Say what you want about the tenets of Internet Nazism, at least it offers lovelorn white supremacists handy dating advice.
In yesterday’s edition of Radio Aryan’s Daily Traditionalist show, beardy white supremacist/Trump superfan Matthew Heimbach and guest Sven Longshanks discussed Sven’s attendance at a meeting of one of the Daily Stormer’s new, ahem, “book clubs,” designed to provide really really racist dudes with camaraderie, weapons training, and dating advice.
According to the summary of the show on the Radio Aryan website, the two suggested that fellow white supremacist dudes looking for white love do so in gruppens groups:
Women are …Â attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. They feel at ease in a situation like this and are far more likely to talk to a group of affable men than they are to individuals that look like they are out on the pull and conspicuously trying to impress women.
Also, maybe grow a beard?
The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.
So ladies, if you find yourself being chatted up at the local watering hole by a weirdly affable group of beardymen in matching brown shirts, well, they probably listen to Radio Aryan.
“The pyramids were giant grain silos”, “Obama is importing lesbian farmers to displace Midwestern conservatives”, “non-whites can’t grow beards”… Every week these days, it seems, right-wingers say something so inexplicable and surreal that I find it impossible to tell if they genuinely mean it or are just trolling for attention.
They legitimately believe it (for the most part, talkin’ bout conspiracy theorists). It’s terrifying to realize how tenuous a person’s grasp on reality is, and how that grasp has nothing at all to do with how smart or reasonable someone is.
It’s a fantastic title. I swoon over a smart pun.
I did a beard-off competition in my head of the top humans where beards could be representative of some kind of ‘nother level badassery. Genghis Khan and George Clinton are my top choices. Who has better Fierceness Beards than those two? NO ONE EVER.
Chinese people didn’t grow beards? Oh really?
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHDPepAHEXazlTM4ZIJsnB75NVkJ1u15lYC9c6Dt82TnRZVDP0oQ
And some white people can’t grow beards. There are plenty of pictures of East Asian men with beards. They’re just often whispier. I think they look cool, actually.
And I like beards, just not huge mountain man beards. But that’s a matter of taste.
Anyone using the word “mulatto” unironically, outside of a historical context is not to be taken seriously.
@Scildfreja
I think this is the downside of that massive frontal lob humans brag about. Sure, it gives us mad skillz at abstract problem solving, and as a result we have roads, ipods, aqueducts, etc. But the downside is its more susceptible to the buggy ‘garbage in, garbage out’ syndrome than most other animals.
Highly intelligent people can be tricked into adopting a flawed thought processes. This can happen in one area of their life, whilst being very adept in other areas. And it is very frightening–holy shit, if they can fall for it, anyone can.
If you know a person who is otherwise a kind, thoughtful caring individual..who has recently morphed into a Trumpbot, you know of what I speak. I mean people who were lifelong hippies or anarchists.
Even in the comments here, otherwise intelligent people have shown they’ve fallen for a variety of (non political) ‘woo’ and it’s very hard for them to face it(if you can’t find a credible mainstream source with supporting facts, it’s probably woo). The conspiracy/mra/Nazi people are just on the extreme end of this spectrum.
I think someone called this guy a neckbeard and confused his poor brain.
I remember when Nazis were all about the short hair and being clean shaven, ridiculous mustaches obviously excepted.
They were still assholes.
Hello.
I think your transcription is wrong, Mr Futrelle, it was “According to early [from my] assial science […]”. Maybe he had a guttural accent that had botch the listening a bit.
After manliness determined by the size of the penis, maturity determined by the luxuriousness of the beard. Stay tune, not to miss tomorow revelation : wisdom determined by the number of wrinkles on the forehead.
Out of topic, David, but there is again the error messages on the right side bar, between “Buy Books, Support WHTM!” and the “Random WHTM Posts!” block. The messages say : “Warning: Illegal string offset ‘width’ in /home/wp_x3j7yj/wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/class.photon.php on line 466”, with the line number varying. The message is currently repeated 4 times.
Have a nice day.
Sorry for the double post.
Out of topic again.
Here is an article from Le Monde, about a demo of asian people in Paris.
Nothing special about the article in itself, except this bit which have my hear standing like if i was close to an electric ball :
Roughtly translated, it says : “No white or POC faces, it is almost exclusively Asians who had invaded the street.”
Welcome in France, where Asians are now not people of color !
As if it was not enough with intra communauties problems… Thank you journalism, thank you media !
The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard.
http://i.imgur.com/nfjB9QF.gif
also Androids.
The perfect combination of cat and beard.
http://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20130523-cat-beards-7.jpg
early racial science = debunked pseudo-scientific nonsense and bullshit
I am married to a nigerian man, and a beard is NOT a sign an African man is “mulatto”. Morons
Nazi logic: Let’s see, what have I accomplished?
Facial hair!
I should be able to brag about that for 100 words or so.
My girl cat has a furry face, neck, and body, and some pretty serious whiskers — but you don’t hear her bragging.
Or maybe you do. I can’t always translate what she’s saying.
Lesbians hate beards? News to me!
I hope these Nazi dudes will tell me, a lesbian, more of my preferences. I’m floundering here!
Ha! This turns out to be mere anti-beardist propaganda! Probably spread by Big Razor!
Beards are healthy – and not just for the wearer:
I rest my beard – I mean my case.
Stephen Jay Gould points out somewhere (in The Mismeasure of Man?) that once the idea arose that human beings evolved from their common ancestors with chimpanzees and gorillas via neoteny – adult retention of juvenile characteristics (a juvenile chimp’s head has a much more human-like shape than an adult’s, for example) – the racists switched to arguing that whites were less mature and fully grown.
I, a feminist, admit to disliking one beard. It’s on my son and he’s really bad at shaving. Older son took five years to raise a mustache; this one could go full Smith Bros. at fourteen. By online Nazi logic, I think that means he’s more mature than they are. I doubt the validity of the reasoning, but the conclusion sounds right to me.
So, Idris Elba is a ‘mulatto’?
Wait. These guys are all 4Channers, right? Obsessed with Fresh Prince, ready to sing the theme song at a drop of a Stahlhelm? Because I’m pretty sure Uncle Phil had a beard.
Oh yes, I feel so safe and comfortable when a group of men I have never seen before approaches me on the street.
And since when does being a feminist mean you hate beards? (Not gonna comment on that white supremacist word vomit before that because holy crap.)
I’m a feminist AND pretty gay, but I like beards. So long as they don’t look like they’ll jump out and eat my face.
Well actually, not, not all of them are from 4chan. You see…
You see…
Yo– This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down!
The lack of education among these MGTOW racists is amazing. They are simply ignorant. This is the first time I ever heard that Black men cannot grow beards. I’ll tell my Father that the next time I see him and his beard.
It’s a shame and terrifying that their candidate has a good chance of winning in November.
Why would beards make white’s more “mature”? Apes are covered in body hair, shouldn’t that mean whites are less evolved?
Beards are just for Fascists, are they?
Stormers need a visit from Viktor Leonov