Right-wing Trump fans now attacking Hillary for … sitting on stools

Is it wrong that I’m dreaming of an episode of In Search Of… devoted to this conspiracy theory?

I miss Leonard Nimoy

Also, this bigfoot sweater is amazing. I want one.

Damn you, untrustworthy Google image search!

Yeah, I’m 21 and can’t stand on (most) heels for more than 2 or three hours, and even normal shoes hurts my feet sometimes, which is why I always take flip flops in my purse and am ALWAYS sitting or leaning.

So you have an idea of how helplessly tired I am, I once had to write and perform in a 2 hour long play about Florbela Espanca and Fernando Pessoa
– and I wrote it to be a conversation in a bar table between them two (them seven, actually, cause Fernando’s most famous personas made appearances), especially so I could be sitting down most of the time.
My mother, much younger than Hillary, hasn’t wear heels in two decades, due to leg,feet and back pain, and due to not giving a damn as well.

So, yeah, call the ambulance on us, we’re too old and sick to function. I’m just about to die.

ETA: Well, it wasn’t just because of feet pain that I wanted to sit down. The huge fur coat and shyness were part of it. It’s much easier to make dramatic readings while sitting down, and being able to sip on water like it was an alcoholic beverage when I forgot the text or was too nervous. And I could keep dramatically stirring the cup instead of staring at the 200 people in the crowd.
And why, yes, it was one of the most mortifying experiences of my life, thanks for asking.

Straight up, as a late-twenties man in generally good health, I couldn’t take that much standing in a pair of comfy sneakers without having to sit or otherwise awkwardly pace around the stage due to back complaints.

Also, Donnie has got lousy posture. Taking to a stool once in a while might have helped.

The most ridiculous thing about this new conspiracy theory, is that Trump’s doctor letter is a clearly amateurish fake written by Trump himself. Its a comically bad forgery.

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-health-doctor-490836

His entire campaign seems to have devolved into “I know you are but what am I?”

From the link posted by Thiazin Red :

Then, there is the doctor who allegedly signed this document. His name is Harold N. Bornstein, and he is a gastroenterologist. This kind of physician is a specialist who treats the digestive tract.

[…]

However, it mentions no history of the gastrointestinal problem that led the Republican candidate for president to seek out his help. In fact, the letter says Trump has had no significant medical problems. So why has he been seeing a gastroenterologist for over 35 years?

I’m no doctor, but I believe this may have something to do with his head currently being stuck pretty far up his own ass.

One thing I noticed about the Hilary stool pictures, was that the majority take place when someone else is talking. It can be distracting for the audience when the candidate is looming over the speaker. By moving to the side, sitting or leaning, the candidate signals to the audience that they should be listening to the person at the podium.

Could you imagine how TERRIBLE it would be to have a president that couldn’t walk? Good thing America has never had to suffer that indignity before.

As odd physical behaviour goes, it’s worth noting that trump has not taken off his jacket in public for many, many months now. There’s an article on it which I’m to lazy to link to.

@Jo
You’re right! Is the neo-Nazis’ favorite candidate packing heat?

Maybe he’s got a sandwich in the inside pocket that he doesn’t want stolen?

Or maybe he’s got a good book in that pocket — Mein Kampf?

It can’t be that he’s skipping the gym.

Jo:

As odd physical behaviour goes, it’s worth noting that trump has not taken off his jacket in public for many, many months now. There’s an article on it which I’m to lazy to link to.

Remember Kuato from Total Recall?