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Looking for love with all the wrong racists: Neo-Nazis offer dating tips

The giant Nazi flag is a dead giveaway
The giant Nazi flag is a dead giveaway

Say what you want about the tenets of Internet Nazism, at least it offers lovelorn white supremacists handy dating advice.

In yesterday’s edition of Radio Aryan’s Daily Traditionalist show, beardy white supremacist/Trump superfan Matthew Heimbach and guest Sven Longshanks discussed Sven’s attendance at a meeting of one of the Daily Stormer’s new, ahem, “book clubs,” designed to provide really really racist dudes with camaraderie, weapons training, and dating advice.

According to the summary of the show on the Radio Aryan website, the two suggested that fellow white supremacist dudes looking for white love do so in gruppens groups:

Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. They feel at ease in a situation like this and are far more likely to talk to a group of affable men than they are to individuals that look like they are out on the pull and conspicuously trying to impress women.

Also, maybe grow a beard?

The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.

So ladies, if you find yourself being chatted up at the local watering hole by a weirdly affable group of beardymen in matching brown shirts, well, they probably listen to Radio Aryan.

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Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago

We hate beards now? I missed Katie’s memo!

Oh, but I forgot that she hates efficiency too, so that might explain it.

David
8 years ago

I’d love to be unable to grow a beard. You’d think that after twenty years of shaving, facial hair would get the hint.

banned@4chan.org
8 years ago

“Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. Therefore, insecure anime nazis who feel the need to turn every relationship with other human beings into a competition should definitely form PUA affinity groups.”

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

That’s the most WTF thing I’ve read in a while.

dreemr
dreemr
8 years ago

I m not a huge fan of beards, but I swear it’s not my feminism dictating that preference, it’s my aversion to crumbs from several meals back…

That said, I’ve nothing against a trimmed, decently-kept beard.

I’m having trouble following their evo-psych reasoning on white men with beards being a sign of higher developmental evolution than other more ethnic groups – it seems like having more hair would mean you were closer to the animals and thus less evolved, according to their usual logical cartwheels…

JennyWren
JennyWren
8 years ago

Well, this feminist is clearly doing it wrong- my partner has a big bushy wildman beard at the moment. I should adjust my preferences to more closely align with what radio Nazis think I should like.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

I hate beards?
Beards are a sign of racial superiority?
All women are attracted to what?

All the no.
All of it.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

If feminists hate beards, why would they love cats.

Infrequent Commenter (whose handle disappeared)
Infrequent Commenter (whose handle disappeared)
8 years ago

Well done on the post title, David!

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

I don’t find either beards or cargo shorts sexually appealing on men. While I would never try to dictate what men do with their bodies simply because of my lady boner, if these styles become associated with hate groups and go out of style, that does work out for me.

Selt
Selt
8 years ago

“People of African and Asian descent are unable to grow beards”

http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/2/27783/2032729-confucius.jpg Confucius say: Say that to my face, gweilou.

Bonelady
Bonelady
8 years ago

As my Auatro-Hungarian grandmother would have said, “Ay, yi yi!” (This was not a positive exclamation, btw.)

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
8 years ago
Temascos
Temascos
8 years ago

According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others.

Citation needed. All the darn citations, because my head is full of lolwut about now. I’ve been on and off about growing a beard, after a while it goes beyond my control but I guess since Nazi-types are butting into games they may as well intrude other aspects of my life I enjoy.

Gits.

Eve
Eve
8 years ago

That’s some seriously messed up beard non-logic there. On both the “only white men can grow one” and “all feminists hate/non-feminists like them” scores.

Personally, I’m not a huge fan of beards, I find them itchy and distracting. However I in no way think that says anything about what other women (feminist or otherwise) feels on the subject. Why is it that these guys are incapable of seeing people as individuals? I mean I feel like they would consider themselves individuals right? …maybe?…ugh it makes my brain hurt.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

Has he even seen a kung fu movie/chinese drama? All of the old people have beards.

More importantly, yes women would totally not be fearful,annoyed and more alert to a group of fascists coming on to them on any time of the day.

Noseflower
Noseflower
8 years ago

I hate beards? I had no idea.
Guess I should probably go shave … be interesting to see my chin for the first time in 20 years, at least.

Morgaine le Fée
Morgaine le Fée
8 years ago

Aryan men have luxurious beards? I missed it on Adolf, Breivik and their friends.
Then, I have a Swedish boyfriend who looks very aryan, and has very little facial hair. Is he a mulatto?
Someone gives me a clue?

dreemr
dreemr
8 years ago

Due to my PCOS and my age, I can grow a decent beard myself whilst being a cis-woman. I wonder if these fine gentlemen would take that as a sign of my innate superiority?

Skull
Skull
8 years ago

Sven Longshanks sounds like the name of the cat main character in a picture book.

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
8 years ago

Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other

This actually made me shudder. When I see groups of young men hanging out on the pavement (often drunk, at night) I tense up so much. In my personal experience, men that have harassed me in groups have been much scarier than the men who harass on their own. They egg each other on, go much farther than they would because they’re trying to impress each other…. yeah, if a group of men approached me, or even one man who was clearly part of a nearby group, I make my excuses and get out of there.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

OT for a bit until another new troll comes along:
Ugh, I can’t believe I had to meet with a person trying to lecture me about how positive discrimination is a bad thing, and is actually harming my mental health and self worth as an Asian American. I thought being a dude meant I didn’t have to deal with mansplaining in race form.

Her Grace Phryne: Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
Her Grace Phryne: Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
8 years ago

I don’t like beards because my skin is stupidly sensitive. That said, if I’m not kissing you, I don’t care what your facial hair is like, although it’s probably better if it’s somewhat well-kept. I mean, Radagast is a cool character, but he probably smells weird.

That said… the racial “connection” is very WTF.

ETA: @Ktoryx Yeah, that was my thought, too. Men in groups just means that there’s more of them to keep an eye on in case someone gets a bad idea, and that they can surround me. All the nope.

me and not you
me and not you
8 years ago

They have that totally backwards. Men in groups = no; beards = yes.

I’ve noticed that after dating me for awhile, assuming they don’t have one already, people start growing a beard (if they can). It’s like magic. I just try not to think about the fact they are germ factories. Something something natural resistance?

and it obviously the race stuff is BS.

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