After Hillary puts them in the spotlight, Nazis Nazi-splain the alt-right on Twitter

All these alt-right memes were created by the Jews to make the Alt-Right look stupid. Ditto for Donald Trump, Vox Day and all the other horrible idiots that lead the movement, they’re just Jewish double agents trying to discredit the bigots to make sure they don’t come to power again.

Incidentally, pretty much every alt-right moron suspects all the others of being Jewish/SJW plants. Even Andrew fucking Anglin was under scrutiny at some point – and he’s put extensive scrutiny on everyone else.

Alternatively, every alt-righter who casts doubt on the others is a Jewish/SJW plant. Which goes back full-circle to all of them being plants.

There’s a lot of paranoia going on in there about that. I guess it never occurred to them that they are in fact a big old bunch of actual fuckwads.

@Moggie

Whoops, I was wrong. That’s what I get for being pedantic.

In a biology class in secondary school, we had to write down our eye colour, or a description of it from someone else. According to my friend, my eyes were ‘sewage’ coloured, haha. I’ve used that description since 🙂

@ Axe

Do you have dreams about unicorns?

If so, you might want to brace yourself for some news….

(in serious news I think eyes are meant to glisten if they’re healthily lubricated)

@ Axe

but it flew right past me.

You got the last film reference so I’m sure you’ll suss this one. Eye shine and unicorns is all you need 😉

As to hydration, yup clear pee is the sign (as is bursting when you wake up). However sometimes it’s better to drink slightly salted water if, like me, you glug gallons of the stuff. Ironically too much ‘pure’ water can actually cause problems.

I’m sure one of our science friends can explain about ‘tonicity’ if necessary.

this “white genocide” stuff, man, I just don’t get it. i mean, even leaving aside the absurdity of calling shit like portraying interracial couples in media “genocide,” where the fuck do they live in “the West” where they’re in danger of running out of white people? where i live (in the midwestern USA, in a largely urban/suburban area) there’s a fair number of non-white people (for the midwest anyway, i think) but i rarely see interracial couples. i’m glad that interracial relationships are becoming more and more acceptable but given that i think it’s fairly well established scientifically that people have a tendency to be attracted to people that look like them (correct me if i’m wrong about this. i’m not a scientist and what stuff i’ve read about it was far from rigorous research… or research at all), for better or worse i don’t think it’s likely that humanity is all going to be one uniform shade of brown anytime soon.

On the topic of ‘white genocide’; it’s a case of fractal stupidity – none of these horseapples have taken even a cursory glance at genetics or basic biology.

(Warning I am about to get ranty. Sorry!)

YOU CAN’T LOSE GENETIC MATERIAL BY RACIAL MIXING. AT ALL. EVER.

That’s not how genes work! Recessive/ unphenotypically expressed genes are still there, in your offspring, and if the genes coding for white skin are so all-fired superior to everything else (spoiler: probably not, except in very specific circumstances) they’ll express back out into the population over time. BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL THERE.

The ONLY way populations lose genetic material is by dying without passing on genes to offspring. You know what causes that? WAR. You know what doesn’t cause that? Interracial dating.

Fuck’s sake, if you want to keep [random genetic trait] around in human populations, go on a fucking PEACE MARCH. Donate to end world hunger! Adopt stronger gun control! ALL THESE THINGS WILL ACTUALLY WORK and also empirically make the world a better place without you being a racist shithead.

Sorry, this particular brand of virulent stupidity pisses me off, because it’s such an idiotic argument. SCIENCE. LEARN IT.

@JoeB
I shared that alt-right cartoon with my boyfriend.

He promptly put it on his Facebook page. He spends waaay too much time battling Trump supporters on Facebook. But he’s really funny when he does it.

Sample:

Trump supporter: How’s it feel to be an effeminate cuckold?

My boyfriend: It feels great! And let me tell you why. It’s because I’m smart enough not to fall for Trump’s lies. I’m smart enough not to buy his bridge. I’m smart enough not to purchase his magic beans. Thanks for asking!

At least it isn’t Rick and Morty

Speaking of Rick and Morty, this:

This is a real court case that was typed down by a stenographer in a courtroom and then voice acted by Justin Roiland.

A really real case for real.

This happened in real life. Two months ago. And the video is a couple weeks old. I never knew about it, so it’s news to me, so let me just put the links here.

That Jesus one is outrageous, but it was only a matter of time that they drew the conclusion that Jesus was an evil Jooooo! That quote as well sounds an awful lot like socialism. So there you have it, Cultural Marxism again. (yaaawwwnn). I wonder what they think when David Dukes goes all doey eyed about Jesus being his (white, presumably) Lord and Saviour?!!

Did you catch the dog-whistle in that Konrad Heiden meme? The bit about protecting the future of their people and their children? It’s a blatant shout out to the ’14 words’ of White Nationalism:

“We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

I’m sure there are many other such dog whistles but I can’t bring myself to read all of this slop just now. It makes me too frustrated.

I think it’s to do with movement or removal, like “evisceration” is the eversion or removal of the viscera. Now, if anyone can explain how “disgruntled” works (is “gruntled” a word?), I’ll be forever thankful.