Ok, so this is not an OFFICIAL Trump slogan, at least not yet. But this pic, evidently real, has been making the rounds on social media today, and if nothing else it might provide some fledgling metal band with an awesome name.
Or just a nice bumpersticker:
(I made this with Little Green Footballs’ Trump bumpersticker generator.)
I do feel obliged to note that “vagenda” isn’t original to this particular sign-maker: There was a short-lived but fairly widely loved feminist site called The Vagenda that (alas) went on what now seems to be a permanent hiatus last summer. Though I suspect that the sign-maker was not actually a fan of the site.
Meanwhile, I found this on Urban Dictionary:
Now this would be sort of super cool if it were a real thing in the world, but it’s a Fringe reference:
Just wondering when WHTM is going on permanent hiatus..
Basically sums up half of Trump’s rhetoric. I hope it catches on.
It sounds like a line from The Jabberwocky.
“Beware the Hildabeast, my son. And shun the vagenda of manocide.”
Why did I get out of bed this morning?
Knew it! Vaginae are wormholes. The manocidal vagenda (AKA the Illupunani) can’t keep its secrets from the seekers of mayunly truth
But for real, there’s very little worse than political gun joints. But, of course, ‘2nd Amendment remedies’ was entirely figurative. Sure…
Also, here’s Hill and her beast
http://presidentialpetmuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hillary-clinton-dog-tally.png
Oh, the irony and complete lack of self-awareness of a gunsmith accusing someone else of being responsible for the deaths of others.
When misogyny and two dot ellipses disappear from this world. Looks like you’ve got a lot of work to do if you want to achieve the goal of permanent WHTM hiatus. Get to it!
@WWTH
Ok, but we can keep the five-dot ellipses, right?
@weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
Whoa! Some of us find two-dot ellipses both stylish and streamlined. Save the two-dot ellipses!
#notalltwodotellipses
#whataboutthetwodotellipseez?
@Roger, why would you want WHTM to go on hiatus? It’s important. It’s also delightful, even when its subject matter is anything but.
@WWTH:
I was going to answer with ‘When Hell freezes over’, but I like your response better.
Also, so sad and angry about Leslie Jones getting hacked. I mean, WTF?
@WWTH
There are 2 dot ellipses in Africa who can’t afford a 3rd dot. Do you care about that? Everyone already has equal dots in the West. Hypocrites the lotta ya. Grammar is Cancer!!1!!
That ellipse would look better and healthier if it lost one dot.
Ellipses are the greasy pizza remnants of punctuation. Spoiled little princesses, refusing to end a sentence….leaving everyone unsatisfied………….
Re: the Vagenda. Oh my god, this jerk. I’ve driven (hastily) past his store a few times. He always has some rant posted on his sign about “Dem-a-rats” and “Moonbat Liberals” destroying the economy. You get the feeling he’s helpfully pointing out targets for his customers.
My favorite was the one accusing Columbia University of harboring “mental midgets”. Why Columbia? I don’t know.
Ugh, you people are never satisfied. Some of you insist on one more dot, others insist on one fewer. WHY must you oppress the hapless dotdot?
/sob
Sinkable John:
Agreed. Then it would create an actual sentence.
Iseult The Idle:
IKR? Why wouldn’t anyone think of the poor dots? The dots are the REAL oppressed group! I am going to start an awareness campaign on Twitter- #whataboutthedots!
Not happening. They think periods are icky.
Clearly the Vagenda’s ultimate goal (with help from the ever scheming commas) is dot genocide and the absolute supremacy of the New Sentence Order.
I support the New Sentence Order and its objective to wipe ellipses off the face of the earth. Or at the least remove it from phone texts and forum boards.
I love this place. A troll comes in and it could turn heated, instead we make jokes about punctuation. Most excellent.
At this point it really seems like the random text generators are more coherent than the people who create these kinds of things.
@Oogly
B-but, I like ellipses… They let me write how I talk. The NSO must be defeated! Gotta build a bunker, stock up on weapons… Oooh! That place in New England seems to be just the place… What’s a Hildebeast? No matter, I’m sure they’re on the up and up… Right?
“Hildabeast and the Vagenda of Monocide” would be a great name for the sequel to “Hedwig and the Angry Itch.”