The alt-right celebrated Hillary Clinton’s speech yesterday on the alt-right by posting a host of memes on Twitter purporting to explain what #AltRightMeans.
So for today’s episode of Memeday, let’s look at this unique self-portrait of and by some of the worst people on planet earth.
According to them, alt-right means:
Pepe with a gun:
https://twitter.com/IndefiniteNull/status/769186449371435008
Multiple Pepes with multiple guns:
ANALYSIS: The Alt-Right Is Woke #AltRightMeans https://t.co/ulXolfSY47
— MontanaMama (@406mama) August 26, 2016
Blatant anti-Semitism:
https://twitter.com/shitbiscuit/status/769165555546910720
Blatant anti-Semitism:that is also … anti-Christianism?
#AltRightMeans Stopping deception on the innocent. #GodBlessAll pic.twitter.com/gyx2b4Vtix
— Jabari Smith (@Humanity4fourAl) August 26, 2016
Appropriating Don Draper for your crappy racist memes:
https://twitter.com/WhitePrivy/status/768666680276967424
I can only assume Fionn here never actually watched Mad Men, because Don Draper would have reacted to all this Nazi gibberish with, well, you know:
Or possibly this:
Proudly boasting of your complete lack of shame:
https://twitter.com/JohnRiversToo/status/768813527066824706
Making very clear that yes, you are the baddies:
#AltRightMeans we have started the Fire pic.twitter.com/yPGRe1kwiH
— VDARE (@vdare) August 25, 2016
Islamophobic fearmongering:
https://twitter.com/cristinalaila1/status/768845708875014144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Nazis complaining about the word “Nazi” being oppressive to Nazis:
#AltRightMeans "Nazi" pic.twitter.com/n45CktnCYO
— Kali Yuga Wolf ⚡️⚡️ (@wolfofariosophy) August 26, 2016
Nazi-splaining “white genocide.”
#AltRightMeans No more #WhiteGeNOcide! Diversity means less white people & #CHASINGDOWN the last whites! pic.twitter.com/es6NvobwCa
— Mud Bringer (@mud_bringer) August 26, 2016
#altrightmeans No more Mommy Professor pushing #Diversity to #CHASEDOWN white people 4 the cause of #WhiteGeNOcide! pic.twitter.com/FAPwUZ4oRF
— Mud Bringer (@mud_bringer) August 26, 2016
Attacking Michelle Obama for … eating?
https://twitter.com/JoeHNewYork/status/769202813603807232
Celebrating diversity, white supremacist-style:
#AltRightMeans celebrating our diversity! pic.twitter.com/UyysiNxZex
— Kali Yuga Wolf ⚡️⚡️ (@wolfofariosophy) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/_AltRight_/status/768816331441352704
Posting pictures of cats?
#AltRightMeans pic.twitter.com/fqQPR1P9cn
— )))Archon Xycas((( (@LordXycas) August 26, 2016
Posting pics of cats, and also some white ladies:
https://twitter.com/whitewolfgeist/status/768659904403869696
Posting more white ladies:
https://twitter.com/_Identitarian_/status/769189751609958404
https://twitter.com/emastiffs/status/769193764061454336
Weird mystical Fascist crap, plus castles:
https://twitter.com/whitewolfgeist/status/768658737095598080
Whatever is going on in this picture. Which actually looks sort of delicious.
#AltRightMeans pic.twitter.com/JlnkFxIwHN
— pointy (@chipspopandabar) August 25, 2016
BRB, joining the alt-right.
More on Hillary’s speech and the alt-right tomorrow, probably.
NOTE: In case it wasn’t obvious, that last tweet from Wolf (@boissongazeuse) with the dawgie in it is a joke; the guy who posted it is not actually a Nazi.
@Axecalibur: Oh, someone beat me to it. That’s what I get for not reading all the comments.
EDIT: Oh fuck, it’s in the middle of David’s last post.
In my defense, I’ve been knackering myself with Pokemon Go.
Indiana Jones?
Of course we all hate Nazis but Indiana Jones popped into my head when I read that.
Shouldn’t people who claim to champion freedom of speech also champion “shaming?” Why are you allowed to say sexist, racist, or homophobic bullshit but I’m not allowed to call you on it? How does verbal criticism silence you? It’s just ironic how the people who disdain sensitivity are this sensitive.
@Alan
Clever
@Falconer
Teehee!
I’m not sure why Professor Stockphoto up there is going on about race in front of a chalkboard full of differential equations. That could be an interesting class. (Or maybe he just forgot to erase the last lecturer’s notes, I suppose.)
@Grace
Probably because they also hate math. ’cause, y’know, it involves logic.
On a somewhat related note, can anyone explain to me how come the only troll who didn’t get the memo that the roof is on fire, also happens to be one of the most excruciatingly tedious, AND is the one on the other thread ? Getting tired of that guy.
Won’t someone think of that poor pug?! Pugs are not for eating! 😛
@msexceptiontotherule
Knowing the dogs in my life, I wouldn’t be surprised if the pug insinuated itself onto the table, ate the tasty food that was previously on the plate and then settled down to consider which plate to empty next. This was the moment of the photo.
Or have I overthought this?
ETA: I’ve given this more thought. Given the size of the pug and the table height, I’m hearing the Mission Impossible theme playing over the pug’s journey onto the table. Possibly coming down from the ceiling on a rope? Yes, definitely overthinking!
I’ve started to obsess over the food on that table now. It’s… eclectic. I see salad vegetables, pecan pie, charcuterie with crackers, pumpkin pie, potato salad and an assortment which defies description. The last plate screams “5 mins before the guests arrived, I panicked that there wasn’t enough food and emptied the contents of the fridge onto a plate”. Who hasn’t done that?
So I think the processed meat is the pug’s next target.
Re : pug
I think the person who posted that is actually trolling the alt-right. Can’t be sure but it seemed like it. If someone who’s better than me at reading twitter feeds (ie literally everyone) can take a look and confirm, that’d be great.
I applaud that pug’s self restraint. Any of the pets I’ve owned would have dove head first into that tray of cold cuts.
(So alt-right is coldcuts and crackers, crudite, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, a giant bowl of mashed potatoes, more cold cuts and crackers, and is that macaroni salad in the back?)
@dalilama oh sure. I meant, something like. how is the specific willing immigration theyre annoyed with “forced “. As someone said, “theyre forced to deal with it”
OT: Trump Doctor Wrote Health Letter in Just 5 Minutes as Limo Waited
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-doctor-wrote-health-letter-just-5-minutes-limo-waited-n638526?cid=sm_tw
@ Thiazin Red
Cold cuts! Thank you! I knew there was a collective term but, as a vegetarian, it’s not uppermost in my mind and I just couldn’t recall it.
Also, you’re quite right, that’s mashed potato. I don’t think my British brain allowed me to see that as it would never occur to me to serve it with what else is on the table. Wacky cultural differences; where would we be without them?
@ Sinkable John
I think you’re right. I’m a novice at this but their feed isn’t a screed of awfulness, plus there’s this from Aug 23:
“When is the straw man that tolerance means “putting up with literally anything without a fight” going away? It’s lasted soooo long”
ETA Also on Aug 21 they retweeted a sign in a shop saying there was a surcharge for anyone wearing Trump propaganda, with no negative comment attached.
Hey, alt-right, who will protect white women and our children from you?
Sorry for not sharing screen grabs or what have you. I haven’t worked out the tech quite yet, despite the useful how-tos I’ve seen here.
ETA Plus their name is French for “fizzy drink” which is not the kind of name I’d expect.
Best one I’ve seen making fun of the tag
https://twitter.com/SJWsnoke/status/768811741807423488
@Weatherwax:
https://youtu.be/ivmng_vCKx4
@Violet Beauregarde: That’s what I thought of, too.
@Falconer
Yes! Thank you!
I think there was a dog food ad a few years ago in the UK which inspired me. Dogs were working collaboratively to break into a vault containing said food, involving the Tom Cruise move. But I think it was a Jack Russell rather than a pug, and I don’t know if the music was used.
Still, hamsters would be better.
All these Nazis remind me.
Took a call today at work from a guy who had inherited an original German edition of “Adolf Hitler’s autobiography,” taken by his grandfather “off of Hitler’s own shelf in his Eagle’s Nest near Munich,” and which, he asserted, the Smithsonian would value at a minimum $18,000.
He was unhappy ’cause the pawn shop where he’d hocked the thing had lost it.
Good.
@Alan Robertshaw
It all started with Della Street . . .
Something I’ve been pondering for years now is how we know that a proper noun (for example, Della Street of Perry Mason fame) is a person’s name and not the name of a roadway is the emphasis:
Della Street
vs.
Della Street
By the way, have you ever noticed that many of the names in the Perry Mason books and TV series are also nouns?
Perry Mason
Della Street
Hamilton Burger
Paul Drake
Lieutenant Steve Drumm
Gertie Glade (My favorite character — she’s the receptionist who’s always filing her nails)
It’s good that I have something to occupy my mind while I’m doing dishes and such.
@Weatherwax
Yep those two tweets are the reason I was thinking they were trolling the alt-right. The sign in the shop also had a mention from the original tweet, “I love my town” so the original at least definitely wasn’t a Trumpet. Thanks for looking into it.
Speaking of explaining the alt-right, a few days back Vox Day gave it a go, trying somewhat harder than the Tweets above. It’s the usual alt-right dross, but a few things leaped out at me.
Vox Day: A creationist who demonstrates his scientific prowess by pulling words out of his ass.
This is a movement that begins screaming incoherently over any and all criticism, then starts jabbering about free speech and censorship.
There’s nothing classier than paraphrasing a terrorist (in turn paraphrasing Mein Kampf).
Aw, Vox only wants peace! Any race wars are the fault of those damn multicuturalists because “diversity + proximity = war!” Vox said it, so of course it’s true!
Remember though, this is only a work in progress! I’m sure Vox can improve it immensely over time!