Say what you want about the tenets of Internet Nazism, at least it offers lovelorn white supremacists handy dating advice.
In yesterday’s edition of Radio Aryan’s Daily Traditionalist show, beardy white supremacist/Trump superfan Matthew Heimbach and guest Sven Longshanks discussed Sven’s attendance at a meeting of one of the Daily Stormer’s new, ahem, “book clubs,” designed to provide really really racist dudes with camaraderie, weapons training, and dating advice.
According to the summary of the show on the Radio Aryan website, the two suggested that fellow white supremacist dudes looking for white love do so in gruppens groups:
Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. They feel at ease in a situation like this and are far more likely to talk to a group of affable men than they are to individuals that look like they are out on the pull and conspicuously trying to impress women.
Also, maybe grow a beard?
The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.
So ladies, if you find yourself being chatted up at the local watering hole by a weirdly affable group of beardymen in matching brown shirts, well, they probably listen to Radio Aryan.
We hate beards now? I missed Katie’s memo!
Oh, but I forgot that she hates efficiency too, so that might explain it.
I’d love to be unable to grow a beard. You’d think that after twenty years of shaving, facial hair would get the hint.
“Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other. Therefore, insecure anime nazis who feel the need to turn every relationship with other human beings into a competition should definitely form PUA affinity groups.”
That’s the most WTF thing I’ve read in a while.
I m not a huge fan of beards, but I swear it’s not my feminism dictating that preference, it’s my aversion to crumbs from several meals back…
That said, I’ve nothing against a trimmed, decently-kept beard.
I’m having trouble following their evo-psych reasoning on white men with beards being a sign of higher developmental evolution than other more ethnic groups – it seems like having more hair would mean you were closer to the animals and thus less evolved, according to their usual logical cartwheels…
Well, this feminist is clearly doing it wrong- my partner has a big bushy wildman beard at the moment. I should adjust my preferences to more closely align with what radio Nazis think I should like.
I hate beards?
Beards are a sign of racial superiority?
All women are attracted to what?
All the no.
All of it.
If feminists hate beards, why would they love cats.
Well done on the post title, David!
I don’t find either beards or cargo shorts sexually appealing on men. While I would never try to dictate what men do with their bodies simply because of my lady boner, if these styles become associated with hate groups and go out of style, that does work out for me.
“People of African and Asian descent are unable to grow beards”
http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/2/27783/2032729-confucius.jpg Confucius say: Say that to my face, gweilou.
As my Auatro-Hungarian grandmother would have said, “Ay, yi yi!” (This was not a positive exclamation, btw.)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/9/9f/Fluttershy_cute_stare_S2E7.png
@Infrequent Commenter, thank you, I’m kind of proud of it.
Citation needed. All the darn citations, because my head is full of lolwut about now. I’ve been on and off about growing a beard, after a while it goes beyond my control but I guess since Nazi-types are butting into games they may as well intrude other aspects of my life I enjoy.
Gits.
That’s some seriously messed up beard non-logic there. On both the “only white men can grow one” and “all feminists hate/non-feminists like them” scores.
Personally, I’m not a huge fan of beards, I find them itchy and distracting. However I in no way think that says anything about what other women (feminist or otherwise) feels on the subject. Why is it that these guys are incapable of seeing people as individuals? I mean I feel like they would consider themselves individuals right? …maybe?…ugh it makes my brain hurt.
Has he even seen a kung fu movie/chinese drama? All of the old people have beards.
More importantly, yes women would totally not be fearful,annoyed and more alert to a group of fascists coming on to them on any time of the day.
I hate beards? I had no idea.
Guess I should probably go shave … be interesting to see my chin for the first time in 20 years, at least.
Aryan men have luxurious beards? I missed it on Adolf, Breivik and their friends.
Then, I have a Swedish boyfriend who looks very aryan, and has very little facial hair. Is he a mulatto?
Someone gives me a clue?
Due to my PCOS and my age, I can grow a decent beard myself whilst being a cis-woman. I wonder if these fine gentlemen would take that as a sign of my innate superiority?
Sven Longshanks sounds like the name of the cat main character in a picture book.
Women are … attracted to men in groups that are not competing among each other but co-operating with each other
This actually made me shudder. When I see groups of young men hanging out on the pavement (often drunk, at night) I tense up so much. In my personal experience, men that have harassed me in groups have been much scarier than the men who harass on their own. They egg each other on, go much farther than they would because they’re trying to impress each other…. yeah, if a group of men approached me, or even one man who was clearly part of a nearby group, I make my excuses and get out of there.
OT for a bit until another new troll comes along:
Ugh, I can’t believe I had to meet with a person trying to lecture me about how positive discrimination is a bad thing, and is actually harming my mental health and self worth as an Asian American. I thought being a dude meant I didn’t have to deal with mansplaining in race form.
I don’t like beards because my skin is stupidly sensitive. That said, if I’m not kissing you, I don’t care what your facial hair is like, although it’s probably better if it’s somewhat well-kept. I mean, Radagast is a cool character, but he probably smells weird.
That said… the racial “connection” is very WTF.
ETA: @Ktoryx Yeah, that was my thought, too. Men in groups just means that there’s more of them to keep an eye on in case someone gets a bad idea, and that they can surround me. All the nope.
They have that totally backwards. Men in groups = no; beards = yes.
I’ve noticed that after dating me for awhile, assuming they don’t have one already, people start growing a beard (if they can). It’s like magic. I just try not to think about the fact they are germ factories. Something something natural resistance?
and it obviously the race stuff is BS.