Juicebro lawyer/Trump superfan Mike Cernovich has been pushing the ridiculous and thoroughly debunked “Hillary Clinton is too physically frail to be President” theory for some time now.
Now he’s found DRAMATIC NEW EVIDENCE to support his dubious “sick Hillary” thesis: Photos and video footage of Hillary SITTING and sometimes LEANING ON stools at public events.
Because, clearly, anyone who doesn’t want to remain standing for hours on end in the midst of a gruelling political campaign is on DEATH’S DOOR.
In a post on his blog yesterday, Cerno promoted a new hashtag — #HillarysStools — that has taken the unhinged Hillary haters of Twitter by storm, garnering retweets by some of the finest minds in the political and media worlds, from yelly red-faced conspiracy monger Alex Jones to Alex Jones employee Paul Joseph Watson to noted Twitter commenter Cuckface von Dipshit. And of course it’s been covered by Fox News.
Some scenes from #HillarysStools so far.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/765655466860961792
#HillarysStools – Another sign that she has major health problems & can barely stand up. https://t.co/X7Qm7Qosnv pic.twitter.com/ovQbv19M7J
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) August 16, 2016
Sits on a stool…wtf? Why can't Hillary stand? What is wrong with her? #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/DTTwYBFU2H
— Lisa (@Rockprincess818) August 16, 2016
Hillary Clinton need a stool on stage? Maybe she should get up and excerise instead of sleep all day #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/LSkIA85TVf
— Russell Wiley🇺🇸 (@russellwiley) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/765706769519767552
https://twitter.com/RinaValentina/status/766043658118320128
https://twitter.com/mgdavros111/status/765978916486057984
https://twitter.com/BlueFalcon3P/status/765742691913195520
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/765898072450740225
https://twitter.com/25YrsOfChaos/status/765769578718830592
There's nothing to see here #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/LEkR3pbZRZ
— DeplorableWhiteMale (@WhiteMaleShame) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/PrivilegedBrah/status/765685926689247234
https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/765652112252530688
https://twitter.com/danklemer1/status/765730282288844800
https://twitter.com/SoCaliMilitia1/status/765697201972457472
https://twitter.com/Yuan1557800/status/765683268888956929
https://twitter.com/roastsliberals/status/765657445100294145
https://twitter.com/DripKlap/status/765695177214144512
If any of you can decipher this message, let me know:
https://twitter.com/Cuckumber/status/765734809398349824
@rugbyyogi
I could run for president AND look good !
Granted, I’m so skinny I could actually wear a bulletproof vest under my freaking t-shirt and no one would notice and I don’t think that’s actually a good thing, all things considered.
The happy merchant being photoshopped onto the Ben Garrison cartoon hardly makes the original any better. I find his work repugnant.
1. She wears low heels most of the time probably because of of female appearance. Trump doesn’t. If he puts on some pumps and stands for a few hours, we’ll talk.
2. These idiots realize stool is a synonym for feces, right? They have a hashtag that could easily be mistaken for talking about Clinton taking a dump. Morons.
Next thing you know, they’ll start sharing photos of Clinton’s (alleged) literal stool samples for medical diagnosis purposes.
Is one of those tweeters actually using a pic of Jon Stewart?
Jon Stewart.
Boggle, boggle, boggle (that was my mind).
Nothing makes sense to me anymore.
@Mish
Look at his handle more closely :s
… they’re not even trying, are they ?
Ok, this. I’m just gonna point to this from now on. I’m getting tired of explaining why I’ve stopped believing that anyone has a LEGITIMATE issue with Hillary and why I’m supporting her, so from now on I will just refer them to this. The same exact people who expect me to believe that she’s evil and corrupt and should be in prison also expect me to believe the fact that she sits down sometimes is proof that she’s deathly ill and can barely move anymore.
They have no credibility whatsoever, reality is irrelevant to them, they only care about justifying their rage, “grasping at straws” doesn’t begin to cover what they do. I used to see the seething inhuman hate they have for her and think she must have done some unimaginably horrible stuff that I somehow never heard about to justify that much contempt, and for the past few months I’ve been seeing the absolute worse they can throw at her, and it’s almost entirely as laughably weak as this crap here. This wouldn’t exist if they had a remotely decent reason to hate her, they would just be talking about that instead of trying so desperately to make this into an issue.
Hello.
Ah, wrong. Let me mansplaining you why. You may have forgotten that for these persons, “women” are “bitches”. Bitches being female dogs, you have to count the age of women in dog years. QED.
(Do you want more sniggars in you sarcastea ?)
Have a nice day.
Perhaps many on the alt-right suspect that Trump has serious health issues, which will come to the fore as the campaign grinds on, and this is an attempt to poison the well.
@Capalta:
Duh! That’s why we want to #KillAllMen…we do use them…Countess Bathory style. That explains why quite a few of us (myself included) actually look significantly younger than we are. /sarcasm
(Jesus! That got darker than I intended)
On another note:
“why women become haggard old crones by the age of 25!”
Hey now! You respect your elders, young man! (also sarcasm)
Next they’ll be pushing the meme that because Hillary sometimes sleeps, breathes, and eats, she’s too frail and needy for the presidency. “Look! She has an oxygen dependency! She can barely go 5 seconds without inhaling!”
HuffPo had a great takedown of Trump’s fake doctor letter yesterday, written by an actual doctor:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-gunter/im-a-doctor-heres-concerning-trumps-medical-letter_b_11565838.html
(Someone in the comments also noted the similarities between the signature on the letter and Trump’s own signature.)
Whatever one may have thought about his policies, Ronald Reagan had a great sense of humour
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-have-left-orders-to-be-awakened-at-any-time-during-national-emergency-even-if-i-m-ronald-reagan-34-36-90.jpg
that @cuckumber Twitter is kind of amazing, actually. if it isn’t a bit though, I’d be very surprised. most of it’s tweets are equally incomprehensible. one started with a period.
Buttercup: I’m reasonably certain that Donnie himself has already started along this tack, with some rambling about how HRC will finish a rally and then go home to sleep. Like everything else that falls out of his mouth, it was garbled and incoherent, however he tried to phrase it.
I think that’s just to make sure people get the “pun.”
Cuckface von Dipshit is an obvious reference to Jon Stewart’s bit about referring to Trump as “Fuckface von Clownstick”…
It’s kind of amazing how often the alt-right makes things up from whole cloth to discredit the opposition, yet so often the only people they fool are themselves.
I suppose that has the added benefit of projection: they think “facts” are made up by the left.
Also, the Ben Garrison thing… yeah.
I see too much of his output on the “A Good Cartoon” tumblr. He’s a right wing authoritarian projecting the mind-set of the modern GOP onto paper, but he’s not openly anti-jewish. That’s /pol latching onto his work, and gleefully sticking the knife in after he squealed about it.
The guy’s a shit, just not that particular type of shit.
Its hard to tell whether Cernovich actually believes his own hype, or whether its just part of an act. Which is kind of a low buck, delusional, right wing Tony Robbins. But this style of cosmetic, meaningless criticism sells to people on both the left and the right, so sit back and enjoy the show.
@Mish, I’ve encountered Jon Stewart fans who also support Trump. They’re anti-establishment-at-any-cost, and have no issues burning the world down (for everyone except their upper-middle-class-white-asses of course) in order to stick it to the system.
He’s a strange duck.
@leftwingfox,
I have been seeing the right-wing-media fog of misinformation falling apart, both from outside attacks and from inside surrender, lately. It’s fascinating. Here’s Ted Koppel shredding O’Reilly to bits on his own show (about two minutes of brilliant smack-down)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmOZPE-CFN8
And here’s my favourite, The Young Turks reporting on a morning radio pundit who’s admitted to himself – and his audience – that he’s been responsible for the destruction of rationality and moderation in the right wing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0BW-6bVQI8
They’ve made Trump possible, and they can see democracy starting to unravel. It seems like a couple of them have realized that their lies and fabrications, while very useful in creating an audience for them, have finally started to come home to roost.
This #HillarysStools thing is very silly, but it’s also gross, implying that anyone with a disability or health problem is unfit to serve as president.
Now, I get that people would want a president who’s likely to live at least four years more, since it’s a political hassle to replace a leader who dies in office, but this whole health/fitness obsession is a bit strange.
Not to be unnecessarily morbid (goes on to be morbid…) but being a president is a dangerous job. You’re a public figure and a potential target for violence. And besides the whole danger of being killed, it also happens that healthy people get sick and die sooner than expected. So does it really matter if the prospective president is in “perfect health” (whatever that is)?
Oh, no, Cernovich definitely believes his nonsense. He was Tweeting pro-rape and pro-murder garbage long before he parlayed it into a non-career.
Maybe Hillary’s campaign train will stop in Blaine, Missouri and set off a Stool Boom:
Is Cernovich “pro-life”? If so, he’s an even bigger hypocrite than I thought.
I’ve just seen this ridiculous garbage on the Metro site.
Does Drumpf even know what Brexit means? Or does he just want to lay claim to it like the other alt right bywords he doesn’t understand like Zio and cuck?!! The mind boggles. (Again)
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/donald-trumps-confused-a-lot-of-people-with-his-latest-tweet-6076530/