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Right-wing Trump fans now attacking Hillary for … sitting on stools

Donald Trump: Also known to sit down sometimes
Donald Trump: Also known to sit down sometimes

Juicebro lawyer/Trump superfan Mike Cernovich has been pushing the ridiculous and thoroughly debunked “Hillary Clinton is too physically frail to be President” theory for some time now.

Now he’s found DRAMATIC NEW EVIDENCE to support his dubious “sick Hillary” thesis: Photos and video footage of Hillary SITTING and sometimes LEANING ON stools at public events.

Because, clearly, anyone who doesn’t want to remain standing for hours on end in the midst of a gruelling political campaign is on DEATH’S DOOR.

In a post on his blog yesterday, Cerno promoted a new hashtag — #HillarysStools — that has taken the unhinged Hillary haters of Twitter by storm, garnering retweets by some of the finest minds in the political and media worlds, from yelly red-faced conspiracy monger Alex Jones to Alex Jones employee Paul Joseph Watson to noted Twitter commenter Cuckface von Dipshit. And of course it’s been covered by Fox News.

Some scenes from #HillarysStools so far.

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/765655466860961792

https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/765706769519767552

https://twitter.com/RinaValentina/status/766043658118320128

https://twitter.com/mgdavros111/status/765978916486057984

https://twitter.com/BlueFalcon3P/status/765742691913195520

https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/765898072450740225

https://twitter.com/25YrsOfChaos/status/765769578718830592

https://twitter.com/PrivilegedBrah/status/765685926689247234

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/765652112252530688

https://twitter.com/danklemer1/status/765730282288844800

https://twitter.com/SoCaliMilitia1/status/765697201972457472

https://twitter.com/Yuan1557800/status/765683268888956929

https://twitter.com/roastsliberals/status/765657445100294145

https://twitter.com/DripKlap/status/765695177214144512

If any of you can decipher this message, let me know:

https://twitter.com/Cuckumber/status/765734809398349824

 

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Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
8 years ago

@rugbyyogi

I could run for president AND look good !
Granted, I’m so skinny I could actually wear a bulletproof vest under my freaking t-shirt and no one would notice and I don’t think that’s actually a good thing, all things considered.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
8 years ago

The happy merchant being photoshopped onto the Ben Garrison cartoon hardly makes the original any better. I find his work repugnant.

LaterSpaceCowboy
LaterSpaceCowboy
8 years ago

1. She wears low heels most of the time probably because of of female appearance. Trump doesn’t. If he puts on some pumps and stands for a few hours, we’ll talk.

2. These idiots realize stool is a synonym for feces, right? They have a hashtag that could easily be mistaken for talking about Clinton taking a dump. Morons.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
8 years ago

#HillarysStools is an unfortunately scatological name for a hashtag.

Next thing you know, they’ll start sharing photos of Clinton’s (alleged) literal stool samples for medical diagnosis purposes.

Mish
Mish
8 years ago

Is one of those tweeters actually using a pic of Jon Stewart?
Jon Stewart.
Boggle, boggle, boggle (that was my mind).
Nothing makes sense to me anymore.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko
8 years ago

@Mish

Look at his handle more closely :s

… they’re not even trying, are they ?

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
8 years ago

Ok, this. I’m just gonna point to this from now on. I’m getting tired of explaining why I’ve stopped believing that anyone has a LEGITIMATE issue with Hillary and why I’m supporting her, so from now on I will just refer them to this. The same exact people who expect me to believe that she’s evil and corrupt and should be in prison also expect me to believe the fact that she sits down sometimes is proof that she’s deathly ill and can barely move anymore.
They have no credibility whatsoever, reality is irrelevant to them, they only care about justifying their rage, “grasping at straws” doesn’t begin to cover what they do. I used to see the seething inhuman hate they have for her and think she must have done some unimaginably horrible stuff that I somehow never heard about to justify that much contempt, and for the past few months I’ve been seeing the absolute worse they can throw at her, and it’s almost entirely as laughably weak as this crap here. This wouldn’t exist if they had a remotely decent reason to hate her, they would just be talking about that instead of trying so desperately to make this into an issue.

occasional reader
occasional reader
8 years ago

Hello.

Catalpa
August 18, 2016 at 12:26 am

Also, I’d like to point out that she’s younger than Trump.

Don’t be silly! Don’t you know that women age at an accelerated rate compared to men? In fact, one human year is roughly the equivalent of two to three ‘woman’ years. This is why it’s totally okay for 40 year old men to lust after 16 year olds, and why women become haggard old crones by the age of 25! That’s, like, 60 in woman years!

/sarcasm

Ah, wrong. Let me mansplaining you why. You may have forgotten that for these persons, “women” are “bitches”. Bitches being female dogs, you have to count the age of women in dog years. QED.

(Do you want more sniggars in you sarcastea ?)

Have a nice day.

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

Perhaps many on the alt-right suspect that Trump has serious health issues, which will come to the fore as the campaign grinds on, and this is an attempt to poison the well.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
8 years ago

@Capalta:

Don’t you know that women age at an accelerated rate compared to men?

Duh! That’s why we want to #KillAllMen…we do use them…Countess Bathory style. That explains why quite a few of us (myself included) actually look significantly younger than we are. /sarcasm

(Jesus! That got darker than I intended)

On another note:

“why women become haggard old crones by the age of 25!”

Hey now! You respect your elders, young man! (also sarcasm)

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

Next they’ll be pushing the meme that because Hillary sometimes sleeps, breathes, and eats, she’s too frail and needy for the presidency. “Look! She has an oxygen dependency! She can barely go 5 seconds without inhaling!”

HuffPo had a great takedown of Trump’s fake doctor letter yesterday, written by an actual doctor:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-gunter/im-a-doctor-heres-concerning-trumps-medical-letter_b_11565838.html

(Someone in the comments also noted the similarities between the signature on the letter and Trump’s own signature.)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago
RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
8 years ago

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brian
brian
8 years ago

that @cuckumber Twitter is kind of amazing, actually. if it isn’t a bit though, I’d be very surprised. most of it’s tweets are equally incomprehensible. one started with a period.

Professor Snugglesworth
Professor Snugglesworth
8 years ago

Buttercup: I’m reasonably certain that Donnie himself has already started along this tack, with some rambling about how HRC will finish a rally and then go home to sleep. Like everything else that falls out of his mouth, it was garbled and incoherent, however he tried to phrase it.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
8 years ago

Mish wrote:

Is one of those tweeters actually using a pic of Jon Stewart?

Jon Stewart.

Boggle, boggle, boggle (that was my mind).

Nothing makes sense to me anymore.

I think that’s just to make sure people get the “pun.”

Cuckface von Dipshit is an obvious reference to Jon Stewart’s bit about referring to Trump as “Fuckface von Clownstick”…

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
8 years ago

It’s kind of amazing how often the alt-right makes things up from whole cloth to discredit the opposition, yet so often the only people they fool are themselves.

I suppose that has the added benefit of projection: they think “facts” are made up by the left.

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
8 years ago

Also, the Ben Garrison thing… yeah.

I see too much of his output on the “A Good Cartoon” tumblr. He’s a right wing authoritarian projecting the mind-set of the modern GOP onto paper, but he’s not openly anti-jewish. That’s /pol latching onto his work, and gleefully sticking the knife in after he squealed about it.

The guy’s a shit, just not that particular type of shit.

rick
rick
8 years ago

Its hard to tell whether Cernovich actually believes his own hype, or whether its just part of an act. Which is kind of a low buck, delusional, right wing Tony Robbins. But this style of cosmetic, meaningless criticism sells to people on both the left and the right, so sit back and enjoy the show.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

@Mish, I’ve encountered Jon Stewart fans who also support Trump. They’re anti-establishment-at-any-cost, and have no issues burning the world down (for everyone except their upper-middle-class-white-asses of course) in order to stick it to the system.

He’s a strange duck.

@leftwingfox,

It’s kind of amazing how often the alt-right makes things up from whole cloth to discredit the opposition, yet so often the only people they fool are themselves.

I suppose that has the added benefit of projection: they think “facts” are made up by the left.

I have been seeing the right-wing-media fog of misinformation falling apart, both from outside attacks and from inside surrender, lately. It’s fascinating. Here’s Ted Koppel shredding O’Reilly to bits on his own show (about two minutes of brilliant smack-down)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmOZPE-CFN8

And here’s my favourite, The Young Turks reporting on a morning radio pundit who’s admitted to himself – and his audience – that he’s been responsible for the destruction of rationality and moderation in the right wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0BW-6bVQI8

They’ve made Trump possible, and they can see democracy starting to unravel. It seems like a couple of them have realized that their lies and fabrications, while very useful in creating an audience for them, have finally started to come home to roost.

epitome of incomprehensibility

This #HillarysStools thing is very silly, but it’s also gross, implying that anyone with a disability or health problem is unfit to serve as president.

Now, I get that people would want a president who’s likely to live at least four years more, since it’s a political hassle to replace a leader who dies in office, but this whole health/fitness obsession is a bit strange.

Not to be unnecessarily morbid (goes on to be morbid…) but being a president is a dangerous job. You’re a public figure and a potential target for violence. And besides the whole danger of being killed, it also happens that healthy people get sick and die sooner than expected. So does it really matter if the prospective president is in “perfect health” (whatever that is)?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

Its hard to tell whether Cernovich actually believes his own hype, or whether its just part of an act.

Oh, no, Cernovich definitely believes his nonsense. He was Tweeting pro-rape and pro-murder garbage long before he parlayed it into a non-career.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

Maybe Hillary’s campaign train will stop in Blaine, Missouri and set off a Stool Boom:

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
8 years ago

Is Cernovich “pro-life”? If so, he’s an even bigger hypocrite than I thought.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
8 years ago

I’ve just seen this ridiculous garbage on the Metro site.
Does Drumpf even know what Brexit means? Or does he just want to lay claim to it like the other alt right bywords he doesn’t understand like Zio and cuck?!! The mind boggles. (Again)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/donald-trumps-confused-a-lot-of-people-with-his-latest-tweet-6076530/