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New Trump Slogan: “Beware Hildabeast Clinton and its Vagenda of Manocide”

She eats little boys! Puppy dog tails! Big fat snails! Beware! Take care!
She eats little boys! Puppy dog tails! Big fat snails! Beware! Take care!

Ok, so this is not an OFFICIAL Trump slogan, at least not yet. But this pic, evidently real, has been making the rounds on social media today, and if nothing else it might provide some fledgling metal band with an awesome name.

Or just a nice bumpersticker:

BEWARE THE HILDABEAST AND ITS VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE

(I made this with Little Green Footballs’ Trump bumpersticker generator.)

I do feel obliged to note that “vagenda” isn’t original to this particular sign-maker: There was a short-lived but fairly widely loved feminist site called The Vagenda that (alas) went on what now seems to be a permanent hiatus last summer. Though I suspect that the sign-maker was not actually a fan of the site.

Meanwhile, I found this on Urban Dictionary:

TOP DEFINITION Vagenda vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda (n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology. He fell right into her vagenda! #fringe #vagina #agenda #walter #bishop by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 02, 2010

Now this would be sort of super cool if it were a real thing in the world, but it’s a Fringe reference:

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Roger
Roger
8 years ago

Just wondering when WHTM is going on permanent hiatus..

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
8 years ago

Basically sums up half of Trump’s rhetoric. I hope it catches on.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

It sounds like a line from The Jabberwocky.
“Beware the Hildabeast, my son. And shun the vagenda of manocide.”

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Why did I get out of bed this morning?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

Knew it! Vaginae are wormholes. The manocidal vagenda (AKA the Illupunani) can’t keep its secrets from the seekers of mayunly truth

But for real, there’s very little worse than political gun joints. But, of course, ‘2nd Amendment remedies’ was entirely figurative. Sure…

Also, here’s Hill and her beast
http://presidentialpetmuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hillary-clinton-dog-tally.png

Judas Peckerwood
8 years ago

Oh, the irony and complete lack of self-awareness of a gunsmith accusing someone else of being responsible for the deaths of others.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Just wondering when WHTM is going on permanent hiatus..

When misogyny and two dot ellipses disappear from this world. Looks like you’ve got a lot of work to do if you want to achieve the goal of permanent WHTM hiatus. Get to it!

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@WWTH
Ok, but we can keep the five-dot ellipses, right?

Judas Peckerwood
8 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

When misogyny and two dot ellipses disappear from this world.

Whoa! Some of us find two-dot ellipses both stylish and streamlined. Save the two-dot ellipses!

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

Save the two-dot ellipses!

#notalltwodotellipses

#whataboutthetwodotellipseez?

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

@Roger, why would you want WHTM to go on hiatus? It’s important. It’s also delightful, even when its subject matter is anything but.

Cerulean (Miss A)
Cerulean (Miss A)
8 years ago

@WWTH:

I was going to answer with ‘When Hell freezes over’, but I like your response better.

Also, so sad and angry about Leslie Jones getting hacked. I mean, WTF?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

@WWTH
There are 2 dot ellipses in Africa who can’t afford a 3rd dot. Do you care about that? Everyone already has equal dots in the West. Hypocrites the lotta ya. Grammar is Cancer!!1!!

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
8 years ago

That ellipse would look better and healthier if it lost one dot.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

Ellipses are the greasy pizza remnants of punctuation. Spoiled little princesses, refusing to end a sentence….leaving everyone unsatisfied………….

Re: the Vagenda. Oh my god, this jerk. I’ve driven (hastily) past his store a few times. He always has some rant posted on his sign about “Dem-a-rats” and “Moonbat Liberals” destroying the economy. You get the feeling he’s helpfully pointing out targets for his customers.

My favorite was the one accusing Columbia University of harboring “mental midgets”. Why Columbia? I don’t know.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
8 years ago

Ugh, you people are never satisfied. Some of you insist on one more dot, others insist on one fewer. WHY must you oppress the hapless dotdot?

/sob

MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
8 years ago

Sinkable John:

That ellipse would look better and healthier if it lost one dot.

Agreed. Then it would create an actual sentence.

MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
MissEB47 (Resident Rainbow Lorikeet and Beak Typist)
8 years ago

Iseult The Idle:

IKR? Why wouldn’t anyone think of the poor dots? The dots are the REAL oppressed group! I am going to start an awareness campaign on Twitter- #whataboutthedots!

Snowberry
Snowberry
8 years ago

That ellipse would look better and healthier if it lost one dot.

Agreed. Then it would create an actual sentence.

Not happening. They think periods are icky.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
8 years ago

Clearly the Vagenda’s ultimate goal (with help from the ever scheming commas) is dot genocide and the absolute supremacy of the New Sentence Order.

OoglyBoggles
OoglyBoggles
8 years ago

I support the New Sentence Order and its objective to wipe ellipses off the face of the earth. Or at the least remove it from phone texts and forum boards.

Loquora
Loquora
8 years ago

I love this place. A troll comes in and it could turn heated, instead we make jokes about punctuation. Most excellent.

Catalpa
Catalpa
8 years ago

At this point it really seems like the random text generators are more coherent than the people who create these kinds of things.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
8 years ago

@Oogly
B-but, I like ellipses… They let me write how I talk. The NSO must be defeated! Gotta build a bunker, stock up on weapons… Oooh! That place in New England seems to be just the place… What’s a Hildebeast? No matter, I’m sure they’re on the up and up… Right?

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
8 years ago

“Hildabeast and the Vagenda of Monocide” would be a great name for the sequel to “Hedwig and the Angry Itch.”

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