It’s no big secret that many doomsday preppers yearn for the apocalypse — if for no other reason than the opportunities it will provide them to say “I told you so” to all those who doubted their paranoid fantasies. And to possibly shoot some of these unprepared scoffers when they come begging for food.
Nowhere is this more obvious than amongst those apocalypse-fantasizers who’ve convinced themselves that it will be feminism, rather than volcanic eruptions or nuclear war or Donald Trump, that will bring about the end of the world.
On the Men Going Their Own way subreddit, the regulars are talking apocalypse, as modern misogynists are wont to do. And it is as revealing as these exercises always are.
A fellow called BagOfBrokenBits dreams of a not-very-distant future in which uppity ladies “will do whatever they are told.”
The future as I see it, is that as society collapses around us (5-15 years?) most women outside of a tightly controlled patriarchal group simply will not survive, because nobody will put up with their sh*t long enough to feed them. When resources are scarce they will not be able to defend what they have and most lack the health, strength and abilities to obtain or build what they need. There will be no feminism, there will be patriarchy. Men will work together as they always have, in challenging and horrific conditions. Women will do whatever they are told because conditions will be too harsh to tolerate dissent.
And Mr. Bag will be one of those doing the telling, because of all the toiletries he is hoarding:
I am a Prepper. I currently have stores of food, toiletries etc for five years with tools, seeds etc to extend that.
He’s apparently filling his doomsday bunker with as many canned goods as he can get his hands on:
It has been noted that in past shortages due to wars an afternoon with a woman can be had for a tin of … anything really.
You know what I mean, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge say no more!
The pros and cons of the apocalypse:
Cons:
- Death of most of the human race
- Contamination of water sources with dead bodies
- No medical care beyond basic first aid
- Return to stone age civilization
Pros:
- Women will have sex with you for a can of beans
AOF_Semiramis suggests moving to New Zealand. And he has some interesting thoughts about Pokemon GO.
Go complete ghost in New Zealand or the likes.Heck even in the US with private as fuck properties.Grow your own food,have stable ways to get water and raise animals a la farm.Fish too if your near a lake.Assuming your far away enough,lake is isolated enough,your too far from idiot humans and any large concentration of them,then nukes won’t land on your spot too since it would be a waste of resources.(Its why the CIA funded Pokemon GO. So the brainless droves would fill the map for them.Obviusly there are still holes.)
Surviving the apocalypse is so easy that even a kid could do it!
Also..a 15 year old discovered an ancient city due to studying the stars in Central America.So you can bet that there are other places in the world where you can live safely.
Make sure to pack popcorn, for all the gloating you’ll be doing.
I know its f*cked up,but nothing you can do to stop it. You can only save yourself at most.So just chill,get some popcorn,and just accept the f*cking up.
timoppenheimer, meanwhile, doesn’t seem to be doing any prepping beyond living as selfishly as he can:
WWIII is coming, and I am horrified too, OP.
My plan is to enjoy my life. They already took my foreskin; fuck society, I’m living my life for me.
Talkytalktalk is evidently a fan of Alex Jones:
This is the great culling of the human population. The eugenics population reduction freaks are going to kill billions and out the rest under the yoke of totalitarianism. It takes a woman to pick the runts and dispose of them.
But which woman? WHICH WOMAN!?
I need to know now so I can mangina my way into her good graces before the culling.
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Oh, you know, I call myself Handsome Jack because of the video game character, Handsome Jack.
He’s pretty hot, too.
Ooooh, no, I’m SUCH a degenerate, being gay for fictional characters. THE FALL OF ROME COMES AGAIN. ANARCHY! ANARCHY! WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO!
@Handsome Jack
You talked about running with scissors being more efficient; Reactive Sediment replied that it would be something you have to experiment with before taking it a step further. For a moment, I genuinely thought they were proposing holding scissors, taking a step, recording results, taking a step, recording results, taking a step, recording results…
I see we’ve reached the pity party stage of the troll life cycle. So, because decisions are hard and stuff, you want people to be oppressed and enslaved? What?
So, you’re full of shit, know you’re full of shit, expected to be called out on it and was?
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Hey – did ya’ll see the recent studies that show that singles have far more fulfilling lives than married folks? Great news, right? I always knew the TRADCON studies were fake and used as propaganda to get people to get married and get miserable. Why? Marriage is the primary driver of consumption and forced wealth transfer. Women drive 80 percent of the economy through marital financial decisions and increased consumption through the increased spending that comes through popping out new wage and tax slaves.
It’s nice to see science finally catching up to MGTOW and feminism. We’re way to smart for the TRADCONS. You girls keep up the good work. I’m on your side.
Watch out, everyone, Sedentary Reaction appears to be entering the Troll death spiral. Once the spinning reaches a certain velocity the Cucks will start flying out at unpredictable angles. Someone could lose an eye.
@MarkyMark
You know what, I feel like I’ve been too angry in my posts lately without warrant. So I’ll try something silly. 5-7-5 do your thing.
Another pasta…
pasted as a post to try
to get one to his side.
Nothing has changed here;
It’s the same every year,
of two faced worn words.
Feminism works…
to him a way to save men
from harsh misandry.
Is this some cute ploy?
Lies and sexism ahoy!
Just to be liked here?
He sees in his eyes,
A fellow member to be;
A new MGTOW troll.
Sempais how did I do?
Uh…sure…?
Single what, though. Because the studies are usually that single men don’t live as long as married men or some shit. IDK. I’m never getting married anyway. I wouldn’t want to inflict a relationship on anyone, I can’t even stand to be around myself! Wakka wakka! I’ll be here all week.
I am simultaneously amused and bemused by Reactive Sediment’s toonophilia freakout. I mean, being attracted to a cartoon character is such a victimless ‘crime’. But, I dunno, I guess I’m a horrible degenerate, too, what with my not wanting to be a serf and my thing for Deidara.
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I think I just find humour in weird places sometimes. Don’t mind me.
To be honest this demonstrates what’s really wrong with freedom – that it’s such a broad term that nearly any ideology can be spun to be pro-freedom. Nationalism is freedom from foreign powers; unregulated capitalism is freedom from government interference; religious hegemony is freedom from sin; and, as we’ve seen, even absolute rule can be freedom from having to make one’s own decisions.
If there is such a thing as an objective-ish measure of freedom, perhaps it’s the number of viable, practical choices available to a given person – something severely limited in an authoritarian state, where one’s choices are limited by government, and in our hypothetical post-apocalyptic society, where one’s choices are limited by necessity. Even before the warlords with skulls and spikes and spiky skulls on their outfits turn up.
@wwth
Yeah? And what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Reach through the screen and bop me? Don’t you have some sort of uninteresting life to get back to? You’re lucky we don’t live in a monarchy, heads would be rolling due to your impudence.
What’s wrong with finding a cartoon character attractive?
I see Mark has graced us with his presence. Since others have the Room gifs covered, I’ll add some old fashioned Marky Marks
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Oh, white boy rap.
Eh, anime dudes look the same to me.
But this
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This is beautiful.
(That’s a reference, no actual judgement.)
@WWTH
Trent was one of my crushes as a kid. He and probably a bunch of other cartoon characters probably attributed to my punk fetish.
Other than make fun of you? Pretty much nothing. You’re not much of a threat.
Sorry, little bunny foo foo.
@ Sedentary Reactionary
WWTH will bop you on the head and turn you into a goon. *poof*
@Marky Mark: most feminists point out that feminism also benefits men. It benefits women more than men, but it also aims to free men from rigid gender roles. This is what’s known as a win-win and is in no way controversial.
It’s true, but disingenuous to point out that most front-line soldiers are men. Most Western militaries have explicitly prevented women from serving in combat positions until very recently. It’s simply not reasonable to complain that only men die in combat when women have been legally prohibited from dying in combat. The USA repealed its prohibition on women serving in front-line combat positions in 2013. Give it time.
@wwth
This is what happens when you give people freedom. They waste it getting drunk, masturbating to cartoons, and yelling at people online. Decadence and nothing but decadence. Is this what you want?
“bunny foo foo” I think it’s time you put the bottle down. Has the decadence of democratic society compelled you to seek a boss in a bottle?
@Sedentary
Oh noes I am woefully attracted to Balalaika, how will I ever be fit for marriage in the US, when I am so stricken by a Russian Mobster.
Oh my the leaders of the monarchy are so thin skinned that they’ll kill anyone who insults them?
If we spent every day of our lives towards towards work and not towards play of our free time, we’d be too grumpy to work to the best we can. Decadence is the privilege of the rich, I don’t see why everyone else can’t get a taste of it.
I have some comments in moderation because I changed my name to Handsome “Punkle Stan” Jack, but I like to ask, does it make me more powerful if I get a nickname bestowed upon me by a troll than just taking a random thing a troll said? Does that make me the king? Because if it makes me the king, I’d like to make Paradoxical my queen so we may lust over fictional characters together and decree everyone call every troll from now on a weirdo because the ensuing breakdown is hilarious.
Although I’m pretty sure someone else got a part of their name directly from a troll too. We may have to do battle. Pick your sides, my subjects.
“You know what, I feel like I’ve been too angry in my posts lately without warrant. So I’ll try something silly. 5-7-5 do your thing. ”
Feminism is God’s gift to men. Feminism created MGTOW. Feminists should be gleeful at the emergence of MGTOW. MGTOW is an awakening by men of the many benefits true equality brings men – thanks to feminism. Feminism is about true equality. MGTOW isn’t PUA. MGTOW isn’t MRA. MGTOW is patriarchy’s antithesis. MGTOW bring understanding to men of the many blessings of feminism. Yes – there are angry MGTOW – but the MGTOW mindset tempers their anger and pushes it toward positive ends.
Trust me when I say that both feminism and MGTOW are the way forward for humanity. Marriage and birth rates are at historical lows – stunningly beneficial effects for men, women, overpopulation and natural resources.
The nagging, stubborn problem of TRADCONism is the last wall to fall. Once it falls, the world will be a much better place for men, women and earth.
I post a lot on these issues, so copypasta is really just my attempt at steering the conversation to a mutually beneficial crossroad. Don’t know why that bothers some. Real truth is sometimes unsettling I guess.
This is a classic troll, right?
@Mark
Seriously, why don’t you go your own way already? We have zero problem with men who choose live without women. The problem with MGTOWs is that they spend all of their time talking about women instead of moving on like they say they’re going to.
“It’s true, but disingenuous to point out that most front-line soldiers are men. Most Western militaries have explicitly prevented women from serving in combat positions until very recently. It’s simply not reasonable to complain that only men die in combat when women have been legally prohibited from dying in combat. The USA repealed its prohibition on women serving in front-line combat positions in 2013. Give it time.”
It was a weak fight by feminists. ERA and all that. The possibility of a female president is the only reason why conscription for women was even on the table – and feminists were glad TRADCONS squashed the possibility of such ‘equality’. I’m not a fool. In the last battle to open conscription to women – there were no marches to end male only conscription. Feminists are also against shared custody to end child support. Feminism is about true equality – so long as it benefits women over men. Unfortunately – it tends to give lip service only to things that don’t specifically benefit women. Feminism often only raises male issues to immediately sweep them aside. Compared to the false gender pay gap – how many articles on the end to male-only conscription do you see? The common answer by feminists is to end conscription all together – a neat way to avoid the argument. I’m not an idiot.