Ok, so this is not an OFFICIAL Trump slogan, at least not yet. But this pic, evidently real, has been making the rounds on social media today, and if nothing else it might provide some fledgling metal band with an awesome name.
Or just a nice bumpersticker:
(I made this with Little Green Footballs’ Trump bumpersticker generator.)
I do feel obliged to note that “vagenda” isn’t original to this particular sign-maker: There was a short-lived but fairly widely loved feminist site called The Vagenda that (alas) went on what now seems to be a permanent hiatus last summer. Though I suspect that the sign-maker was not actually a fan of the site.
Meanwhile, I found this on Urban Dictionary:
Now this would be sort of super cool if it were a real thing in the world, but it’s a Fringe reference:
I love how the running of a woman for Office signifies “vagendas” and “manocide”. A woman as President somehow equals the polar shift of (all) women becoming superior, while also bringing about the deaths of men. A woman running for Office. SMMFH
Is this the MRA’s way of acknowledging that a man in greater Office has always been a “mangenda” pushing for wholesale “femicide”???
@Carrie
No, that would take more self awareness then they’re capable of.
Leslie Jones has been hacked and some assholes are saying she deserves it for getting Milo kicked off Twitter.
“Vagenda” is my favorite TV-created word! How dare they plagiarize Walter Bishop!
#wheresanitasdots
@Buttercup
[Warning: Homophobic slurs]
There’s a similar sign in the NW that’s famous for this, they periodically update it with the most scary reactionary weird crap they can think of. A while back they referred to Evergreen State College in Olympia as a “home of environmental terrorists and homos??” which the University put on one of their postcards:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yAdxTp2HDQM/TLxZORireAI/AAAAAAAACSs/9m11tPSuYb8/w1200-h630-p-nu/Colleges+Evergreen+State+College.jpg
It’s still there usually containing some variant of “Defund Obamacare or illegal immigrants will abort our jobs and Satan will take our guns!”
So have they just stopped pretending that their hatred of Hillary is about anything other than the fact that she’s a woman? Because they used to be applying the thinnest veil ever to their obviously sexism-based contempt for her, but now it’s like they’re not even trying anymore.
We only want want three dots because we’re hypergamous sluts. Once we get done riding the three dot carousel, we’ll want to punctuate with a two dot ellipsis. Unfortunately for us, they’re DGTOW and will refuse to let us type them because we’ve hit the wall and have thousand dot stares.
About the article: I’m pretty sure the word would be “androcide,” brodudes. [/nitpick]
That Urban Dictionary definition is actually awesome, for once.
@Handsome Jack:
Found out on Facebook. I was just about to come here and report that.
@ All the people making grammar/punctuation jokes: Right? I’m sick to the teeth of all this grammatical correctness bullshit…..we need to make English great again! Deep down, the grammanazis know that we’re winning and they’re shaking in their jackboots!
@WWTH: Dammit…you triggered a songbomb (a certain Chelsea Wolfe song)
With that said, we all know that typers age like milk but dots age like wine.
Here are a few more (note the various re-designs on Uncle Sam)
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/buffaloroams/political/I-5ObamacareNRA_zps13667240.jpg
the wtf is strong.
@Jack
These idiots. Milo got Milo banned, Leslie just sped up the process. Or maybe Milo actually wasn’t banned. Without his blue check mark, it coulda been anyone
@Dr Thang
Nope. They’ll still insist that ‘vagenda’ isn’t misogynist somehow. Trolls have shown up to say that women deserve to be beaten up in alleyways, while, at the same time, telling us that we’re the real sexists. There are no rules
Farmer Hamilton actually died several years ago. His kids have tried to keep up the family tradition of assholishness, but they don’t seem to be capable of much more than “liberals suck!”
ETA: He died in 2004.
What does the sexual deviants in the public library sign even mean?
“Beware the Hildabeast, my son,
The vulva’s teeth, the labial traps,
Beware that Huma bird, and shun
Her frumious femi-snatch.”
BTW, does anyone know the origin of the ‘Hildabeast’ thing? I have never understood where it came from.
I suppose pedophiles might go there to prey on kids, but there are a lot of places where that might happen like playgrounds etc. I don’t know why the library would be worse.
Politically I guess it’s because it’s government funded and therefore terrible?
Looks like it’s gone downhill at least in terms of making sense since the owner passed away. I”m sad I didn’t become aware of it earlier and missed its heyday.
WWTH: Your guess is as good as mine, but maybe he’s projecting, or arguing the slippery slope, or he’s throwing a hissy fit over the library *daring* to have books that portray something other than the heterosexual nuclear family norm. Just shooting in the dark…
@calmdown: That too!
The sign is incorrect, BTW. If the NRA is telling the truth about its membership, there are still twice as many Americans with Obamacare.
There are also, I assume, a fairly large number (because all number relating to Americans are large) of NRA members with Obamacare. Not that I would know. My father cancelled his membership when President Bush Sr. did, back at the beginning of the 90s.
Well I’m sure we all heard stories of people using the public access computers at libraries to view porn . maybe that what they’re referencing.
WWTH: This is a bit of a stretch, but my guess about this guy’s beef with public libraries is that they’re PUBLIC. Funded by taxes and teh_gubbamint. Just judging by this guy’s reaction to Obamacare, they probably don’t like ANY public services. Taxes are theft, and teh_gubbamint is always evil. Why pedophiles? Well, uh…everybody hates pedos. It’s great slander fuel.
(And boy, Uncle Sam is really in the Uncanny Valley on some of those billboards.)
Why do all the Uncle Sams in those billboards either look uncertain or dead eyed?
Hildabeast?
Here’s my guess:
Hillary
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Brunnhilde: a fierce shieldmaiden (warrior) and Valkyrie in Germanic mythology; she’s featured in Wagner’s series of operas called The Ring. Because opera sopranos are often large, her character is the origin of “It ain’t over till the fat lady sings.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brynhildr
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wildebeest (aka gnu; an African antelope with a large head; both sexes have horns)
These jokers are terrified of a powerful woman.
Maybe it’s also because libraries are a places os learning and knowledge. Can’t have the masses knowing stuff now can we.
@Kat
Interesting. I had never considered the idea that it echoes ‘wildebeest’, but that does make sense.
As much as anything could under these circumstances, I mean.
OT
TW: Rape
On Nate Parker, and lessons my father tried to teach me about rape
http://www.salon.com/2016/08/24/on-running-trains-nate-parker-and-lessons-my-father-tried-to-teach-me-about-rape/
I read that chapter.
I saw red.
I’ve never forgotten it.
TW: Rape