a very sad goatee.
Should I break it to him that he’s probably an adopted Asian with green contacts? Or maybe he is a 30 yo child?
@Virgin Mary
That is a very impressive cat-beard.
Oh, sorry, I said “asian”? I meant to say” Chinaman”.
I am 90% certain that the second portion about who can grow beards come verbatim out of Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson, who has a character’s ex-girlfriend writing a dissertation about beards and racism.
Just pointing out: I’m as Caucasian as I come. The closest thing to non-aryan in my background is one great-grandmother from Bohemia and some French blood.
The most I can grow is a mustache and a sparse goatee.
My father, who is half Sweedish, a quarter Norweigian, and a quarter English (as in, WASP English) can only manage the mustache.
Science. They’re doing it wrong.
Tried to make a new handle, and my iPads autocorrect screwed it up. Let’s try this again.
Okay, so I checked, and I was wrong.
Don’t cast me in your beard crusade!!! I have had a goatee and now a beard for over 30 years to cover facial scarring. Besides like I have told the neo-nazi idiots before (aka KKK), why would I join a brotherhood who hates Native Americans. This always catches them by surprise! But I am extremely proud of my Seminole heritage and against all hate groups.
I actually burst out laughing at this. What does being less hairy genetically have to do with maturity? If a whole group of people are less hairy naturally, then hair isn’t a sign of manhood in that group. Also, if Chinese men couldn’t grow beards, then why do all the paintings of ancient Chinese scholars have long ass beards? I like a beard that’s neat and trimmed and well groomed or no beard at all. Santa Claus beards definitely wouldn’t attract me.
@ EM
Somewhere at the North Pole you’re being crossed off a list.
Well than, once again the so called “racial science” was wrong. Seriously, Its not like people in Asia, the America’s and Africa didn’t know what a beard was before the white man came. Big surprise.